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Lebron James 'The Decision' video parody from the 2010 ESPYs

Tito Ortiz is apparently among the many who already knew that Steve Carell would take his appetite to Outback Steakhouse:

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+1...always funny...

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

+2

I still don’t want to believe he’s leaving The Office.

Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra

by MMACHAMP on Jul 15, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

really? there would be no office without him....if it happens though they should do a Dwight spin-off

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

they plan on keeping the office going

most producers want to bring in someone new to replace carell, some want dwight to be promoted to be the new boss, but all of them hope that carell changes his mind and stays with the show.

by stak on Jul 15, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting....

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he stays,

without him the show is done for me.

Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra

by MMACHAMP on Jul 15, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Make some calls Mac.

I will write some emails.

Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra

by MMACHAMP on Jul 15, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on it...my first call will also be to Lil Wayne

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

its due to movies

He misses em from what I hear. And if you haven’t seen ‘Despicable Me’, flock to it! Take your kids, your wives, your kids wives, and go! Its the funniest G rated movie of all time. Carrell does the voice of the villian.

He’s also got a movie with ‘fat jesus’ coming out, so he’s busy with movies. But man, he is fantastic as Michael Scott. But to tell the truth, everyone on that show does a brilliant job!

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 9:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Despicable Me is Great!

saw it last Friday and really liked it.

Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra

by MMACHAMP on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

that unicorn is so fluffy I'M GONNA DIE!

Lol kay I won’t quote a bunch more cause it’ll take some Zing out, but go see that shit boys!

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 9:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol my excuse is i just never cared

If it looks good see it! I wouldn’t see the new Shrek. Or twilight. But Despicable Me looked hysterical and it was. And now you got a good movie to take the little ones to Canuck! Its Worbinator approved!

Don’t Worby, be happy. :)

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like that, "Don't Worby, be happy"

But umm…doesn’t that make you look bad? lol.

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go.
Doc: What?
Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

by Onemansyn on Jul 15, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

defs makes me look bad...

Its a good anti worby campaign slogan I figure.

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ulf......

Love the sig. We can be sig brothers if you’re down??

O_o

by Dragon101 on Jul 15, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

big surprise, canadians watching cartoons...homos

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

big surprise, americans being hilarious...

Oh wait, that’s never happened. But Hella’s funny right? Homo.

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 16, 2010 1:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

me too...Dwight, Creed, Kevin, etc are hilarious characters but this is like removing George from Seinfeld or Sam from Cheers

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or Homer from the Simpsons or Peter from Family Guy

or jay from Mania

Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra

by MMACHAMP on Jul 15, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remove Peter from Family Guy! **Gasp**

Don’t even type those words you bastard…………lol

O_o

by Dragon101 on Jul 15, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lol at jay from mania

There is no mania without jay, just an arse fetish site with occasional MMA news.

I <3 Dana White, the Ruler and Savior of the MMA World, and will serve his disciple, Synyster, faithfully to the end.

by David W-S on Jul 15, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally unrelated but...

I just got an email from Chungai (?), and this is what it read (this is the whole email):

Chugai pharmaceutical company need an international payment receiving agent in your region. We shall send an acceptance message and also your monthly salary details.Please send details if you are interested;
Name:
Address:
Country:
Telephone:
Chugai pharmaceutical

so I replied :

Sure my name is: hahahahha
My phone number is: omg ppl fall for this shit?!?
My address is: 1234 GetYourWomanOnTheFloor, Avenue
And that’s in: The Bermuda Triangle

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 9:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

some people really want to believe it’s true even if everyone around them is telling them that it is just a scam. my aunt asked multiple people, including me, their opinion and everyone told them it was a scam and to stay far away from it. yet she still kept in contact with whoever it was and they sent her a check that she tried to deposit/cash at her bank and they immediately knew it was a fraudulent check. somehow her stupidity and/or the banks kindness saved her from any type of legal problems.

by stak on Jul 15, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya I had the same type of thing with my grandfather back in the day when the Nigerian Prince letters first started

He wanted it to be true so badly and it took the whole family and some friends convincing him till he finally believed that it would be stupid to send money.

Bullets dodge Fedor.

by freenow82 on Jul 15, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya but these ones wanna send me money!

Its like for real. “Oh shoot, Chungai (whatever that is) wants to put me on a payroll and start sending me money cause they ‘have to’? Here’s all my info!”. O_o

I was hoping they’d reply to my cocky reply, but so far, nothing.

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

but yeah, for the most part they seem to only take advantage of kind hearted elders, which is disgusting, but its the world we know.

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol me and a few the regs were talkin bout napoleon dynamite today and that reminded me of my fave part

Selling tupperware door to door.

“You look like a strong pup, why don’t ya see if you can give that a tear.”

Hands buddy a tupperware container, he tries and fails and replies:

“Can’t, ya can’t do it.”

Lol, so the sales done, cuts to Napoleon’s bro in the street with a tupperware container under his back left van tire and the customer watching from the lawn. He backs up, and it pops and explodes!

“Dammit”.

Then he just puts it in drive and leaves! Hahahah

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 15, 2010 11:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know!

We always laughed at that, and I thought “Didn’t he just leave all the other tupperware there??” lol

O_o

by Dragon101 on Jul 15, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, we've said that countless times too

“Bet ya I could throw a football clear over them mountains.”

GSP is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 GSP
2 Anderson Silva
3 Fedor Emelianenko
4 BK Penn
5 Jose Aldo

by daniel worby on Jul 16, 2010 1:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

LA Lakers > all. Kobe Bryant > LeBron James. Close topic, please.

"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
''A man is not finished when he's defeated; he's finished when he quits'' Richard M. Nixon on Fedor's loss

by Eduardo Cruz on Jul 15, 2010 9:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate Kobe but you are right. That match up is very promising.

"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jul 15, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

If miami gets by Boston! I heard they picked up Jermaine oneal.

Don’t matter anydam way! Laker 3peat coming up baby ;)

by d*locc on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Who IS this Tito Ortiz guy?

Brock Lesnar is the #1 P4P fighter in the world. My top 5 P4P list is.
1 Brock Lesnar
2 BJ Penn
3 John Fitch
4 Matt Hughes
5 Matt Serra

by MMACHAMP on Jul 15, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions  

an extreme fighter...lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a fighter.......

I’m just not that extreme…………

O_o

by Dragon101 on Jul 15, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more of an arguer

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jul 15, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

About Time ESPN actually took themselves

a little less sriously and poked fun at themselves!

Florida Laws: 1- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. 2-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.3- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. 4- Oral sex is illegal. 5-You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

by Da Monkey on Jul 15, 2010 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

fucking hilarious!!!!

Shogun will have the longest championship reign in the UFC

by manalito on Jul 15, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

good stuff

congrats Lebron your now a joke. Im sure he will get over it though.

BJ is going to be back in Cali training and Marv is back! Bad news for Frankie. I will be betting the house.

by BJPennfan on Jul 15, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Hilarious

I’m just so sick off sports talk being dominated by Lebron. That was great!

by Vincy22 on Jul 15, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

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