UFC 113 after party pics from 'Machida vs Shogun 2' via CombatLifestyle.com.
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is that buffer?
im a little slurred….its always crazy to see him pimped out…dressin like he 28..
yall i pulled my hamstring while ago while driving home from work cause i had to shit..can u believe that shit? crazy story…
so i had a lean cuisine meal…salsberry steak…about 30 mins later when im getting ready to leave i feel my stomach start bubbling and im like…should i shit here or can i make it home?…so i decide ima drive home cause i had the new arianny maxim in my car and didnt want to go out and get it and bring it back in….so i get in the car to head home…bad move….
so i get about a mile away from work and that steak just hit me…my stomach starts bubbling like crazy…and i still gots a 20 minute ride…so my stomach is all gurgling and im clinching my ass cause that steak is all like “yo im bout to come out and there aint shit you can do about it” so i start digging my left leg into the floor…tryna get extra leverage to clinch my ass to keep from shitting myself…
so i get like 5 mins from my apt…and its the worst ive ever had to shit in my life so my leg starts digging harder and harder and i feel like my leg is about to go through the floor and into my motor,….and suddenly my foot slips and i feel a sharp pain in my hamstring…and i swear i was just one vicious clinch away from shitting myself cause i let out a loud scream….i reach a redlight and knew i wasnt gonna make it if i stopped so i ran that shit…and nearly hit a minivan….
and i finally reach my apt…and i jump out and nearly fall cause my leg is all fucked up…and i make it to my apt my door and open the door..and my friend missy is there and i bust in like ludacris singing “move bitch get out the way get out the way get out the way” and make it to the bathroom and nearly collapse cause my leg gets out right before i hit the toilet…and some of the shit lands on the rim cause i couldnt hold it any longer nor could i hold my balance…so as i sat down i sat down in some of my own shit…which i didnt give a fuck at this point…
then i start unloading like the dude from dumb and dumber…i mean it was pouring out…but what was confusing is that the salsberry steak meal was only like 400 calories yet i swear i shit 2500 calories…how the fuck does that happen…and the weird thing is that i never shit round my friend missy so that shit was awkward…so i jump up and turn on the facet like i had just took a piss and was washing my hands and i yelled to her….“yo you think you can maybe go get us some beer or something?” and shes like “yea i guess”…that way i could finish my business and clean up before she noticed….
but now my hamstring is all fucked up and i can hardly walk…goddamn i never had to shit that bad…
but anyway, back to the thread…
the only thing i hate about these links is that the photoalbums only have like 8 pics on each page so you got to constantly keep clicking to the next page…shit is always some cool pics though…but buffer is always cracking me up tryna dress like 40 years younger…
you know you're having some good sex when you start planning what you're gonna say in the 911 call afterwards...
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yo i know that is a long story about me nearly shitting myself while ago while driving home all because i wanted to read the new maxim magazine
so dont read it if you get bored easy, now that i posted it that shit is long as hell…the fucked up thing is that i left the maxim in my car so i had to shit without reading the issue…so i went through all that torture for nothing…i should have just shit at work…
you know you're having some good sex when you start planning what you're gonna say in the 911 call afterwards...
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by HellaHectic on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude... You're lucky!!!
I hit every stop light on my way home!!!! I drive an h2 so I have some leg room to lock my leg out… But I still didn’t make it! I had to get rid of that uniform cause of due to the sewage!
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by gogomaplata on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Funny ass shit Hella!
I can’t say I haven’t had a close call before.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
The last magazine I bought was the first UFC magazine last year.
What’s wrong with buying magazines?
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
nothing
I was just surprised. I may thumb through when I bring my son to borders, but I think the last magazine I bought was cigar aficionado last year.
yea man i never buy magazines...but this was just one i got for the hell of it, i mean i already had dl all the pics online
but fuck it, it was arianny and it was kinda like supporting ufc so i didnt really mind…its kinda like when i go out and actually BUY the cds of bands i actually care about just to support them even though ive already dl all their songs from torrents or whatever…i mean i may buy like 4 cds a year…at the most….and its bands that i actually care about…just to support them…like ill always buy the chili peppers and a couple others even if i already have them…just to support them..same with the arianny issue
you know you're having some good sex when you start planning what you're gonna say in the 911 call afterwards...
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by HellaHectic on May 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
I hit every stop light on my way home!!!! I drive an h2 so I have some leg room to lock my leg out… But I still didn’t make it! I had to get rid of that uniform cause of due to the sewage!
I can’t say I haven’t had a close call before.
oh believe me man, there have been a couple times when i didnt make it home, but im just not gonna talk about those
you know you're having some good sex when you start planning what you're gonna say in the 911 call afterwards...
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by HellaHectic on May 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
who the hell is in these pictures?
I only recognized buffer, cote, goldy and marcus davis…rest of these people I have no clue who they are?
......
Mitrione(sp) looks like a big dork.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
lol
“I’m with these guys” haha
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by PrettyBoyy91 on Feb 18, 2010 2:06 PM PST
haha he is great. I love how much he enjoys fighting
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I think it's cool because Matt is having so much fun! You know he doesn't have many friends and you can just tell that he's happy because he is accepted.
I never understood picking on someone because they are dif. Matt seems like a good guy and I couldn’t be happier for him!!! And I’m sure that he will never forget this night!
that was my first thought
Never once hated Mitrione. In the house or anything. I think he’s hilarious. I rooted for him against Kimbo and didn’t doubt once, that he would win. I’m a big fan of his, and although I don’t hold my breath that he’ll mount to much, I’ll more than likely be pulling for him in all his bouts.
I love BJ Penn
by daniel worby on May 12, 2010 9:31 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I never understood why people hated him either. I thought he was funny in the house. Is he strange? He’s fucked up like a Football-bat. I think a lot of that was for show and to mess with people. He seems like a nice guy to me.
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Same here
I was definitely going for Mitrione as much as I didn’t really want Kimbo to lose. Mitrione’s press conference and interviews impressed me. He seems to have a good head on his shoulders. Just seems he’s more of the loner or “small group” type to me. He seems like a cool cat, humble, and well put together mentally. TUF never really shows you a good picture of the cast anymore because everyone is so worried about being on camera or what others will think about them.
On being champion - "The best thing that’s come out of me being champ is I got a chance to meet Beyonce, so I’m happy about that. That was my lucky day, 7/7/07." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
I agree
Matrionne looks like and sounds like and acts like I guy i went to school with. He seems like just a decent guy that was given a big body and athleticism.
I'm not hating on the guy but he does look like a guy that just showed up to the party uninvited. haha!
I thought he was hilarious on the show especially when he said he had talked to his wife on his mind, fucking hilarious. I can’t say I’m a fan of the guy but I’m also not a hater.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
champ i didnt take it as hate either
Just poking fun. And I agree with all of what was said. Kinda a ‘loner type’ that’s really a good guy once you get to know him. Means well, but may be a bit much to handle in large doses. But if someone’s messin’ with him, you’d be the first to step up and tell them to ‘back off’.
Lol then let him fight the battle since he’s way bigger and more experienced.
I love BJ Penn
by daniel worby on May 12, 2010 1:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Cool
We’re all on the same page.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
i hope nobody is drinking machida's urine at this party? lol.
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by wolfmanshowlforever on May 12, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
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