The Most Interesting Man in the World, Chael Sonnen (Video)
by MMAmania.com on Jul 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT
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i really hope this guy gets murdered..or maybe if he wins i hope maia gets the 1st shot and subs him again
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
As a fan of Sonnen
these suck. I fully expect HellaHectic to come out with a robotic rebuttal to these videos. Just sayin
by PetrozellisJab on Jul 31, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
hahah couldn't agree more
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by daniel worby on Jul 31, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
i might get bored and do one, but sonnen's too bored to spend all that time on...shits take a good minute to make
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jul 31, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
'The most interesting Man In The World..
ok…. that made me laugh.. other than that he’s not fuckin’ funny!!!… WTF with the Nate Diaz "fuck u Mayhem and Sonnen Blog… both were " removed by user" and I never got to see them! : (
mayhem and mike the voice just did a sit down tonight that aired on hd net and mayhem was VERY vocal about not liking Diaz. as was Mike kinda lol
hilarious stuff. could have something to do with it?
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Like makeup, I got it all coverred
by daniel worby on Jul 31, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
this vid won't work for me. says reoved by user
Like gravy, I got it all smoverred
Like makeup, I got it all coverred
damn, yea the first 2 say that..i dunno wtf...yea they say they been removed..i hate that shit
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jul 31, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
and i'm a computer moron so i dnno what that means... who takes them off? whos the user?
Like gravy, I got it all smoverred
Like makeup, I got it all coverred
by daniel worby on Jul 31, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
the original person who posts the video, like say if you';re the one who posted the vids on youtube...and then you decide to take them off...it will say "removed by user"
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jul 31, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
“Who’s the user?” That made me laugh. Thank you.
fuck u malonish lol
thx Hella
Like gravy, I got it all smoverred
Like makeup, I got it all coverred
by daniel worby on Jul 31, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey worb
that little 3 comment blurb was the funniest thing I read all night… there was kinda of an answer within your question… the way Hella Hetic explained made it funny as Hell.. thanks for belly laugh boys.
lol, and fuck you too! one day i'll be a tekkie, but for now i'm just in training
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Like makeup, I got it all coverred
by daniel worby on Jul 31, 2010 5:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
d wo, anyone can make a youtube account..just go to youtube and create an account and you can upload your own vids
thats where i upload all my brock bot vids…i got like 15 vids on there under the account i created..
go to youtube.com and upper right hand corner click on “create account”
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
thats the sign my sperm wear as they lay there on the ceiling
REMOVED BY USER
WARNING: Wiping your ass forward may result in a buildup of dingleberries in your ballhairs.
by arm.bar.bandit on Jul 31, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
part 3 was only one i was able to view
Like gravy, I got it all smoverred
Like makeup, I got it all coverred
i need some fucking blow...aint fucked with it in like 6 months..but im bored and need some...makes me productive...shits too expensive
lady gaga runs shit…but fuck sonnen…i hope he does win, and i hope maia gets the first shot so he can take the belt
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
but i REALLY hope toney wins, maybe it will get some high profile in their prime boxers to cross over to mma
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jul 31, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
motherfucker
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
by O damn he got caught on Jul 31, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
RANDY ! RANDY! RANDY!
Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
by O damn he got caught on Jul 31, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
this guy is chill seriously, i do wanna see Anderson beat this guy but Chael is being himself and i appreciate that, the more crazy/cocky people the better !
your mother !
i dig a little hype as well
but it makes me anxious to see andy cave his face in with his knee
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by arm.bar.bandit on Jul 31, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
i just dont understand that if sonnen humps andy to a decision then hes the fucking man
but when shad or kos do it they’re fucking boring….wtf? double standard sons…
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
it's because he's a funny guy.
I wanna see funny guys win more than i wanna see good fighters win.
your mother !
but the only highlight reel of sonnen they're gonna show on fight night is the shit sonnen talked to hype the fight
he hasnt finished anyone in the ufc, hes 4-3…and all of his losses are by tapout…and his wins are by decision…so they have nothing in his highlight reels to hype up the fight on fight night…but they have TONS of highlight reel for andy…and thats why sonnen is talking shit…cause he doesnt have any ko’s or crazy subs…or finishes…he decisioned nate, okami…nate did more damage than him…he just humped okami…he doesnt have anything impressive on his resume fight wise to hype the fight come fight night…thats the whole purpose of talkin shit…cause its the only thing he has to build the fight…they can show all kinds of andy destruction fights…but nothing impressive of sonnen
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jul 31, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
so they're gonna show a bunch of destructive kos by andy and a bunch of talk by sonnen...so its really just sonnen using his mouth to make up for his octagon performance
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jul 31, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
or lack of experience
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by arm.bar.bandit on Jul 31, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
*experience finishing people
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by arm.bar.bandit on Jul 31, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
exactly my point.
it’s not what u do in life that matters it’s about who u are. Chael is a cool guy, people like him and they need some more drama and interesting people to fight inside the octagon.
your mother !
Chaels last great finish came when he pounded out...
The Great TUF house Prospect Kacey Uscola 7 fights and 3 years ago. I see Chael either eating a knee or getting caught in the usual triangle choke manner. I have yet to really see anyone hurt chael, so I am figuring between Anderson’s long ass legs, Chael’s record of getting submitted by anyone with any kind of BJJ belt, the triangle is more likely.
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And I get crapped on for saying this is a mismatched fight....
Now all of a sudden, people realize this guy doesn’t even have enough footage for a promo video? Gimme a break…….. Silva, round one submission, (Seagal taught sub).
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naw man i been sayin it since the beginning...sonnen has 25 wins..but only 3 are by tko...dude is swinging nothing but pillows when he has you down
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
i know! and its now 304 am and its not fixed and i'm drunk and ready to pass out now
Like where’s JH now hey? In bed being lazy no doubt. While we’re here trying to support him. And he’s doing nothin! Zip, notta, zilch, for nobody! Like what the fuck ever!
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Like makeup, I got it all coverred
by daniel worby on Jul 31, 2010 5:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think when someone in the ufc finally beats Anderson it will be a wrestler
But it’s not going to be this loud mouth. Sonnen has no stand up; he doesn’t have too much of a ground game, not a dangerous one anyhow. He basically dry humps people to a decision. Dan Henderson had some success with Anderson with his wrestling but I don’t see Sonnen even getting him down. If he does he will take damage doing it and be in danger in Anderson’s guard.
Palhares leg lock
The man has a great chin & could leg lock a basketball…. One takedown & Anderson would be going down shit creek
by ScissorSweep on Jul 31, 2010 12:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He'd never get the TD and Silva would kill him on the feet
We’ve already seen him outclass 2 jits specialists with world class skills; and Palhares has shown nothing imo to make anyone think he’d fair any better.
Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
by O damn he got caught on Jul 31, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed, tjvance
People laugh at me when I say this, but I think Randy Couture is the man for the job. I still give Silva the advantage, but I think Randy has a better shot of beating him than anyone else. Think about it. Who has Randy NOT been able to take down? The only one I can think of is Vera, who was an Olympic Greco alternate, same as Randy. Randy has the best grappling to get Silva to the ground and the ability to finish him there, which Sonnen lacks. The only problem is Randy getting caught on the way in, but he at least has a better chance than Sonnen who has less standup skills, less size/strength, and no ability to finish.
Of course, the best man to take out Silva would be Cain Velasquez, being faster than Randy and a better striker, but Silva would never take that fight, even though he’d be at less of a size disadvantage than most of his own opponents have been.
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