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A-Team movie premiere pictures with Quinton "Rampage" Jackson (aka BA Barracus) on the red carpet. See Jessica Biel right here.

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This movie looks like it’ll be shit. There are only two halfway decent things about it: Liam Neeson and Rampage Jackson. And neither are enough to make me want to see it.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 8:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Blah Blah Blah

Why is it that people always complain about movies that they haven’t yet seen and have no intention of seeing? It doesn’t look like “shit.” Maybe it’s not your type of movie but you can’t say that it looks like shit just from a few trailers that, quite frankly, looked to be pretty good.

Maybe it’s just today’s culture to complain.

by zeke21 on Jun 4, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whinge, Whinge, Whinge

Maybe it’s just today’s culture to complain.

Yeah, because complaining is a new phenomenon, right? What are you, 80?

It looks like fucking trash. Doesn’t Biel play a general? That says it all.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, I looked it up. She plays a captain. My mistake. Okay, here you go zeke, I’ve changed my mind:

This movie looks so RAD. Like, TOTALLY radical, man! Rampage is so cool, hahaha, he’s so hot! Jessica Biel is so kickass, she totally should win an Oscar. This movie better win Best Picture or at least get an award for the script. I’m like, so totally gonna see this four times!

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love action movies!

But the tank falling from the sky and shooting down a plane looks dumb. Rambo killing 1000 guys is more realistic to me, considering I’ve never heard of a tank parachuting.

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah, exactly. I like action movies too, but a lot of them bore the shit out of me. Most fake action is boring, that’s why I watch the UFC. Jet Li-style kung fu fights where two guys are kicking and ducking without moving a step or are fighting on a ladder—have you noticed in movies they have to up the ante by having them fight in suspenseful places?—are boring. It’s even worse when you can tell the guy was on a harness.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys have a lack of imagination.

“Let’s make movies like real life.” Movies are made to get you way from our stupid reality. I am sure you guys will watch anyways.

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ive never see jackie chan

and don’t intend to. I like more “realistic” action. yes, it’s over the top, but where I can say to myself: “yeah, that could happen.”

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Jackie Chan doesn’t even use special effects.. he really CAN do that shit; would it work in a real fight? Probably not, but his agility, speed, flexibility and raw athletic talent in his prime rival or even eclipse top athletes in any sport.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Best Jackie Chan movie ever

The way he moves his body and his speed is insane.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

No homo?
The way he moves his body and his speed is insane.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Jun 4, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crack head...

You’d have to watch it to understand. No one is that fast/flexible, the things he does in that movie normal people can’t do. Hell, exceptional people with great athletic ability can’t even do that shit.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is pretty fukn spectacular

Blew my mind some of the stuff that man can do. And it is all real.

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 9:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You should watch his biography special from A&E

His childhood in the Peking Opera was pretty extreme. He’s one of the most impressive people.

by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Jun 4, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just messing with you OD.

That’s also my favorite Jackie Chan movie.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Jun 4, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only Jackie Chan movies I ever liked

Not a fan of action movies for the most part. I love the Wilson brothers though.

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are a heathen that must be brought into the light. Repent sinner! Action movies are cool.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here.

Jackie Chan just in a fight, no wires. Not totally realistic (especially the end) but a decent effort.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVD3y7iiiZI

by Jimrod on Jun 4, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

How does it show a lack of imagination when you’re watching something which is from someone else’s? Not saying watching the movie shows a lack of imagination either, but your claim is ridiculous.

I agree with Kevin. I prefer more realistic action as well.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

but what about idependance day staring the talented will smith?

it was unrealistic, but boy did it kick ass. i see your point about biel being a captain though, i mean wtf?

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the difference between being unrealistic and being completely fucking absurd.

Another example: Denise Richards as a rocket scientist or whatever she was supposed to be. That’s more absurd than Independence Day.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

PFt..

Denise Richards in a lab coat with them glasses on isn’t absurd.. it’s a fetish fantasy come true…

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I’d rather go straight to the business and watch Wild Things in that case.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

wild things

did have a pretty fantastic pool and car wash scene

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol word for word kevin

“That could happen”. Ha ha I just said that to his post too. But I blab too much so you beat me. But that’s what takes me outta a movie. If I’m watching and saying to myself “Oh BS!”, every 5 mins, I’m instantly taken out of the movie.

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol thats just it though

Independence day explores the unknown. Obviously I don’t think it’d ever come true, but I believe if it ever did, that could be represented very well as to how it may shake down.

Lol aliens invading earth is more realistic then the A Team. :)

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 9:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If something can’t be done in reality, it’s often done in movies. And why not? Sometimes I see an actionmovie because it’s extreme, fun and nothing like reality. It’s just boring to complain about it. When you decide that you don’t like movies that aren’t 100 procent realitychecked, you are watching to movie trough a brainfilter. Just a hint.

by peseg on Jun 4, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re seeing it wrong. Not to say your reasons for seeing it are wrong to you, because they’re not, but for me, I hate gimmicks and cheap entertainment without substance.

Die Hard is a good example of a good thing. The action is absurd, but the script and the characters are very well done and the movie is a classic. It has substance even if it’s unrealistic.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m talking about the first one, not the sequels.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. But what you call substance might be garbage to someone else. It’s just how we relate to the character, dialoge and their actions in movie. And Im not saying that A-team will be a movie of substance and great performances. It will probably be cheap and just a bit entertaining. But i’m just saying. It’s all subjective and movies shouldn’t always be realistic. I think.

by peseg on Jun 4, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately.

realistic action movies are never made these days, at least not good one’s, only good action i saw in 2010 was the Fast and Furious and i’m looking forward the next F&F in 2011, another movie i’m looking forward to is Scr4m, haha! neve campbell is the shit!

Rashad is the king of errything!

by RoBerto. on Jun 4, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats why i seek thrillers/drama/suspense

Best examples of “action movies” to me (even though I wouldn’t necessarily classify them as such) are: Fight Club, Snatch, Once upon a time in Mexico, Kill Bill, Law Abiding Citizen, etc.

^^Those are good flicks boy^^^

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 9:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

funny, I never liked fight club, it bored the shit outta me. I just tried watching it a month ago, fell asleep again!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

sorry, Ive tried a half dozen times too

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know what unrealistic movies i adored?

Well have no fear! Imma tell you! O_o

Beowolf
300
Sin City
Lovely Bones

Those were cool as hell. Oh and American Beauty and American history X just have to be brought up cause they kick ass too.

And Chopper. Man if you haven’t seen Chopper, run! Run as fast as you can to go get it!

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Christ.. if you can watch Sin City and 300

Then you can give The A-Team a shot

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I liked 300 and lovely bones

how is american history x unrealistic?

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

its not at all just put it as a must see man

And Odamn are you serious? 300 and Sin City vs ATeam? Please tell me you’re kidding? That’s kinda disturbing to think some ppl would sit through A Team, because they liked Sin City/300. Those 2 movies are filled with beautiful art, and amazing graphics, and one of a kind directorial skills that will rarely if ever be seen again. Breathtaking movies. And to say I can try A Team after those is a slap in the face kind sir

Good day.
I said good day!

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Worbs, check out Watchmen.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Watchmen is really good.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its based on a ground breaking comic book by Alan Moore. The same guy who directed 300 did Watchmen - Zack Snyder.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would it surprise you

That The Comedian was my fav character? lol

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shocking! ;)

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Horshack rules..he should get his own movie

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

and 300 was way better than Sin City

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Different tones, Mac. Apples to oranges, IMO.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, he meant the Watchmen character. LOL! That is an ancient pic.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

man o man OJR

Watchmen was terrible.

Mcgruber-dont waste time stupidest idea my girl ever had

-Lovely bones? SHIT movie if there ever were one

Have you seen Edge of Darkness???

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Edge of Darkness was cool

so was The Road. This weekend I’ve got Avatar and Wolfman

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

and I was surprisingly disappointed with

The Men Who Stare At Goats

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

ive yet to check out Avatar

was thinking about the road, but it reminds me of Book of Eli which is FUCKING amazing!!!!!

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ya...very similar to book of Eli but not near as good...not even close

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Denzel is my favorite actor

John Q, Training Day, Man on Fire, and Book of Eli among others!!!!!

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I loved the end of book of Eli...great movie

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Edge of Darkness was a bit too grey for my taste, just saw it the other day. Should have been called Edge of "Grey"ness.

Rashad is the king of errything!

by RoBerto. on Jun 4, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watchmen was terrible? Wow. So the story was boring to you?

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

@ SCS.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

yea but they’re both fake, especially Sin City that shits fake as all hell.. Cept Elijah Wood eating people, I can see that…

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sin City is one of my all time favorites.

300 was great too.

American History X and American Beaty are undeniable classics that are among the best ever made.

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I am you so that makes sense.

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

American Beauty = caucasians with bored lives. No thanks. Zzzzzzz....

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't bother. Its cliched and takes itself too seriously. Like an art house movie.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah OJ's hatin

That movie was funny; he black mails his boss into giving him a years pay when he gets fired, goes to work at a fast food joint to feel younger, and tries to bang some 16 yr old girl that’s friends with his daughter. It’s actually pretty funny.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

bill murray in it

if so, i was drunk when i saw it and dont remember much

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Nah, not Bill it’s Kevin Spacey

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

That shit was funny

If they didn’t intend it to be funny they fucked up bad lol .

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, OD. When a drama is funny to you...garbage.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmm...

So BrokeBack Mountain was supposed to be serious as well??? = / disturbing…

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

OD - Yes! It was supposed to be serious as all hell.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

man you couldnt have missed the point more OJ

American Beauty was dark humor at its absolute best. Its one of the funniest movies to date. Kev don’t listen to him. See it. It relates to ppl very well and its hysterical. Not a fart joke, talk about fuckin a donkey funny like they all are now. Like inglorious Basterds, Boondock Saints, Snatch type funny. It was intended to be funny without a doubt. Funny and provocative. Plz if you only ever see one movie I recommended, make it that one.

Dark humor rules

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well said, Worbz

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Negative. :)

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a funny ass, rip roaring, dark comedy to me! Whooo Hooo!

American Beauty is a 1999 American drama film directed by Sam Mendes and written by Alan Ball. Kevin Spacey stars as Lester Burnham, a middle-aged office worker who has a midlife crisis when he becomes infatuated with his teenage daughter’s best friend. Annette Bening co-stars as Lester’s materialistic wife, Carolyn, and Thora Birch plays their insecure daughter, Jane; Mena Suvari, Wes Bentley, Chris Cooper and Allison Janney also feature. The film has been described by academics as a satire of American middle class notions of beauty and personal satisfaction; analysis has focused on the film’s explorations of romantic and paternal love, sexuality, beauty, materialism, self-liberation and redemption.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright so if the movie was called

Latino Beauty starring Antonio Banderas and Selma Hiyek with the exact same script you’d be like “God that movie was amazing.” =P

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck that stereotyping bullshit.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what i meant,

i saw him in my head. just smoked, movie sounds dumb, but I did see it, dont remember. My wife liked it, but she’s what OJR said (minus the caucasian part, but she’s “whiter” than me).

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

American Beauty was not trying to be serious at all. When humor is entwined with drama correctly it’s usually very clever. Scrubs has some episodes that do this very well.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jack, no. Some characters were meant to be snarky-funny but the movie was with a serious tone to it.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a comedy-drama and blended the comedy and drama well. But I know what you mean OJR, like with the plastic bag scene and how it could look overworked, and sentimental, even pretentious. But I liked it.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

No worries. Different backgrounds will always see movies in a certain light.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea OJR sees the man holding him down lol =P

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya i dont get how race was relevant to it

Its a total comedy/drama and done perfectly. Glad some of you could see that lol. Weird stuff.

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol at white washed

thats what my wife is (says she).

I love those black movies, lol

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

say it isn't so..

you didn’t just say “adored” to in reference to movies, did you?

by sudnvictory on Jun 5, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i honest to god probs wont watch

And if it hadn’t had Rampage in it, I’d take that 5% chance to absolute zero.

And reality movies aren’t what we mean when we say this is too over the top. But I like movies that can happen way, way more. Like a serial killer movie that’s done properly. Devils Rejects, or No Country for Old Men or whatever it was, and movies like Inglorious Bastards, Law Abiding Citizen, etc.

Not to say their all perfectly realistic. But there’s that element of “That kinda stuff does happen”.

You won’t be saying that much in A Team.

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 9:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's a rental

and I loved the show as a kid…I mean a hundred bombe=s, 1000 bullets, no deaths

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Inglorious Basterds??

Could really happen? They could really send Bruce Willis and a rag tag team of commandos back in time to kill Hitler?? interesting..

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

they did

send them to kill Hitler, never succeeded, but I thought that was a great movie. Although I love foreign films, and it was very “foreignesque.”

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

The fucked up thing about that movie was..

The most likeable character in it, was a nazi

IMO, that was the best character

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

back in time? what movie did u watch

The actors weren’t playing themselves! Wow. The movie is loosely based on real events and the deaths portrayed weren’t a stretch to what happened to people there.

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Except the part where Hitler and highest ranking memebers of the Nazi party were torn to pieces in a burning theatre by an automatic machine gun no?

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

What I was saying is..

You want some realism, or something that could happen.. Hitler being killed by a group of commandos could not happen.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are different levels of “realism.” It’s pretty much a given going into a movie that it is not realistic, so defining the difference between “realistic” and “unrealistic” is within the fictional sphere.

For example, Hitler getting killed is not unrealistic compared to him waving his arms and screaming like a little girl before jumping onto a giant, fire-breathing dragon and reducing Berlin to cinders.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea but once you rewrite history

You can pretty much throw “reality” out the window; looking at “what if” scenarios is the same as “what if” we could fly around on little hover jets with lazer guns.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

*SPOILER* (In case someone calls me out, not that I really consider it a spoiler)

That was the funny thing about it. It wasn’t expected and then Hitler suddenly gets machine-gunned to the face. Unrealistic would be if he teleported back to Berchtesgaden or shapeshifted into a T-Rex .

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

I really laughed…and I’m about to smoke (730 am) but havent yet

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

..... how is rewriting history not unrealistic?

Just sayin… I don’t see how you can justify this one.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, man. I explained this.

There are different levels of "realism." It’s pretty much a given going into a movie that it is not realistic, so defining the difference between "realistic" and "unrealistic" is within the fictional sphere.

For example, Hitler getting killed is not unrealistic compared to him waving his arms and screaming like a little girl before jumping onto a giant, fire-breathing dragon and reducing Berlin to cinders.

The difference is one is so totally outlandish and is jumping into another realm of absurdity (like a T-Rex in a WWII movie) whereas the other is maintaining the realistic rhythm of the movie, even if it’s totally fictitious (Hitler, a human, gets killed in a WWII movie).

Because as I said, it’s a given that most movies are unrealistic anyway. That’s why it’s fiction.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are just breaking down levels of suspension of disbelief within the realm of fiction. I get you, Jack.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree to disagree then

I think taking a historical figure who’s place is already written down in history and will never change, then putting him in a scenario he never even remotely came close to is just as absurd as “T-Rex in a WW II” movie.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

usually Id agree OD

but bastards was so well done, and you could say it was a Hitler “fill in” and make it believable for urself

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Jack as well

Not to gang up on you OD.

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol yea I liked the movie

But from where I stand Star Wars is on the same level. Guess I’m just a black/white type of guy; it’s either fiction or non fiction, I’m not gonna go into fiction and start little sub categories to classify which elements of a story are more realistic than others. Point is, it all never happened.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t bother, Kevin. I actually envy that you never saw them. They’re fucking pathetic.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm one of the rare guys

Who’s never sat through any of them.

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheers, OJR

But OD:

I can’t see how you think that way. In terms of being a script, how could it be plausible? Hitler dying fits within the parameters of the story. A T-Rex doesn’t. You’ve lost it, man. Totally lost it I tells ya!

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do admit, OD, it’s my fault for not being able to explain it better, but it’s self-explanatory, really.

Basically, similar to what I said before, the reality has to be within the parameters of the script. It’s called verisimilitude—“the quality of appearing to be true or real.”

Hitler donning a cape and flying into space does not display “the quality of appearing to be true or real.”

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

still disagree =P

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said Jack, for me it's either fiction or non fiction

When you’re dealing with non fiction you can use as much pseudoscience as you want to justify a scenario. Even the T-Rex being around during WW II could be worked into a plot involving worm holes or time travel. The outcome of WWII is written in stone, it’s done, it happened, so to suggest a different scenario is to present me with an alternate timeline/universe. The method in which he was killed being realistic does not convince me of realism based on the fact that I understand this never really occured in the first place.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why for me it's either Fiction or non fiction

Made up or a documentary.. just how i see it.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And your POV is just as logical as Jack's.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a little lost there but my overall point was

Worbs and Kev are depriving themselves of some really entertaining flicks because of the limits/constraints they place on this physical reality in relation to entertainment.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, I think it’s that Worbz and Kev, in most cases, like a quality story/script/production rather than some shit that was made just for gimmick’s sake.

Your line of thinking falls victim to two things:

Blatant gimmicks and sequelism.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

w/e you say

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

jack - give me some examples of Blatant gimmicks and sequelism.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blatant gimmicks—the new Star Wars movies.

Sequelism—American Psycho 2, Cruel Intentions 2, the new Star Wars movies etc.

Heaps more but off the top of my head I thought of them.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. I agree.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between an A-grade, quality movie and a D-grade, utter load of trash which has dinosaurs who ride surfboards in space.

Or put more simply: You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between A-grade and D-grade movies, because they’re all fiction to you.

It’s not logical at all. I respect your opinion though, don’t get me wrong.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack, this is a very logical statement :

The method in which he was killed being realistic does not convince me of realism based on the fact that I understand this never really occured in the first place.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is just very black and white. You can accuse him of not being pliable in his views but not illogical.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all entertainment to me

Then you got fiction/non fiction, either I’m entertained or I’m not. It’s actually pretty simple imo = /

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's definatley stuff I won't watch or even give a chance, period

But for the most part I’m pretty open minded and will at least give things a chance before I write them off.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s fair enough, man.

Anyway, OD, it’s interesting to hear your different perspective on it. I didn’t mean to bust your chops or anything. It’s one of those subjective things.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What stuff OD? Sci fi?

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sappy romance

And Dances with smurfs lol

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, guys.

But this statement says a lot:

Even the T-Rex being around during WW II could be worked into a plot involving worm holes or time travel.

That could never be made into a good story. It reeks of D-grade garbage. Don’t mistake me for implying that I only like pretentious, quality productions, but I can usually sift through utter shit which has no substance.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

See and that's where we differ

I’m willing to bet someone could spin it and make it a good movie with expensive special effects, a couple decent actors, some occult/scientific experiment gone wrong plot line etc. It’s actually already been done (KING KONG) lol, Kong killed a couple rex’s around that time period no? A lot of people liked that movie; not my type of film but it wasn’t horribly made or completely unentertaining either.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that makes sense, OJR. I see what you mean, if you can’t relate to them etc.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite movies center around

Occult stuff, heaven vs hell, angel vs demon, or man vs demon type deals. That and space; if it has to do with aliens, I’m not necessarily interested but the oddities of space, worm holes, black holes, crazy lookin planets with wierd energy/shit goin on etc.

Event Horizon is on my top 5 list for sure, it combines space and hell FTW. lol

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Event Horizon: the premise is very good, the execution: poor.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

In your opinion lol

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved that movie but the ending seemed like a cop out.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, same here, OJR. Ok OD, I admit, I did enjoy some of it—the first half maybe, because I was expecting something better and was let down a bit. But I think with a higher budget and a modified script it would be really good.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

OD - The Prophecy, Constantine, Seasons 4 and 5 of Supernatural (TV show).

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seen em

Cept for Supernatural; I’ll check it out.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

King Kong is different. It’s a monster movie to begin with, so a T-Rex being involved is no more outlandish than the premise of the movie.

You’re saying, with your viewpoint, you wouldn’t think it weird if “Saving Private Ryan”—Matt Damon’s character in the movie—turned out to be a baby T-Rex with a schoolbag and a backwards-facing cap on his head, who rides a skateboard up to a tank, grinds onto its metal plates and shoots laser bolts out of his eyes, killing every German soldier within range.

Then the movie suddenly goes back to Tom Hanks talking about his wife and her rose garden.

How could it pass as a “war movie”?

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then that's just poorly done

You said a T-Rex running around during WW2 is completely unrealistic compared to hitler getting gunned down in a theatre. This to me sounds like a general comparison between scenarios.

 Now you’re getting into these specific plot lines and stories then adding things to them to validate a point.

If a T-Rex randomly jumped out in Inglorious Basterds then yea I’d say that’s retarded. But if we’re talking about two seperate movies with WW2 in common only one centers around T-Rex and the other around Hitler being killed by American commandos, then for me they’re on the same level.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

OD

Well, that’s not altogether as outlandish as you had me believe earlier.

So what we seem to be talking about then is how we define “realism” in fiction.

You perked up before when someone said hitler getting machine-gunned was “realistic,” but now we can see what they meant. I hope you can.

And a T-Rex with a skateboard in a war movie, we can both also see that within the parameters of the storyline, it would be totally unrealistic in that context.

So we have made progress here. Everyone is right.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then you misunderstood me

The argument the whole time was that Kevin and Worb would watch this movie based on it being realistic vs watching say Star Wars because it’s unrealistic. Wherein my opinion both movies were equally unrealistic and worth a look before writing off =P

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh

I wouldn’t watch A team because it doesn’t look good and star wars because it was fucking boring. I’ll watch anything…almost, but action movies need to be semi realistic. sci fi has no rules!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you mistook their meaning of realistic as they know it’s not realistic given that it’s fiction. Well, really, you were questioning their definition of realistic.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daniel Worby : "Not to say their all perfectly realistic. But there’s that element of "That kinda stuff does happen"."

I know what he’s trying to say here, but the shit you see in Inglorius Basterds being realistic… aside from the objects used by the soldiers to get their torture/killing done; nah, none of that was realistic. From the scenario to the dialogue in the scenes to the skull on Hans Landas Berret.

Don’t think I misinterpreted Jack, just gave my 2 cents on how “realistic” defiunes the quality of a film.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s all good, O Damn. It’s a good discussion even if we disagree. Your point of view was interesting to hear.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jurassic Park? Cheesy or realistic?

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good movie. Not cheesy.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The books are even better - check out Michael Chricton. Excellent author.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, never read his stuff, have always wanted to. The guy seems close to a genius. Very smart man. I was sad when he died.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack - trust me, find the time to read his stuff. I give you the OJR guarantee - you will like his stuff.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, cool. I just might. I heard he explains the mechanisms of things very descriptively as well. Interesting guy. He was a tall guy too, about 6’9 (not that that has anything to do with anything) :)

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack, if you are ever interested - email me and I will gladly give you some recommendations. Peace out guys. Have a good weekend!

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, man. Cheers. Have a good one.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow OD

The most likeable character in it, was a nazi

You are one fucked up individual. I agree that he is a great actor, but the character is not “likeable” to the least. I am usually cool with everything people comment on, but as a Jew that statement sounds too fucked up for me.

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not touching that one

But I’m not apologizing either

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

ill touch it!

He was fucking spectacular! He won awards for it, and was far and above villian of the year, if not ever. He was absolutely flawless in that movie! Brad Pitt is a close second, but he stole the whole picture. I was floored at his abilities to reel me into his character.

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He's not talking about the actor's performance

He’s talking about the fictional character himself, being likeable. Which imo, if I were to put myself into anyones shoes in that movie it would’ve been him. It’s not like he hated Jews, or loved Nazi’s, the guy was just stone cold, it was business and it was business in his best interests. Intelligent, calculating and without emotion; he put himself in every advantageous position he possibly could; and was indirectly responsible for killing Hitler in the end.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't care what religion you are

it was a great performance and a great character. I don’t believe in religion at all, as Jesse Ventura said, It’s a crutch for weak minded people who need something to believe in!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

and jesse ventura

was correct in that statement. most of the people i know that claim to be “jewish” are not very religious at all, but it is embedded in their culture. they never go to a synagogue and they cant read/speak hebrew, but they will still be offended by jokes about jews due to their cultral ties

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know all that

My wife is quite religious and hates that I think we are decendents of aliens, but whatever floats ur boat right!?

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Decendants of Aliens?

Are you fucking serious?

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha...ever here of evolution kev?

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe evolution too mac

but I wont get into it, dont want to be called racist today. My wife is strictly adam and eve, which would make us all imbred, kinda dumb

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Men coming from apes vs. men coming from aliens vs. God being born from a virgin. NO ONE should be throwing stones here...

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lets not waste our Friday discussing the origin's of man....PLEASE

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

KEVIN

Ever seen Religulous?

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

religulous

is a fantastic film! kev, are you a scientoligist? dont they believe we came from aliens? or are you referring to something from terence mckenna talking about fungus from an alien source (since spores can survive the vacuum of space and can travel for millions of years and not degrade in any way, plus they are more like humans than plants seeing as how they “breathe” oxygen unlike other plants that “breathe” CO2)

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

just I think aliens have been here (see pyramids) not that we are necessarily “aliens”

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see what you are saying

like the “ancient” aliens from thousands of years ago. i saw something about that on the history channel i believe. so does your wife also think the earth is only 6000 years old too? i ask because that was the debate i always got into at my southern baptist highschool, and no one seemed to understand or acknowledge that through observation and math we can tell that galaxies are constantly moving away from each other, which would support the big bang theory.

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aliens enslaved people to build the temples or was that the Egyptians?

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those history channel ones are good

There are holes so perfect in rocks that we couldn’t do it today with modern machining tools, same with the laser precision of rock cutting back then

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

pretty naive to think we are “it!”

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's actually called "The Rare Earth" Theory

And it makes just as much sense.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please elaborate, Kevin. I am very interested. Do you think aliens came and left ? And if so, how long ago?

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

with as big as the universe is

there is no way we are the only ones, our galaxy alone has billions of stars with exoplanets so im sure there is some form of life with intelligence, but i dont think technology will ever get to the point where we can bend space and travel millions of light years in a matter of seconds. however, if we take a more biological approach to it and can send out our “seed” into space, it might not get somewhere for billions of years, but its the only way i can see interstellar space travel ever happening. i know its wierd, but i think about this type of shit a lot

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes OJR, come and left

I don’t know it all obviously, but I saw a theory where a mexican civilization just disappeared (I don’t remember how long ago) and it’s believed they were space travelers. Also Like I mentioned, the pyramids all over the earth, that are built exactly on longitudes and latitudes perfectly facing NSEW, or the “drawings” that are only visible by air, yet we couldn’t fly yet. Go watch ancient alien series on history channel, it’s very well done!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Acient Alien series on History?

I’ll check that out. I’ve always been sort of a free-agent as far as this subject goes. I don’t believe in god but have always wanted to believe in something, know what I mean.

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by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not weird at all. I enjoy these POV from people. Good stuff, child.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks ojr

i saw that same thing kev about the over head images and the seemingly advanced society of the myans for such primitive times. it makes sense that they got some added help (seeing as how egyptians were also building pyramids around the same time though they were on another side of the world) but it could also just be that there was and einstein or a newton within the society that elevated them. its all very interesting stuff though and fun to think of explanations to bizarre occurrences in history.

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

A theory I'm more inclined to subscribe to..

The rare earth hypothesis is the contrary of the principle of mediocrity (also called the Copernican principle), advocated by Carl Sagan and Frank Drake, among others. The principle of mediocrity concludes that the Earth is a typical rocky planet in a typical planetary system, located in an unexceptional region of a common barred-spiral galaxy. Hence it is probable that the universe teems with complex life. Ward and Brownlee argue to the contrary: planets, planetary systems, and galactic regions that are as friendly to complex life as are the Earth, the solar system, and our region of the Milky Way are very rare.

By concluding that complex life is uncommon, the Rare Earth hypothesis is a possible solution to the Fermi paradox: “If extraterrestrial aliens are common, why aren’t they obvious?”

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great stuff, OD. Can I wiki this stuff or is it book contents that you are paraphrasing?

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No that's wiki

It’s a good short summary

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

im familiar with that theory

and its certainly possible that were are the only intelligent civilization in the universe because we are on the only planet that exists with in the “habitable zone” (where water exists in liquid form, and in abundance). and we ask questions like “why are they not obvious” but kev gave a pretty convincing argument of clues that they could have left behind. also, what would a more intelligent species want with us? they could look at us the way we look at an ant pile.

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a myan

supposedly a giant, they have drawings of him “blasting off” in what appears to be a shuttle, very interesting

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHILD

im going to aaume you watched Into the Universe, by Stephen Hawking? if not DO IT NOW!

absolutely amazing!!!!!!!

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have not seen it yet

i just heard it was about how we should not try to contact aliens because they would come exterminate or enslave all of us or something. ill go check it out though

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

na what is v?

is it like v for vendetta? or am i way off?

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sci fi tv show

pretty good. 1st season just ended, check it out

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saved season 1 on netflix

it says its “coming soon”

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 5, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

aliens? hahahha no wonder i argue with u so much

You’re fucked right up! Lol that’s the best sh*t ever! My fave post ever! Lol I love it! And I’m not trying to be mean. All the power to you, or force or whatever. :D

Freenow
Jackanapes,

You two have perfect taste in movies. For real. Well done. Have you two seen Snatch or Chopper? Judging from our agreeance you’d love both. If so lemme know your thoughts. Pitt as a pikey is amazing.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Snatch

Made me a Pitt fan for life.

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by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Snatch was great.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

"What do I want a caravan with no fuckin wheels for"

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 4, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I might go watch it again.

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cheers, Worbz.

I also agree. Snatch and Chopper are really good. I saw Chopper ages ago so this is a good reminder to watch it again. Eric Bana is great in it, as is Brad Pitt as the pikey in Snatch. One of his best characters. Actually both movies would be a good idea to watch again.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

good to know so many ppl have good taste

I think if someone said Snatch or Chopper sucked I would discredit every post of theirs from here on in. Lol.

“Why do they call em the bullet dodger?”
“Cause he dodges bullets mate…”

Love when he won’t die too. Keeps shooting em, “Fuck me? Fuck youuu”.
Bang!
“Fuck you!”
Bang!
mumbles
“Oh for fuck sakes!”, walks up and shoots rest of round at him.

Hahaah

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 12:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed.

And he won the Oscar too I think. His acting was superb. By far the best Tarantino-created character ever.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Before we had millions of $$$ to blow on giant smurfs love-grinding on trees and people running on tops of missiles we had these things called books.

Any time you rely on the special effects of a movie to carry the story and don’t base it on a good believable dose of reality it will be unrelatable junk.

See:

  • Final Fantasy Spirits Within
  • every video game movie ever made

by Swedish Chef smerdy herdy verdy on Jun 4, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to watch Avatar

It just looks like pure garbage, I can’t believe that shit is getting all the attention it’s gotten when 90%of it looks like CGI. And it looks retarded as hell.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Avatar - Cliched story but it was meant to be nothing but pure escapist eye candy. The director admitted as much.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing OD

Wouldn’t watch it forever. Finally broke down and bought it to see what all the hubbub was about. Good little kids fantasy movie. I don’t like Star Wars, but I liked Avatar.

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look what George Lucas did with the Star Wars prequels. He totally fucked up a franchise just to fill his fat pockets even more. What a sell out.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw only the first star wars. once

Star Treak, Harry Potter, that other HUGE one everybody liked kinda like harry potter but not really?? anyways never seen them. lol

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are only two good things about the Star Wars prequels: Darth Maul (who’s hardly in it), and the Phantom Menace instrumental. That’s it. Don’t bother seeing it.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are so many holes in those movies, it’s embarrassing. From Jar Jar Stinks to crappy pickup lines like:

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything’s soft… and smooth…

It’s so shit. All of it.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cannot disagree with you.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn... I didn't know it was considered a crappy pick up line

I need to stop using that..

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harry Potter books are much better.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have got to be shitting me...

“O WOW ITS MAGIC, O WOW, LOOK UP IN AWE AT THE MAGIC, O WOW ITS SOOOOO MAGICAL!!!” ahk, pft, hack, cough spew, ahk..

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always wanted to read the first one to check out JK Rowling’s prose but I just can’t get past thinking I’ll be spending my time reading names like Hogwarts, Dumbledoor, and Huff and Puff for however long it takes me to read it. I might go totally insane.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

See a long time ago

The Garthoks went to war with the Narfanders, in the forrest of the one eyed ogre. They decimated the land and destroyed all the fizzlebup and dizzlecake crops so that the blumpkins had no food.

Damn I should write an H.P. book…

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

So what happened to the Garthoks? More, papa, tell me more!

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I tried reading one. I'd rather just watch the movies.

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Fantasy books,

But the main character is usually all Conan, he-man badass, jumpin in with a sword and hackin everyone up for the honor of his ancestors.

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Robert E. Howard is more your style - he created the Conan character.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

conan was a sweet movie

Open up the Shit Gates and where the Hell was Marv?

by BJPennfan on Jun 4, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me...?

Or is Jessica Biel talker than Rampage?

’’They've done studies you know... 60% of the Time, it works every Time...’’ – Brian Fantana

by ---Cole--- on Jun 4, 2010 9:03 AM EDT reply actions  

* taller

’’They've done studies you know... 60% of the Time, it works every Time...’’ – Brian Fantana

by ---Cole--- on Jun 4, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Might be the heels..

but I never expected Sharlto Copley to be taller than Rampage

Conan : You are known as a striker. Is that correct? Tell me what that means.
Chuck : Well I like to punch people, or kick them.

by DAFTMANIA on Jun 4, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he isn’t I’d say he’s an even six foot.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  


She’s what matters.

"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights

by Eduardo Cruz on Jun 4, 2010 9:11 AM EDT reply actions  

A pretty face—as overrated as it is—doesn’t make me want to watch a movie unless it’s called something like Cum Craving Teens 2, and even then I’m not watching it for the storyline.

Although, it does help if the movie is total dogshit. For example, that Quantum of Solace garbage was so boring, but this girl eased the pain:

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn those guys are pretty tall

and rampage should have worn a tux…he would have looked classy

Just Do It
-Nike

by ja434650 on Jun 4, 2010 9:14 AM EDT reply actions  

haha rampage

the jordan kicks are bad ass!

live simply.

by Newfie3 on Jun 4, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

yeah, but a gspesque suit woulda been more appropriate, no biggie, first and last red carpet for Quinten!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jordans

I wore those same kicks to UFC 114.

by LOKIE on Jun 4, 2010 9:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

wrong. sequels are the way of the new generation

Part 2 of this piece of sh*t are coming for sure. Trust me I’m not saying this movie is dumb because Rampage is in it or anything. It looks really bad! I hate how on all the trailers they say something at the end and then they all laugh at their own joke!

Wtf is that?!?

Rampage: My Van!!!
Dipshit: Can’t park there, that’s a handicap zone…
Everyone in chopper: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Dipshit to Rampage: I just can’t get over your hair…
Everyone in chopper: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Its like a laughtrack so you know when you’re supposed to laugh. Fuck!

Jessica Biel is beautiful.

House of 1000 Worbses

by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 9:34 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I hate how on all the trailers they say something at the end and then they all laugh at their own joke!

LOL!

Haha, very well said, Worby. Except the Jessica Biel part. Yeah, of course, she’s good-looking, but in such an industry, she doesn’t stand out at all. She does nothing for me in that context. I would prefer Catherine Zeta Jones any day. Even pregnant.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT I AGREE!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

And Michael Douglas could watch if that was his thing. Maybe he could even get in on the action if he promised to recite the “greed is good” line from Wall Street. Maybe.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

I’m game, but I’m a sicko

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

no man biel is not hot cause shes famous to me

I love girls that are a little different appearance wise then the norm. That’s why I got her up there with Cam Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, Eva Mendez and so on. Like their look. Very pretty to me.

I think over rated is: Halle Barry, Scarlett Johanson, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, and soooo many more.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 9:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol@ Drew Barrymore, I've never heard anyone say she's hot!

Eva Mendez is the hottest you mentioned, Cam Diaz isn’t even cute!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drew Barrymore is gorgeous to me...

She has that Girl-Next-Door-with-Confidence look that makes me wild

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

naah man she’s ugly to me, Jennifer love hewitt is my perfect girl-next-door chick.

Rashad is the king of errything!

by RoBerto. on Jun 4, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

^^oh they exist kev see?^^^

She’s yucky. But Diaz isn’t even cute kev? Wtf she’s adorable!

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

you posted the best pic ever of her

and I can clearly see all the caked on make up…not my thing worbs!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

the makeup statement is so stupid

Yeah, cause you’re gonna post a bunch of pics of these girls you like with no makeup right? Ha ha, fact is most girls wouldn’t dream of a close up that close. So lose that lame debate. All girls wear it.

And no amount of makeup can add a smile like hers. Devilish.

Only one good pic eh?

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ok worbs

Ive always gone out with dark girls who wear minimal make up! Eye liner yes, but caked on whatever everywhere, no. Sorry, I like to wake up with the same girl I fell asleep next too.

the second pic you posted is nice, I’ll give you that, and don’t misconstrue what I’m saying, Id dirty her in ways ur young mind cant comprehend, but wouldnt enjoy waking up next to her!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

im not talking about the girls u date/dated

Because I can’t see them can I? I cannot google kevins ex’s and see them. So post some of your hotty hollywood gals and let’s see if they wear makeup. Its a dumb argument.

And I’m not construing your words. I know you’d fuck her silly. But NEVER underestimate me. The ‘things to her you can’t dream of’, stuff holds no water to me. I am sick man. Sick. Choke girls, pull hair, slap, talk more sh*t then they do, and I’ve fucked in a sex swing. I’m not a missionary baby, who doesn’t know what sex is lol. You’ve spoke to Dusty, that b*tch can throw down, and she’d verify I no lie. Lol. She bought the swing online. We did some good research first.

Just saying man some others may not, but trust me, if you’ve done it, I have too. Cheers man.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

hahaha people talking about hot girls on the internet that they dated/fucked is a joke

Worbs you are the only one I believe cause u back it up with names and facebook and all that shit

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh for sure ojr thats what im saying

Don’t like when ppl say “Do things your little mind wouldn’t even dream of”, etc cause its not true lol. Unless you’re slicing each other up that’s not the case. Hello I’m the one who got flamed for eating girls asses and lettin them do it to me. Lol, if their on their rag? Put down a dark towel and let em rinse in the sink quick. Not gonna shock value me. Lol.

Oh and no ‘2 girls 1 cup’ stuff either. That is too much for me lol. Ewwww

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I follow you, Worbs. Anything with piss or shit or cutting someone up is just some demented shit.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL! and we have a winner
f their on their rag? Put down a dark towel and let em rinse in the sink quick.

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

good post worbs

look at the pics of my wife on FB, looks same when I wake up. no pics of anyone else, but you “know me” why would I lie, not like I give a shit! yes, Ive fucked many a skanky pig too!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol thx guys

Freenow, that’s not fair to say cause you’re me, for all you/I know, you/I could be lying??? Lol

Kev, ya I believe you, just saying lol. And I hope you meant “skanky pigs” as in sexy freaks lol. Cause I don’t touch me a fatty. Nothing wrong with it. Just not my thing I don’t like my women to outweigh me. I’m 173. That’s plenty too much for a woman. 155ish I would be hard pressed to go passed unless she’s 5’11". But nothing over 6’ either. Same thing, I feel too small I’m 5’11".

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:00 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Worby reminds me of someone . . .

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it weird im flattered?

Throw up Patrick Bateman and we gotta match. Lol.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

dont u hate when u cant keep up to the thread?

This is more my sex face:

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 11:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I believe it...

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, the Cape Fear-style is more convincing.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Worbs looks like a clean cut guy who is a crazy freak. DeNiro is a straight up street tough pyscho.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't ruin it for me!

Worby IS Mr. Cape Fear himself. And that’s final. j/k :)

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

boys boys theres plenty of me to go around

Lol jk. Good start to my friday laughs wise though as usual.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 12:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Worby

You heard the song Capable by KO yet? I don’t listen to a lot of music because all the guys I like are dead or retired, but I love this song. I’ve listened to a few of his songs, they’re all fucking great.

This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S

by jay. on Jun 4, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

capable by ko hey? never heard of em

Ill check it out though. Remind me in a diff thread ill let ya know what I thought. Try ‘hero of war’ by rise against if you want a great song that’s very well written and thought provoking. Cheers buddy.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 1:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

...

Her face will not age well…I promise you that.

by justbleed9999 on Jun 4, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will not age well? It already aged and it's disgusting...

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

go to bed with girl on the right

wake up with girl on the left…thanks freenow, perfect pic!

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

you kno what kev?

Those sites photoshop them worse on purpose too! Its to make girls feel better. Not one word of a lie, nor is it a stretch. They put blemishes, pale their skin, blotches etc. Just like they embellish them to make em prettier, they do the opposite to make em uglier.

There’s an in between for most of em.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

agreed

but ive seen those pics in magazines, and theyd get slander/defamation lawsuits if they were fake

by kevjack115 on Jun 4, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jessica Simpson NO make-up

Its real she was on Leno talkin about it

HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.

by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 4, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's a cute blonde (natural or not)...

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Nice call, Kev.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 4, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two things I like about Diaz: Her eyes and her wide-spread . . . smile.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wide-spread smile = DSL

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lets play hang man

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

k you guess a letter and i’ll throw it up there lol

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn it didnt' take my spaces i'll sepearte the words with "\"

_ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

D_ _ _ \ S_ _ _ _ _ _ \ L_ _ _

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dick Sucking Lips

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
BZ – 2 Freenow82 – 0

by freenow82 on Jun 4, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

U RUINED MY GAME >:(

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Damn, sorry. I was indisposed. I would have played. FUCK! I missed out.

Ohhhh, but at least I know the answer now. Nah, she doesn’t have the DSLs of Angelina Jolie.

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.. throw all the makeup on a bitch u want

Can’t makeup those eyes or that smirk. Girl is hot. I supplied close up Cam, sexy bitch Cam, and coffee shop Cam. Alllll look good to me.

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:29 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You don’t happen to have POV cam do you?

"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave

by Jackanapes on Jun 4, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

well no, thats all i could come up with too,

But what does it mean here then? I’ve always assumed that’s all it could stand for, but it’s always used in perverted context, so I don’t fully get it. Explain please old man ;)

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by daniel worby on Jun 4, 2010 10:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Go to google and type in

Keri Sable POV

LOL

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 4, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage looks like the little guy in that pic

Open up the Shit Gates and where the Hell was Marv?

by BJPennfan on Jun 4, 2010 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Anything with Jessica B in it is worth seeing...

Ever since those jean shorts and tank top in the TCM, I can
t get enough…

by sudnvictory on Jun 6, 2010 4:08 AM EDT reply actions  

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