War Machine bar fight video hits the news; Former UFC fighter hits the slammer
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 18, 2010 8:33 PM EDT
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Then this via Twitter:
"Weak! Looks like Ill be doing a year in San Diego County jail. Prolly gonna go in about 2 weeks..ugh. Gonna be SO boring! No delicious food, no training, no wifee, no friends. Whatever tho when I get out my partners and I will be opening our sick gym in Austin Texas and Ill be righ back to fighting. Jail is DUMB. All it does is press the PAUSE button on your life. What's it supposed to teach you? Anyway, who knows some bad ass books I should read!?"
Does the punishment fit the crime?
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Have a good weekend Boys
e. a. c. e
HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 18, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Can we be done with Whore Machine already?
Seriously, I don’t need to know what this oxygen thief is up to, let him fade further into obscurity already. Add Junkie Browneye to the list of shit heads we don’t need to hear about anymore as well.
Hey they took away the poll LOL
“Does anyone really give a fuck about WarMachine”
Yes
No
Herpes
last night when i left, herpes was actually in the lead.
hence GOLDOGGAH’s reply below
HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 19, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Every time a fanpost gets promoted the poll gets dropped.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
i posted a brock trianing with randy vid the other day
and the “ABM vs Pain Train” poll stayed (tho the one here obviously wouldnt )
sometime i forget theres more posters here outside of the few dozen that normally converse but then a frontpage poll gets like 2K votes lol
last i saw it, was 51% in favor of carwin.
HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 19, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? Huh. 2K votes? Good God.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
was a little off
just looked in my fanpost
ABM vs Pain Train Who Wins
48%
Brock
777 votes
51%
Carwin
839 votes
1616 votes
HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 19, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
screwed up the copy/paste lol but still 1616 votes means theres alot more traffic all the time then i thought.
it was a late night thread too.
WAR MANIA
(lol)
HellaHectic, KOS, and Rashad gang-banged my mom.
by SouthCaliStunNa on Jun 19, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i hate bouncers their always sucker punching people and shit, and now that mma is popular all of them think they can choke people out. Any way fuckem they love to think their billy bad ass and then look they cry like girls. and cops
Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?
Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.
Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.
Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
@bellio
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Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Lol. Is whore machine the 1st one that got clocked?!
=D
by d*locc on Jun 19, 2010 12:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yea the punishment fits the crime
Especially since he has prior’s. As a “professional” fighter they need to conduct themselves as such or they don’t deserve to call themselves professionals
by Wingblade on Jun 18, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
what a fuckin putz
i dunno whats worse, the fight tape of his idiocy or the quote which shows how stupid he really is. how can he continue to trump this shit? moron
*ABM*
Wor Wor binks was Star Worbs best character.
Stick him against Carwin
Let him wake up after each whack and start again.
This guy doesn’t even know that what he did was wrong. Fuck him.
Anderson Silva will fall via brutal Republican dry-humping.
by Johnny WF on Jun 18, 2010 11:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I thought this fucker was already in jail?
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
I’m glad that War machine kicked a security guards ass. Mostly all security guards swear up and down that they are the baddest mofos around. They dont give a shit about how bad they slam or knock out people every week at the club. Hopefully it shows them that they cant be messing with people especially that crazy ass War Machine.
Seriously?
Some people here actually side with this dumb ass…Amazing.
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is it?
Is it just me or is it impossible to tell who is who in this strumash?? I dont have the volume here though?
And even now he doesn't get it
His comment starting with “WEAK” proves that he doesn’t get it. A year of his life in jail is a mere inconvenience? It’s a disgrace.
Psychology
Basically, this guy seems to have some serious emotional and psychological problems. Based on his behaviors and the quote he made, leads me to think that he has some deep seeded issues and needs to be put on medication. Now, I’m not saying that we should forgive the guy, but let’s show a little bit of empathy here. It is possible that he went through some trauma growing up, but again that’s not an excuse. Finally, his quote seems to me like he is trying to save face and tricking himself into believing that the jail time will be easy.
This dude sucks at life
This dude belongs in prison, and should stay there.
There are douchebags, and then there are guys like War Machine that serve no good purpose in life.
If he catches herpes, chlamydia, and syphilis from the butt-rapings, I still wont feel bad for him.
LOL...uh
Damn man. If you ask me, he’s just a stupid young person, who will learn a lesson or two in JAIL. But anyway, your comment definitely made me laugh…Silly man.
by i_am_awesome_o on Jun 20, 2010 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions
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