James Toney in no mood for questions after UFC 118 pre-fight press conference (Video)

stepped up the bling! Nice!

Ed Cruz had this up already since yesterday.

Don’t get all redundant on us – it’s friday before a event…. come on now.

Every time this guy talks he sounds like an old drunk bum off the street, I bet when he is really drunk he speaks perfect english.

And death follows.

Dateline: Boston

Earlier today James “Lights Out” Toney was taken into custody by police for exhibiting bizarre behavior. When a commotion broke out in one of the restrooms of the Hynes Arena, the site of a mixed martial arts extravaganza on August 28, security entered and found Toney rolling around on the floor covered in feces. Understandably unwilling to approach him due to his beshatted state arena security officials simply stood back and observed Toney’s increasingly erratic actions.

It was later reported that Toney burst into the restroom, yanked an unsuspecting patron of the arena off the commode he was using at the time, then began to rain down punches into the actual toilet bowl screaming out “I beat up shit. That’s what I do. I see shit, I beat its ass.” This is where things get hazy as the accounts of those witnessing the event differ slightly but the gist of what came next is as follows.

Toney, seemingly finished whipping the shit out of the shit in the bowl, turned away then turned back, scooped the feces out of the bowl and began to wrestle around with it on the restroom floor all the while screaming at the top of his lungs in barely understandable english heavily laced with ebonics “Wrestle? I can’t wrestle? How’s THIS for wrestling, muthafucka?”

When police arrived on the scene they quickly assessed the situation then darted Toney with wild jackass tranquilizer and carted him off to the Charles River where they promptly threw him in along with a bar of soap and made him wash all the excrement off of him at gunpoint. After coming out mostly clean police realized Toney had feces in his teeth as well and when asked why he replied “Mike Tyson ain’t the only one that can bite shit. James Toney bite shit too. Watch yo ass, Randy Couture. James Toney gonna knock the shit out of you come saturday night.”

Will James Toney in fact knock the shit out of Randy Couture and bite it on August 28? Only time will tell. Meanwhile arena officials are locking all the restrooms and standing by with butterfly nets.

I’m sure you can.

Ryan loco has the footage but Ariel wants it kept under wraps.

“Reply fail……..lol” would be an appropriate response were I replying to you, yet such was not the situation. As is often on the internet a person of lesser intellect will take shots at someone who they feel is their better feeling somehow offended by a show of cleverness. Then said person will allude to the fact that they could do what they just insulted, but don’t want to.

My statement (not response) was “Yes, I’m sure you can” and you didn’t get that I was being facetious. So, let me reiterate my “Yes, I’m sure you can” yet again, once more a statement and not a reply, then fade quietly away. Why? Because people who insult others over the internet because they feel safe in doing so are like participants in a foot race at the Special Olympics. Even if you cross the finish line first that doesn’t change the fact that you’re STILL retarded.

via heel hook

 Toney is going to take the biggest beating in his life, from a man that is even older than himself! Welcome to MMA Toney I hope yous stick to it but I think starting with Randy is t high on the bar for your first fight.

and you might want to change that sig Jay,because Gurgels chin was definitely the weakest link in that fight.lol.Jorge must’ve had Sherk in his corner on a down low or something.