Fighting out of the blue corner, the UFC Heavy-fake champion of the world ...
by Jesse Holland on Jun 29, 2010 3:43 PM EDT
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Print... Shane Carwin?
"Beating Brock does not make you Brock. I will still need to insult most of the fighters in my division, flip off the fans, insult the biggest sponsors the UFC has and then and only then will I renegotiate with Zuffa. Dana and Lorenzo have taken good care of my family and I. They have given us more than they are obligated to and we are happy. My manager always says it is not about making money when you fight but to make money when you are not fighting. We really do not have our hands out for anything more – if it comes we will take it and smile. I love fighting for the UFC and for me I choose to do this, I do not have to fight to survive. I am honored to be working for the UFC and representing them in the 'fake' champions category."
UFC Interim Heavyweight Champion, a title deemed "fake" by returning division kingpin Brock Lesnar, is a label that Shane Carwin is honored to have according to his interview with MMA Fighting. The butt-kicking brute will finally get his hands on the former WWE wrestler after months of waiting for Lesnar to heal from his bout with diverticulitis. In the "interim," he's pushed his record to 12-0 by smashing the pants off Frank Mir at UFC 111 last March. Is he the "real" deal? Or will Lesnar send him to the scrap heap right alongside the phony-bologna belt Shane brings to the cage at UFC 116 on July 3?
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you cant party like a brock star unless you're the brockness monster
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
Nice photoshop, JH.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Photoshop? You mean he really wasn’t holding Monopoly money in a clenched fist so perfectly spread out while in a fighting stance? Damn I’m gullible.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Come to think of it, isn't that Canadian money? Eh? *running away as quickly as possible*
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
you better run...lol...his eyes looked all bugged out
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
yea that is pretty intense for having just won a fight
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Canadian Money?
He only wishes, he could it to buy one and half times the US houses for 20 cents on the dollar.
Carwin by KO.
The monopoly money is real. That ridiculous belt is fake.
by MMACrossfire on Jun 29, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Ohhh yeah. Those bastards are fooling nobody.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
What would be hilarious...
… would be seeing the tale of the tape, then cuts to footage of UFC Undisputed Lesnar vs. Carwin for five rounds.
by MMACrossfire on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And just like that Carwin is back to his old Barney self. Look at me everyone, I’m big too, but I won’t say any mean things or do rude things with my fingers, just please LOVE ME! Well too fucking bad Barney. You’re going to be shitting that fake belt for weeks after Brock shoves it up your ass and stomps it into thousands of tiny pieces, along with your pipe dreams of some day holding the real championship belt.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
The Pain Train will be at full throttle by Saturday night.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
and so will the brockness monster "party like a brock star" club event
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He just can't help himself
Well there is nothing wrong with being a company man. Dana and the lot always appreciate it.
but they appreciate the fact that brock averages 1 mill ppv buys per fight a lot more...trust me
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
UFC’s not worried. Brock’s ppv selling powers will be transfered over to Carwin when he lays Lesnar out for all his fans to see.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
IMO
Even If Carwin beat Brock in the 1st round by KO… Brock would still be considerably much much much more marketable.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree, ANS. Brock has a great persona for the camera and is skilled on the microphone. That WWE background is very valuable for Brock. No doubt.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Very true. You still have to win your fights though. Ask Rampage. Very similar situation here with a scary looking, charismatic opponent coming off a long layoff vs. a well conditioned athlete. Brock will come more prepared than Rampage did though…can’t wait to see it.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Rampage did very well on his Shad fight as far as numbers go
Winning means nothing
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
Kimbo would agree.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Yes, I forgot about the idiocy factor. Good point, Champ.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Probably right, but stars have to be made somewhere. Adding Brock to your resume goes a long way.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
brock getting tapped by mir didnt hurt his drawing power at all
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
I didn't say anything about that...
I’m talking about Carwin gaining drawing power from a win. I agreed w/ ANS that Brock will still outdraw Carwin win or lose. Beating Brock would definitely help Carwin though..
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course. Winning will always boost your popularity. Agreed, HLT.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Beating Brock didn't help Mir's numbers
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
Sure it did. The UFC hyped his wins and convinced the mainstream fan that the rematch would be competitive.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
did you notice our discussion on Grove and Cb below got erased?
Left to Right – Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday (happy Canada Day) Don’t bet against BZ. The next 4 nights of my life are sure to leave me with PTSD. When Fedor loses – I loses.
Yes,
There must be a Grove interview coming up.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
or a cover up of some sort
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
I would totally understand if we had an interview coming
I had no ill will towards Grove just that it was a tad un-intelligent if you will for doing that knowing what would happen
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. I just read the article. That sucks. I especially feel bad for Reljic missing out on the increased exposure. Kendall is right though. He’s just foolish for airing his grievances.
I wonder if he is more on the outs with Spike TV than he is with Dana and the UFC. If he loses, I wonder if he’ll be cut. I bet he will be.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
If your bad talking Spike TV
thats a red flag for anyone on the UFC roster. I mean Spike TV is pretty much the partner of the UFC. Groves statements were fine and understandable however he should understand the consequences of his actions.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck grove...hope he gets smashed and cut..these tuf winners just arent like they used to be...him and danzig and leutter and serra...just a waste of time
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really he was only in 6th or 7th OJR
He did not move into top five until he beat NOG who was #2 at the time becasue Barnett failed his drug test.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Puck - His sub victory propelled him into a marquee match vs. Big Nog.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Not sure that proves anything OJ.
Regardless the fans were tuning into a rematch because Brock was fighting(not to mention it was UFC100). What were the numbers for Mir/Carwin or Mir/Nog?
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
That's a good point. However, the revenge factor for Brock sold it as well. Like it or not, Mir was a part of that storyline.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Beating the #2 fighter in NOG at the time is also part of the storyline
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
When you beat the consensus #2 what else does it take to get a shot against the champ
who you already beat? I don’t care what kind of storyline was put together he still finished the #2 at the time a fighter not even the great Fedor has finished?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I call it a storyline because I think it was safe to say that most people expected Brock to smash Mir in the rematch.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Hmm I would agree most but there were many that thought Brocks wrestling background was his stint in the WWE and thought that Mir beating the great NOG was proof enough.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Yes, thank you Puck. I forgot about that.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
yep, and convinced many that hes some superstar that blows away any non ufc HW
Team Pioli/Haley. Decade of the Chiefs.
He can compete with any MMA HW and be a threat guaranteed win no but would have a good chance of winning against anyone
His experience is his biggest question mark but with his strength and grappling ability that looks as good as a prime roided Barnett and like BArnett(255) those tools won him many of fights against great fighters.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Carwin's Media Issues
are going to hurt him. I cant believe only I see his flip flop BS he puts on. Does media stuff when he wants some attention but then gets attention and says he doesnt want/need it..
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he just meant he would tone it down a little.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
He's fake though thats for sure
He insults Brock about insulting others?? Like I said as a fighter Carwin is awsome but as a person he’s a hypocrite.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
He needs to play the good guy so he can have an angle to make money. He already knows that Brock has the "bad boy" persona in MMA.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
"but as a person he's a hypocrite"
…and what human being isnt to some extent? You have people that preach against cigarettes because they’re so unhealthy but those same people turn around and drink liquor…..you have professional fighters telling people not to fight in the street but its ok if you’re in a cage and getting paid money to do it….lot’s of hypocrisy in the fight game and on planet earth…..find a better reason to hate on Carwin please.
by Charlie Loops on Jun 29, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
??
You really think a fighter telling people not to fight in the street is being a hypocrite becasue they do it in a cage with medical staff & trained ref making sure when to stop the action, not to mention with rules and great training is hypocrtical!?
Loops C’mon man nothing you said makes sense. I do understandt that there are guys that are hypocrites but those usually are the guys I don’t like. Like I said as a fighter I like Shane as a person outside the octagon he bugs me because he is a hypocrite. Just becasue there is a lot of it doesn’t mean we have to like it. There is a lot of rapist in this world as well that I happen to hate, so you think I shouldn’t becasue it happens all the time? Give your head a shake bud.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I can see your point, Charlie, but your examples were not too good. The “bad boys” like Brock, for example, seem to get away with these accusations because they’re nice enough to let us all know they’re pricks.
Carwin gets criticized for it because he seems to have taken the high road, like he’s above it. So in correlation with his “nice guy” image, it’s a double standard.
Moral of the story: Act like an asshole. Be a prick. Criticisms of being a hypocrite or of having double standards won’t matter, because your “prick” status overrides it.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
That's what I don't get...why is feigning being nice worse than blatant disrespect?
Because you’re “being real”? Bullshit. I don’t think Brock or Kos act like assholes all the time. They do it when it’s time to get paid. I’d rather root for a guy that is respectful most of the time, and only bashes someone he doesn’t like, then a guy playing the heel just to line his pockets. Obviously this is all a matter of personal opinion, but that’s my take on it.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
At least you always know where you stand with the assholes. They’ll let you know. The Carwins of the world only love you when they want something from you.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
That's what I'm saying though...I don't buy Brock's act. I don't think he's like that all the time, but maybe he is.
Either way, I’ve only seen Carwin talk shit about Brock, which is cool with me. I can understand not liking it if you’re a fan of Brock. I know plenty of people that are nice and respectful to pretty much everyone, but if they think someone’s a prick, they’ll say so. I don’t think that’s being fake or a hypocrite.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
yea but you havent heard brock say hardly anything about carwin
i mean look at all the shit sonnen is saying bout andy…in fact brock rarely says anything bout his opponents…he didnt trash randy…and mir was doin all the talkin leading up to their fight….brock just did his training and celebrated after the fight…
brock has kept his comments to saying nothing more than “thats a paper belt” and thats all pretty much..
brock has never been one for attention…he doesnt seek out cameras, he holes himself up pretty much…he didnt trash herring really that much, i think herring did more talk saying how brock was just a fake wwe wrestler and shit
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, not at all . . . Brock just degrades his opponents by riding them like a pony while twirling his hand like a lasso or getting in their faces and telling them he told them so.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Don't forget he sometimes spits
I heard he jaywalks too….
When someone talks shit you beat their ass and ride them like a pony. Any questions?
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
Say what?
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Herring mocked Brock before their fight, Brock said nothing. Brock whipped his ass and then made fun of him.
Mir mocked Brock before their fight, Brock said nothing. Brock whipped his ass and then made fun of him.
Randy publically respected the threat Brock posed, Brock said nothing. Brock whipped his ass and showed the same respect in return after the fight.
Carwin has been mocking Brock for more than a year, Brock has said nothing. Guess what’s going to happen on Saturday.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
I notice you conveniently left out Brock-Mir I
But I agree that it has been Brock’s opponents that have been talking more trash and he has responded in the cage. I understand how he could get under people’s skin, but I think he’s great for the sport.
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
Yeah, exactly.
I actually am rooting for Brock. I like both fighters, but I’m not blindly following one over the other. I don’t see it as one being perfect and the other being shit, like most Brock fans or Carwin fans do. It’s not a love or hate thing for me.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
yep, this is MMA, respect MUST be involved...brock turns it into the WWE...
Team Pioli/Haley. Decade of the Chiefs.
He Clearly Said NO MEDIA For Him
He Didnt NEED to sell this fight, blah blah blah
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that is confusing.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Yeah, you’re right. He said:
FYI I am not doing any media this month.
He should have just said he won’t be doing as much.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
too smart for his own good.
Hell, even Sonnen knows this is a marketing driven business.
Left to Right – Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday (happy Canada Day) Don’t bet against BZ. The next 4 nights of my life are sure to leave me with PTSD. When Fedor loses – I loses.
Except his job is to win fights...
Not promote them. Promoting them is Dana’s job.
Shane is just focusing on the task at hand.
not just win fights, promote them too.
The UFC is the promotion, but each fighter has a responsibility to market themselves, just like you have a responsibility to market yourself. They just have a grander stage.
Left to Right – Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday (happy Canada Day) Don’t bet against BZ. The next 4 nights of my life are sure to leave me with PTSD. When Fedor loses – I loses.
Only in the sense that you want to come off good in an interview
But I dont HAVE to give interviews about my plans for work today.
Usually athletes have some sort of press appearance clause in their contract but beyond that hey dont have to do shit with the press. When Carwin wins he will be able to speak to the press all he wants.
You need to market yourself to get your next fight. But now, his job is to win the fight, not promote it.
When you articulate it that way, it makes sense, SD.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Agree SD, beating Brock will do a lot more for Carwin’s career than doing a few interviews. Brock had the WWE to help get his name out. Carwin had to do it with his fighting alone. His focus is the right place if you ask me.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
You Do Make Sense Here SD
I just dont like his flip flopping attitude. Either stay away from the media or dont. I get what Shane is doing by saying he doesnt need to sell this fight. I just wished he would stick to either way.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
What irks me what he does talk about
Is what a bad guy Brock is to the media, yet he is against Brock insulting others(Mir) and he’s such a good guy? He won’t talk to the media but when he does he’s a hypocrite?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Yeah I Agree.
Either Sell This Fight Or Dont. Mention Brock Or Dont. Be Media Friendly Or Dont.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
not doing media
and where in Shane’s quote is the date it was made on?
by Charlie Loops on Jun 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Look it up, homie. He said so via Twitter at the beginning of this month. Around the 3rd.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Pretty sure he's said he would do limited media. Anyway, what's it matter if he changed his mind? Why should anyone give a shit?
I just got back from dinner, and while the waiter was away I told my wife I was getting Mahi Mahi, but when he came back I ordered Tenderloin. People change their minds, and say things on a whim. Whoopty do.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
Holy fucking shit....my GIRLFRIEND...oh man can't believe I just did that. :-/
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
tenderloin? its all about the porterhouse son..whats wrong with you?
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
Ehh...I wasn't that hungry, I had 2 appetizers. If I was hungrier I would've went for it. Tenderloin is the better cut, so I went with quality over quantity.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
Dice Its Because
He wanted to make a stand. Be different. He told the media about he didnt want to entertain the media for this fight. He said he wasnt like Brock. he didnt like how Brock acted, etc. Then he does the opposite
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear what you're saying, but I don't think it's that big of a deal. Maybe I'm just being a homer.
"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."
In regard to Carwin criticizing Brock, big deal, the guy has acted like a heel which warrants criticism.
But getting attention by saying “no media this month,” and then talking to the media, is just silly. He should have said he’ll limit his dealings with the media in the first place, rather than say he’ll do none at all.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Doesnt Really Matter I Guess
They Wont Be Talking To The Media On Saturday Night After Being Brought Into The Octagon
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Company man? He seems to just be a humble and genuine guy. I guess he can’t help himself.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
agreed Jack...he's a university grad, an engineer, and doesn't need to fight...typical blue collar type guy..like most of us
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
“typical blue collar TYPE [of] guy” McArthur said. Read it again properly.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Don't ask too much of him. His screenname is quite literal.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
lol
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
but you are dumb right?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Actually McArthur Is Alot Better Then Going Dumb IMO
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
lol...huh?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
is anybody else reading this stuff??? Its gold...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
I Dont Know But Going Dumb Is Going Dumb
In about every language….
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhh jizz randy like over your mom's face.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
How clever. A veiled reference at my Latino background.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's what I thought. I will use smaller words next time.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Haha!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
ok
everyone type with your eyes closed to make this fair
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Mr Go Dumb es un pendejo.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
You are really living up to your username there.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
ooh ooh say this one!
“Te cago la leche de tu puta madre”
by Body Triangle on Jun 29, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I barely know any Spanish and am offended BT!
Left to Right – Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday (happy Canada Day) Don’t bet against BZ. The next 4 nights of my life are sure to leave me with PTSD. When Fedor loses – I loses.
lo siento conejo
les hablo solo para parecer comico.
by Body Triangle on Jun 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
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yo quiero jugar yo quiero jugar…
yo quiero taco bell?
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
Gives me diarrhea.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
=/
taco bueno?
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
No taco buenos down here.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
son of a...*kicking rocks*
Taco cabana, then!
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
Sounds good.
They have good nachos.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, OD.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Well....
Yea?
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
+2
OJR, stop feeding the trolls.
Left to Right – Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday (happy Canada Day) Don’t bet against BZ. The next 4 nights of my life are sure to leave me with PTSD. When Fedor loses – I loses.
Fine. I'll catch you on another thread and cyber bitch slap you later, Dumb.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Is that what came up when you typed with your eyes closed?
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Doesn’t matter eye’s closed or not. He’s blind from masturbation.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea pretty much went like that
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
OD w/ the combo breaker. Nicely done.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao..I'm gonna get one of those signs
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Dumb
Clever = smart
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
He talks so much Sh^t about how bad Brock is and good of a person he is?
As a fighter he is awsome but as a person he should preach what he teaches insulting Brock no matter how you say it is still an insult and goes against everything he says he is. The belt is not the only thing fake so is he. Still respect his skills regardless but sh^t the F up already Mr. Wonderfull
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Carwin via Colorado conditioning
Carwin will either KO him standing, or if Brock decides to wrestle, wear him out and beat him in the later rounds by TKO or decision.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think you can give Carwin any conditioning edge at this point.
The guy hasn’t fought past the first round and Brock has shown that he can maintain a fast pace throughout 3 rounds. Not saying you’re not right, but there’s not really any evidence to suggest that outcome at this point.
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
Oh So He Is Still Doing Media Things?
Weird. Anyways, when I tell you guys that when the salaries come out and people start screaming that there overstating all of this? Shane shows you all that the UFC takes care of you if you take care of them. Carwin will get taken care of…. Kendall Grove now will not. Its all about loyalty.
Grove is a big mouth moron.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Did I miss it? What did Grove do?
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Recently? I must have missed it. Oh well.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
I think it’s kind of bogus they demoted his fight though. Sure it was dumb of him to say it but they aren’t just punishing Grove – they are hurting Reljic by not getting him face time.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
true
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Grove will beat Reljic. He was doing great until he got overpowered by Munoz, don’t see that happening with Goran. Shit, Goran had trouble with CB Dollaway.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree...Kendall 1st round sub
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Goran FTW; Kendall isn't even middle of the pack, he's looking at his walking papers soon
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
HAHA, classic. Love his face in the last frame.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Luke was such a pussy...what a waste of the Force
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Nah, that Anakin FAGGOT destroyed the whole franchise, along with Jar Jar Stinks and that lame, try-hard Yoda. Oh, and not to forget pathetic pickup lines like “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything’s soft… and smooth…”
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
hey hey hey now...
I been using that line… no wonder..
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Luke was a pussy!
The only girl he had a chance at was his sister.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
haha
None that we had seen. I’m sure he had himself a whole harem of Ewok bitches after he killed his old man.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Not true...he totally stuck it two R2D2 every chance he got.
R2D2 was a girl…right?
he was...but he had very sharp edges
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
I know..that was weird man! lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Funny At First.
When he put the number to the gym I about laughed myself to death. It would have been really funny if he tried to call. See thats the type of crap that I cant stand. Actually me and Jay were talking yesterday about people doing that too me.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't mind jokes and pranks
but that wasn’t one.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
For Sure
Also Glad you here Yan. Just to throw some info out there. People have been saying that Brock has huge training partners and Carwin doesnt. I was talking to one of the guys up there and they said that not only are all the LHW and HW from albuquerque up there which is why 10:30 classes were so damn empty but also that Coach Whittman had gotten alot of collegiate wrestlers of course of big size to train with Shane as well.
But what i am most scared of is that he is training with smaller guys… Rashad, GSP, etc to train for the speed of their TDs. BUT not only is Brock going to bring freakish speed in his shot but he has so much more power in his shot then any of those guys. you see what im saying?
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that a lot!
GSP training with Carwin. It will do wonders for GSP. I think Carwin is focusing on his stand up and TD defense because you don’t want to be under Brock. Ever. Who better placed than St-Pierre to teach a little TD defense? It can’t be bad.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Well Just That GSP Lacks Any Sort Of Size Close To Brocks
I know there isnt anyone to mimic brocks speed size athleticism etc.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
True but,
you don’t need to be 265 pounds to teach techniques.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Fuck, none of this sounds good for me
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
I read that weird fan post
I still don’t understand what I was reading. I closed it before I could watch the video.
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
It Was a Video Of a Kid
maybe 11-14 talking about basketball. he may have had a mental disability.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
he might have a bruise on his chest.
although he did deserve it.
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
exactly.
i was thinkin the exact thing.
im actually picking Carwin in this fight tho. Mir made some stupid mistakes against Lesnar, which made it easier for Lesnar to get the takedown. I dont think Carwins stupid enough to through knees or kicks, just bombs, he’ll catch him. I remember seeing Brock kinda buckle to one of Randys punches. I think Shane will put him down.
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
You were right with that Shad pick if I recall.
You’ll be right again fear not.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Thats True And
I was WAAAAY off so hey its MMA anything can happen
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You Know The Thing People Overlook
is how perfectly Brock stifled Mirs JJ. He kept Mirs hips and wrists in his control which is basically disabling jiu jitsu. Carwins bottom game is nothing in comparison to Mir and if Brock gets him down before he lands these bombs it may already be over
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i did notice that
Brock has good movement on the ground, alot faster than Carwin.
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
We Really Havent Seen Carwin
Off his back but for a few seconds vs Gonzaga which yes was very impressive but Brock is much larger and heavier not too mention more powerful
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hence the TD defense and stand up training.
Which is what I hope he is doing right now.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Right. But really if Brock avoids the right cross and attempts three
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Which Is Why I Said
IF he avoids that right cross. which I think he can. Especially if Randy helped him in the clinch/close range boxing area
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they'll stand for a while.
Shane’s gonna wanna keep it standing and Brock will use the takedown if he gets into trouble or just to mix it up.
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
I think its quick and I mean quick
1-2 from Brock then TD
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe just a running punch
kinda like he did with Herring
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
I'm so fucking ready,
like a virgin on prom night! Brock is going to sleep!!!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Exactly Two-Words!
If Brock got rocked by Randy imagine what one of Shane’s bombs will do to him!!!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
He wasn't rocked by Randy.
Wake up. This is the Brock Lesnar Era.
WHHHHHHOOOOOOO
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
You must have fallen asleep during the Fedor Era
well a new sheriff is in town.
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
You should be on our side jay it's so fun to hate on Brock.
Brock and Tito are great villains!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
And you know I actually respect Brock's skills but I still think he has a lot to prove before he is crowned the best in the world.
I’m actually starting to not dislike as much as I used too but i really can’t wait for Saturday night!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
He's a fun guy to have around.
Everyone hates him but he’s alright. He isn’t as bad as you guys pretend. You guys refuse to see both sides of what was happening. It doesn’t matter, Saturday is vindication, baby.
Brock keeps the REAL belt and marches right into the top spot in HW rankings. You guys are going to be even worse when Brock is above Fedor in the rankings.
Sunday morning is going to feel sweet on this side, so take your invite, crumple it into a tiny ball and shove it straight up your candy ass.
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
Haha!!!
We’ll see what happens, either way it should be a hell of a week coming up.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
I don't refuse to see both sides,
I actually laughed my ass off when he went on his tirade at UFC 100 maybe because I was drunk but that was some funny stuff.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
LOL!
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Shane looks all spracked out of his mind!
O_O
by d*locc on Jun 29, 2010 5:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Everytime I see a guy gaybashing the way Mr.Go Dumb does, I just think he has something to hide...
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
You Know....
I agree but sometimes its just attention craving. I know when I was in highschool it was like that all the time with people. Even now at clubs, bars, fight events, etc people still get drunk or get over confident and start calling people gay, fags, etc and really its sad to see people act that way. I pretty much hate attending fights and sitting in the public sections because people get way too out of hand. Even during the walk ins and all that its pretty sad.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing like being among friends in front of a giant TV.
I hope that didn’t sound too gay…
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
homo
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
been to 2 events, and I'd rather watch it on tv
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
I don't care where in the world you are,
crowds are a pain. MMA crowds furthermore.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
had floor seats in Montreal. worst view for any sporting event ever.
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
I feel you. Saw Anderson light up Irvin. Horrible Seats.
But then again I have been to some where its nice seating too.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well sure, but we don’t all get to corner other fighters.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Those Are The Worst Seats Lol
You get to watch the fights on a 27 inch TV in the back room while having to only imagine really how it is live 50 feet away
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana's got the best seat in the house...and half the time he's lookin into a 16inch monitor.
That tells me Im better off watchin’ it for a fraction of the price on my 52 inch.
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
i was in atlanta to witness rashad smash chuck...best night of my life...even got a hooker for 5 bucks and a ham sandwitch
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
man..i think i would do well as a corner man..well chick..lol
i make a hell of an arm chair corner man..you should hear me yell at my flat screen..lol
Lol. alot of fighters GFs
yell so much you can distinctively hear their voices
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
atleast he's at the fight
unlike Joe Lauzon.
Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation.
Hey Hey Hey
Why cant I like it there. Its fun to read. I like when they scope out the guys.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
it makes all chicks look like they watch it for eye candy..
i pick my fighters by their ability..and yeah some of the guys are not hard to look at..but i tend to not bring that up often..but hey it is what it is..i just cringe at the content..and i am a sexist pig that would be banned from there too fast..even as a chick!
Lol.
Hey Sarah On a side note. How come you allowed me to forget you were a celebrity? And i had to be reminded by the boys around here.
Points Off
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Sarah—have you considered porn? I’d be into that.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
heyyyyy...
i’m nobody..you are the mysterious fighter ..with a knack for writing well about fights and fighting..
i knew i never should have shared those links..lol..
I Still Havent
Seen the actual footage.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 11:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You can watch the fights for the eye candy
It’s the only reason I know the name Gina Carano. Watching hot chicks fight is better than watching fat chicks fight.
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
I don't like to see a beautiful female face get smashed.
It makes me sad.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Yeah but there's always the chance a tittie falls out or something
I can’t miss that. LOL
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
Sarah, I go to Gals Guide now and then, post as my usual open-minded, tolerant self, and the twins running that joint love me.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
LOL
Twins you say?
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
Twins indeed. Hot ones too, unless they’re, lying on the internet, which everyone knows is illegal.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
p dub if you only knew the girls i work with on a daily basis
the porn sites that i do music and graphics for..you’d shit yourself
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I only shit myself when I eat Taco bell.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
these are some of the bitches i work for, do their music and graphics..
www.sandy-summers.com
www.lia19.com
www.ember-reigns.com
www.gotgisele.com
www.sexycanadiangirls.com
www.camwithher.com
www.clubkayden.com/
just to name a few
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jun 30, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
What's up Hella?
When are you making a new video? The first one had me rollin!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
i made one for fedor last night but it was shitty so i deleted it..ima make one for brock whether he wins or loses saturday
the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...
by HellaHectic on Jun 30, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
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