Michael Bisping: Don't call me pillow fists -- I don't hit like a woman (Video)
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Haha..........pillow fists........
Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
What is great is he keeps saying ....
“Ask my sparring partner how hard I hit!” That is like saying my mom says I am the smartest and most handsome guy in the world! I don’t hear any fighters saying Bisping hits hard. When that happens than he can lose the Pillow Fists nickname.
I was a fool for ever doubting Shogun. I should be ashamed for never giving him a chance to get healthy. Shogun made Machida look B-level-Just like my bet made me look b-level!
Bisping would have a hard time KOing Goulet......
Pillow fists it is….

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That is like saying my mom says I am the smartest and most handsome guy in the world!
My mom does say I am the smartest and most handsome guy in the world. You mean she might be telling me lies? What? FUCK! That lying bitch.
"Kimbo Slice is a mixed martial arts icon." -- StrikerDave
Well one of our moms is lying jack...
Cuz if my mom is telling me I am the smartest and most handsome and your mom is telling you the same, we have a problem. Sorry about your lying MOM! =)~ j/k
In math class in the 9th grade I thought I was passing. I got into an argument with my teacher in the middle of class over asking for the bathroom pass. He made a comment about me failing. That is when I said “Dr. Hutton I though I was pasing your class?” At which point he replied, “YOU THOUGHT WRONG!” In front of the whole class, as they all laughed at me. I know it was not really that big of a deal, but I remember feeling completely belittled by that statement. My that explains the excessive drug and alcohol use/abuse in my earlier days, lol!
I was a fool for ever doubting Shogun. I should be ashamed for never giving him a chance to get healthy. Shogun made Machida look B-level-Just like my bet made me look b-level!
Haha yes!
You win……
Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
*biter
Unless he has a light hearted grudge against pillows.
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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 9:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
by O damn he got caught on Jun 3, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ooo! ooo! choose d! choose d!
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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 10:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
May need to ask the audience on this one.
I'm a pan-handlin', man-handlin', post-holin', high-rollin', dust-bowlin' daddy
that guys gotta monocle
Those guys don’t require any help. Their fukn brilliant!
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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 10:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
those guys? don't yu know who that is?!?! Thats Col Klink for fuck sakes!!!! HOOOOOOOOGAN!
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
am i too young? i unno. dudes got a monocle. their auto genius. and maybe gay as shown here...

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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 10:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
HE cant even KO guys like Miller
NO offense to Dan , but Maia is a better striker and this was a fight TAILOR made for him to look better than he is. And he still couldnt get the job done. He did tha same or slightly better than Maia did striking and striking is Ping’s best weapon. WEAK!!! I am so SICK of this douchebag. He is so delusional. He needs to beat a Marquardt, maybe Jorge Riveria, then another 1 or 2 solid STRIKERS and well rounded 185ers befopre he talks about title shots.
He is so delusional that he thinks….
1. He is close to a title shot. Duh, Chael and Vitor are ahead of him, along with probably 4 or 5 others that are better than 2-2 in past 4 fights..
2. And he is winning back US fans??? No f**king way
My favorite mma times are when this asshole is not fighting or scehduled to fight anytime soon….that is so I(we) dont have to hear this guys delusions. It makes me sick to hear him talk his nonsense
Miller has a granite chin
He has never been so much as rocked in his entire career, and that includes fights in NJ where he got his nose broken by a head but, his cheek broken (leaving a visible dent) by a strike and a fight where his jaw was dislocated by a knee. Not knocking him out does not mean Bisping has no power.
As for the Maia thing, I may have raised this here, it may have been BE, but I addressed the issue of Maia outstriking Miller in comments before the fight. Of the three rounds, Maia won the striking in the 2nd. Dan won the first round’s striking, by enough that two judges gave him the round despite being taken down a few times. The third round Maia won entirely based on being on top for the final 3+ minutes, which only occured after Miller dropped him with a punch, leading to him trying to land a diving punch to the downed Maia, who reversed and got the takedown. All that also discounts Dan’s shattered thumb, and the fact that he was striking while constantly looking out for a takedown, which greatly decreases effectiveness. If the two were to have a kickboxing match, I would be very confident in backing Miller.
Coincidentally enough, the pattern for the rounds was the same in both fights. The first round was close, with Dan taking it on some cards. The 2nd was Maia/Bisping’s most dominant striking round. The 3rd was a clear, albeit less dominant in terms of striking, win for Maia/Bisping. So, compare them by round: in the first, Miller beat Maia striking, while it was close enough but Bisping still took 2 of 3 cards. Edge Bisping. The 2nd, Bisping won much more clearly than Maia did. Edge Bisping. The third, Bisping won despite ground work, Maia won because groundwork after losing the striking. Edge Bisping. All that without the huge benefit of Dan fearing the TD that Maia had or having a broken power hand. There is no way Bisping did “the same thing or slightly better” on the feet than Maia against Miller.
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That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
by O damn he got caught on Jun 3, 2010 9:18 AM EDT reply actions
I don’t know, I’ve always liked the guy. I thought he came off well in this interview like most of his. Maybe I get the British humour.
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ok, no prob...
Marsmallo fists…
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by salamagogo on Jun 3, 2010 9:35 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
he wants to fight anderson silva? bisping should be careful what he wishes for.
Please, UFC, let him fight anderson silva. The sooner the better. It would be a great ass-kicking (silva kicking bisping’s ass).
im always ready for a bisping beatdown..
But there’s plenty others who can handle that…I wanna see anderson challenged for cryin out loud
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by salamagogo on Jun 3, 2010 9:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
K man, the interviewer asked him if he would fight AS....
What do you seriously expect him to say? No? It was a very respectful response actually, or did you just skim the interview perusing negative things to say about Bisping?
by theworldismine on Jun 3, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I watched the interview
You were right, theworldismine, he was very respectful. I particularly liked his response to the question of whether or not thought he could beat AS (“I’d give it my best shot.”). That said, I would alway enjoy seeing Bisping get his ass kicked. And who better to do it than Anderson Silva.
by seh on Jun 3, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Bipsing knows that Anderson only has 1 or 2 more 185 fights......
So he can run his trap knowing he will never fight him….1. because there are at least a half dozen guys in front of him and Anderson will move up after cleaning out the division.
And yes Bisping, to your delusion you are not part of the 185 that needs cleaning out. Beating C level fighters and 1 dimensional BJJ guys shows you are a bully and cant hang with mid to top tier guys
Where did he run his trap?
And dude he fights who they put in front of him. He accepted a fight with Marquardt for 114 dude, Nate didn’t cuz he was havin a kid.
by theworldismine on Jun 3, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
give him a break
He’s a good fighter, ok not great but since when has that stopped you getting a title shot in the ufc?
It makes me laugh that 99% of you guys on here have never been in a fight, yet your an authority on power punch’s and glass jaws.
"99% of you guys on here have never been in a fight"
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how would you know Mrs. Cleo?
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
by O damn he got caught on Jun 3, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
because i have been a fighter myself and been around fighters long enough to know when someone isn’t 1.
Right...
Cause text on a screen is so revealing… I love your assumption on how anyone that is smart enough to use a pc and navigate a web browser couldn’t possibly be fit enough to fight or have had the life experience of a fight. You’re really only insulting yourself; and fighters.
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
by O damn he got caught on Jun 3, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like Bisping is online
And the majority of people that watch MMA have never fought, that doesn’t make their opinions irrelevant. That sort of elitist crap isn’t going to win support, the last thing the sport needs is for the fighters to look down on fans.
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by David W-S on Jun 3, 2010 9:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
im gonna go pick a fight this afternoon.
just so my opinion counts on this website.
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by Newfie3 on Jun 3, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
by O damn he got caught on Jun 3, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
"Hey you're hot, wanna fuck?"
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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 9:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
whoops! nevermind! think the line always used was "99.9% of you have never fought"
My bad.
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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 9:58 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Does Dan Henderson opinon count??
He said “he hits like a b*itch” after the 1st round.
Usually as a rule I don't like the guy
But he came off very well in this interview, I wonder if having hair is making him a more likable dude.
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lol i do like the hair better for sure
Less widows peak. That’s the hot new look for this Spring…. Anyways… He’s not a bad dude. He’s just one of many who has been anointed “a douchebag”, for little if any reason other then not being American.
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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 10:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Nope. He has earned being called a douchebag. Nationality has nothing to do with, personality does...
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I get what you are saying by that, but I don’t think bisping would be just as hated if he was American. He still would piss off alot of people but I think it does play some part in it. Also after coaching on TUF against a legend like hendo with an USA vs UK gimmick didn’t really help out his popularity. All that being said he doesn’t have one punch knockout power but I don’t think he hits as soft as people make out or he wouldn’t have made it this far
by eagzy on Jun 3, 2010 10:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah, and he wasn't a bad coach either
I don’t see what’s wrong with his personality. He doesn’t enthuse, nor upset me. Just really don’t care either way lol. But no hate towards him.
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by daniel worby on Jun 3, 2010 10:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I love his personality, its great. MMA needs some "black hats". However, he IS a d-bag. No doubt about it.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
No Worby's right.
All of the hate towards Mike stems from a single incident- his anti-american sentiment on TUF 9. The thing is though, thats just part of his humor, and if people weren’t so arrogant, self righteous and easily offended they might have found it funny.
by theworldismine on Jun 3, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Read his interviews. More to Bisping quotes than the TUF series.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
People were bitching about him and calling him a d-bag when he was fighting at 205
The rep came along WAY before he coached TUF. I’ve actually never disliked Mike, only fights I rooted against him would’ve been when he fought Wand and Hendo.
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
by O damn he got caught on Jun 3, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Yea it did start before the coaching, even after he won TUF people said it was because the cast was hand picked for him. But if the fighters have to try out to get on TUF then what better fighters did they turn away to give bisping a better chance? Also there are alot of fighters who don’t get much love because they lack punching power, can’t think of many strikers that are popular when they don’t really have knockout power. The only problem I have with bisping is when he headlines uk cards when he cleary isn’t a main event guy at this time, but that isn’t his fault or his problem, can’t blame him for the fights the ufc put him in
by eagzy on Jun 3, 2010 12:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hell I liked Bisping on the show
I’ve never had a problem with the guys personality.
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
by O damn he got caught on Jun 3, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Until he defeats an upper tier fighter.....
I’ll ignore his comments. And for the record, I disliked Bisping before he coached on TUF.
Bisping hate is soooo last season
Don’t you d-bags know its A-Silva now???!!!
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by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 3, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
i disagree
Bisping hate season is year-round for me…untill he decides to commit to his punches and fight to win…not fight to not lose…I think that’s where a lot of the hate stems from…and anderson hate will end as soon as he dismantles an opponent and somewhat redeems himself from that piss poor abu dabi riverdance bullshiz
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by salamagogo on Jun 3, 2010 2:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not fight to not lose??
Hhhmm, I think you mean he looks to win decisions against strong opponents? If thats so, theres a lot of guys doing that these days. Don’t see them getting year round hate tho?
Haters gonna hate anyway so who really cares?
I can take or leave him…
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by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 3, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
Is he serious?
Does he have a death wish? Stick to the middle tier guys there, Mikey.
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if you say you don't hit like a woman, you surely must think you do.
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