Report: Kim Couture arrested for domestic violence after allegedly choking personal assistant

All I know about her is what I read on here

But she seems to be BAD news. Wasn’t there rumours of her being a prostitute or lap dancer?

What was paycheck thinking?

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by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 2, 2010 3:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Can’t be true. Her assistant would have ko’d her.

by can't spell anarchy on Jun 2, 2010 4:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

I seriously doubt this happened, it reeks of bullshit.

Too much talk about her “training” and her gym/team and reality show. Just a desperate attempt to grab some publicity.

Yoko Couture is bad for the sport, let her fade into obscurity already.

Mania, you need to stop running shit stories like this, makes you look like those half assers over at bloody elbow.

by SHORT_BUS on Jun 2, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions

Whats "bad" about prostitutes and lap dancers?

Please tell me because I am dying to know.

by Lester The Pimp on Jun 2, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions

Never said there was

I just said she was bad news.

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by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Jun 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Maybe this is why Randy split up with her… she kept beating him up :p

by zulu9812 on Jun 2, 2010 6:17 AM EDT reply actions

She didn’t like getting humped against the wall so she did something about it.

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by P-Dub on Jun 2, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

^Excellent^

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
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by freenow82 on Jun 2, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions

nice

by Phevos on Jun 2, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions

rec'd.

by pud333 on Jun 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Maybe she is the one that beat up Jenna

Open up the Shit Gates and where the Hell was Marv?

by BJPennfan on Jun 2, 2010 6:57 AM EDT reply actions

Whats that song by Buckcherry

“Crazy….

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by _Felix_ on Jun 2, 2010 7:23 AM EDT reply actions

'bitch' felix. its 'crazy bitch'

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 8:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

and this bitch is crazy

unless her and her assistant just had a sparing session that got a little rough.

never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do

by child on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions

I bet randy is pisssssed

that this this lil hussie is tarnishing his name…I know most people know they arent related by blood…or even married anymore..but damn…id be pissed..drop the name you unworthy opportunist

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 7:42 AM EDT reply actions

This will help his court case though

He won’t lose nearly as much money to her now that she’s been done for domestic violence. It looks like Randys love for young bimbos won’t cost him too much this time.

I can’t stand the bitch either, she is still trying to make money off the Couture name in MMA and has shown herself to be greedy and violent. And Sugar Free has to be the stupidest nickname in combat sports.

"Kimbo Slice sucks like I've been saying for the last few months, this fucking guy can't fight and he got knocked out in 13 seconds" (Dana White)
"The one thing we know about Kimbo Slice, this guy is a fighter, this guy will come to fight" (Dana White)

by David W-S on Jun 2, 2010 8:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

“The Nsane 1” is pretty close to it, if not worse. So is “J-Lau”.

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by Jackanapes on Jun 2, 2010 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions

haha...those are bad ones

Why is it everyone needs a nickname? I’d rather go nicknameless than have a dumbass one….“Christmas” gets points as well…but I think everybody knows its silly, and isn’t really serious, that’s why it works and he doesn’t et flamed for it….whi is the Nsane 1 again? I can’t remember

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 8:57 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Justin McCully.

I reckon “Rampage” is probably the best one.

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by Jackanapes on Jun 2, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions

Chris “The Cat Smasher” Leben was a good one.

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by MM_Eh on Jun 2, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Kos
Ken-Flo

live simply.

by Newfie3 on Jun 2, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions

guy, i'd most likely use a joke nickname too!

If I went serious, I’d be Daniel “The Cannibal” Worrrrrrby!!!

If not, I’d go for
Daniel “The dying Gerbil” Worrrrby!!! Or,
Daniel “Squishin kittens” Worrrrrrby!!! Or,
Daniel “Fruity Pebbles” Worrrrby!!!

Thumbs up.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

I have a few more suggestions for you, Worbz:

Daniel “The Rapist” Worby
Daniel “Date Rape” Worby
Daniel “The Shiv” Worby

Thoughts?

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by Jackanapes on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions

going by the number of dong recipient pics posted

I’d go for dainel “the man whore” worby…lol..no offence intended..I’d love to be able to claim that nickname

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

lol i say: call me what you wanna, just so long as she calls me

Giggity, giggity.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

KEN-FLO

by Jimbobb on Jun 2, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions

I know, it’s fucking shit.

He should have had Kenny “The DeLorean” Florian.

"And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME, WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

by Jackanapes on Jun 2, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions

she can have my last name... boiiiiiing!

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 8:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

First Ortiz now Couture… Hopefully Lesnar won’t beat her sweetie spouse.

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by Eduardo Cruz on Jun 2, 2010 8:25 AM EDT reply actions

This story is hilarious.

Female Tito anyone? I’d do her though…

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
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by freenow82 on Jun 2, 2010 8:26 AM EDT reply actions

i would hope so! otherwise whats that little guy hangin there for!?!

She’s got that bitch look. Hate fuck her! Love those! Lol spend so much time talking sh*t bout how you can’t stand to look at her, then ‘Bang!’, you’re in her before ya know it! Lol.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 8:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Its' true

All the haters start trolling around the women they verbally bashed all night once the beers start flow’n!

by U3O8man on Jun 2, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions

lol i try and have something before the dj says "last call for alcohol"

If not, then its mad scramble for whatever eggs need ovulating.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 8:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Why don't women have that philosophy?

Would have made my job at the end of the night a hell of a lot easier!

by U3O8man on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions

mad scramble...lol

Its best to do a few shots of something hard before you turn around to scan the lefotver pickins’…time to make a 4 or 5 believe she’s a 1o…fuck it..who am I kiddin…come 1:5o its usually a 2 or a 3

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 9:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

lol thatta boy! take one for the team.. or should i say take 'a one' for the team? A-YO!

I suck at hard liquor man! I’m all beers. When people buy me tequila shots I must look like a two year old who tripped and scratched his knee. Then when I slam the glass back down, half the time, the things still bloody half full, and I’m like “What the fuck?!? How did you do that?!?”, like the shot glass is to blame for my being a pussy.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Haha!

Same here worby, tequila just ain’t for me! Last time I tried to take a tequila shot I almost barfed all over the stripper before the lap dance.

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by MMACHAMP on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions

lol i just dont see the thing with shots man!

It costs the same for a bottle of beer. If I get a beer I can wander around and take 10-20 mins to finish it so, I got something in my hands and something to do (Don’t smoke). But, you do a shot, then walk away empty handed and they make me dry heave. Where’s the joy in paying for that type of punishment? Lol

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

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by P-Dub on Jun 2, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions

I've never banged a 10, but one night I banged 5 2's

by xquisitewretch on Jun 2, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions

one more reason i love tokyo

There is no last call…my nights usually ended at about 8am…and there’s no shortage or gorgeous women from all over the world any time of day or night in the clubs/bars…its a single mans parasdise I tell ya!

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 9:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

sounds awesome! dont the ppl there sketch u out ever?

Me and my buddy are thinking of saying ‘fuck ufc’, and saving $$$ for Japan and K1 instead. Better theatrical experience, and then if I miss some of it I won’t be as upset as if I missed some ufc fights. Man with that crazy broad screaming for all their intro’s? Dream or K1, I’d just be drunk as sh*t yelling and laughing. Love to see an Overeem Dream/K1 fight.

Oh and 8am? I’m 26 and that’s too old for me to do that. I’ve tried but I’m real lame in that dept. I’m done by 2 lol.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

man...japan is awesome

I spent few years there in the air force…started going to tokyo on the weekends and had the time of my life..its expensive, but well worth it…there’s so many hot women there..roppongi is like the party party district but the whole city has shit goin on 24-7…lemme kno if u have any questions, I reccomend it to anyone lookin for a fun time

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 9:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

really? sweet! i will ask for sure. i have no idea about anything for that area

Guy I’ve never left Canada, and only left my province (you guys call em a state) 2x! Fuck my life. Gonna be a huge culture shock! You wouldn’t have any sorta guess what a 4 day 3 night trip there would tally flights and partying and all included as a educated guess would you?

2k? 5k? 8k? Plz don’t say more. Lol

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

First time I went to Vegas, I was able to stay up drinking all the way to 7am,

but the second trip I couldn’t stat up past 2am. Those late nights catch up to you quick!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Jun 2, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions

yea i think if i ever went somewhere cool like that

I’d find it in me to stay out later. I do 3am sometimes, but I’m grumpy lol. I got the mental clock of a senior.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Those first trips to anywhere new and fun will always take you out..

of your normal comfort zone. NYC being the one exception. It is my hometown so for one reason or another whenever I get back to the city I am able to push my limits to further extremes because of all the different things to do, catching up with old friends, and discovering the new hot spots. I usually pay for it once I am on the plane and touching down in Tampa. Set up the man cave for a few days of recovery, daddys home!

I was a fool for ever doubting Shogun. I should be ashamed for never giving him a chance to get healthy. Shogun made Machida look B-level-Just like my bet made me look b-level!

by Da Monkey on Jun 2, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions

well im no travel agent but..

Flew back an forth a few times…round trip flight between 750 and a grand (decent price) little hotel rooms round 2oo a night in the city..little less on outskirts…so figure 2grand or so for flight and room…less if you r splittin hotel..cabs and food and everything costs more over there…plus tickets for whatever event you go to…I dunno…I’d say 4grand would be sufficient…all depends on flight price really

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 9:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

i know im irish, but i swear i got the jew in me too

Cause 4k is a lot to me lol. I just think ‘Well I could pay ____ off, and ____ off’, instead of partying for 4 days. Hate that I have that mentality. Hence why I’ve never been anywhere cool.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Why you gotta bag on my Chosen People? The Scots and Irish are both cheaper than we are.

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by P-Dub on Jun 2, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions

P-Dub, I am a member of the tribe also...

The Scots and Irish might be money conscious… but in terms of underlying ability/determination to preserve our hard-earned money NOONE beats us.

It’s just usually we have more of it, so in absolute numbers it might not seem that way. But relatively we are pretty damn cheap.

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
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by freenow82 on Jun 2, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions

ya but we like to fight and drink beer

While you study and scramble for your inhaler and bifocals.

Ginger!

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 10:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

btw..longest flight ive been on..

Was tokyo to new jersey…no stops…was over 16hrs on a damn plane..lucky I was wasted when I boarded so a good chunk of time was spent passed out

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 9:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

16 hours?!? Holy sh*t!!! Where did you masturbate?!?

I guess I’d try the bathroom, cause I don’t go 16 hrs without punching the one eyed ogre.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 10:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

lol

I wasn’t in much of a whackin mood..that was en route to pakistan..we went the loooong war around…from tokyo across the pacific an states to jersey…then across the atlantic to paris…then from paris to the U.A.E…..then on a cargo plane to pakistan…with only few hrs of ground time between flights…it was a long journey

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by salamagogo on Jun 2, 2010 10:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

but hey?!? what am i telling you this for?!? i am you!....

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 8:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

wtf dude, new pic again... how long can u possibly keep postin new chicks you banged every couple days without running out?

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
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by freenow82 on Jun 2, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions

lol well self,

Don’t expect it to stop soon. Lol my # is kinda disturbing. I defs don’t let them know my real # anyways, as I myself don’t really know. But I keep 90% of them as friends after too. Really, really helps.

Come party sometime! Ill get your dinky stinky for sure! (‘No homo’ is in need there).

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 8:59 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

hahaha If I am ever around your neck of the woods, I definitely will

I am envious of your conquesting abilities and would love to see them in action

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
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by freenow82 on Jun 2, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions

lol i got a pic of my current mission via her cell camera

But in all good conscience I cannot put it up til I have succeeded. What I need is to start getting some booty shots in underwear to keep up with some of these hot asses the other posters put in their pics. Yay fat bottomed girls!

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

lol in good conscience... you crack me up

…my current mission…

you are like a pickup green beret. a condom is the weapon of choice, close quarters the deployment area, alcohol the artillery support

I can’t believe Rashad ‘Sugad’ all over Rampage at 114. Quittin Jackson was a bad choice from the start and I think he needs to now consider retirement. Fedor too!
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by freenow82 on Jun 2, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions

condoms... yeaaaaa.... about that....

Awkwarrrrrd…

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 9:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

haha easy there quagmire...

gotta keep the little guy clean. otherwise future missions might be compromised

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by freenow82 on Jun 2, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions

i know i know, but i just cant do it

Feels so lame. Anytime I ever even tried, after like 5 pumps I’m like “Fuck this, you’re on birth control right?”, and off it goes. I know its stupid, but I pray that the hotter she is, the less diseased. So dumb. But hey, I don’t claim to be a genius.

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 10:00 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

5 pumps?

You must be in the industry.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Jun 2, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions

hahahahhaha even if its just the condom that got me that far?

And after it comes off I max out at 6 total?

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 10:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

That must be why you have to bang all different chicks, because none of them go back for seconds.

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by P-Dub on Jun 2, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions

oh they come back for seconds

Like 10 more seconds! Yes!

But for real, I am a weird one, if the sex is really good, and they let me do whatever I want to em, I can stay stiff after I bust, and go a long time and bust 2x in the same session. I didn’t think I was alone in this, but after talking to like everyone since I blab before I think, I’ve found I’m a rare breed. Lol pump n blow, light stays green so go go go!

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by daniel worby on Jun 2, 2010 10:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions