Keith Jardine cut by the UFC following TUF 11 Finale loss to Matt Hamill
Former Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 2 contestant and 13-fight Octagon veteran Keith Jardine has been released by the UFC following his TUF 11 Finale loss to Matt Hamill on June 19 in Las Vegas.
That's the word from MMA Fighting, who confirmed Jardine's release with Dana White earlier today.
"The Dean of Mean" had dropped four consecutive bouts and six of his last eight over the span of three years. In addition to losing last Saturday night to "The Hammer," Jardine came up empty against Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Thiago Silva, and Ryan Bader.
Not exactly the weakest competition.
Regardless, the man who kept himself in contention by defeating the likes of Forrest Griffin and Chuck Liddell will now earn his next win, or loss, in an organization not named the UFC.
Anyone want to lay odds on how quickly he turns up in Strikeforce?
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OH SNAP!
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
He'll be back
Keith Will string together a couple wins and they’ll invite him back. Either that or he’ll be one of the last minute “oh shit we’re in a bind” go to guys.

Keith is the 40th guy they've cut in the last 6 months
I’ve been keeping track: http://www.bloodyfists.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12375
COOL!
Now all of UFC haters and media outlets can talk about how he’s a top 10 LHW
Give a man to fish and feed him for a day. Kick his stupid ass and maybe he will leave you alone.
That only applies to HWs who fight Fedor.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
+1 +1
lol so true
Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won... but still avoids the UFC!
Anderson Silva haters will be back on his nuts after he gets another amazing KO just like when he embarrassed Forrest in a way that nobody else has or could ever do. Very Matrix like. GSP on the other hand can't even finish people in his own weight division. The only time Andy goes the distance is against a decent fighter who he either isn't motivated to fight or train for and just toys around with them. Get a top fighter in there and watch him get destroyed within 2 rounds in a way that person's never been handled before. He's board at MW, get him to LHW so he can take that belt too and let's watch GSP be brave enough to take a fight at MW period. Facts are pretty amazing!
Now Now Now
Ah yeah dissing FEDOR the new flavor of the month!
by WarriorSaint on Jun 24, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god
He can now take his “polished” striking somewhere else. Anyone seen Coker?
Big Nog for Life
Inventor/supporter of "Gleison Tibau to Featherweight" movement.
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Jun 24, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He's all over it...
he loves making stars out of UFCs scraps.
Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won... but still avoids the UFC!
Anderson Silva haters will be back on his nuts after he gets another amazing KO just like when he embarrassed Forrest in a way that nobody else has or could ever do. Very Matrix like. GSP on the other hand can't even finish people in his own weight division. The only time Andy goes the distance is against a decent fighter who he either isn't motivated to fight or train for and just toys around with them. Get a top fighter in there and watch him get destroyed within 2 rounds in a way that person's never been handled before. He's board at MW, get him to LHW so he can take that belt too and let's watch GSP be brave enough to take a fight at MW period. Facts are pretty amazing!
Need to be cut
Im glad the UFC are making a lot of cuts. IMO there r too many fighters under contract. A quarter of fighters in UFC should never make it to a paperview card. I know this will never happen, its more of a pipe dream. But, I wish if u r gonna keep a lot of fighters in your organization they should have some sort of Friday night fights. A friday night once a month put on a free show. Come up with your own organized ranking sytem. Ranked fighters, only like top 5-8 fighters make the paperviews. Have less paperviews therefore we will look foward to buying them and look foward to every guy on card. Put guys like Jardine against young up and comers and let fighters work their way up and down the ladder. I know money will not ever allow this to happen but wouldnt it be great.
Yeah, this "charismatic marketing machine" will sign with StrikeForce, and thier rating will go down.
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
He has a recognizable name. Unfortunately, he also has a recognizable face.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
fortunately he's a known loser.
all the main cards he’s been on and all the embarrassing losses which have left him with the “what happened, i wasn’t out” question.
USA All the way !
Give the guy a little credit though.......
Most of his recent losses are to pretty respectable competition. It’s not like he’s been getting run over by a bunch of scrubs.
Matt Hamil
Ryan Bader
Thiago Silva
Quinton Jackson
Wanderlei Silva
Jardine
wasn’t the best by a long shot, but he was always game. He always came in with a game plan and stuck to it. He also comes from a great camp. You will be missed Jardine, but we’ll miss the nipple twisting most of all. . . .This is turning into a Eulogy.
his game plan was
leg kicks and act like a chimp
by Body Triangle on Jun 24, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
by Jamie The Peach Hunter on Jun 24, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he will not be missed
i will anticipate his fights more under a new banner…
"You're in this dark tunnel and you've got no way out, you're waiting for light, and you see that light, what do you do? What do you do? You start digging, and getting out. ... I've always beleived you stay in the tunnel and you keep digging when you expect no light. You have the same faith when you expect no light. You have the same beleif in what you're doing when you expect no light. ... It's dark and I'm going to dig through. My shovel is sharp and my pick is sharp and my will is outstanding." --Rod Marinelli 2008 (on his way to that sweet 16!)
by DrewMoney$$$ on Jun 24, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
really? Didnt see it coming?
2-6 over his last 8. Yikes!
He will give Sf a name to put up against Babalu, Gegard and Mo.
Let’s see him fight Lawler for his first fight. I’d watch it. Though I think Jardine would be going to sleep in that one.
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 24, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Doubt Instant.
But StrikerDaves right good match ups for Mo, Babalu and Gegard when there coming off losses at least
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm joking
but being serious. just saying how weak SF is…and I see Jardine beating exactly zero of these guys. Hows he taking it ANS or was it expected?
There All Up In Colorado
but i know alot of people were very hurt to see that outcome. Considering this was one of the best camps he ever had and to add he was winning the fight on some peoples cards
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he could have won the fight
when he was mixing it up with kicks and coming it at different angles, he was hurting Hamill. As soon as he got flat footed Hamill started destroying him with straight shots. If he could have continued to stay on the outside with the kicks, this may not have happened.
"We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."
I Thought he may have broke his foot
after landing a few crisp kicks to the knee area of Hamill.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that sucks
but it explains a lot. He seemed like something was off, because his gameplan was working, then he just started standing still. He would try to mix it back up, but it looked like his gas tank wasn’t there or something. The foot would explain a lot.
"We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."
Also The Finger Point Deduction May Have Just
disrupted his rythm. (*sp?)
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
and that was BS
since when does 1 accidental eye poke equal a point? It wasn’t intentional. Obviously not intentional. The refs are really fucking inconsistent about this. Sometimes an eye poke will happen, the fighter who was poked will look at the ref, point at his eye and grimmace in pain, and the ref will allow the other fighter to attack, other times, they take a point.
"We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."
well, he stuck his finger into hamill's eye.
doesn’t matter if it was intentional or not. I do have to say Jardine did pretty good in the first round, it was his best round since the Chuck Liddell fight. This time he circled out of the exchanges and landed quicker shorter combo’s in recent fights he’s just came after the guy swinging wide..
USA All the way !
You could hear Herb talk to Keith when it happened
Dean said to “Dean”: “I know it wasn’t intentional, but it was damaging. I have to take a point.” That makes sense. Even if it was an accident, it stopped Hamill’s attack and possibly saved jardine at a time he was taking shots.
by Mayhem chimpanzee on Jun 24, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF! Didnt see that coming.
i dont know y whitey cute him he was pretty decent.
actually, when you look back on it...
he was pretty awful.
by Body Triangle on Jun 24, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i wonder
if jardine being cut had anything to do with losing 4 in a row and 5 of his last 6 with 3 of those losses ending in in KOs?
maybe.
also he’s not pleasurable to look at in the least.
by Body Triangle on Jun 24, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
no homo?
"You're in this dark tunnel and you've got no way out, you're waiting for light, and you see that light, what do you do? What do you do? You start digging, and getting out. ... I've always beleived you stay in the tunnel and you keep digging when you expect no light. You have the same faith when you expect no light. You have the same beleif in what you're doing when you expect no light. ... It's dark and I'm going to dig through. My shovel is sharp and my pick is sharp and my will is outstanding." --Rod Marinelli 2008 (on his way to that sweet 16!)
by DrewMoney$$$ on Jun 24, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
his last non-split decision win came, by the way
in 2006. since then he has been destroyed physically.
you've been sticking up for him long enough aint no, let us take are shots, its what we do...
"You're in this dark tunnel and you've got no way out, you're waiting for light, and you see that light, what do you do? What do you do? You start digging, and getting out. ... I've always beleived you stay in the tunnel and you keep digging when you expect no light. You have the same faith when you expect no light. You have the same beleif in what you're doing when you expect no light. ... It's dark and I'm going to dig through. My shovel is sharp and my pick is sharp and my will is outstanding." --Rod Marinelli 2008 (on his way to that sweet 16!)
by DrewMoney$$$ on Jun 24, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
it was about time
“it pisses me off that i have to fight houston alexander because i should be fighting contenders..”
keith jardine
abit much of the nip grab deal maybe
The fans don’t care much for that
Open up the Shit Gates and where the Hell was Marv?
holy shit thats hilarious
and from my nightmares.
“I’m coming for you BT!”
-Keith
by Body Triangle on Jun 24, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit. He does look like the boogey man!
by HappyLittleTreez on Jun 24, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
"I saw myself beating him 9 out of 10 times."
Keith Jardine after his knock out loss to Wanderlei Silva.
I like Techno Viking
but he doesn’t deserve to be in the UFC. He can make a good living for himself in SF or some other smallish promotion. Best of luck to him.
"We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."
@ least he gets to test the waters outside the UFC
And see how he does… if he puts some good wins together…Hey Welcome Back! If not.. :(
by kinghaze on Jun 24, 2010 4:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dam I didn't Keith wud ever get cut!
He just ran out of fights at 205. He fought pretty much everybody in that weight class. I think if he’s not 2 lazy 2 cut down to 185 he can have gud fights there.
by d*locc on Jun 24, 2010 4:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dam that sux. I got a lot of respect for Keith always stepped up 2 the challenge.
Keith always came off as a humble down 2 earth dude that’s tough as nails.
by d*locc on Jun 24, 2010 4:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He might end up in that former UFC fighter graveyard
known as MFC
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
He Will Be In A Big Org
SF may use use his name and recognition… i mean come on mma fans wont forget that face. But he will get another fight. If he wants to fight that is.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldnt Doubt It
I know at this point wouldnt alot of people? I can only imagine what he is feeling knowing how alot of us all felt after.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Being Tough As Nails and A "dog"
no longer cuts it anymore
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i just cant see SF tripping over themselves to sign a guy who's lost 4 in a row
i dont think they wanna be known as the UFC’s leftovers. my guess is he end’s up fighting once or twice in a smaller org and if he wins ends up in SF or back in the UFC
Thats Reasonable
but nothing wrong with putting Keith on a Challengers card
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
wasnt expecting the challengers comment. just think if he wins 1 challengers fight, he could then headline for SF
i dont see challengers for him yet, they'll use his name to build some of there guys.
"You're in this dark tunnel and you've got no way out, you're waiting for light, and you see that light, what do you do? What do you do? You start digging, and getting out. ... I've always beleived you stay in the tunnel and you keep digging when you expect no light. You have the same faith when you expect no light. You have the same beleif in what you're doing when you expect no light. ... It's dark and I'm going to dig through. My shovel is sharp and my pick is sharp and my will is outstanding." --Rod Marinelli 2008 (on his way to that sweet 16!)
by DrewMoney$$$ on Jun 24, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Most of the LHW's in strikeforce would have lost all 4 of the same fights though
Huge difference in competition.
I was thinking Bellator might try to grab him for “season 3”. Put him in a 205 tourney and it doesn’t really portray them taking UFC leftovers. If anything, he has to fight thru a series to put himself back to a position of relavance. He needs to string together wins anyway. Might as well do it in a spot that it would add up to something. After which, he could be a useful co-promotion guy with SF and Dream like Alvarez. This seems to me his best-case scenario.
ANS, what are your thoughts?
by Mayhem chimpanzee on Jun 24, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed. good post.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
by Ulf Murphy on Jun 24, 2010 8:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I actually really liked watching his fights, win or lose. His fights r always entertaining. Even in his decision fights someone got knocked down. His flash knockdown on Vera was nasty. Looking forward to seeing him in strikeforce.
by C O R on Jun 24, 2010 4:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
adios amigo!
kind of wild the different paths keith and rashad have had.
And to think he almost had a title shot if not for the "No fighting friends" rule.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
He Didnt Have a Title Shot Opportunity Vs Rashad Ever
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I did say almost but yeah you're right
he never would’ve had a shot.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Even Had He Strung Up Wins And Rashad Was Champ Dana
Would be stupid to offer Keith a title fight vs him.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
Because it would be pointless?
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Because Neither Would Ever Accept and Sign The Contract
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Rashad already beat him anyway even when he could only wrestle
No need to see that fight again especially if they don’t want that fight.
I <3 Dana White, the Ruler and Savior of the MMA World, and will serve his disciple, Synyster, faithfully to the end.
by David W-S on Jun 24, 2010 5:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't understand how Jardine has lost 4 in a row.
He has such great training partners like Gsp and Evans. He has great coaches. And it’s not like he doesn’t have any skills either. Kinda crazy when you think about it.
you could go train with GSP and Rashad and have Greg coach you
doesn’t mean you’ll amount to anything!
Thats 100% Accurate Or Else Everyone From Gregs, Grudge and Tristar
would be great…
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah! just look at ANS! he trains there and he sucks!
:p
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 5:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha!
A loser calling someone else a loser, nice.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
oops! mr. technicals here with his lacky to explain why my joke makes no sense
Therefore taking the joke out of it. Take it away girls.
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 6:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
cheers buddy
I been mulling this Jardine thing over, and ya know what? On second thought, I’m torn if SF actually makes a move for him. I know they saw Kimbo as a clown (perhaps that’s why they left him alone?), and Semtex’s stunt (again maybe why?), but they also made very effort, if any to snatch Huerta.
Perhaps they aren’t keen on the UFC rejects idea? I mean Hendo wasn’t a reject and isn’t the same category. But making no attempts at Kimbo/Huerta/Semtex? I dunno for sure if they go for Jardine.
Wouldn’t surprise me, but I’m saying its far from a sure thing. They had Babalu and Lawler and Werdum a while ago, so that may be why they don’t feel they are still needing to pick these guys up. No point in ditching Babalu/Lawler as they really helped SF.
Anyone agree/disagree?
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 6:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I Think If They Do Sign him Its To A Challengers Card
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, guess just kinda skeptical due to them not touching Huerta/Alexander/Kimbo/Semtex
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 6:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Huerta Had Too Large of A Price Tag IMO
and look he lost to Curran. Alexander is a huge risk little reward as is Kimbo. And Semtex may be there after the dust clears from the Kos incident.
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont think houston or kimbo are a risk
No one wants either. Its different when you’re trying to compete with Dana, but he didn’t want em. I agree Huerta may have asked too much. But Houston could’ve probs been picked up for 10-20k a fight and only a one fight + option pkg. Kimbo probs would’ve been 25-30k. But I mean both are riding sh*tty records, and are still draws. Look where houston went. Some sideshow hick league for a flash.
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 6:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
and lashley
As far as I’m concerned, if you can get em cheap, there’s no risk. SF puts on neat fights. Go for it.
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 7:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
agreed
I think they’re steering clear because they want to be legit and not “neat.” although I read today they are hammering out that reported Batista deal so…
muahahaha
I’m guiltily pleased with the Batista idea. I like seeing these weird ideas play out in real life. I was secretly excited for Canseco/Choi too. Actually I don’t remember if I was even candid on my excitement haha. They make me laugh.
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 7:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I sorta agree
but don’t try to be in the big leagues if ur gonna overpay aging former wwe guys that can’t finish Jason Guida and turn down competitive (if there is such a thing) fights! I can see it now, Lashly vs. Batista, and it pains me to say, Brock beats them both at the same time.
f*ck man batista vs lashley has to happen
It would be f*cking hysterical to me! And marketable for them! And smart too. Cut the loser and save some coin! I’m all for Batista KO’ing Lashley and the antics before! I’d do mock WWE interviews if I was Coker! Then the real fight! Yessssss! Ahahhahahahah
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I see ur point
but it’s a mockery. I’m a fan of SF, but more so of mma, that is just a slap in the face match up to real fans. not to mention it would co main event for sure
Huerta was robbed against curan!
Curan won the 1st round for sure but Roger won the 2nd & 3rd. Close fight I’ll admit but curan ran for the most part.
by d*locc on Jun 24, 2010 7:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
those are good points worbs.
if i was coker i would sign him on the cheap but thats just me…
"You're in this dark tunnel and you've got no way out, you're waiting for light, and you see that light, what do you do? What do you do? You start digging, and getting out. ... I've always beleived you stay in the tunnel and you keep digging when you expect no light. You have the same faith when you expect no light. You have the same beleif in what you're doing when you expect no light. ... It's dark and I'm going to dig through. My shovel is sharp and my pick is sharp and my will is outstanding." --Rod Marinelli 2008 (on his way to that sweet 16!)
by DrewMoney$$$ on Jun 24, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont think semtex necessarily sucks
I think he’d fit right in with the talent level in SF. Good but not great.
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 7:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah I agree Worbs
Im very old school and was disgusted at what he did, he’s a good one dimensional fighter!
oh for sure! could you imagine if that was GSP?!?
I’d have killed him!!!! Poor GSP!!!! Doesn’t do nothing to nobody!!! He’s a saint!!!!
But Hobo the Clown on the other hand…. :D
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 7:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
GSP
wouldn’t say anything if someone hit him with a lead pipe for the win. he’d shake their hand and say he’d come back stronger next time…and I sorta respect him for that
lol isn't that weird though?
Gsp would kick the living piss outta me, but if I was with him and saw someone pickin on him (real fantasy land hey?) I’d crack the guy no questions asked! Even though he’s best fighter on the planet (arguably), in a situation like that I look at him as my little brother. Doesn’t do nothing to nobody, and if you’re picking on him, watch out! I’ll throw a few even if I am bout to get beat down! Haha fml. Luckily he’d probs bail me out, being as how nice he is.
GSP!!!!!! <3
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 7:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
you think he'd let me?!? omg!!!
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
by daniel worby on Jun 24, 2010 9:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Well For One
he drops his hands or he keeps his hands too high and too far apart. He swings without protecting his exposed side (I.E. Thiago Silva) he allows guys to walk him into the cage and land blows (I.E. Ryan Bader) he throws alot of nasty leg kicks but doesnt put together the combos in his hands
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
just when I think he’s ur best bud, we get this! I can never figure you out.
I never worked out, knowing what I know now, I wish I had. My football coach wanted me to go play at Valdosta State, I couldn’t be bothered, I was more interested in pussy, I did what natural ability allowed me to do, luckily that was enough (and more) in high school!
and coke and booze.
but mainly vag. I remember one time I was gonna do a cycle and lift, this super hot chick said her parents were away and asked if I wanted to chill by her pool (and fuck) for the week. I put off the lifting. I was good too (sports and fucking) now, I’m just a normal guy, although I beat mt 18 yr old brother in a shooting contest (he’s 6’6 250 lbs and on a football scholarship) and could kick his ass still, so I’m happy with my choices shaking my head
I was
I was getting a hummer in a car by what is still the hottest chick I have ever seen live and I hit the passenger door from the driver’s seat….and her hair. She couldn’t go back to work…we were on break from work and she had me tell our boss that she went home sick. LOL.
God I miss those days.
nice
I miss those too.
although my wife goes out with the girls once a week, sometimes twice, and I reap the benefits of a buffed latina when she gets home. last night I smoked a whole blunt (wouldn’t recommend) before she got home…championship performance!
LOL You And SD Just Made Me Laugh A Good One
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I got stories for weeks
but as they say when you get older, they are just stories. one more coked up whore fucking bender is in the cards…maybe on my 75th bday!
I Stopped That Behavior Last Year....
I Still Miss It All The Time
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
stopped what?
thought you dont drink and dont get mma groupies cause you got a ball and chain. you were into coke?
Lol. Stopped With The Multiple Partners
Random Sex, Hummers For Break Time Type Of Behavior
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
no need for the sir
every time I talk to Diaz he does that shit to me, I’m not that old, I just look it!
no need for the sir
every time I talk to Diaz he does that shit to me, I’m not that old, I just look it!
I'm kidding
I know how u meant it, but when talking to Diaz, I think it’s because he thinks I’m ancient!
I Was Never Able To Experience That
Although Tag Team/Switch Girls In Hotel Room is tottaly different
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I never got seconds
but one time in ocean city i fucked this girl, my buddy didnt know and went down on her. He never lived that down!
Exactly! NO THANKS.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I know
fuck that!
I got a good one. I was a steve miller concert. Im fucking this chick in a ditch, yes a ditch. she says “I was a virgin before tonight” I was in heavan she then says “now Ive fiucked two guys tonight.” gross!
me and a college buddy were tagging a chick I had already done before
he was tapping from behind and she was blowing me, he busted on her shoulder, last tag team I ever had, too close for me!
Ahahaha! Gross but funny.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Ugh. No thanks.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Have Been Waiting For This . . . The Crow Mk 2
I have been waiting for this and can see a similar path to David Louiseu. Ever since the Rampage fight he has looked out of sorts, really weird when in the cage, no confidence. Wish him all the best and looking forward to seeing him take on the Strikeforce LHWs.
That's Bullshit
Jardine did not lose that fight to Hamill. They hardly pay him shit anyways. Why not keep him around? He’s been a “yes” man from the beginning. He was beating Bader until he got knocked out in the third and was also on his way to beating Rampage had he not got knocked down at the very end of the fight. AND I REPEAT: HE DID NOT LOSE THAT FIGHT TO HAMILL. If you’re gonna cut Jardine, cut Hamill too.
LMAO
and the other trend was he was winning and he got KO, he was winning against Thiago but he got KO, he was winning against Houton but that pesky KO happen. Then Bader and that KO in the 3rd round. Then Wandy but that KO was only after 10 seconds of fighting that he was winning. Could you not judge Jardine only up to before he got KO’d.
if only...
he did the techno viking dance….
Sowieso
by The Dutch Destructor on Jun 24, 2010 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
I think Nick Diaz had it at 3, I'm sure somebody else has probably had 3
But Jardine sure did break the record with 4 though.
i like him but...about time.
when he fights someone good he gets KO’d …..its a shame, he was also winning that whole fight against bader before he got caught too.
It was time it happened but to be fair to him he’s never had any easy opponents fact is he’s not a top lhw and he’s got nothing for strikeforce top fighters either all three of them!
by stebrillz on Jun 24, 2010 6:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
also when he fights someone bad he gets ko'd
see alexander, houston
by Body Triangle on Jun 24, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh well.
He was tough, yada yada, etc. but I never really liked watching him fight. Except when he got knocked unconscious, that was pretty cool.
I'm your huckleberry.
2 wins were against Liddell and Forest
Liddell has been anything but a top fighter in his last 5 fights as well.
Forrest can still compete but everyone has a bad day. I thought he just got unlucky against Jardine.
Kieth Jardine may have had the toughest schedule ever:
matt Hammill
Ryan Bader
Thiago Silva
Rampage
Brandon Vera
Wanderlie
Chuck Liddel
Houston Alexander
Forrest Griffin
Wilson Gouviea
Stephan Bonnar
Mike Whitehead
Kerry Schall
Shogun will have the longest championship reing in the UFC
Not Ever
But def not an easy 13 fight streak of fights
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i would have kept him. he would have been great for up and comers.
plus he was easy money and he bleeds profusely. whats not to like.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Craig Thompson just might end up being a savvy guy if he gets the MWC to 12 teams. The University of Utah starts in the Pac-Ten in 2011. Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean, I mean plumb, mad dog mean. cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live or win. That's just the way it is. "The Outlaw Josey Wales". To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. "Training Day". Rashad will beat Rua b/c he is a far superior wrestler and a bad matchup for him. 2/1 odds. Josh Koscheck will dethrone Gsp and win the welterweight title. Last man to win a round vs Gsp. 2.9/1 odds on that too. Peace.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jun 24, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
They should have cut him after
Houston Alexander punched him so hard that he lifted 5 feet above the canvas!
I WANNA KNOW HOW MANY YEARS KEITH HAS BEEN IN THE UFC & HOW LITTLE $ HE MADE
SO HOW MANY YEARS DID HE GIVE THE UFC AND HOW MUCH DID HE GET WHATEVER IT IS I KNOW ITS A RIPPPP OFFFF
good for jardine
HOW MUCH DID HE EARN IN 5 years?!?!??!
and why giv him fight of the night and then cut him????
by iamdanawhite on Jun 24, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
they gave the fight fight of the night
and cut him because he lost 4 in a row. go look it up bro, I’m not ur wiki
He Has Made Plenty Of Money
Considering He Will Be Opening His Own Gym. Plus The Loads Of Sponsorships He Has Gained Because of the UFC. You should know this Dana
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really a surprise...
But I don’t really wanna see him go. I never minded him…I don’t really think he fought conservatively and went after it most times. I mean with some of the KO losses he’s suffered he still goes out there pretty fearlessly. I have a feeling he’ll end up like the Crow…A last minute fill in guy and a training partner (He’ll train with Rashad where Loiseau trains with GSP).
Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking!!
The" Techno Viking" danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, forcing men to step down from the confrontation… The Techno Viking will remerage victorious!!! War Techno Viking!!!!
"It sucks," White said. "I have nothing but respect for him and I hope to see him back soon."
UFC President Dana White confirmed to MMA Fighting that the company has cut ties with the Ultimate Fighter season two alumni after his recent majority decision loss to Matt Hamill at last Saturday’s TUF 11 finale.
“It sucks,” White said. “I have nothing but respect for him and I hope to see him back soon.”
because you are gay
thats all… gay
Believe in the Power of One
The UFC is all about the best fighters in the world
Keith now a days is not one of the best in the world and is not making strives to be one again
by AintNoSunshine on Jun 24, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Keith
I expect if he joins SF he will go 0-2 and be cut probably both brutal KO’s. Poor guy has had it tough and it seems it will continue.
If you dont like drugs then dont do them.....give them to me!
I think
I think that sucks, I enjoyed his fights!
I wonder what Rashad will do
Now that he does have Keith to fight people before he does…really who gives a shit…Keith is garbage….Although I did enjoy watching him get his azz beat…oh well…off to SF you go..lol
I like bacon...and Rashad Evans is a pussy
Long Long Overdue! Im not sad to see this guy go.
"Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional." - Roger Crawford.
Any one have a list of fighters that could have been cut instead, ?
Seems like everycard I watch fights with guys I never heard of who dont even seem that good and have shitty records. Why do I have to sit through boring shit fights when Jardine could easily help “stack” a card?

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