Kicking ass apparently does a body good. (I stole this from Gal's Guide to MMA)
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Wow, if she turns around you’ll find where she hid her penis.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Question answered....
I always wondered what happened to Ted Danson!!!
Bang the virgins, and defeat the Cults...
wait...what...huh...what?
who?
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
she looks different...
HIIIIIIIIIII ZOOOOILAAAAAAA (CHEESING)
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
I'd be ok with that, I like it rough
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who have not yet met Chuck Norris
she actually looks like one of my ex's in the face
she had smaller boobs and a big puerto rican ass though….she was puerto rican/german…GOD I miss that girl (sigh)
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
Its ok. I am here for you. We can fly to PR and get you another one. *patting on the shoulder*
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Ok the beginning of that worried me...but you salvaged it
thank you for your support. She was 23…way too young and way too crazy. Seriously crazy. She lived on 3 hrs of sleep a day. and I mean a day because she didnt’ sleep at night.
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
That sounds familiar.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
ill never date a PR again...
They never shut and are fucken crazy
by HitokiriX on Jun 29, 2010 8:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I will take moronic sweeping generalizations for $100, Alex!
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Being a moron?
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Exactly, stak. Its a gender thing (although I would say its about 95% of women - not all of them).
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
you know
i think i may have dated her too!
never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do
she's an 8...most definitely an 8
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
No numbers. Hot, cute, average or alcohol.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
lmao oh dammit....
cute.
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
Agreed.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
hot in that picture onemansyn posted
cute in the picture she took of her self
average if i were to see her not trying to look hot or cute
never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do
LOL. You covered all the bases, huh?
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
She’s cute, not Kirsten Dunst cute, but cute nonetheless ;)
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
LOL. Snaggletooth's Spell.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Her and Jewel are Snagglicious! Jewel is better though.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
i did here her yodel after her win vs sexton.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Fedor: He once had an awkward moment in the cage, just to see what it feels like. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He would show his feminine side if he had one. He is a lover, not a fighter, but don't get any ideas. He is the most important man in the world. Stay thirsty my comrades b/c i will never fight in the UFC. Sorry Fedor but in America Budweiser is the King of beers and Lesnar is a clydesdale while Fedor is just a mule. Losing to Werdum proves what i have been saying. He is pudgy and is on the donwnside of his career just like his contemporaries in pride like mirko cro cop and noguiera Beat Lesnar, Carwin. JDS, Velasquez or Overeem and i'll be impressed. Just one of them. College Football is still the best sport out there.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jun 29, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
At 1st I was like WTF is JH doing on gals guide 2 mma =D
Seeing there pic’s looks like the gained some new fans =D
by d*locc on Jun 29, 2010 7:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
points off ANS..points off!!
sigh..still think it makes the average chick fan look like a clue less hair twirling groupie..
it's an okay site but nothing special
it would be nice if they had some exclusive news, or interviews, or even an oped piece or something. I think the worst part about their site though is that, like a whole lot of people here, they try to be funny way too much and they’re really not very funny at all.
This is the second time you’ve said that about us. It’s cool that you don’t like our site, I know it’s not for everyone. But one thing I know for sure is that I am funny. You might not get my sense of humor, but I have one, and it’s good. We’d love to get exclusive news, that’d be great, but we’ve been around for less than a year and we’re definitely still growing. We do have interviews with our 20 Questions (just posted one from MiddleEasy’s Zeus today). Not the typical interview. Instead, we’ve collected the questions women want us to ask these guys.
Gals Guide to MMA
when have I said this before?
and you’re going to use an interview with a mma writer as an example of the interviews you have? why would anyone care about an interview with him? if anything readers would want interviews with fighters or maybe promoters.
You talked about this before on BE, no?
If I’m mistaken about that, I apologize. The Zeus interview was actually a coup. Other MMA sites have been asking him for ages for an interview, but he never said yes, until now. We’ve also interviewed Eliot Marshall, Amir Sadollah, Nate Quarry, Seth Petruzelli and Brendan Schaub, and we have three more in the works.
Gals Guide to MMA
I have never posted anything on Bloody Elbow. I don’t go to that site because I can’t stand Kid Nate.
Not the first time I have seen a poster complain about that person. Who is he?
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
He’s a writer for that site. Whether I agree with what he writes or not he always seems to come across as a douchebag. And he makes it worse by attacking people that post comments even if they do it in a respectable manner.
Ok. Thanks.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Someone sign up to Gal’s Guide to MMA and express how desperately you want to fuck her. See if you get mobbed by the ladies or just erased.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Don’t be a sexist pig. This is a blog geared towards women and you’ll just look like an idiot.
They got there first. Haha.
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Oh please. Like the female MMA fans don't look at the male fighters in the same way...
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
that's why I can't watch MMA with MOST of the girls i go out with
They’re either saying the ground game is gay
or
checking out the fighters and saying how good looking they were and making noises >=/
“BITCH I’M RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOU!” lol
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
i am on the gals guide to mma and they rate the men all the time.
i asked them who they would rather. fedor or jardine? they also like some of the ladies too.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Fedor: He once had an awkward moment in the cage, just to see what it feels like. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He would show his feminine side if he had one. He is a lover, not a fighter, but don't get any ideas. He is the most important man in the world. Stay thirsty my comrades b/c i will never fight in the UFC. Sorry Fedor but in America Budweiser is the King of beers and Lesnar is a clydesdale while Fedor is just a mule. Losing to Werdum proves what i have been saying. He is pudgy and is on the donwnside of his career just like his contemporaries in pride like mirko cro cop and noguiera Beat Lesnar, Carwin. JDS, Velasquez or Overeem and i'll be impressed. Just one of them. College Football is still the best sport out there.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jun 29, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
By sexist pig we mean the “girls shouldn’t be watching mma” or “women have no place watching this sport” comments, of which we’ve gotten quite a few. It’d be kind of ridiculous of us to ban someone for talking about how hot she is, seeing as how our Friday feature is Pantydropper of the Week. However, instead of fuck, perhaps you can say make sweet, sweet love?
Gals Guide to MMA
Make Sweet Sweet Love
sounds so much more articulate.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 29, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Mania I'm going over to GGTMMA
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
This chick has it all
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
Is This Time For a MMA Woman Showdown
Can someone start posting the best looking women fighters? That would be fun
I like how you think...
its on…
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 29, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
MIESHA TATE
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
oh and ^^^ and this is Kyra Gracie
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
Kerry Vera
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
oh shit...lol...Vera AND toughill
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
ok wait...this might just be easier lol...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/290248-the-10-sexiest-fighters-in-mma-the-girls
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
wow that list sucks, and whoever Anne G only bothered to do a google search.
Marloes, Kimmy, Rosi? Really? Kyra hasn’t never fought MMA. What shit I could come up with a way better one with actual hot chicks.
Big Nog for Life
Inventor/supporter of "Gleison Tibau to Featherweight" movement.
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Jun 29, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL LOOK NNR...BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO GET BEAT UP ARE SCARCE LOL
http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=22863&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=0
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers....right crackers? (looking down at my dong)
......
LOL, Jake. That was awesome.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
OJR
Whats up my friend…shoot me an email. Picked up my tickets (4) for UFC Boston. Had to buy a fight membership to buy them early, but they were going fast. Pretty good seats…
......
I will text you, buddy. Have a good night.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I Met Kyra At Worlds A Few Weeks Ago
She isnt nearly as hot in person. No offense she is still cute though
I think a lot of these girls, Gina included...
are the type that really have to be trying in order to look HOT.
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
BLASPHEMY!!!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Donna, you are too cool. I may head over to your site and chill out there.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Awesome. Thank you.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Looks like i've been wasting my time on here haha
I’ll have to give gals guide another chance.
I <3 Dana White, the Ruler and Savior of the MMA World, and will serve his disciple, Synyster, faithfully to the end.
by David W-S on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
this is a lil something that picked my ass..and you guys were referring to d smith..or smitty..she knows her shit and yeah she commented anon so that she would not be taken less seriously..
During meetings we discuss fighters who are really, really, ridiculously good-looking and determine ways to piss off the "real" female MMA fans who are completely able to ignore the fact that these guys have penises. Cause you know "real" female MMA fans wouldn’t notice these things. Their lack of vaginas denies them boy/girl feelings.
Gals Guide to MMA
by Beth on Jan 22, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Proud member!
Good lord, if that has to be a secret society, I feel sorry for all those frigid bitches. And the men in their lives!! There is NO way any woman can watch a weigh-in without feeling something ‘down there’.
MMA is an amazing sport (that is thankfully now much easier to find now on major media outlets) AND it includes limitless amounts of beefcake. I love my other sports too, but face it, they all wear TOO MUCH CLOTHING!
What more could a gal hope for?
by AZ Sports Maven on Jan 22, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve actually read a comment from a woman who said that she was proud that she had been commenting on a site for 2 years before anyone knew that she was a woman. What the hell about that makes her proud?
Gals Guide to MMA
by Beth on Jan 22, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply
Yes, but the intimation (I too am not sure who it was from) was that we are in some way not real MMA fans because, in addition to enjoying the fights, we also recognize the attractiveness of the fighter.
Gals Guide to MMA
You mean they demean the male athletes and turn them into pieces of meat?
never mind, i’m not going in there. how horrible.
(sneaking over to GGTMMA)
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
I've read this three times.
I’m confused.
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
just a little something from gals guide that picked my ass..it was a diss to the "real" chick fans
i just copy /pasted from way back..but it made me pissy!!
Me too jay.....
There will never replace Cro Cop, Wand or Fedor, fuck the Haters, stay loyal to your favourite fighters, win, lose or draw.
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