Daily Show with Jon Stewart pokes fun of BJ Penn's chin blast on Brian Kilmeade (Video)
by Jesse Holland on Apr 14, 2010 10:42 AM EDT
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LMAO!! Look at the guy on the Anal Douche box! Its work I guess
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
you're a douche
you probably watch fox news, hahaha
I disagree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it
by PHISH NATION on Apr 14, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice argument PHISH (sarcasm)
Yes, Fox News has a conservative perspective (although since the country has recently swayed left it might be closer to the center), but every other station has a liberal perspective. It’s 1 vs all…give them a break. I’m sick of everyone bashing on Fox News, calling them douche bags and Nazis just for giving the conservative perspective.
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-Nike
very funny
"I like being punched... I like... punchin'" ~Gray Maynard
"A black belt only covers two inches of your ass, you have to cover the rest" ~Royce Gracie
P4P Top 10
1. Tim Sylvia
2. Kyle Maynard
3. Ken Shamrock
4. Rolles Gracie
5. Wes Sims
6. Jules Bruchez
7. Marlon Sims
8. Kalib Starnes
9. Houstan Alaxander
10. Tank Abbot
He says BJ and some fox news reporter have a sexual experience and he compared it to when bruno landed taint first on eminem
Also, the joke I don’t like my eminem’s with nuts was hilarious
yeah, i saw the grappling yesterday.
BJ put himself in the north-south position (or more commonly known as the 69), LOL. Not the position you want to display to the non-fan.
And the lady who counted “1..2…3” LOL, dumb bitch.
MMA is Life
Agreed. That lady has no clue about mma the way she was
counting like they were wwe wrestlers. Somebody pointed out yesterday that in the end of the video you can here someone say “it’s just pretend”. That was to funny. Why do these dumbasses insist on playing with professional mma fighters especially one who just lost his belt and is as crazy as BJ.
I pointed that out but also...
Check out when BJ says “If I see you I say to myself, why this guy can punch”…Watch the reporter totally stick his chest out like “That’s damn right I can!”
onemansyn: i would venture a guess that your mexican and/or spanish?
No racism intended
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 11:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol
no offense taken. yes sir I am. My mother is Mexican. My dad is Peruvian. I was born in Mexico. Raised in Chicago and Live in Fort Worth TX near Dallas.
whoop whoop! u know how i knew?
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 1:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I knew when you figured out my weeeepaaaaa...
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Hottest women on the plant besides Brazilian women. I have dated both. Try a vacation in Puerto Rico. You will lose your mind.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I love all women. I must say...
a few months ago I dated a girl who was PR/German…she was only 23 and STUPID CRAZY…but damn I still miss her lol. She was gorgeous.
Most of the crazy ones are also hot or sexy. Its a universal law. Especially at that age...
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Adam T
watch the video on bjpenn.com (not to sound like BJ, lol)…but it shows a bit more. The guy walks up and says “hey, excuse me Mr.Penn, Mr.Penn, umm please stop”…somethin like that.
it must be annoying for these fighters when they’re interviewed on tv, then asked to fight, and this guy actually tried. The way I see it, if your gonna push him, he should be able to go as hard as he wants.
BJ shoulda replied with: "well, first thing is, i see you’re a tough dude…throws a stiff jab. End of interview.
MMA is Life
I LOVE THE DAILY SHOW
I watch it everyday. Freakin hilarious. Wish we could get Dana on there…it would be funny shit.
+1, that pic is just amazing. She is an angel.
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lol thanks
As soon as I saw it on here…I HAD to use it lol. Brings smiles. Everytime someone masturbates to that picture, an angel gets his wings…and a boner too cause you know even angels have to be like “DAMN THIS CHICK IS HOTT!!”
BZ dunno if you care, but here is how I got all Comedy Central stuff to show for me in Canada. Found this in random digg comment:
If you are a non-US viewer and are using Firefox, install the following addon:
http://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/967 then:
1) In Firefox, Go to tools→modify headers
2) From the drop down box on the left select add
3) Then enter: “X-Forwarded-For” in the first input box without the quotation marks
4) Enter: “12.13.14.15” in the second input box without the quotation marks
5) Leave the last input box empty, and save the filter, and enable it
6) Click the ‘Configuration’ tab on the right then proceed to check the ‘always on’ button.
Close the Modify Headers box and it should work.
Here is the source (second comment from top, also a great site with all the best healthcare stuff from DS):
http://digg.com/political_opinion/The_Daily_Show_s_Best_Health_Care_Moments_Videos
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thanks free.
working now but I copy pasted and emailed it to myself to hang on to for later.
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by Bigger Zino on Apr 14, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I HATE FOX NEWS!
bunch of idiots! The guy was really trying to act tough. BJ should have hammer fisted the guy. Jon Stewart is funny but sucks dick for coke LOLOLOL
What are you trying to say? Sense please.
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they are referencing the movie Half Baked with Dave Chapelle
mayhemike improperly referenced Jon Stewart. In fact it was Bob Segat with gave us this gem, “i sucked dick for coke, NOW that’s an adicition!” Jon Stewart was the “enhancement smoker” who thought everything is better with weed. E.g. “have you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill? Well have you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill ON WEED? Theres some trippy shit going on there! There’s a sniper in the bushes! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO!” LMAO classic movie.
by Blunt n' Beer on Apr 14, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
oh lol, sry then mayhem, I can't believe I didn't get that shit...Classic
Lesnar > [Carwin] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS]
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The macguyver smoker's & a handy guy 2 have around. Especialy when it comes 2 reefer=D
Alrite get me an avocado, an ice pick, & my snorkel. Trust bro I’ve made bongs with less hurry up!
i cant confirm all of what u said lol
But the reporter definitely thought he was tough and I guarantee he is now bragging about how well he did considering he has no training. He kept like trying to push BJ around after the scrummage was all done. I’d have gave him one solid push like “Ha ha okay enough buddy or ill take this serious”.
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 11:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i fukd one of em and the others my buddies long term gf
Both got incredible racks and asses to boot.
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 11:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
why are you always sooooo serious Worby?
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man
by PSYQO78 on Apr 14, 2010 11:30 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol what the fuck are you thinkin of the right worby?
This is Jesus Worby aka Daniel. I’m not that serious until it comes to booze and pooty I’ve slain. I take great pride in my accomplishments in those areas lol.
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 11:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sarcasm you pooty slaying jerk sarcasm
And that was a reply to your bj pushing the reporter comment. Pooty slaying is serious bidness…………………… pooty
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by PSYQO78 on Apr 14, 2010 11:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
got it now PSYQO
Lol sorry I’m commenting too much. But ya for real I can get serious too when someones trying to physically belittle me. Especially with booze in the system, and especially ESPECIALLY when its toward a girl I’m with. Got arrested then released for that once last summer lol. Fun stuff.
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 11:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
pooty is the best word for it
You can literally talk to a girl about her cunt and flirt and get your foot in the door, with simple plays on words like that. Call it a pooty all non chalant and let them stop you to ask “Did you just call it a pooty?” They always find it “cute” and cute is a dangerous power for a guy to possess. You’ll show them later in the bedroom that ‘cute’ can be left at the door.
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 11:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha like u ever get laid dan..
For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26
tread lightly guyver...
Jk, but for real hope ya the best in that gal situation. Lemme know if ya need any input. Fb me.
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 1:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
im the exact same way
I’m a scrapper and got arrested last year for breaking this dudes jaw right in front of the po-po’s for getting physical with my best friends wife and they weren’t doing shit about it….. unfortunately I stayed the night in that shithole.. takes days to get that smell off so fuck all that shit
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by PSYQO78 on Apr 14, 2010 11:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ya i was at the beach and
My gf at the time was with me (huge cans) and this fag ran by looked like he was just jogging then he just grabbed her tits as he ran by and high tailed it. Big mistake assuming I wasn’t with her or was slower than him or whatever the case. Either way I caught him and tackled him from behind hard, landed 2 quick ones stood up to brush myself off and bang! Tackled from behind hard, I’m screaming for “one on one you fukn pussies” blah blah, chewin sand, get rolled over and of course its the cops. Lol I explained myself, gf confirmed, they let me go and grabbed him instead. Worth it for me, him? Wellll maybe, they were amazing tits. Lol
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by daniel worby on Apr 14, 2010 12:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't even have to grab
I’m one of those guys that doesn’t like when others STARE at the girl I’m with. So disrespectful. So forget grabbing anything, you stare and its on lol.
Dude, that is way too many fights. Save your energy for boning.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Actually, I've only had to exercise that twice.
I’m the kind that if you’re staring, I’ll stare back. If you don’t notice me, I’ll step into your line of sight. If you buck up…lets lock horns lol. But usually if you stare back, they back off. I don’t care if you look…that’s a compliment. but to stare…GRRR
I Agree
BJ was an absolute gentleman here. He could have throttled this guy and most MMA fans would have sided with BJ. I thought the TV guy was really close to crossing a line bordering on disrespect.
Good job BJ in the way you handled that interview.
by NJMMAFan on Apr 14, 2010 11:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
OOH! OMG! It's Hitler! He's back! He's Back! Hurry! Protect John Stewart He's our most important Jew!
Family guy, what a show…
LOL nice! Family Guy is amazing.
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Jon Stewart..
is a complete tool bag.
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BJ Penn, best P4P fighter on the planet. I'll still stand by that all day long, bitches.
R.I.P. Dime.
Let me guess: you watch Glen Beck?
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Did you see the Glenn Beck Jon did?!?!
That was a master piece!!! He did the whole show in a Glenn Beck style of “reporting”…had me rolling!
YA MAN! amazing, i thought it would only be the intro...
But then the who episode was that with the blackboards and shit. Drawing circles from x to z…PRICELESS
Lesnar > [Carwin] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS]
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Yea,
actually. I’m a huge Glenn Beck fan. I have it set to record of my DVR daily. Glenn beck smashes fools and I’m sure Jon Stewart would be very humbled if he ever faced Beck.
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BJ Penn, best P4P fighter on the planet. I'll still stand by that all day long, bitches.
R.I.P. Dime.
Um should I imply sarcasm? I'm seriously wondering.
Cause Jon Stewart’s invited Glenn onto his show.
+2
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p.s. remember when he destroyed the crossfire guys? that show went off air soon after
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It depends who's show the showdown is on on obviously
If Beck has Stewart on his show, he will be prepared in his “home court” and win….and vice versa……Neither would go on the other’s show, there’s no reason to
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-Nike
not necessarily
sure, if Beck goes on the Daily Show the applaus will be for stewart, but that doesn’t mean Stewart makes the better points. Stewart has gone on Larry King and Larry King has come on the Daily Show. Stewart has also gone on O’Reilley. They all fared pretty well. If you prepare and can base your statements on facts, you’ll probably come out looking better to those are down the middle. Glenn Beck doesn’t make sense even on his OWN show.
Why..
would Glenn want to go on that show? No body watches that joke of a show and if they do they probably only have half a brain. +3.
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BJ Penn, best P4P fighter on the planet. I'll still stand by that all day long, bitches.
R.I.P. Dime.
I watch it...
but then again half a brain would be step up for me. Glenn Beck uses fear mongoring and emotion to distribute the garbage he calls “news”. He contradicts himself 40% of the time.
90% of the time.
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Almost anyone on Fox
is going to contradict themselves a few times a year. They HAVE to prop up the republicans and tear down the democrats. Unfortunately both sides are politicians first and will make the same mistakes over and over within months of themselves and Fox is caught HAVING to contradict themselves.
It's Fox News against the world of media
Liberals usually have a big problem with Fox News. For example, Obama has said that Fox News is difficult to deal with. Imagine how Bush felt when he had every media station after him….know what I mean?
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-Nike
really? fox broke the story on jeramiah wright and on acorn. they were the only news organization giving an honest account of the healthcare bill details that the other networks are just now reporting as "surprises" in the bill
fox news may lean right, but their reporting isn’t as biased as the nyt,msnbc,cnn,time mag., la times, nbc, or cbs.
it is scary that fox news scares so many liberals when they have a monopoly on every other media outlet.
cnn reported a terrorist attack on 9/11 for christs sake and they defended acorn. they have tried to label all of the tea party as racists.
the dirty secret is that conservatives pay the bills in this country and they are far more politically educated than liberals. that is why all the best selling political books are conservative.
as far as the mma clip goes, at least they have fun over there. the guy wrestling bj is obviously joking and just doing it to test himself( who wouldn’t in that situation) and the woman doesn’t have a clue, but most women don’t so i don’t see the big deal.
jon stewart really isn’t funny. i suggest some people check out the dude’s standup. it is pretty awefull. he has some good writers and ripped off an snl skit. bravo. i wish him the best.
the reality is that if you want to hear the unflowery truth about our government you will have to find it on fox. jon stewart, colbert, cnn, msnbc, cbs, and the nyt are in the permanent north/south posistion with OBAMA on top. good day.
by Conan the Barbarian on Apr 14, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No one can argue...
with the fact that conservatives pay the bills in this country…if liberals worked harder and earned more money they wouldn’t be liberal, that’s just how it goes.
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-Nike
This post is ridiculous. Gain some life experience before you make generalizations like this.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Dude..
Glenn Beck would make you tap.
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BJ Penn, best P4P fighter on the planet. I'll still stand by that all day long, bitches.
R.I.P. Dime.
yeah tap from bombardment of insanity and stupidity....
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Glenn Beck is The MAN!
I think it’s funny how it’s ok to say FOX NEWS sucks but once someone says John Stewart Sucks…they must be a Nazi, Glenn Beck loving, red neck Republican. Am I right?
Just Do It
-Nike
yep that is right
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no problem dude. enjoy glenn.
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no wonder you're liberal...
i’ve been to Canada a few times and couldn’t wait to get to the USA…enjoy Canada
Just Do It
-Nike
thx man, I definitely will enjoy Canada. I just wish I could get some Florida weather, and it would be perfect.
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Who said "nazi"??
I love The Daily Show. I love The Colbert Report. I love them for their Humor. I watch the Rachel Maddow show for her reporting. Glenn Beck doesn’t report, he tells his feelings and forgets the facts. He promoted the Tea Party Rally’s as successes by showing video from 5 months before at a McCain presidential Rally. That’s not reporting. That’s spinning. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert make fun of the Rachel Maddow show as well because its all fair game. Both The Daily Show and The Glenn Beck show are selling you shit. The difference is, Jon Stewart recognizes the smell of his. Glenn Beck doesn’t.
A lot of US republicans actually watch the Colbert report thinking Colbert is a hardcore Republican
I saw a report about that somewhere where they interviewed thousand of people in the south states.
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i find that hard to believe. the left likes to pretend conservatives are politically uneducated but.....
most political books are sold by and to conservatives. most libtards never make it out o fthe huffington post or the nyt. both of which are useless liberals circle jerks.
fox news is not biased compared to cnn or msnbc, they just stand out because they are the only news organization that slants towards the right. everyother news organization slants hard left and the american people are tired of watching them blow obama for subverting the will of the american people on healthcare, and praising the guy for bailing out big corporations and forcing all americans to buy big corporate healthcare.
by Conan the Barbarian on Apr 14, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's the thing Oneman
Any news show is going to be a biased opinion essentially because a team working for the same station puts the presentation together. A station only hires teams that present the perspective they agree with. I think Beck makes it seem obvious because he uses sarcasm to get his crew’s point across. Beck may come across like an ass hole, I can see that, but I think he has some really solid ideas.
And freenow82, I’m sorry about the Canadian comment, it was out of line and you handled it well.
Just Do It
-Nike
i guess it's morally wrong to generalize
but generalizations are usually based on truth
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-Nike
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