Paul Daley: 'For 10 points, name that clown with the stupid hair who is the only guy to ever get KTFO by Paulo Thiago'
by Jesse Holland on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 AM EDT
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Okay, if we are doing this, let’s talk about his style. He’s not that great a wrestler. His takedowns have been stuffed by almost every opponent he’s faced. He can’t kick-box for crap, not if his life depended on it. If he tries to stand with me for even a second, I fear for his well-being. His ground and pound is crap. If he grounded and pounded me in my sleep he’d barely have enough power in his punches to wake me up. His subs are based on his strength; the technique is almost non-existent. He’s a good athlete and is strong, but I am so much stronger. I’m a different species than him. His subs just won’t work on me. Forget it, Fraggle. Knock me out? Too funny. People with glass chins shouldn’t throw stones. I don’t have a BJJ black belt, but I am sure I hit a little harder than Paulo Thiago, who almost decapitated Kos like a geek in a horror film. Thiago is a tough dude and a top contender I would love to fight, but the black and white of it is he’d never scored a knockout before he sparked Kos out and he’s not scored one since. It’s a trivia question: 'For 10 points: Name that clown with the stupid hair who is the only guy to ever get KTFO by Paulo Thiago?'"
British brawler Paul Daley has an unflattering skill assessment of perennial welterweight contender, Josh Koscheck, who he meets at the upcoming UFC 113 event from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, on May 8. "Semtex" is as confident as they come and the heavy-handed welterweight striker has been able to back it up with two lethal performances since making his promotional debut. He torched the title hopes of Martin Kampmann with a first round technical knockout at UFC 103: "Franklin vs. Belfort" and then brutalized grappling whiz Dustin Hazelett at UFC 108: "Evans vs. Silva" with a crushing knockout in his most recent performance. Is "Kos" the final hurdle before a 170-pound title fight? Or is Daley in for a rude awakening in Montreal?
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Quite possibly
The greatest quote in the history of this site
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
agreed
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
The trivia question........
made me roflmfa………….
Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Now THAT is some top notch smack talk!!!!
Daley and Hardy both know how to lay the verbal smack down.
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
by ViolentMike on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
There were several great one liners in there.
“People with glass chins shouldn’t throw stones.” LOLOLOL
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
by ViolentMike on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
That's why he'd be way better tuf coach.
You know GSP don’t want any of that trash talk. He’d roast him into eternity before Rush feeds him into a woodchipper.
by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Apr 27, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
All the smack talk and the photoshop contest on the UG have been entertaining.......
But lets be real for a minute, the second that bell rings we all know what’s going to happen: Koscheck is going to take Daley down and pound the shit out of him. Daley’s nick name should be “the turtle” because once he’s on his back it’s all over.
The photoshops are funny though
what is Tito showing us there with his fingers?
His pecker size
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
by PSYQO78 on Apr 27, 2010 11:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
those are pretty funny shortbus lol
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nice
Is that a muppet?
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
by Jamie The Peach Hunter on Apr 27, 2010 12:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
its a Fraggle
But yeah, basicaaly the same thing
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
by PSYQO78 on Apr 27, 2010 12:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wow!!!
this is some of the best smack talk EVER!I really was unaware that Semte was that confident in his ground game, I hope he wins now!
This was one of the best quotes ever.
I laughed 3 or 4 times.
GSP(ESP) is the most predictable fighter in MMA.
One thing fore sure he know how to hype a fight.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
by Jamie The Peach Hunter on Apr 27, 2010 1:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't forget Chael Sonnen!
Thank you DANA for bringing in great interviewers if not great fighters.
GSP? Boring and repetitive, yeah we get it. . .you are a proud champion, this will be your toughest match and we’ll see the best GSP ever. zzzzzzzzzzz.
BJ Penn? So so, but he’s been a lot more humble lately.
Silva? Refuses to speak english. Machida? Don’t matter, Shogun will be king soon.
Lesnar? Daaa, I’m gonna get on my wife and ya know. . .see what happens. .
At least these B level fighters know how to bring the smack!!!
MY MAN!!!!!!!!!
I swear, I knew this BOMB was coming after Kos ran his mouth!
SEmtex just keeping it real! Not only is Daley gonna Knock Fraggle Rock the Fock out, but he will stuff a takedown or two in the process. Kos is getting knocked out! NO DOUBT about it! Daley wont mentaly implode like Rumble did! Its gonna be over in the 1st round! Kos is A) an ego maniac who will probably keep the fight standing and get BOMBED on…B) Be scared to deah of standing with him and shoot for his dear life, in which case he will get STUFFED and eat KNEES!!!
Kos is in trouble! He wins most of his fights on strength and athletisicm…but he is matched or outGUNNED in both categories in this fight! Semtex is Soooooo much stronger then him, and Kos’s chin is weak! Focking Hazlett put him on queer street! lol
I am happy to finally see the day, where I can sign on to this site, Praise Semtex and not get bashed for it by 97% of you!
Semtex, I know you are reading this cause you took my Fraggle Rock line, (lol)…NO worries, YOUR biggest American Fan who has been holding you down on this site since the Cage Rage days!
and yet another fighter John would blow
lol, so Fedor and Rampage and now Semtex. watch out Johnny, oh wait, Rampage is black too…I fail
come on Kev.....after you and everyone bashed me for years for being a fan of his, Im allowed to gloat now that he is everyone's favorite fighter!
You remember how much crap and hate I used to have to take from this site for praising him! After years of defending him from the likes of YOU, I earned the gloat!….similar to what happened with ALVES!!!! God forbid if Alves ever hadt o fight Semtex, I would CRY! I really wouldnt ever want to see that figfht regardless of how great it would be!
FYi: I am a much bigger fan of Shogun’s then Rampage’s! you should know that!
my man!
seriously though Kev!
Throw some money on Semtex! dont be stupid!
I lost over 10k the last few months
and closed all gambling accounts.
those losses include a few huge wins!
john, fedor in san jose, u in?
if it takes place between end of May and early October. what date is it being targeted for as of now?
Some good stuff from bloodyelbow:
Dream 14 is takingf place in the white Cage again. Mach Sakurai personally requeasted the opportunity to fight in it, says sashehara. 3 x % min rounds, no elbows on ground like last time, and it might featuret he opening round of the LHW GP!
also Jenna side:
Jameson spoke to KCAL-TV News outside her home on late Monday and said she suffered a torn rotator cuff in the alleged incident, though Ortiz did not strike her.
“He didn’t beat me,” Jameson said. “We had an argument, and it escalated, and things got out of control … the cops were called, and because there were visible marks on me, they took him to jail.”
TMZ has more from Jenna’s side of the story:
Jenna claims that during an argument Monday morning she, “said something very hurtful to his ego.” She alleges that Tito then grabbed her and, “threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder.”
Tito’s attorney Chip Matthews strongly denies that, saying … “He did not put his hands on her, he did not hit her, he did not do anything to her.”
Matthews claims Tito found pills in Jenna’s pants pocket — and that when Tito confronted her she had an “emotional meltdown.”
Jenna says Tito’s addiction allegation is, “completely false” and “the last nail in the coffin” for their relationship.
Love the trash talk....
But its Kos’ fight to lose, as long as he’s smart and doesn’t try to stand with Daley. That said, I really dislike Kos, so I am hoping he gets ko’d.
’’They've done studies you know... 60% of the Time, it works every Time...’’ – Brian Fantana
promise you Daley wins it!
I have watched this kid grow in the past half a decade, and he just continues to get better! Standing, he has soooo much more exeperience then Kos! Kos wont evolve or get better, he has reached his potential a while ago!
What many of you dont know is Daley is really a middleweight, he has been cutting down to welterweight in the past few years. He is so much stronger then Kos, and is just as explosive of an athlete! Kos will not take him down! Sheilds struggled with him for a lil, and sheilds takedowns are much more crafty and technical then Kos’s. Since then Daley TD defense has continued to improve and for this fight, and after what happened to Hardy against GSP….I am pretty damn sure that Hardy and Semtex will really start to work on TD defense, because they know its all that is stopping them from becoming champions!
This is going to end bad for Fraggle Rock!
not the past 5 years guys
the past half decade…wow johnny, u never cease to amaze!
if fedor fights in san jose, you in?
I dont get it?
Only if the fight takes place between end of May and September!
what date is targeted as of late?
nothing john, just me busting ur balls
u take it well and I couldn’t resist.
half decade=5yrs
ive never heard anyone (except you) refer to it as a half decade!
Yeah Great quote
But let’s see if he can back his mouth up. KOS is a step up from Kampmann & Hazelett with much greater ground game. Yes I know Daley looks much improved from his Shields and Thompson day losses back in 09 but he has yet to face a decent wretler in the UFC.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Shields & Thompson > Kampmann & Front Roll. I am not sure we can say he is much improved. He had heavy hands when he fought 2 years ago too.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
His hands were always good
But he didn’t train all that much with his ground game until after the Shields loss. It’s hard to say if it is improved or not but with a focus on the ground game now you would have to think it is improved.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
it comes down more to strategy and being sharp on fight night.
I don’t think Kos has improved one bit either since he reached his potential 2 or 3 yrs ago, maybe he fights differently but he’s still got the same skills.
Paul Daley is going to knock him out for sure if they stand, Josh is a rookie compared to Paul when it comes to striking.
Agreed, RoB, but the Rumble fight show me that Kos can at least gameplan for a superior striker...
He has no intentions of standing with Daley. Daley is talking shit to induce Kos to stand up with him knowing he is going to be on his back and fucked.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
2-3 years ago his stand up was brutal
It might not be great now but it’s with out a doubt much improved from when he fought GSP thats for sure. Your right about Daley being a superior striker but at the same time Daley is a rookie compared to KOS in the grapple.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Roberto, sti stronzi non ano idea che sta per suchedere a il colione con i bruti capelli!
Rob hit the nail on the head! Kos hasnt improved a bit since he improved years ago! Semtex is a young hungry lion who gets better with every fight! He is the welterweight/middleweight Dos Santos!
You guys will owe me a big, I TOLD you so after you see him stuff Kos’s takedowns and throw him around like a lil bitch!
Kos is just Crappy, Cocky and seriously over rated! good athlete. TERRIBLE submission technique which Daley is right, relies on strength in subs!
I honestly cant wait to see Kos bloody and then decapitated!
What more can I ask for out of a Saturday night? Shogun taking what6 is rightfully his, and my young boy Semtex, destroying one of the fighters I like watching get clowned the most (Kos).
I wish I could just sedate myself from now til 5:00 Saturday May 8th!
I am getting way to antsy!
Hey john
You wouldn’t be the John who guaranteed bj penn, thiago alves and finally dan hardy would ko gsp are you? Just wondering, must have lost some money on those fights if you are that john. If you are your tract recorded isn’t too good. I say kochecks beats this guy, I think he’ll have a good game plan. British fighters definitely know the smack talk but some don’t back it up….like michael bisping,dan hardy and this turd next. He is funny though.
"I believe if I'm at 100% dat nobody....Nobody can andle my riddum at my weight class".
- GSP
im not British you Moron!
roberto…. sara una buona sera!
Back of the line for this guy after the beating Kos gives him
If nothing else, the boys from England can sure talk. Daley isn’t and will never be a top five welterweight in the UFC. Kos will handle this Grade A trash talker with ease. Ask Chris Lytle, who is one solid tough and experienced fighter how Kos’ ground and pound is. Phuck Daley.
I can’t wait to see him get beat up.
the boys from England can also back their talk up
Every night i would pray to God for a new bike, then i realized God does not work that way, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me
I've gotta agree with leerage . . .
Hardy talked an awful lot before his fight with GSP and couldn’t do anything during the entire 25 minutes, and Bisping looked completely out of sorts before being floored by Hendo. Both guys have looked good in other fights, but those were their most memorable trash talk fights.
"Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing." - Dwight Schrute
Ground Game
His ground game was never really that bad to begin with. Shields has a suffocating top game and that exaggerated Daley’s holes in his ground game. In other words, Shields is so good at what he does it makes people with decent ground games look worse than they really are, i.e Dan Henderson
by Charlie Loops on Apr 27, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
If Semtex had not lost 4 other fights by submission, you might have been on to something...
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
4 sub losses
Point taken but let’s be fair and objective here for everyone else that may read our comments: How long ago were those fights, who were they against & finally, does a submission loss truly equate to a weak ground game?
by Charlie Loops on Apr 27, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
Semtex has not been subbed since Shields and it was 2006 before that. two of those 5 were in 2003, so I get your point.
I would argue that he has had 5, maybe 6, UFC caliber opponents in his career. He is 4-2 against them, but has lost to the two true grapplers (Shields and The Goat). I am excluding Hazlett as a true grappler because he is completely one-dimensional in his JJ and the front-roll forever makes him a laughing stock to me. You could argue that Kampmann is a good grappler, but the match was a kickboxing match and Kampmann will forever rely on kickboxing over grappling as do most Danish fighters (kind of like the Brits).
I just can’t see Daley stopping a high-caliber wrestler from taking him down. Kos has the best shot of anyone he has fought (including Shields) and should have very little trouble putting him on his back. Once on his back, Daley has typically lost. It is not proven that Semtex is either faster or stronger than Kos, who has taken down very big WW’s (Rumble) and only been stuffed by the biggest WW (Alves, albeit on two weeks prep, so I believe there is a small asterisk on this fight).
If Kos gets him down, it is going to be an ugly fight.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
Good response!
I like your style Ulf! Well put! Now that’s how you debate with facts! I’m one of the few people that actually respects Kos but I’m a minor Daley fan so I’m hoping the Brit wins.
As far as his wrestling defense goes, I believe Daley has enough ‘scrambles’ to find his way back up when he gets taken down.
by Charlie Loops on Apr 27, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrestling defense
When questioning Daley’s grappling, his performance against Shields is very telling. Shields has a top-game that is extremely hard to defend no matter who you are. Theres Shields v Hendo which I mentioned earlier and then there’s Shields v Mayhem. Think about how he stiffled those 2 world class grapplers and how they struggled and then think about Daley’s experience against Shields. When you look at it that way, Daley did pretty darn well defending Shields’ ground attack. Kos’ top game is good but not Shields good so I’m expecting Paul to do very well in this fight.
by Charlie Loops on Apr 27, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The big difference for me...
Kos knows how to GnP and does it very well. Shields needs to smother guys because he has no realistic shot of getting a TKO. For example, if you give Kos 15 minuets in mount to stop Hendo, it would get stopped (95%). Shields never had Dan in danger of stoppage due to the pattycakes he drops from the top.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
ya! wow! thats a lot of highlights for one quote! ha ha
Daley is definitely gonna gain some more fans with that beauty. Hopefully he doesn’t get ‘Rumbled’ now by Hobo the Clown, which is what I predicted then and still tend to now for Daley.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The degree of trash talk here is either gonna be great when it happens or really embarassing when it doesn't
I don’t know how he can possibly think he’s stronger than Kos though.
ya well to a degree this quote is totally warranted
He’s definitely coming back at what Koscheck said a few days ago about him and his “He (Daley) isn’t going to hit me with anything I haven’t seen already”. This is Daley’s reply and we can’t rightly blame Daley that he’s much more entertaining during his response lol.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 11:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
this reminds me of when Ali fought Frazier! Ali would light him up with witty, clever quotes, and Frazier just couldnt even come close to matchingh im in the smack talk department!
How can you people not love this kid!
Hop on the Bandwagon NOW!! You guys are already about 4 years LATE! Dont wait til after he destroys this chump to Jump on! I focking Built this warwagon…HOP ON Boys, and hot woman (D-smith)!
Please
Don’t compare this hack with the greatness that is Cassius Clay.
by Handsome Devil on Apr 27, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit this guy is hilarious
and he had a great twist on an old classic “People with glass chins shouldn’t throw stones.”
still not going anywhere...deal with it
by mike farmer on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Agree'd Jesse lol
Tho I still think Kos takes this fight. His wrestling is more then good enough to get Daley down, and he’ll rough him up and RNC him round 2.
Daley just made me laugh so hard that tears came to my eyes. Holy shit.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
His wrestling isnt that great lol!!
He is a pretty accomplished wrestler, that was just a stupid comment!! Xant stand either of these two but hope Kos puts the wood to this fool. Daley aint shit but a mouthy Brit. He will get a lesson in wreslting that night, hope Kos just dumps him on his head all night.
Daley is a good lad
Hope he beats the loudmouth cocky Kos into oblivion
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury" - Tank Abbott losing a decision to Dan Severn
How can you say Daley is a good lad
And Kos is cocky after that comment? They are both cocky as shet. You are obviously just bias based off the fact that you are most likely from the UK.
I think it would have been an epic season of TUF if they had Kos vs Daley. If Shields contract had only ran out 6 months earlier….
No bias involved, only personal experience
Met Semtex twice and both times he was friendly, polite and took time to pose for pics, even when the camera wouldn’t bloody work at first! Not that i’m saying Kos would not do the same but cos of this I like Daley and hope he wins.
And using your logic, no doubt you are biased towards Kos because you are an American!
"I thought I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury" - Tank Abbott losing a decision to Dan Severn
Actually that logic is flawed since I said that they are both cocky as shet.
And I am not a huge fan of Kos, but I do respect how he said/has been trying to fight 4+ times a year.
if daleys skills stay on par with his trash talking ability...
he will dominate the ww division for a long time to come…He is a funny guy tho…but i keep picturing him looking like a fish outta water when shields took him down…
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
team roughhouse
has the funniest trash talkers i’ve ever heard…….Daley and Hardy entertain me well before the fight even begins….i’m rofl over here…..
"Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most" - Ozzy
by Deathwishstriker on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 AM EDT reply actions
who has the above pic that was photoshopped where they are both muppets? that was one of the funniest photoshops ever!
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
this?
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
by ViolentMike on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That will never stop being funny.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
thats the one...!
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
never gets old
…go a few months without seein it…it pops up and its as funny as it was the first time..
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
lol got beat to it damn!
I used to find it easy! Its a dying breed now lol. I finally found it under google images keywords “fraggle koscheck”.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL, I google image searchd "koscheck fraggle"
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
by ViolentMike on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
As we're dealing with funny things, I just saw this on BE and I had to share it!
Never before, have I so clearly heard the sound of a face breaking...
by Spinning Fat Kick on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
LMAO spinning fat kick
"I believe if I'm at 100% dat nobody....Nobody can andle my riddum at my weight class".
- GSP
Dear Paul Daley
Please knock (probaly not wrestle) Koscheck out
+1 for stupid hair comment
Sowieso
by The Dutch Destructor on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
For everyone who grew up in the 80's?
“Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen?”
Name the show?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Cheers
Love some Cliff Claven
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
by PSYQO78 on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Name the drink that got Woody his job back. Bonus points for the exact secret ingredient?
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
i love trivia and refuse to google it
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
by PSYQO78 on Apr 27, 2010 11:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
We are just showing our age. Give up?
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
yes sir
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
by PSYQO78 on Apr 27, 2010 11:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Screaming viking?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Mac in mid-sentence as I post...good job. (old fucker)
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
Mac is a googler
:P just fuckin with ya Mac
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
by PSYQO78 on Apr 27, 2010 11:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
you are correct but also a HUGE cheers fan
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
MAC - NO NEW LOST TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
by ViolentMike on Apr 27, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Its getting awesome...and trust me, the man in black WAS NOT Christian all the time
There are 2 Christians…2 different outfits…blue suit (he was buried in) and brown button down (whom I’m assuming was the man in black)
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Apr 27, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
LOST is a perfect title for that show. Writers making up stuff as they go along and tossing shit up against the wall. I saw Cheers a few times. Some good one liners.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I've seen a few re-runs of Cheers, I just didn't watch it back in the day.
I’ve never seen 2 minutes of Lost.
GSP(ESP) is the most predictable fighter in MMA.
good
I don’t remember asking any of you guys anyways!!! lol….
Dakatak, re-run this week?
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
dammit DAk!!
Your right!!!
VM
Re-run tonight buddy! You were right too
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
lol...even the commercials are cool kev!!!
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
lmao @ jay
too busy watching 3’s company???
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
LOST is literally a five year investment of the mind
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
The Screaming Viking. HEY!
Cucumber – slightly bruised.
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
LMAO!
I dvr cheers! Never gets old! They made up that drink to get rid of the new bartender! Everyone was asking for “the screaming viking.” Funny shit!!!
"Whats goin on Mr Peterson?"
“Lets talk about whats going “in” Mr. Peterson."
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Apr 27, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
“Moving to Bora Bora, gonna live in a hut.”
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Apr 27, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you know Norm? It's a dog eat dog world, and I am wearng Milk Bone underwear!
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
Hey Norm, what's shakin'?
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by Charlie Loops on Apr 27, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
hilarious thread with funny kos pics
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2010/2/11/1305704/paul-daley-calls-for-photoshop
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
for anyone who hasnt seen it anyway
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
the guido one is great
those guys in jersey have no idea how foolish they look
couldn’t resist homie!!
LOOOOOOL!
That is an awesome statement! This guy is a world class black belt in “talking smack”, I really want to see him win this one just to shake everything up!
I love these Brits and their big mouth ready to shot trash talking at every direction.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
by Eduardo Cruz on Apr 27, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Best thread of day by far
Daley is hilarious and obviously goading Kos to try and stand up with him. I dont know if itll work, and Kos is a good wrestler so Daley should practice defending that, but damn I hope Daley knocks this guy the fuck out. " If he ground and pounded me in my sleep he would barely have enough power in his hands to wake me up". Fuck that is funny, oh yeah and best boxer in the division and possibly UFC along with Dos Santos
by theworldismine on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG
but wasn’t it kosheck who said he was going 2 “fuck this brit up”& that daley was a 1dimentional fighter? he also said that he was overrated & never fought any1 & that he was going 2 kick daley’s ass.he keeps sayin paul daley this & paul daley that.yes daley is a loud mouth & he talks alot of smack but lets b fair 2 daley.dont b mad at daley 4 defending himself bcause kosheck was the 1 who started the shit talking 2 bgin with.
Yep, the onedimensional fighter fired back at high level. Kos was KDed this time. Let's wait the counterattack.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
by Eduardo Cruz on Apr 27, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude, I'm not trying to be the grammar police here
But let’s be serious. That was painful to read.
I wish I knew how to post pictures
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6144/graph4k.jpg
still not going anywhere...deal with it
dont feel bad
im a gif noob too
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
boys:
Just take that image link and place it between to exclamation marks and post it. It’ll change once you do. So;
< Like that.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 11:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
so !link! will post a gif?
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
nice, thanks
still not going anywhere...deal with it
by mike farmer on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
i dunno bout gifs could be diff
But ! Imagelink ! With no spaces between the !‘s will do pics. Or the lil green tree and the link apparently but I find the !’s method works great so I dunno.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 11:57 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
gifs can be posted the same as pictures
I just tested it using the gif in this thread by Spinning Fat Kick and it works either way.
I still can’t believe I missed the damn “tree” button.
still not going anywhere...deal with it
by mike farmer on Apr 27, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Click over the green tree and post the link of the picture.
"No one wants to be defeated" Michael Jackson on MMA fights
by Eduardo Cruz on Apr 27, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
re: josh koscheck reminds people of...
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 11:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I slapped myself in the head after this
thanks, I feel really dumb. seriously, how could I miss that?
still not going anywhere...deal with it
by mike farmer on Apr 27, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
ya thats why i call him Hobo the Clown
Just always picture him walking out of the cage after a loss with one lone spotlight shining down on him as he picks his stick up with a carefully tied red kerchief with his belongings in them hanging from the twig as he keeps his head down and sulks to the lockers while we contemplate throwing loose change at poor Hobo the Clown.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 12:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sorry bro, I was replying to Eduardo Cruz
still not going anywhere...deal with it
by mike farmer on Apr 27, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ya i realized that after i posted lol
They need a “remove your comment” option. Lol and no worries I missed/didn’t care about that tree enough that I had no idea what it was for. Lol whatever.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 12:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Best Of All Time??
So here I am in the library trying to study for my final exam but can’t go on with my day without checking out mania, but when the page opened to that quote I laughed hardcore…I love it when fighters trash talk (not WWE style tho) so Pauly D might be my favorite trash talker after that quote….
Just out of curiosity.....
does kos have any fans?? I can’t stand him…just seeing if anyone actually likes him?
Helgy seems to like him
The Pain Train's in full steam ! ABM's look out.
by PSYQO78 on Apr 27, 2010 12:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i picked daley i hope he kicks his ass..never been a fan of kos..he picks the shit outta me..
you have to admit that that is some grade a smack talk.
You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for DISMEMBERMENT!
lol well done. k im goin a lil over board but if made blonde and black skin...well:
Anyone? No? Lol.
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
much love for paul daley! :D great stuff. he’s right on the money about koscheck’s striking, or lack thereof. the guy can’t even stay standing when he throws a kick.
koscheck will be stupid like he always is and will try to show that he can strike. he can’t and he’ll get knocked out. i can’t wait!
go semtex!
by salt and battery on Apr 27, 2010 11:54 AM EDT reply actions
KOS by GnP
I hope Kos destroys this tird! Can’t stand it when strikers fail to give wrestlers respect. Kos will take him down and beat the shit out of him. “His takedowns have been stuffed by almost every opponent he’s faced.” Daley is going to eat the fence on the receiving end of the second best take down artisist in the UFC.
KOS, Daley, Hardy are the types of guys they need coaching TUF...not GSP or Jake Shields
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Apr 27, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
depends how serious you want the show to be
How many ppl come on here and say/lie “I record it and fast forward to the fights cause their all clowns and retards”.? If GSP/Sheilds are coaches (2 guys with no drama and lots to teach, those ‘anti clown show’ fans may watch more. But as for pure silly entertainment value? Ya, those are some good candidates to coach (Kos, Daley, Hardy).
3 SF title fight decisions is somehow "embarrassing garbage", but 3 UFC title fight decisions isn't?
by daniel worby on Apr 27, 2010 12:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Rampage proved that shit-talkers are great coaches....?
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein
koscheck is going to win this fight just like he did vs anthony johnson.
strike a little, get the takedown and then get the neck. daley in for a big surprise and i expect koscheck to add insult to injury when he wins and do something mocking daley. can’t wait.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood". Hell is just a word, the reality is much much worse." Event Horizon". Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean, I mean plumb, mad dog mean. cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live or win. That's just the way it is. "The Outlaw Josey Wales".
by wolfmanshowlforever on Apr 27, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Semtex...
please STFU. Obviously, victories over Kampmann and Hazlett have gone to your head. But, I recall Shields making you look like a bitch..
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BJ Penn, best P4P fighter on the planet. I'll still stand by that all day long, bitches.
R.I.P. Dime.
Shields is also the guy
That just made Dan Henderson look like a bitch.
Semtex's smacktalk is second to none!
I think Roughhouse do classes for it on a Wednesday night!
"Big guys, small gloves...somebody's gonna fall..." (Gabriel Gonzaga)
Yeh, him and Hardy have been friends for years.
Love to see that fight though!
"Big guys, small gloves...somebody's gonna fall..." (Gabriel Gonzaga)
this is all he needs to do
keep talking as much shit as possible, and train takedown defense like a mother. his hands are already eons beyond kos’ so all he needs to do is stuff takedowns 24/7 for the next two weeks… hmmmmm maybe that’s not enough time, but you know what i mean, this is all he’s hopefully been doing.
and get in his face at the weighins too. just shit talk shit talk shit talk, even at the staredown at the actual fight. just tell Kos his standup ain’t shit and he don’t belong in the UFC with that boring GNP…
then let Kos do the work for him and try to keep it standing
bet kos fucks daley up
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Man daley and kos opposite each other would be unreal on a tuff show
So far its 1-0 for daley with the smack talk, but kocheck has more ways to win the fight, just being realistic. Daley is a good boxer and for some reason I would laugh my ass off if kochceck ko’d him. Not a fan of either guys but both are entertaining and I look forward to watching them fight.
"I believe if I'm at 100% dat nobody....Nobody can andle my riddum at my weight class".
- GSP
This just made my day
I’m forwarding this to all my buddies inclusive of non-mma fans. Everyone can appreciate a quality roasting like this!
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