Moosin weigh in results for 'God of Martial Arts' on May 21
And "The Maine-iac" is only five pounds lighter than he was for his Ray Mercer fight...
Main card:
Tim Sylvia (305) vs. Marius Pudzianowski (273)
Travis Wiuff (253) vs. Josh Barnes (262)
Travis Lutter (185) vs. Rafael Natal (185)
Yves Edwards (157) vs. Mike Campbell (156)
Tara LaRosa (129) vs. Roxy Modafferi (128)
Preliminary card:
Ho Jin Kim (196) vs. Lukasz Jurowski (214)
Ralph Johnson (171) vs. Forrest Petz (170.5)
Matt Lee (170.5) vs. Brett Oteri (175.5)
Fred Belleton (185) vs. Anthony Lapsley (185)
Paul Barry (245) vs. Stipe Miocic (241)
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wow timmy at 305? hes really letting himself go!
by xquisitewretch on May 20, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
did he keep his shirt on?
tru sign of a fat guy
l'm not afraid of anybody. Especially not Nick Diaz. -GSP
Yeah out of shape again
He will probally lose to another gifted rookie MMA fighter.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
lol @ Mariusz being a gifted MMA rookie
but props to Timmah for going on the scale wearing his white socks.
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on May 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Does Tim even train anymore?
Is he training for these fights, or has he just kind of given up and making what money he can off of name recognition? I know he said that he expects puds to gas after 45 seconds, but I would relly like to hear a " I’ve really started re dedicating muself" or " I am in the best shape I’ve been in a long time." , which is obviously not the case. Would like to hear what Militech has to say about Timmay’s current mma situation.
He probably realises that if Pudz does gas around 45 seconds that there’s a 10 second window for him to throw a KO before he gases himself….
305. That’s shameful for a professional.
by can't spell anarchy on May 21, 2010 2:14 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And he wants back into a major MMA organization
Timmeh has sucked at life for a long time, but he’s balls deep with the sucking now. I hope he loses this fight in embarrassing fashion and we never hear from him again.
It’s a shame he cant go try his luck on Blind Date again.
I do not get timmy
As much as I have made fun of him, he really is not a bad fighter when he comes in shape. When he first go to the UFC, he had somme muscle on him. He was still funny looking but he was cut up a little. He is better than guys give him credit for but he brings it on himself when he comes in at 305 pounds. He may just not care anymore. He did make 750,000 on the one fight with Fedor and made several hundred thousand in the ufc. That is not counting sponsors. Maybe he just does not care anymore
You gotta take into account how much of that money he was surely spending on female escorts to play with his dingy while he wore his championship belt.
A lot of prostitutes out there prolly feelin pretty bad about gettin with this guy, even for money.
u know he looked ripped cos he was on roids yeh
thats how he lost his belt in the 1st place
by couldn't get me old name on May 21, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
No wonder he's so injury prone
"Kimbo Slice sucks like I've been saying for the last few months, this fucking guy can't fight and he got knocked out in 13 seconds" (Dana White)
"The one thing we know about Kimbo Slice, this guy is a fighter, this guy will come to fight" (Dana White)
he's a great player.
he became historic this weekend when he beat Roger, breaking the all-time record with his 18th masters title. First player to win all 3 clay court masters in a year and first to win 3 straight masters events.
also Brizzle T, it’s Nadal haha :)
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damn i thought i was the only one on this site who watched tennis
i think i just upped my homo status by admitting that…roger has been the fedor of tennis for years…hes the greatest player in the history of the sport…yet nadal is like 14-7 (i think) against him…shit is funny….
and i guess that makes venus williams the cyborg of womens tennis….i keep up more with women’s tennis..
im a huge fan of melanie oudin..cause she lives bout 12 miles from me in marietta georgia and ive been to see her practice several times….back during the us open we would go to this bar out in marietta in her hometown and we’d watch her compete on the big screen and the place was a madhouse…several members of her family and friends of hers were there…shit was ill…she hasnt done very good though this year unfortunately…
but man i be LOVING me some Caroline Wozniacki..
just sayin
you know you're having some good sex when you start planning what you're gonna say in the 911 call afterwards...
HellaHectic - banned from over 30 sites and counting...
Nadal's an awesome player, I'm just worried about his career longevity because of his reckless style
Injuries have affected his recent form so it’s great to see him playing at his best again. His matches with Federer have included some classics, that Wimbledon final was the best tennis match I’ve ever seen.
"Kimbo Slice sucks like I've been saying for the last few months, this fucking guy can't fight and he got knocked out in 13 seconds" (Dana White)
"The one thing we know about Kimbo Slice, this guy is a fighter, this guy will come to fight" (Dana White)
nice story there, Hella. Melanie should have a bright future on the tour.
I mostly just follow the results and news during the year, but i make sure to never miss one of the grand slams it’s just too good to miss. I think it’s great to follow different sports, gives u some perspective on things which is always good..
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Rafa’s style is most likely going to stop him from being where he is now in 5 yrs. Having a smooth and technical style sure gives u a better chance at having a long and healthy career, in all sports really.
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If you're a tennis fan I suggest
you read “Open”. It’s the new book by andre agassi. Even if you’re not a fan, it’s a really good book. It’s extremely well written. The same author that wrote this for andre wrote the best seller, “the tender bar”
I heard Agassi is just talking shit throught the whole book...
and has nothing positive to say about any other players.
And he describes his drug addiction in detail. Prolly interesting read, that guy was always a character.
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
He talks about how vastly different
him and Sampras are. Both as people and as tennis players. I wouldn’t say he talks too much shit. Of course there people he doesn’t like. The book really shows you what he had to go through and overcome to make it where he did. I wasn’t a big agassi fan but i got the book as a gift. Turned out to be really good read.
yea, thx man.
I don’t read much but that would be interesting, Andre was one of my big favorites back in the day.
traveling the world all year long every year and checking in and out of hotel’s while spending the majority of your days on the court won’t give you much of a life and it will burn u out both physically and mentally.
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pretty sure he was supposed to be on the card also... might be the next card
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
Their is no 265 pound weight limit in this org.
by John Rosencrans on May 21, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
I think tim was 315 in the mercer fight…
by John Rosencrans on May 21, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he looks good at 305.
Almost looks anorexic(sp?).
This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S
Rooting for Sylvia
I couldn’t stand timmy in the UFC, now i kinda feel bad for him. This will be the first time i’ve ever wanted him to win!
tims so fat he gets a shower at a car wash
by couldn't get me old name on May 21, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Tim is so fat that if he jumps he might get stuck in the air.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Tim is so fat that if a car tries to go around him on the street it will run out of gas.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Tim is so fat that he bleeds spaghetti sauce.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Tim is so fat that you have to throw flour on him just to find the wet spot.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Wait...What?
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
gnp
tim is getting embarassingly knocked out.
formerly JB, trying to figure out this whole new SB deal. oh, and another thing; i'm not impressed by your performance.
Pudzian was 283lbs two weeks ago
Maybe it’s true was he said in interviews that he was training to be in the best form for this fight. The fight with Kawaguchi was treated lighter.
Mariusz weight
1 fight: 282 lbs
2 fight: 283lbs
3 fight: 273lbs (-10lbs)
pozdrowienia z Polski / greetings from Poland
Know nothing about Poland = http://www.cracked.com/funny-200-poland
Butterbean fight cancelled
The MA commision would not regulate the Butterbean vs. Byers exhibition for charity. Byers has never fought in MMA.
haha makes sense
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
If I owned the organization I would set my fight up with a newb.
This is what happens when you bet on a loser like Cote, I should have listened to David W-S
why are people making such a big deal about syvlia being 305lb… obviously he hasn’t cut any weight and i bet hes was probably around this weight during his ufc days….. sylvia by 2nd tko
I don’t think Tim was cutting 50 lbs in UFC. He was probably walking around @ 285 back then.
by JpB J2 on May 21, 2010 8:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
cause he apparently shit himself during the fight with Assuerio Silva
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
no chance dude...and as I fan I even hope they don't if they get the chance
we need a rebuild, and Bosh is not going to cut it as a stand-alone franchise player. Bosh should go where he can play with one of the other great free agents like Wade or Lebron.
Apparently he agreed to a sign-and-trade though, which would be great for us since then we can possibly unload one of the shit contracts we are holding like Calderon or Turkoglu, and maybe even get someone in return. As opposed to just letting go of Bosh and getting absolutely nothing.
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
Kind of what i was thinking...
Although I think Bosh is a lot better, he reminds me of Lamar Odom. Had trouble winning by himself but when placed in a smaller role with the Lakers has really excelled (even though I hate the Lakers). This offseason is really going to be interesting.
Ya dude, I can't wait for the moves in the offseason
That russian billionaire owner of the Nets is definitely gonna make something happen in NJ. I predict Lebron ending up there and possible Amare or Wade.
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
i thought Tim would win this one easy. But if he is coming in at 305 i will have to stay away from any bets lol
Open up the Shit Gates and where the Hell was Marv?
I remember why I didn’t watch all the UFCs several years ago. Because imposters like this dude were headlining cards, and I’m like, “Wait, this fat guy is good?”. Ah well. Does make you think, though. Back then, people actually thought he was legit? Mind-boggling
Behave with confidence
In his defense, Tim was in shape during his prime and had a good stand up game with solid TD defense.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
+1 and he was always fun to watch
The Demolition Man Rises! I am but a fool non believer. I’m so sorry BZ and NNR – Apparently Horsemeat sandwhiches do make you a F*n Destroyer!
Uberreem > Brock & Fedor in 2011.
But postpubescent didnt see him then so he wouldnt know :)
Open up the Shit Gates and where the Hell was Marv?
I have to say more out of defence of the women I date then Tim
305 is not that fat for a guy that tall.

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