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Brock Lesnar vs Shane Carwin odds for UFC 116 in Las Vegas

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Preliminary odds and betting lines have continued to shift for the upcoming UFC 116 main event from the MGM Grand Garden Arena on July 3 in Las Vegas, Nevada, featuring a titanic heavyweight showdown between division champion Brock Lesnar and interim titlist Shane Carwin.

"Lesnar vs. Carwin" marks the return of the promotion's biggest box office draw, Lesnar, who will try and battle his way back from a career-threatening intestinal problem to once again establish himself as the undisputed man among men.

Apparently the time off hasn't hurt his reputation, as the pasty-faced goliath continues to hold steady as a -155 favorite against fellow muscular meatwagon, Shane Carwin, who currently stands as a +125 underdog.

Don't expect those numbers to last.

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As more and more of the "Engineer's" faithful drop their change into the Vegas offering plate, plan on watching those odds drop quicker than Mania's pants at a San Francisco nightclub.

And Fedor Emelianenko's loss to Fabricio Werdum on June 26 proves that no fighter is invincible -- including Lesnar. Keep that in mind if you want to try and make some money on Carwin this fourth of July weekend.

Get 'em in early, and also check out the spread on the other combatants throwing hands at UFC 116, like Chris Leben (+185) vs. Yoshihiro Akiyama (-235), by clicking here.

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that pic is funny..

looks like their arguing, i think brock will win cause hes not standing with carwin..

For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26

by guyverbob on Jun 29, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Brock : “you were supposed to pick me up after work!!!! ME!!!!”

Carwin : “I got lost, sorry!!! Jeez, I didn’t know where I was going?”

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

or

Brock : LOOK AT ME!!! Look how wide I can open my mouth!!!!

Carwin : Oh ya? Well look at this…I can open mine wider but I’m not going to cause I don’t feel like it

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brock: insert here!!!

Carwin: Damn we just did it 5 minutes ago you trying to kill me!?

For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26

by guyverbob on Jun 29, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

get a life plz..

For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26

by guyverbob on Jun 29, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

brock will not win… carwin will win because hes got it all hes tough and he is a bjj wrestler.. brock is just a wrestler

by bmxkid on Jul 2, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brock is junk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bmxkid on Jul 2, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

brock is going to be laying on the mat ko-ed…!!!!!!

by bmxkid on Jul 2, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

odds r crashing

which makes me think Carwin will win.

by sideshow27 on Jun 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

what were they before?

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brock -200
Carwin +155

I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!

by ViolentMike on Jun 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sideshow, you do know that the outcome of the fight is not based on betting odds, right?

Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.

by P-Dub on Jun 29, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same thing happened with Barry-Crocop.

They started out even but Barry became a decisive favorite by the time of the fight. Unfortunately for Barry(and my bet on him), things didn’t play out like most anticipated.

"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute

by TheGreg on Jun 29, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no kidding. He was the only one that lost out of a longshot 10 team parlay I had. I called every fight on the card but that one. Would have won 7g’s off a $25 bet. FML

by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, that's rough.

I had him straight and in about 3 different parlays. I thought he was a complete lock and I felt great about getting him at -120. He seemed like it after that first round, too; if he hadn’t broken his hand and foot we would probably both have some more money.

"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute

by TheGreg on Jun 29, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys must have been pissed when he just let CC up twice then?

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that might have been the gayest fight ever

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But I’m glad CC pulled it off. He was so funny on the mic afterwards, telling Dana to give him FOTN and SOTN. Glad he got the sub money. He has such a great personality when he isn’t sulking.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royally pissed…especially after Franklin KO’d Liddell WITH a broken arm. I was screaming for Barry to finish him off after those knockdowns.

But it is what it is….gambling. It’s discouraging but sooner or later you hit big. $25 to win 7g’s…I’ll take that all day.

by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep...there's always 2 sides..those who bet on CC couldn't have been happier

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, CC’s post fight monologue was awesome though. I couldn’t be mad after that lol. When he took the mic from Rogan and started walking around like a he was doing a routine…I about died laughing.

by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

It was discouraging to lose the bets I had on him, but I’ve always been a fan of Crocop so I felt like the fight was a win-win regardless of the outcome. And his post-fight antics were definitely entertaining, he seemed to have lost his enjoyment of the sport lately.

"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute

by TheGreg on Jun 29, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

If he would act like that more often he would have a whole new fan base. People would eat that shit up.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the odds in this are close though as are opinions

 I seen MMA connected the last couple weeks and they had about ten fighters pick who was going to win and 7 of them picked Carwin. When you look at MCArthurs Pool here the majority also have Carwin. The real underdog is Brock but the media wants to play Carwin as the underdog. Either way I think we will see many fans here learn why Brock is the UFC champion and soon to be #1 HW in the world.

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn IT!!!

Brock will never win the fight with these odds! LOL

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got Carwin at + 155.

Used the money I made off of fedor losing!

FEDOR WON'T FIGHT ANYONE IN THE TOP 5 EVER AGAIN !!!

by MBOW on Jun 29, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU LIE. That is impossible.

Carwin hasn’t been at +155 for weeks and Fedor just lost days ago.

you lie.

OR, you have a behind the times gambling site you use….

I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!

by ViolentMike on Jun 29, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will never happen.

Too much WWE money on Brock.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Jun 29, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree.

Carwin 1st Rd. KO. It will be brutal. Luckily, the referee will stop it before Carwin puts him to sleep.

My legend precedes me like lighting precedes thunder.

by delldog on Jun 29, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wake up dell your dreaming!!

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

no puck head

history repeats itself, and it will again this saturday

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

History repeats itself?

What history are you talking about?

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

history

like carwins history of stopping all of his opponents in the first round

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 29, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok? Are any of them like Brock?

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

they were heavyweights and they were professional mixed martial artists.

oh, but brock is so quick, and hes a d1 wrestler, and hes got some awesome tattoos that give him super human strength.

anyone doubting carwin before he stoped gonzaga and mir was justified, but now that he has proven him self i dont think hes as big of an underdog anymore. it is defiantly a close one to call………but brock is going to get the L

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 29, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL
they were heavyweights and they were professional mixed martial artists.

So whats your point 95% of the HW MMA fighters couldn’t beat Couture or Mir hell 80% of them couldn’t beat Herring. Just because your a MMA artist doesn’t make you like another fighter LOL

It is a close one to call that I agree with but the history repeats itself comment directed at this fight I don’t becasue neither of these guys has faced a fighter with their size strength and abilities, hell not to many have!

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 30, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i knew what you were saying

just being a smart ass. its a tough one to call because they are both true heavyweights with dynamite in their hands, and they are both very quick with wrestling back grounds. carwin has more fights and has stayed active where as lesnar has half the number of fights carwin has had, and he has not competed in a year. i think that will be the difference in this fight, and that is why carwin will get the w

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 30, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like all those other times in history when Brock has been brutally KO’d? Nice try haters, but Brock is going to smack Carwin’s bitch-ass all over the cage until he decides to end it.

Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.

by P-Dub on Jun 29, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're going to need a couple Maniacs with restraints to drive down to Texas to wait outside Dubs' house

in case Brock loses and he goes completely postal

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds queer?

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as queer as your retort.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh I know you are but what am I?

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL. I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been waiting for this

O Snap!!!!!

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are pretty good at debating.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puck and I are Mensa members.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It shows.

That one was pretty intense, so many facts being thrown back and forth, it was hard to pick a side.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

You guys should cyber fuck, then shut the hell up.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

public speaker maybe...LOL

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know that isn't funny.

I get nervous around people that are rediculously good looking.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could tell when we drove to Montreal...lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or when he sat next to me in MTL. Its ok, Jay. The goatee does that to everybody.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant.

Then OJ was icing on the cake.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

All joking aside, I am like that in person with all strangers.

My mind goes blank when under pressure like that. I’m not a social butterfly who walks up to strangers and starts conversations. I like to blend into the background and enjoy my buzz.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a social outcast or a loner

But I am super quiet.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You like to yell?

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a bunch of HOMOS!!!

haha!!!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Jun 29, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

try me with substances.

KABOOM

by Body Triangle on Jun 29, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

jealous LOL

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someday, Jay, you may also reach the sophistication that Puck and I have acquired.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got my gun and one bullet ready for that day.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any1 catch the countdown yesterday ?

Brocks eyebrows were whiter then col. Sanders mustache from KFC!

by d*locc on Jun 29, 2010 1:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed it, it was on at 5 my time?

 Any good?

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh...not bad but you've heard it all here already

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they going to do a Primetime or another showing of the count down here, Mac?

I really want to see this one, they get me extra pumped up for the fights.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya buddy..countdown is on thursday, friday, and saturday on spike and on sportsnet a few time too...no Primetime though

I think they only do Primetimes for GSP fights…lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's because GSP can pull in the female audience. Seriously.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Mac. I always miss those things but I can't miss this one.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if they've decided who the next Primetime will be on...A Shogun/Rashad Primetime would be cool

How many Primetimes have they had now? 3? GSP/BJ, GSP/Hardy and who was the third?

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seen one for Shad/Page

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to see one on Shogun.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to see one on Shogun's wife...Woof!

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

word...Thiago Silva's wife and Kerry Vera are 2 of the hottest MMA wives for sure

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dated a girl that looked like T. Silva's wife. It was a fast and furious 3 weeks.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerry Vera

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's really pretty, but not hot.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. T.Silva's wife oozes sex. Kerry is more a girl next door vibe.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRUTH

I couldn’t see Kerry bringing a friend home to play with…yawn.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It all depends what they look like when they are bent over

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

true...I like the hot girl next door type girls

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

married now but back in the day the high maintenance girls never wanted to date a pothead like me

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Look at the jugs on Mrs. Silva. She wins.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice, Puck Head. I like your way of thinking.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

 I hate flat bums with little padding, or when you bend them over and there cheeks spread and and they have and ugly looking A-hole or even worse hairy!! I like the heart shape round bottoms and if they have nice heavy handfull of DDD hangers in front to grab and look at I’m in heaven and the #1 reason I married the women I did. Just don’t tell her LOL

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ hairy a-hole.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times have you accidentally taken a man home from the bar, Puck?

Might explain the hairy a-holes.

"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.

"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.

by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen one in person myself

 But I seen a few on some porns and in Hustler. But I have seen a couple ugly looking A-holes that jsut turned my stomach. The only good thing is I looked like a stud becasue I lasted so long, once you see it you can’t get it out of your head and it prolongs the experience. I used the mental picture of their A-holes in future experiences to try and last longer but it never worked as well so I went back to visualizing that guy from the Movie The Mask he use to give me nightmares as a young kid and one movie a wish I never watched.

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should rephrase that I visualized him watching us LOL

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

BJ/GSP was the best one i think

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe they didn't do a PrimeTime for this fight!

UFC really fucked up on this one.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Jun 29, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ya..that was the third

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably...and he's known a bit more than others due to his high-end sponsers

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Jun 29, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the Brock side, yes. Carwin, not so much. Brock def has more personality than Carwin.

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by OJR on Jun 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said Cain you illiterate bastard

;)

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by jay. on Jun 29, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if this one was on last nights show but I seen a clip that

Brock stated something like “If Shane is so smart, he should have figured out that I’m going to be beating his ass”
 as well as “Shane might be as strong as me or as fast but the reason I’m going to win this fight is becasue I’m more talented than Shane”

 There was a few others and I was laughing my ass off.

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a Primetime for a Brock/Cain fight would be interesting . . .

but it all depends on the purpose of the Primetime show. If it’s meant to build interest in the fight it’s promoting then doing one with Brock would be kinda pointless. He’s going to sell a ton of PPVs regardless of whether or not they do a Primetime show. However, if the purpose is to get people to view the show and learn more about the fighters then it would definitely draw people in and possibly help build Cain’s name and fanbase.

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by TheGreg on Jun 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I agree

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Jun 29, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

“…against fellow muscular meatwagon”
I don’t know why, but that made me laugh. Man these guys are big.

by War Kratos on Jun 29, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

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