Lebron James 'The Decision' video parody from the 2010 ESPYs
Tito Ortiz is apparently among the many who already knew that Steve Carell would take his appetite to Outback Steakhouse:
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+1...always funny...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
+2
I still don’t want to believe he’s leaving The Office.
Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra
really? there would be no office without him....if it happens though they should do a Dwight spin-off
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
they plan on keeping the office going
most producers want to bring in someone new to replace carell, some want dwight to be promoted to be the new boss, but all of them hope that carell changes his mind and stays with the show.
interesting....
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
I hope he stays,
without him the show is done for me.
Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra
Make some calls Mac.
I will write some emails.
Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra
I'm on it...my first call will also be to Lil Wayne
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
its due to movies
He misses em from what I hear. And if you haven’t seen ‘Despicable Me’, flock to it! Take your kids, your wives, your kids wives, and go! Its the funniest G rated movie of all time. Carrell does the voice of the villian.
He’s also got a movie with ‘fat jesus’ coming out, so he’s busy with movies. But man, he is fantastic as Michael Scott. But to tell the truth, everyone on that show does a brilliant job!
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Despicable Me is Great!
saw it last Friday and really liked it.
Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra
that unicorn is so fluffy I'M GONNA DIE!
Lol kay I won’t quote a bunch more cause it’ll take some Zing out, but go see that shit boys!
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Gotta laugh at you MMA Hardcores raving about a G rated movie.
I’ve got kids, what’s your excuse boys?
by Canucklehead. on Jul 15, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
lol my excuse is i just never cared
If it looks good see it! I wouldn’t see the new Shrek. Or twilight. But Despicable Me looked hysterical and it was. And now you got a good movie to take the little ones to Canuck! Its Worbinator approved!
Don’t Worby, be happy. :)
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I like that, "Don't Worby, be happy"
But umm…doesn’t that make you look bad? lol.
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go.
Doc: What?
Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
defs makes me look bad...
Its a good anti worby campaign slogan I figure.
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
big surprise, canadians watching cartoons...homos
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
big surprise, americans being hilarious...
Oh wait, that’s never happened. But Hella’s funny right? Homo.
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 16, 2010 1:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
me too...Dwight, Creed, Kevin, etc are hilarious characters but this is like removing George from Seinfeld or Sam from Cheers
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Or Homer from the Simpsons or Peter from Family Guy
or jay from Mania
Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra
Lol at jay from mania
There is no mania without jay, just an arse fetish site with occasional MMA news.
I <3 Dana White, the Ruler and Savior of the MMA World, and will serve his disciple, Synyster, faithfully to the end.
he's not that funny on the office
I’d say he’s 2x annoying as funny
totally unrelated but...
I just got an email from Chungai (?), and this is what it read (this is the whole email):
Chugai pharmaceutical company need an international payment receiving agent in your region. We shall send an acceptance message and also your monthly salary details.Please send details if you are interested;
Name:
Address:
Country:
Telephone:
Chugai pharmaceutical
so I replied :
Sure my name is: hahahahha
My phone number is: omg ppl fall for this shit?!?
My address is: 1234 GetYourWomanOnTheFloor, Avenue
And that’s in: The Bermuda Triangle
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
some people really want to believe it’s true even if everyone around them is telling them that it is just a scam. my aunt asked multiple people, including me, their opinion and everyone told them it was a scam and to stay far away from it. yet she still kept in contact with whoever it was and they sent her a check that she tried to deposit/cash at her bank and they immediately knew it was a fraudulent check. somehow her stupidity and/or the banks kindness saved her from any type of legal problems.
Ya I had the same type of thing with my grandfather back in the day when the Nigerian Prince letters first started
He wanted it to be true so badly and it took the whole family and some friends convincing him till he finally believed that it would be stupid to send money.
Bullets dodge Fedor.
ya but these ones wanna send me money!
Its like for real. “Oh shoot, Chungai (whatever that is) wants to put me on a payroll and start sending me money cause they ‘have to’? Here’s all my info!”. O_o
I was hoping they’d reply to my cocky reply, but so far, nothing.
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
but yeah, for the most part they seem to only take advantage of kind hearted elders, which is disgusting, but its the world we know.
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Same way with those door to door vaccum cleaner salesmen..........
Them damn vacums are like $3000!!
O_o
lol me and a few the regs were talkin bout napoleon dynamite today and that reminded me of my fave part
Selling tupperware door to door.
“You look like a strong pup, why don’t ya see if you can give that a tear.”
Hands buddy a tupperware container, he tries and fails and replies:
“Can’t, ya can’t do it.”
Lol, so the sales done, cuts to Napoleon’s bro in the street with a tupperware container under his back left van tire and the customer watching from the lawn. He backs up, and it pops and explodes!
“Dammit”.
Then he just puts it in drive and leaves! Hahahah
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I know!
We always laughed at that, and I thought “Didn’t he just leave all the other tupperware there??” lol
O_o
yep, we've said that countless times too
“Bet ya I could throw a football clear over them mountains.”
GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo
by daniel worby on Jul 16, 2010 1:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LA Lakers > all. Kobe Bryant > LeBron James. Close topic, please.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss
I hate Kobe but you are right. That match up is very promising.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
If miami gets by Boston! I heard they picked up Jermaine oneal.
Don’t matter anydam way! Laker 3peat coming up baby ;)
by d*locc on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Who IS this Tito Ortiz guy?
Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra
an extreme fighter...lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm more of an arguer
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Where's Carnagex?
Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.
About Time ESPN actually took themselves
a little less sriously and poked fun at themselves!
Florida Laws: 1- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. 2-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.3- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. 4- Oral sex is illegal. 5-You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
good stuff
congrats Lebron your now a joke. Im sure he will get over it though.
BJ is going to be back in Cali training and Marv is back! Bad news for Frankie. I will be betting the house.
Fucking Hilarious
I’m just so sick off sports talk being dominated by Lebron. That was great!

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