Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Full Coverage of 2012 Coke 600

GSP is not impressed by your performance (Video)

 Who said Georges St. Pierre was boring and lacked personality?

Comment 87 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Not as funny now that he actually knows how to say "performance"

Riding the Brock Train..
Jon Fitch, Gray Maynard and Chael Sonnen can suck it. If I want a blanket I'll buy it in the store, not on PPV.

by D-MoB on Sep 14, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

it was that bad it was funny

gsp is that wooden he makes dan henderson look interesting!

"whats the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi?"

by scott1 on Sep 14, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That shit was funny.

GO BIG, OR GO HOME!!!

by LOKIE on Sep 14, 2010 3:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i thought it was hilarious

Whens the sig rubber match David W-S? I need vengeance!

Shogun Rua vs Rogerio Nogueira 2 coming soon!

LATE TAKEDOWN FTW

by Synyster_08 on Sep 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really

think that they could have done much more with this. They should have made him the boss and really had him yell at like little girls and such.

by Shadyone33 on Sep 14, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP do a remix of that song "I'm the Boss"

Whens the sig rubber match David W-S? I need vengeance!

Shogun Rua vs Rogerio Nogueira 2 coming soon!

LATE TAKEDOWN FTW

by Synyster_08 on Sep 14, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, Shady, that would have been funnier.

They should have had some wide-eyed little make-a-wish kid draw a picture for him to put on his refrigerator and he looks at it and says “I’m not impressed by your perfomance.”

Then they should have had him at the Vatican after the Pope delivers a eulogy of some head-of-state. “I’m was not impressed by your performance!”

Or maybe the clip of Yoda levitating Luke’s X-wing out of the swamp. “I was not impressed……”

Then maybe a clip of Superman stopping a nuke from hitting New York with his breath. “I was not impressed….”

Then a clip of God saying “Let There Be Light”….and there was light….and then looking to Georges for his approval and GSP says “I was not impressed by your performance.” And then God has a sheepish deflated look on his face like He’s disappointed that His idol rejected Him. LOL.

"Who's da MASTA?!!!"

by (shonuff) on Sep 16, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooden is the perfect description scott!

lol, i had a good laugh though

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Sep 14, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

GSP is walking around with ILS.

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Sep 14, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO!!

I thought that shit was damn funny

by Rare Poker Tips on Sep 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Al Pacino aint got nothing on that performance.

Amazing acting.

Riding the Brock Train..
Jon Fitch, Gray Maynard and Chael Sonnen can suck it. If I want a blanket I'll buy it in the store, not on PPV.

by D-MoB on Sep 14, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was AWESOME! LOLOLOL Take that, Cockcheck!

by Jon Estrada Sr. on Sep 14, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That's pretty creative for a degenerate American douchebag

Joke about Canada as much as you want, the fact that you had a guy with one IQ level above a carrot as your President for 8 years says all there is to say.

by judomania on Sep 14, 2010 8:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Great comeback. Clearly the school system dis you justice.

I happen to like Americans, they’re friendly folk Too bad deutcshbags like you give em a bad name.

by judomania on Sep 14, 2010 8:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Almost as horrendous...

…as your incorrect use of the word your (pronoun indicating possession or ownership) in place of the properly used you’re (pronoun indicating identity or description), or your improper use of “a incompetent” where “an incompetent” is required.

Ish that kid. James Toney’s my son. (big up’s go out to danago, who happens to have four letters in his username in common with Canada. If rearranged, his name could be written Gonada- coincidence? I think not.)

by Paulska on Sep 14, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I was bored on the first sentence..

by Capnjbrown on Sep 14, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Thanks for the English lesson.. I really appreciate it.. You really taught me alot.

by Capnjbrown on Sep 14, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No worries..

I don’t mind a little nationalistic-flavoured smack talk at all- no hard feelings there.

That said, if you’re going to depart from that and make others’ spelling and grammar the basis for the insults that your own house of writing better be in order. It’s like Dan Hardy griping about how wrestling is ruining MMA when any toddler of a wrestling coach could teach him how to grapple.

Anyway, our maple syrup and bacon would wipe the octagon with yours any time, any place…. Hate it, denigrate it, but it’s undisputed. :)

by Paulska on Sep 14, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're trying to tell me, that...

His use of the word “your” when referencing another’s spelling, was incorrect? He said “your spelling”. That’s correct. You tried to say he should of replaced that with the proper word of “you’re”? Sorry bud, but “you’re spelling” doesn’t make sense. ’You’re’ is in place for anytime you may say ‘you are’. “You are spelling sucks”, doesn’t quite sound right to me….

www.mondaymorningblackbelt.com

by daniel worby on Sep 15, 2010 12:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was about to say that Worbs. He was right with "your!"

Paulska is trying to sound smart when in fact he looks dumb. And there is not much of a dif between the two country’s except they don’t have our debt! I always wanted to move to Canada, but my girl HATES the cold. I could easily move there bc my license is valid in Canada and I love the cold!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Sep 15, 2010 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I made an error with the word "dis"'which was meant to be "did"

But “deutsch” was on purpose. Anyone who watched Beerfest would get that joke. I’m all for healthy joshing, but this cajn fool always gets pretty arrogant with his/her put downs. Most Canadians on here don’t respond bc we’re an easygoing people, but I’m sick of this moron always making comments that can be classified as xenophobic. Like I said, most Americans I know are cool. A little full of themselves, but cool. But you don’t see Canadians on here bashing Americans without being provoked.

by judomania on Sep 15, 2010 7:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You're right and I don't get it.

Every time I’m on vacation I meet so many nice Canadians! I told this story once before but whatever. My girl and I were in the Bahamas when I lost my sunglasses in the ocean. This very nice lady sees us looking around and asked what we were looking for. When I told her she got her husband and 2 kids to come and help. They got their snorkeling gear and couldn’t be happier to help us look and after about 15 min they were found. All scratched up of course, but that’s not the point. After all was said and done I commented to my girl, “you would never see Americans do that!” Not always the case bc I am always willing to help people out, but that’s the exception to the rule. I love you northern fuckers!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Sep 15, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Retraction...

I own the Capn a hearty I was wrong on his your. I read his phrasing as

Too bad your spelling is like a incompetent Canadian
, when in fact it was
Too bad your spelling is like a incompetent Canadian
.

I was wrong about the your- straight up. (No BJ Penn post loss excuses from this camp).

He did boff the “a incompetent”, and the sentence as a whole is awkward. It would have been most properly written “Too bad your spelling is like an incompetent Canadian’s.”

I’m not trying to sound smart MBOW. I just think making other peoples’ grammar a point of verbal assault is dodgy footing, because who amongst us has never mistyped something (in this case, I misread it)? If you’re going to dog someone about something, you better have that part of your game top notch.

Love that the grammar is getting airtime on an mma site… smirk

by Paulska on Sep 15, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Sep 15, 2010 8:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

The saddest part of your comment...

is that he was a better president than our current one.

formerly the original UFCAddict... back when mania used to keep score of how many comments we made. Currently ranked 22nd on UFC.com fantasy picks.

by Geoff H. on Sep 15, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you serious? Bush was better than Obama?

What are you smoking? Do you have any idea what Bush did for your reputation across the world? Let alone the fact that he started a war with a country under false pretenses and to “finish what Daddy started”.

Obama gets flack because he inherited a shitbomb from Bush, remember that. And what he’s trying to do is quite commendable. He’s trying to get accountability and equality going, but that’s a problem for those who don’t want to see things change.

Sorry man, I respect your current Pres. If someone like him was in charge in the first place, maybe there wouldn’t have been an economic crisis.

by judomania on Sep 15, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA! You hear that, fellas! Judomania thinks Americans CARE about their reputation in the world!

That was a good one Judo! I laughed so hard, I forgot you were insulting us!

I for one, greatly miss “El Presidente” Bush and his locracious strategery! Al Queda could never penetrate his "impenetratial superiorfide intellext! And since he retired, David Letterman has been boring as hell. “Great Moments in Presidential Speeches” was the last good regular bit he had. Since Obama has taken office unemployment among standup comedians has risen six thousand percent.

"Who's da MASTA?!!!"

by (shonuff) on Sep 16, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

"El Presidente" rocks!

Bet your President can’t do this!
Bush

"Who's da MASTA?!!!"

by (shonuff) on Sep 16, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont you mean you'll give him an "eh" for effort?

Whens the sig rubber match David W-S? I need vengeance!

Shogun Rua vs Rogerio Nogueira 2 coming soon!

LATE TAKEDOWN FTW

by Synyster_08 on Sep 14, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not bad.

I’m gonna use that one and I’m Canadian!

by Shadyone33 on Sep 14, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't see it damit!!

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Sep 14, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither...what is it?

Someone pretending to talk like gsp?

Activia; now with bullshitifus ridicularus

by salamagogo on Sep 14, 2010 3:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha no it's gsp walking up to randoim office employees and telling them he is not impressed by their performance.

made me chuckle

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felt a little bit like a rip-off of

the Terry Tate – Office Linebacker commercials?

by Zlatan, My Hero on Sep 14, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's Georges...........

and horrible, horrible acting lol

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 14, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

theeee worst!

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor guy....

I just want to be his friend and maybe help him not be so damn socially awkward lol

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 14, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh? that was excellent acting

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Sep 14, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao!!

He is so damn awkward. I still can’t help but just like the hell out of him though……Who am I kidding?? I love that french fucker lol

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 14, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gsp is so lame, how long has he been milking that pathetic line, like 4 or 5 years now?

He is dragging that line out like bart did on the simpsons with the i didn’t do it phrase, except bart actually stopped saying it.

by mma guru on Sep 14, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Who the hell watches the simpsons??

Family Guy is where it’s at………..

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 14, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, they are both great!

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Family > Simpsons

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 14, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed. but simpsons has been around forever

so it’s an unfair comparison.

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't stop there

Let’s expand
Archer>American Dad>Family Guy> Simpsons>Cleveland Show

That being said I’d rather watch reruns of Simpsons than Family guy, FG doesnt have as much replay value for me for some reason.

Jon Jones LHW Champion 2011
Gray and Pray LW Champion 2011

by ShaiZ on Sep 14, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the hell still watches Family Guy

That shit stopped being funny a looooong time ago.

Right hand coffee, left hand cactus, right hand coffee left hand cactus, keep it straight...

by ReAnimator on Sep 14, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me guess......

You’re in your 40s??

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 14, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope just someone who realized their writing was washed up years ago and they are still milking every dollar they can even though they jumped the shark.

I would say given the length of the properties that Southpark and The Simpsons have had a way higher quality run over a longer period of time, to put Family Guy at a distant 3rd, regardless of how irrelevant any of those franchises are now.

Right hand coffee, left hand cactus, right hand coffee left hand cactus, keep it straight...

by ReAnimator on Sep 14, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, you can't be serious, can you?

I tolerate American Dad, but Cleveland show is seriously some of the best cartoon television I have ever seen. I watched like the first 3-4 episodes.

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

*worst, not best LOL, freudian slip

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have american dad in 1st

Then FamGuy
Don’t watch Cleveland Show. Its never been funny to me really.

www.mondaymorningblackbelt.com

by daniel worby on Sep 14, 2010 6:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ya the cleveland show is terrible

American dad has actually gotten better as its went on, it sucked in the beggining.

by mma guru on Sep 14, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

south park is currently by far the best cartoon, and has been for the last bunch of seasons

I watch all 3 shows though, love em all

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch Archer

and start playin with the big boys ;)

(I like SP too, but Archer is just the best)

Jon Jones LHW Champion 2011
Gray and Pray LW Champion 2011

by ShaiZ on Sep 14, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Archer too, watched like 5 episodes a little while back.

How many seasons has it been? I thought it only came out not too long ago.

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just got one season

It got picked up again and it’s second season starts in Jan.
Too long to wait. =(

Jon Jones LHW Champion 2011
Gray and Pray LW Champion 2011

by ShaiZ on Sep 14, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah I'll download and finish watching the ones I missed from the first season.

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You won't regret it!

Jon Jones LHW Champion 2011
Gray and Pray LW Champion 2011

by ShaiZ on Sep 14, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh? The show has only gotten better over time.

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Fan of: Cole Miller, Dentist Neer, Alan Belcher, Bones Jones, Frank Mir

by Pootwich on Sep 14, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Family guy is always funny. You must have a stick up you’re ass. I can see not being a huge follower, but to say its not funny is a bit much

GO BIG, OR GO HOME!!!

by LOKIE on Sep 14, 2010 4:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s either that or you have really low standards.

Right hand coffee, left hand cactus, right hand coffee left hand cactus, keep it straight...

by ReAnimator on Sep 14, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol I knew before I clicked your name that you have more BE activity than Mania.

It’s always so easy to spot you people!

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is that supposed to mean?

I like both sites a lot but i find BE has a little more content per day so maybe that is why i post there more? not sure, i read both every day.

I don’t really understand why there is a feud between the two, they are both on the same network and just have different writing staff, about 80% of the content is posted on both sites.

Was there something in the past that set everybody off at each other? i haven’t been around that long.

Right hand coffee, left hand cactus, right hand coffee left hand cactus, keep it straight...

by ReAnimator on Sep 14, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha yeah you missed a lot of history dude.

there were wars and attacks from camp to camp, bans and casualties. it’s a long history of violence.

"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

by freenow82 on Sep 14, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't this...

The first time he’s said it since? It’s not like he goes around offering this up…He’s usually asked, I don’t remember seeing “Not impressed” enterprises.

by Shadyone33 on Sep 14, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This ad was pretty funny, i think it would have worked better if GSP was all dressed up in a Business suit, and maybe a coffee mug like the boss from office space.

Right hand coffee, left hand cactus, right hand coffee left hand cactus, keep it straight...

by ReAnimator on Sep 14, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought it was a piece of turd.

"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss

by Eduardo Cruz on Sep 15, 2010 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

FanPosts


Managers

Bane2_small Jesse Holland

Solidsnake_small Geno Mrosko

Mmamania_logo_small Thomas Myers

Editors

Small Andrew Mendez

Mmamania_small Brian Hemminger

File1684_small Sergio Hernandez

Me_small Kevin Haggerty

5260_120799616881_564821881_3026489_7189708_n_small Adam Guillen Jr.