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OD'S PHOTOSHOP FUN!

Alright fellow Maniacs, I'm sure most of you notice that I've been doing a lot of photoshop lately, mostly amatuer quality but some of them are decent and on the other side of the spectrum... not so much....  I'll try and put them in order from when I first started to present, as I think I've made some progress skills wise.  If you've got any requests or an idea you'd like me to play around with, post it here and I'll try to shop something for you.  I'm still not completely competent with this software, but it's all good practice so even if I can't come up with something regarding your idea I'll still give it a shot.  Hope you get a laugh out of it; here's pretty much everything I've done so far that's MMA related.  If you don't enjoy the fake pics or get a laugh out of photoshop I'd suggest moving on, cause that's pretty much the only reason I created this thread..

 

*Props to OJR for the idea. 

 

Also, if you have any photoshops of your own, or have the chops to come up with some MMA related stuff then please contribute!  It's all in fun and just for the entertainment value. 

Star-divide

 

 

Jake Shields: Pillow Fists

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Brokeback Tito and Shields:

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Saturday Night Fever Starring Phil Baroni:

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Shogun after the last knee surgery:

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Wand vs Brock

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Wand vs Marquardt

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A. Silva & Forrest, Deliverance style:

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Diego Sanchez in regards to breaking up with hot former UFC ring girl Ali Sonoma

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Why Anthony Johnson can't cut to WW anymore:

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Cecil Peoples scores the bout:

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The Belt of Wanderlei:

 

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Sonnen's evil twin with the hispanic accent that talked shit about Lance Armstrong:

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Good Sonnen/Evil Sonnen:


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Sonnen vs Silva press conference:

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Sonnen vs Silva press conference 2:

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Wand vs Belfort 2:

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Wand vs Alves catch weight:

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Natural Flave:

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 Couture for Dummies:

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Not sure what I was going for here, maybe just saying Fedor's all about the $$$ nowadays:

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Bigfoot Silva:

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Bigfoot and Coker:

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 Couture vs Toney mini comic strip

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 Tito with John Fitch's ears:

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GSP vs Kos

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(only thing I did here was put GSP's face over Spocks, i assume that UK website did the wording)

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BJ Penn new underwater training:

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KJ Noons vs Nick Diaz (scene from back 2 the future):

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Darth GSP vs KJ Noons and Nick Diaz.

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Some dog vs Clay Guida

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 Ronald McDonald vs Clay Guida

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Hendo and Wand track down Bisping after an event (Inglorious Basterds scene):

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Akiyama and Greg Jackson:

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What I thought BJ Penn would do to Frankie Edgar; idea by Ulf Murphy:

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James Toney on drugs:

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Kenny Florian as The Last Samurai:

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Kenny Florian's future....

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GSP vs Brock Lesnar

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Noons vs Diaz 2:

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Page vs Machida

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AttackDog and Rampagelangford with their favorite #1 fighter of all time, Michael Bisping:

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OJR, Mac, BZ and Jay meet their Idol:

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In response to a small argument between BZ and DJ Pullout:

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OJR closer to his favorite fighter of all time:

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And last but not least...  Mania's new favorite troll:

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What a library

1st: cecil peoples scores the bout 29-28 Liddell
2nd: Hulk Brock vs The Wanderine
3rd : The night I dont remember meeting Kimbo Slice.

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. OD - This is your legacy. When 10 years go by the board and the noobs talk about you, they will mention your photoshops. No doubt.

MMA related -

1) GSP vs. KOS

2) Why Anthony Johnson cannot make weight at WW

3) Randy Couture for dummies

4) Shields – Tito BrokeBack

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 1, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also think the Kimbo & OJR ones are funny. BZ vs. DJ was outstanding. KDog and Rampagelangford as the Bisping club is priceless.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 1, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 yrs from now maybe they'll mention my fights

lol, I can dream =)

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

great work, o damn!~

top 5 best imo-

5- what you thought bj was going to do to frankie
4- noons vs diaz 2 poster
3- the pic of mac, zino, jay & oj
2- good sonnen / evil sonnen. (that one is too funny)

and the funniest one is definitely ojr closer to his favorite fighter of all time..

formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...

by ricky~dooby on Sep 2, 2010 7:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Stink

The evil Sonnen didn’t come out great but I think it was Dakatak who brought up the good spock/evil spock idea.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gud shit OD! Funny stuff brother keep up the gud work!

Luv the Wand 1’s! The 1 of the maniacs all blunted next 2 kimbo is epic =D

by d*locc on Sep 2, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Stuff

Funny and Creative… gave me some laughs

by AintNoSunshine on Sep 1, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks ANS

Still more to come =)

Maybe even you by accident if I make enough of em.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OD - personal request -

go back and find the 1st Mania fan trip post that Kev did.

should be some decent ammo for your collection.

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Zino I'm a lazy mofo, but I'll try and find it lol.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.mmamania.com/2009/08/10/mmamaniacom-readers-storm-philadelphia-for-ufc-101/

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I need some time to come up with some ideas but I’ll def be able to come up with some stuff.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BZ, need some help

the work cpu has the original pic of you guys at the last maniac trip; I need to know how you’re finding these old threads so fast or need you to link it to me =)

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

top right hand corner of this page.. or mania's home page.

search bar – i remember the date or I just trind mmaMania fan trip and went through 2 or 3 pages

Holland had to show me when I asked him for an old interview he did with Mazz.
I know? Mania has a search window.

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

trind = type

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.mmamania.com/2010/5/12/1467221/mania-annual-trip-the-mtl

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow!

I didn’t you made that many.

Keep it up.

The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe

by Yan117 on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

know

The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe

by Yan117 on Sep 1, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Yan; Going to keep at it, starting to really enjoy photoshop.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome...you are definitely getting better. Rec'd

Requests…

Switch Tito’s and Jenna’s heads?

Add Maniacs heads to this photo…

Add OJR’s pic to this:

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 1, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL on it

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the stamp should read: OJR Approved

if you wanted to be compliant with the real stamp that he walks around with in his pocket

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has a gold seal

Don’t fuck this up OD. He takes his approval stamp seriously.

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 1, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you put my face on that Village People pic.

I’ve always wanted to be a Cowboy.

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The cowboy was the inspiration for Brokeback, jay...O_o

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 1, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok so, Jenna is fucked up beyond belief now thanks to you, lol. and by far Maniacs were the hardest one

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

blah taht last one sucks so bad o well

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tito will give me nightmares. For real.

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the best Tito's ever looked, EVAH

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he would be the most popular guy in San Quentin.
No doubt in my mind.

But thats freaky shit

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I have to say is

Mac looks pimp with the handlebar moustache.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO X 10000000

I like the village people.

Can you send that too me via email. Hirlarious.
bigzino66@rogers.com

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OJR will be pleased you didn't fock with his "tan"

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

If anything I gave him a better tan =P

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

village people pic for the win!

hahaha that shit has me laughing~

formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...

by ricky~dooby on Sep 2, 2010 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

That is awesome. OJR’s ass approval stamp is great as well.

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 2, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Delivery failure notice

not sure on that one = /

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OD - email me and I will forward it to BZ if you want. My email is in my profile.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 2, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

that will work... or

OD – send me an email w/ no attachment and I can reply. Then retry.

Maybe it’s a spam blocker. No clue. Im not exactly an IT guy myself.

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 2, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

my god I don't know how I fucked up on Jenna so bad in that last one, rounding out Tito's face with her features, or maybe it was the Johnny Walker, all I know is

2nd pic of Tito/Jenna swap rules, lol .

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That last one looks like Pat Barry on the left.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea first 3 arent' bad

But goddamn that face on the 4th one I fucked up bad lol, o well like I said up top still trying to improve. Thx Drew.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tito is a hot tranny in both pics!! And Jenna might look better!

And Kev as the Indian is classic! LMFAO!

Can you pull the “OJR Approved” as a “stamp” for easy entry into other hot ass pics?

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 1, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea that's easy homie =)

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

should i put the OJ stamp on Cyborgs Ass? LOL

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks so rugged and tough

 lol

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice job on the mustache.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 1, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having a blast with it =)

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Village People pic is great.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 1, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 2, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

i like the first bigfoot one, the anthony johnson one and the one with hendo and wandy from inglorious bastards

The Red Wings will come back stronger
RESTORE THE ROAR 2010 Detroit Lions

by GOLDIGGAH on Sep 1, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Gold as always

These were even funnier considering most were responses to maniac comments. Love your work as usual. Love ulf’s requests as well.

Not only does BJ Penn quit on his stool versus guys that are bigger than him...He gets tooled by guys that are SMALLER than him. BJ should just stick to jumping out of pools, not fighting. I shoulda listened to Ulf.

by Deuce02 on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Thanks Deuce, and yea a lot of these are done pretty quick

I’m taking my time now though, since I’m not at work. Almost done Ulf =)

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just in case anybody is dense like me...

Notice on the “BJ holding Frankie’s head” that the severed head is half diego and half Frankie. I thought it was all Diego.

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 1, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

you guys busy at your work

im getting crushed right now… way more than I can humanly deliver in a day

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am drowning and will start my search on 9/16.

A HUGE new client is making us jump through hoops for shit that they neglected to get us for the last three months…now, with 15 days til our deadline, I am screwed. The part that gets me the most is that I am on pace for 2,000 billable/2,700 total hours (300/400 over goal and 500/700 over minimum) and can already see that 3.5% bump coming from the rhetoric.

I am looking at Mania and tax returns on opposite screens…there is just enough time during print preview to view about 6-8 comments or one post (unless I take 5). All my girls are sleeping so its gonna be a late night, plus I got the Steelers game tomorrow. ugh.

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 1, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha... similar life.. different tasks

i’ve got 15 new resources requests for consulting services in Business Intelligence and having to negotiate huge hourly rates with guys on contract that I hate to have to pay above markets rates for, but don’t have a bloody choice either

Accenture and I are not getting along at the moment. The keep up’ing the bid.

I also blew off a client this week who I delivered 3 perm people for and then 30 days later he laid them off because of “weak financial outlook” – commission buddy…. i don’t work for free.

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

not too mention having to locate these people in the first place

I am never not on the phone right now…

Vitor is coming. Somebody better polish up that MW belt.
Okami = Lindland & Franklin

by Bigger Zino on Sep 1, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was awesome quite the collection, OD!!!

Goldberg on Leben: One thing's for sure--he really did break that door on the Ultimate Fighter.
Rogan: uh...yeah.

by frosnt1 on Sep 1, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Appreciate it bud, wait like 20 mins

I got Ulf’s almost ready to post, Jenna looks like such a damn freak tho lol….

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the point!!!

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 1, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking great.

I rank them: Randy’s fatality on Toney is the best, followed by GSP being friendly with Kos, Penn’s Shark Training, Guida in a Dogfight, and Countdown to Penn vs Florian 10

I should never have doubted the wisdom of David W-S or the talent of Junior Dos Santos…and screw Dana White

LATE TAKEDOWN FTW

by Synyster_08 on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

same. haha

I should never have doubted the wisdom of David W-S or the talent of Junior Dos Santos…and screw Dana White

LATE TAKEDOWN FTW

by Synyster_08 on Sep 1, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

thanks guys, still at it, so if you come up with some suggestions let me know =)

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could use the one where Randy spanked Tito. I would think there are some good possibilities there.

Also maybe one of BJ licking his lips with like a “thought bubble” with some type of junk food in it.

"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

by Diceman on Sep 2, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Make one of OJ’s head on Kimbo’s body.

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 2, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Kimbo has never been so fucking handsome. Testify!

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

you like that pic, don’t ya?

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 2, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

OD has some real funny stuff. I am glad that he did this fanpost.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 2, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

You’re the fucking man.

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winner

"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

by Diceman on Sep 2, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should have made ojrs head bald..

he might already wear a tupay? who knows?

formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...

by ricky~dooby on Sep 2, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

My hair is 100% pure OJR genetic stock. And it is beautiful.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...

by ricky~dooby on Sep 5, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol The best ever.....

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 2, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL good stuff O damn

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Sep 1, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Puck

Still open for suggestions if you got any =)

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 1, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good stuff.

BJ Penn’s new training had me rolling.

Facebook is for gays!

by MMACHAMP on Sep 1, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Maniacs or mma fighters will do just as well.

Diego hugging BJ is one possibility.

Facebook is for gays!

by MMACHAMP on Sep 2, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

GSP in pic #2

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 2, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fitch and Kos in pic #1...

with a text box from Diego that says…these two guys think they beat me.

Fitch says…I gave him a Fitch blanket he will never forget

Kos says…I fraggled him, in more ways than one.

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 2, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

please! this will be the best yet.

Previously DrewMoney$$$ "banned from sbnation" ...

by DetroitDrew1980 on Sep 2, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, I think I got em all.

http://img2.pict.com/0f/ba/91/3915239/0/diegosanchezhugsgsp.jpg

http://img2.pict.com/9c/89/53/3915240/0/diegosanchezkosandfitch.jpg

http://img2.pict.com/63/f1/ff/3915241/0/ojr2cbzandjay.jpg

http://img2.pict.com/47/d0/5a/3915242/0/macandkevin.jpg

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

this one is jokes!~

formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...

by ricky~dooby on Sep 2, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

hilarious!

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 2, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jays looking buff and OJR's looking pale

Very funny

"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion

by David W-S on Sep 3, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!!!

is this Mac and kev?

Facebook is for gays!

by MMACHAMP on Sep 2, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. This one is hysterical. Kev and Mac FTW!

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 2, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

+2

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Sep 2, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 2, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh my!~

formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...

by ricky~dooby on Sep 2, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!

It’s decided then. I won’t be in the group picture again in the next trip. I’d be freaking out right now if I had lol.

The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe

by Yan117 on Sep 2, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol funny stuff odamn

August 28th was an emotional day for me. Two events occurred that brought me to my knees:
1. BJ Penn lost to Frankie Edgar for the second time, proving to me that he is nowhere near the caliber of man that I made him out to be.
2. I found out that the cardio portion of Frankie Edgar’s training camp consisted of Frankie banging my mom while the arm.bar.bandit played the spanish guitar and sang "Eye of the tiger" by Survivor.

by BJPennfan on Sep 3, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Classic!

To be the best you gotta be one crazy son of a bitch…and that’s the truth - BJ Penn

by BNF on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winner

Best photoshop to date.

"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion

by David W-S on Sep 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This work PC sucks so bad...

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

O D

i didnt know you had soo many.

I want to start messing with photo editing. I have Aperture that came standard on my Macbookpro, but it doesnt let you add in other things, layering photos, etc.

Obviously photoshop would be the go to but i heard about GIMP. any knowledge on that?

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 2, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I use GIMP

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 7:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

great, will download it (its free) later

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 2, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

cecil peeples….makes me laugh every single time

"its either going to be genius or its going to f***ing suck. Until I see the first cut I have no idea. But you know what? Neither does anybody else"

Rory 'The Waterboy' Macdonald
Thiago 'Pitbull' Alves
Yushin 'Thunder' Okami
Mauricio 'Shogun' Rua
Dominick Cruz

by HERZ on Sep 2, 2010 2:50 AM EDT reply actions  

wow...these have really piled up...I think we should vote on our fav's via rec's...nice work old buddy!!!!

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Sep 2, 2010 7:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Cecil Peoples is hilarious...

I’m waiting for the day Bruce Buffer says, “Two of the judges scored the bout 50-47, and, well… Cecil got it wrong again… for your winner, by split decision…”

formerly the original UFCAddict... back when mania used to keep score of how many comments we made. Currently ranked 22nd on UFC.com fantasy picks.

by Geoff H. on Sep 2, 2010 9:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Here's to hoping

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Very nice OD............

Keep it up………..

Blame Canada, Blame Canada, With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too, Blame Canada,Shame on Canada...............

by Dragon101 on Sep 2, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD SH!T OD!

"A man that does not fall, does not stand up."

Chael Sonnen: The true p4p KING!

by CROOKS on Sep 2, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

well done OD

big foot silva-messin with sasquatch ftw

Does the mustache make the man or does the man make the mustache?

by panthro on Sep 2, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

the kimbo-ojr is a close 2nd

just for the look on kimbo’s face, classic

Does the mustache make the man or does the man make the mustache?

by panthro on Sep 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

OD

just took the 2min and 50sec to download GIMP.

holy christ is there a ton you can do it looks like.

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea I haven't gotten around to all of it yet

But for a free program it’s definatley quality.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea it seems to be

after you create pic you like how do you upload onto internet? (im long time away from creating a pic btw lol)

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need an account to host the pictures

Pict.com is a pay site, but it’s only like 20 bucks a year and you can put whatever you want up. Photobucket is free but there’s a limit to how much you can store on a free account and they will ban you if you put up something even half way mature. I got an account banned for uploading a pic of a female in a bikini.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

im always nervous about putting my card out there on the internet, its fucked me twice in the past

ill try PB first i guess.

btw thanks for the info, im sure ill have a few questions along the way :D

-It's Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six-
(In the name of the SouthCaliStunNa, amen)

by *Californication* on Sep 2, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoke Crack Worship Satan

Always worked for me, apparently Toney too.

Hadoken!!

by Brizzle T on Sep 2, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

You Guy Got Way Too Much Time on Your Hands.

Some are funny though. Tito/Jenna head swap really messes with me.

Shogun's knee will explode for the final time when Rashad shoots for the takedown.

by G Squat on Sep 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 2, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

super saiyan for the win!~

formerly stinky~fingers
aka~ The Current mmamania UNDERCARD pool CHAMPION...

by ricky~dooby on Sep 5, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.. this thread is where Photoshop goes to die. Amusing though.

by MMA Fan. on Sep 2, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

said up at the top it was amatuerish quality and just for fun

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 3, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate. Fuck that puto.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Sep 3, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Truth

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 3, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow you signed up just to make one smart arse comment

What a productive thing to do with your time.

"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion

by David W-S on Sep 3, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

10th grade Graphic Design class..

Really really paid off!!
Haha jk..

Triangles don't dodge Fedor.

by guyverbob on Sep 3, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Darth GSP is toooo good! HAHA!

"When I was close to defeat I rose to my feet" - Dr. Dre

by TheEder on Sep 3, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

OD, do you still read this thread? I need a pic

Put this picture of Pat Cote…..

Put that picture in place of the batman symbol on this picture….

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I've been out for the weekend

But I’ll play around with that one and see what I can do; that’s gonna be a little more difficult than usual cause I don’t like Patrick Cote lol.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

So that it looks like a Cote Signal instead of a batman signal.

Noons does not have power in his hands. Maybe his knees but his hands do not have KO power. they’re good enough to cut up and swell up gurgel’s face, but he won’t be ko’ing gurgel tonight.-STAK

by jay. on Sep 4, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

hmm, not sure if you're posting pics here but I can't see them

Could be this crappy work pc though.. I’ll take another look when I get home.

"Long shall we remember
He who walked the road of danger
Master of revenge
Death's no stranger

Blood and death lived on his sword
The god of war his only lord
Into the depths of hell
Go all he fell"

- Manowar hymn of the immortal warriors

by O damn he got caught on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

EPIC WIN!

all of it! mad props to Sir O Damn!

Now if ya heart was as big as ya mouth you'd be real, but its not so I know if you get knocked you'll squeal.

by kneegrowdamnus@gmail.com on Sep 5, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

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