Kimbo Slice: 'I'm gonna grind your meat up,' Matt Mitrione, at UFC 113 (Video)
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I figured this post was worth some photoshop fun!

by JimmieGreens on May 8, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that is funny and true
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood". Hell is just a word, the reality is much much worse." Event Horizon". Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean, I mean plumb, mad dog mean. cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live or win. That's just the way it is. "The Outlaw Josey Wales". "And that's just what these hustlers look for. They cruise from casino to casino looking for weak players the way lions look for weak antelope". Ace Rothstein, The Movie "Casino" 1995.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 8, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
by SouthCaliStunNa on May 8, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
No man should grind another man's meat.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
"A right straight, a left cross..." huh?
someone’s gotta tell Kimbo those are the same punches. They can’t be thrown one after the other dummy.
MMA is Life
LOL
His phrasing was backwards.. but they’re not one in the same..
A “straight right” is a straight punch or “jab”..
A left cross is a hook with the “off hand”..
Far from one in the same..
He just miss phrased the term by calling it “right straight”…
8-29-09
Keith Jardine is now known as "The Dean of Antihistamine" because he is always sleeping early in fights..
nope
a cross is just a punch from your rear hand, you come across your own body. A hook is a hook a lead hook is a hook from the lead hand, and a jab is a straight punch from the lead hand. right straight is how bass ruten talks it has rubbed off on kimbo
I hope he knocks Mitrione's ass out.
I didn’t like the way Mitrione seemed to dog Kos in Dana’s video blog the other day. That was really strange how he stared him down hard as Kos walked by him. What was up with that sh*t? WTF does Matt Mitrione think he is?
kimbos head condom FTW
"Theres only two things you need to know about me: I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and im innocent until my guilt is proven"
by dangerdunphy on May 8, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Obviously I do. And so did several other guys who pointed it out.
Wandering what the story is behind that because it definitely didn’t look normal. Enquiring minds want to know.
Kimbo will drop this assclown!
Matt has done nothing! i dont think he can fight at all to be quite honest with u. If i saw him in a club id have no problem fightin him even after seein his body of work… now Kimbo on the other hand…. Id probly Stab him in a bar fight. haha, but in all seriousness.. Kimbo is an all around better fighter than him. Anyone wanna bet? i have a paypal account
Awesome pic!
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
The only way Kimbo wins is if Mitrione takes a dive
Kimbo fights are always iffy, UFC might be the “cleanest” of organizations but when you have a guy who draws more people than Lesnar then youre going to make that guy win.
Whos with me?
by Lester The Pimp on May 8, 2010 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
Would we be that interested in Mitrione if he wasn't fighting Kimbo?
Mitrione should feel pretty lucky to make the main card.
by JimmieGreens on May 8, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
exactly why i bet on kimbo. kimbo has charisma and star ppv status.
mitrione can barely speak and looks the part of ex nfl player meathead.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood". Hell is just a word, the reality is much much worse." Event Horizon". Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean, I mean plumb, mad dog mean. cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live or win. That's just the way it is. "The Outlaw Josey Wales". "And that's just what these hustlers look for. They cruise from casino to casino looking for weak players the way lions look for weak antelope". Ace Rothstein, The Movie "Casino" 1995.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 8, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Not with you
Kimbo is a draw but the UFC is soooo fine without him…infact 2 straight losses and Kimbo will be gone..and if the UFC ever got caught with shaddy deals, it would sink the ship, so why even bother when ur on top already with no near contenders. Real fights with real outcomes are always better than anything fixed
seriously?
so you’re automatically disqualifying any win kimbo may achieve in the future by citing foul play? if he loses, then he’s a 1 dimensional nobody who needs to leave, but if he wins its because the UFC fixed the fight and NOT because he’s been training hard and trying to evolve? I’m sorry Lester, I’m not with you. When 2 people fight someone DOES win most of the time.
ralph just laid out exactly whats going to happen, good job buddy
youre right… IF he wins, it was a pay off… if he loses, if confirms what we already know, hes a loser who made his name beating people up on youtube… maybe those guys were paid off as well LOL kimbo is the biggest joke in mma
by xquisitewretch on May 8, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i kinda like kimbo. despite da hicups hes had he seems like a humble guy. mitrione on da other hand needs 2 get sparkeddd out. i hate tht guy and hes sucha a weirdo. but da guy can hit. he made scott junk look silly and no1 even expected dat from him. hope kimbo beats his ass. i felt sooo bad wen he beat big baby marcus. kimbo do it 4 ur team man. and do it 4 da hole cast at tuf 10 coz no1 liked this mitrione fool.
Rooting for KIMBO
After TUF we got to see that Kimbo seems like a pretty great guy, a humble guy who is trying to develop into a mixed martial artist. He is a monster, 225 lbs of muscle. I think most people who watched TUF (even though it was a pretty poor season compared to the others) will be rooting for Kimbo in this one. The most surprising thing is looking back on his EliteXC days if you had bet me big money that one day I’d be rooting for Kimbo in a MMA main card, I would’ve taken the bet without a second thought. I was a pretty big anti-Kimbo in the days when he was EliteXC’s poster boy. TUF was the best move Kimbo could’ve made for his career, I’m pulling for him now. Get the KO Kimbo!
What we do in life echoes in eternity
Libera nos a malo
i dont think he draws more ppl 2 mma than lesnar. lesnar is the type of guy dat every1 wants 2 see fight. all pro wrestling fans and even mma fans that apprieciate the guys ability. he isnt jus big. the guy is very talented. and u dont see many ppl that size and move like a lightweight. thats y every1 wants to see lesnar coz the guys jus superman or sumin. i like kimbos fights becoz all he knows is how 2 punch. so u gonna be garanteed 2 see atleast 2-3 nice shots
seems like theres more Kimbo videos than anything..
between him and the Kos/Daley feud
John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez
kos/daley
dont have a feud. they’re hyping a number 1 contenders fight, knowing they will attempt to commandeer that hype into the TUF reality show.
its all business. $$$
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
by SouthCaliStunNa on May 8, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
those are some happy african americans!
by xquisitewretch on May 8, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Edit: Those are some happy Black People
People of color is also acceptable….
us European-Americans LOVE our mayonnaise on wheat bread……
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
by SouthCaliStunNa on May 8, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i laughed :0
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
by SouthCaliStunNa on May 8, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
'im gonna grind your meat up'
Fruity Pebbles down at the local titty bar said that to me while she was putting her prosthetic leg back on and “tucking” whatever that means…
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 2:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
fruity pebbles........
thats what my girlfriend is called , and she said she worked at burger king, and not at a titty bar….
by freedomthrtyfve on May 8, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm does she have a prosthetic leg and...
…a tattoo of a gopher carrying a beer scurrying to her asshole which is meant to look like a gopher hole?
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 2:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yes. its on like donkey kong. lets do thissss
Lol pic and sig?
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 3:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
a week starting monday morning?
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 4:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i've a good bet for you 2...
the loser has to eat a ghost chilli and post the video on here in a fan post………..
that would be really cool, and take things to a new level, rather than just silly sig and picture changes, and would earn you eternal kudos and respect on this site…… what do you say????
by freedomthrtyfve on May 8, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
no eating shit or anything though..........
this could really take off, i think its a good idea…..
by freedomthrtyfve on May 8, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ghost chili it's a hell no for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tRq8ExAHzk&feature=youtube_gdata
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
lol, ive got that one on my blog, really funny
by freedomthrtyfve on May 8, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You have a blog?!?
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
ya i find tomatoes spicy soooo no go
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 5:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yes, but its shit, and only in its embriotic stages....
my mind is a strange thing, and is not for everyone, but i think its fun, freedomthrtyfve.blogspot.com
by freedomthrtyfve on May 8, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
deal pennfan i got Cote
Free35 what you talkin bout? Lol what’s a chili ghost? And I don’t have a camcorder or webcam sooo I’m out for this round on that idea.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 4:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
it makes it more interesting than a sig change....
have you got a camera on your phone? use that………
its the way forward, all future bets should be made in that format …….lol, would be so much fun….
by freedomthrtyfve on May 8, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
no, thats my sister....
wait……shit, sorry, yeah thats her, i forget she’s my sister aswell sometimes…….
by freedomthrtyfve on May 8, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
brother, you're lucky your my pa too or i'd keel youu
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 3:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I got love for Kimbo though shit he is a true fighter came from nothing.
now look at him glass jaw or not we will see tonight..Dana said he would get a different type of contract after the ultimate fighter so u know he gotta eat..
"Shumminina Shoulda Bought A Honda!" KATT WILLIAMS
new thread pleeeeez
:D
I’m getting tattooed and I got nothing busy to comment on… Poor me…
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 4:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
naw i dont need that...
Maybe I’m bein’ a bit of a big baby, hey Champ?

3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 5:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha, but I like this one better.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
A baby pic worby.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
how dare you call me a ginger!
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 5:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yesterday on FB, i joined the group
“That awkward feeling you get when a Ginger speaks without permission”
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
by SouthCaliStunNa on May 8, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i swear most UKians are gingers
Hmmm
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on May 8, 2010 6:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
did i ever show you guys my pumpkin from last Halloween?

Open up the Shit Gates and where the Hell was Marv?

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