James Toney: 'Hello, 911 - I'd like to report a murder, victim's name is Randy Couture... I did it' (Video)
by James Kimball on Jun 22, 2010 2:27 PM EDT
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Something tells me a mental ward would better suit "Lights Out" than a prison.
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what is up with the M1 logo everywhere ????
Mark Hominik vs Josh Grispi
Winner fights Aldo. WEC is noice.
by Bigger Zino on Jun 22, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Even so this fight is a lock for Randy. LOCK.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Yep
I agree OJR, as we all know a good boxing punch starts with a good boxing stance which if Toney comes in without his usual stance he will feel like a fish out of water and if he does come in and stand literally toe to toe it will be take down city for Randy. Toney COULD KO Randy but I think Randy is to crafty. Randy will not fight Toney’s game but sure hell has a lot of tricks to make Toney fight his…
by Edgecrusher71 on Jun 22, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My buddy was training with king mo at a seminar and Mo was saying the whole toney tapping him out in training is complete bullshit.
by Mississauga MMA on Jun 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to know.
I don’t think anyone really believed it. I doubt Toney can even spell Submission.
"Right Leg Hospital, Left Leg Cemetery " ~ Cro Cop.
"One time my wrist watch stopped from fear". ~ Cro Cop.
ha ha
I was thinking the same thing too. I’d have told the idiot to use his own fucking phone…
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 22, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That is some epic trash talk from Toney but it will be for nothing. This fight is a farce as Randy will outclass him.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I thought he already did that.
Oh snap!
Mark Hominik vs Josh Grispi
Winner fights Aldo. WEC is noice.
Zino, I question your useage of the term "O Snap" here, I mean... did someone just get told??
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 22, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I never knew what O snap meant till just now....
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
oddly enough that pic is one OD just finished drawing in his office
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
My contribution to the weekly staff meeting was no doubt informative and welcome Mac =P
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 22, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Take it easy with my buddies, OD. After all, they are Canadian, eh? OH SNAP!
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
lol
OD i recognize your hand writing. Another fruitful day at the office, eh?
Mark Hominik vs Josh Grispi
Winner fights Aldo. WEC is noice.
………………..
I aint no mma fighter, you cant punk me, i do the real shit"
HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 22, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
man..he has a hard time putting sentences together..
no doubt he is a hard puncher..but can he take kicks and can he do anything on the ground..but yeah..he connects…randy sleeps..hard to say what will happen first.
Not even close Sarah. Toney's KO power is overrated. I watched him during his prime, he was not known for being a KO artist per se. Much less now. This is a bullshit circus mainstream match for MMA noobs.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Exactly... OJR
Toney has never been a power puncher..
4 oz. gloves.. anything can happen..
Toney has WAY better boxing than Liddell so this is a “pick-em” fight for the first 30 seconds.. Once Randy closes the distance and dirty boxes or puts him on his ass.. this fight is OVER..
Toney better hope he catches Randy early coming in.. Otherwise, he’ll gas regardless..
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
I doubt he hits hard than Liddell
Toney’s going to be relying on Finess here
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 22, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Only man I know who trains DRUNK
Couldn’t make out a word he said. What a loon.
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 22, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
lol
HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 22, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
funny thing is that
he wasn’t even training…he got all sweaty walking to the gym from his car…
Did anyone understand 5 words he said? lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
“scude me” thats 2
“pleez tee e-mess rye way” … i dont know how many that is.
do i get a prize?
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
"scude me" LOL
"THIS IS THE GREATEST UPSET IN THE HISTORY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!"
Gus Johnson will never live that down and it should never be forgotten.
Hello, 911? I have just committed murder
Operator: Against who?
Toney: The English Language.
"We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."
by Deuce02 on Jun 22, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
mucho mugambo? wtf?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
ha ha
funny shit
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 22, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Call your mothers and your fathers
Tell them D-Blocks coming!
Watched it again, it’s even funnier second time round. when he says byatch at the end of his fake call i nearly pissed my pants….!
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 22, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I called my dad and told him...he told me to stfu
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
I just did the same thing
They haven ‘t got a clue what i’m on about…..BYATCH!
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 22, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah 911? It's James Toney
I did it! D-Block! Byatch!
Seriously, this is my favourite video on Mania eva!
Third time I watched it now and I can make out some more words. It’s really hard to though when you can’t stop laughing!!!
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 22, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe you could help the rest of us out by providing a transcript.
Mark Hominik vs Josh Grispi
Winner fights Aldo. WEC is noice.
I'm working on it
A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky
by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 22, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i lol'd at mugambo also..
so i Googled it and the urban dictionary said it meant to do the nasty, dirty thing that people do lol
He reminds me....
He reminds me of how Rick James was talking in the interview, when he was on the Chappelle show.. ha
has anyone you've told about this fight cared?
the main response i get is “who?” or “HAHAHAHA thats retarded!!!”
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
Wait a minute.....
He signed with the UFC and he is still boxing?
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
Yes which is why i think if Overeem beats Fedor they'll let him fight in K1 and UFC
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
well, he’s techincally not taken any boxing matches during his UFC contract. the reason he’s even doing MMA is because he can’t get the boxing fights he wants. David Haye has not agreed to fight Toney, because Toney doesn’t deserve it. Toney’s dumb idea is to come beat Randy Couture and then use newfound recognition to get offered some bocxing matches
i don’t know if its a one fight contract. if it is, he can do whatever he wants after Couture. if its more than one, then he’s just spouting jibberish.
It's a 3 fight contract
I’m not resting until I’m officially Anderson Silva status.- Jon "Bones" Jones
well then he’s just spouting nonsense, even though he’s probably gonna lose and get cut. It’s hilarious that he’s calling out David Haye to begin with.
It actually kinda shows some balls that he wants to fight the 29 year old, natural HW, current WBA champ who’s on an absolute tear the last couple years. Unfortunately for Toney, David Haye is planning on fighting more legit opponents who havent been popped for ’roids twice. guys such as Audley Harrison and maybe one of the Klitscko brothers
you only say that because you can’t understand how awful the punch lines are that toney is trying to deliver.
I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08
I'm going to start being the BE or KidNate of commenters, I'm just going to copy and paste your comments and say "I agree & Dana White sucks!"
No, no. I think his statement is funnier; not comparing them as fighters. I like Toney, man. Root for him versus Couture.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
by Eduardo Cruz on Jun 22, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo, you better wrap up that nonsense James Toney
"The other shape,
If shape it might be call'd, that shape had none,
Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb;
Or substance might be call'd that shadow seem'd;
For each seem'd either; black it stood as night,
Fierce as ten furies, terrible as Hell,
And shook a dreadful dart; what seem'd his head
The likeness of a kingly crown had on.
Satan was now at hand; and from his seat
The monster, moving onward, came as fast
With horrid strides; Hell trembled as he strode."
-- John Milton
by O damn he got caught on Jun 22, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
My fav is the Boricua pulling that shit out on the judge while waiting for sentencing. Hilarious.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I must say...
this trash talk is pretty entertaining
from the rampage and rashad saga till now
"mucho mugambo"????
does this mean something in spanish, or is toney’s spanish worse than his english?
by Conan the Barbarian on Jun 22, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions
I think that's an African dialect meaning money.
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
All bullshit aside
Randy really needs to close the distance quick, because if he gives James one second to unload it’s over. Randy couldn’t box with Big Nog who has no head movement. James is slick, i think people will be surprised.
by MasterWhiteTiger on Jun 22, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
Do you actually
believe Randy will even give him a chance? This has Greco clinch and GNP written all over it.
I'm your huckleberry.
i am a big fan of Randy ..
but honestly I was very surprised when he took this fight on .. disappointed would be a strong word .. but I expect him to fight better fighters and refrain himself from freak shows.. he is way more talented than this.
Toney will be great for the UFC
In term of marketing! The guy talks tons of trash which is going to attract fans’s attention!
He’ll bring big numbers, that’s for sure!
I for one
Am looking forward to seeing how effective Randy’s boxing is against Toney. I realize that Randy will need to take this to the ground, but hopefully there will be a few stand up exchanges.
" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
Randy wins, unless
he stand with him for 15 seconds
911 emergency, there is an obese black man collapsed with exhaustion in the octagon. Bring the fire department aswell there seems to be a flash flood from this mans sweat.
"Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional." - Roger Crawford.
I can't hate on Toney
He knows what he’s doing. He’s getting a reaction out of people. He doesn’t care what MMA fans think cause he doesn’t care for MMA. He’s using it. Whether it works or not remains to be seen, but I respect his hustle. Plus he may not be legendary, but he was a good fighter with a heart of a champ. My ex knew him before he was famous and the dude struggled. He’s punch drunk…I can’t make fun of someone who’s that way BECAUSE they’ve fought like a warrior. Which it was a stupid warrior or not…a warrior none-the-less.
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
D-BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude's funny! I hope he beats that other old geezer to a pulp
WATCH KALIB RUN = MMA PIRATE at watchkalibrun.com
That's some funny sh1t!
His videos remind me of the stand-up by Eddie Murphy, “Delirious” back in the 80’s when Eddie was talking about James Brown lyrics. That said, I got randy by 1st round ref stoppage on the fround against the cage!
by Danas A Crossdresser on Jun 22, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
WHAT A THICK PIECE OF SH*T
Toney is. He WAS a great boxer. He IS a JOKE.
Although you can never rule out a lucky punch especially with 4oz gloves on, I’d love Randy to own this mug and dirty box his ass for 2 rounds then break his arm in the 3rd.
there is an apb on james toney. he could not wait until he fought randy couture.
i heard amw might do a segment on him.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Craig Thompson just might end up being a savvy guy if he gets the MWC to 12 teams. Hell is just a word, the reality is much much worse." Event Horizon". Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean, I mean plumb, mad dog mean. cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live or win. That's just the way it is. "The Outlaw Josey Wales". To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. "Training Day". Rashad will beat Rua b/c he is a far superior wrestler and a bad matchup for him. 2/1 odds. Josh Koscheck will dethrone Gsp and win the welterweight title. Last man to win a round vs Gsp. 2.9/1 odds on that too. Peace.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jun 22, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
James Toney
Is deplorable! Our sport needs this guy?? Come on Dana, what the F are you thinking? In what way do the fans or the fighters benefit by having this pompous A$$hole in the UFC?? Until this, I thought the UFC was staying away from the “dog and pony shows”. James toney will not last 2 minutes. What a waste of a fight for Randy. I’m surprised he took the fight. What does he have to gain? Why not have him fighting someone like Wand? How about Rashad???? I think Randy vs Rashad would be an excellent fight as Rashad won’t be able to hold Randy against the cage and bore us to tears! JAMES F’N TONEY SUCKS
what a tool
This dude is so stupid he struggles to speak his native language. He can hardly spit out sentences in English. The clearest words he said were in Spanish. Guy is really stupid if he thinks he can go in with just boxing and beat Randy. I guess it is a heavy weight fight as there is no way that Toney makes 205. I hope Randy takes him down with a big slam and then wins by brutal TKO.
Who the fuck cares about Toney's english
He STILL speaks better english than many other fighters in the UFC….. Anderson Silva comes to mind for one. Dude is a fighter not a fucking english major. Some of you just seem to like complaining about stuff like some stuffy old lady.
" Its a good thing you look good in that suit, cos that's all you're gonna be doing - wearing a suit."
remember you keep what you kill.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Craig Thompson just might end up being a savvy guy if he gets the MWC to 12 teams. Hell is just a word, the reality is much much worse." Event Horizon". Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean, I mean plumb, mad dog mean. cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live or win. That's just the way it is. "The Outlaw Josey Wales". To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. "Training Day". Rashad will beat Rua b/c he is a far superior wrestler and a bad matchup for him. 2/1 odds. Josh Koscheck will dethrone Gsp and win the welterweight title. Last man to win a round vs Gsp. 2.9/1 odds on that too. Peace.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jun 22, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Randy
I hope Randy, bends him over and spanks his ass, like he did to Tito.
Funny shit.
There should be subtitles when he speaks.
He sure is punchy.
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