UFC Quick Quote: James Toney is interesting, not a 'joke' or a 'freak'
by MMAmania.com on Mar 3, 2010 10:20 PM EST
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"To be 100 percent honest with you, all [expletive] aside, I haven’t thought it out. I like James Toney. He’s one of the greatest boxers ever. I have tremendous respect for him. He said he wanted to fight in the UFC and I was interested. Now he’s here and I have to figure out what to do with him. What we won’t do is make a freak show out of it. I’d be the first to scream if someone else did that, so I’m not going to do it. Hey, I don’t want this to be seen as a joke, and it’s not like Herschel Walker or Canseco or any of those guys. James Toney is a fighter. The worst thing anyone can ever say to me is that they were watching one of my fights and they changed the channel. That’s why I’ll never put [expletive] fights on. James is an interesting case. We know how much talent he has as a boxer and he insists he’ll surprise people by how much MMA he knows. I’ve still got some thinking to do ... James came to me and he literally chased me around the country to do it, so I’m giving him the chance. We’ll get it figured out one way or another."
-- UFC President Dana White responds via Yahoo!Sports.com about his controversial decision to sign 41-year-old boxing champion James Toney to a multi-fight mixed martial arts contract recently. White insists that because Toney is an accomplished boxer that he does not fall into the same "freak show" category as Strikeforce's Herschel Walker (a former NFL running back) or Jose Canseco (a former MLB player). On the contrary, White insists (upon Toney's insistence) that he may actually have more than a puncher's chance if and when he makes his Octagon debut. Are you buying what Mr. White is selling or is this truly just one big laughable mistake waiting to happen?
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Yeah he's not a freakshow
Kimbo’s not a freakshow either, but Walker and Canseco are, right Dana?
Lets see if Toney passes drug screening, something he has had issues with in the past.
Dana is such a hypocrite.
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
Well yea, we all are, it’s called being human. And you kinda have to be to be a bussinessman. You gotta be a dick, a lier, and a hypocrite in order to make it in bussiness. it’s sad but true man. Just look at wallmart.
Irony, A word we all wish Mike Goldberg would look up in a dictionary.
Naw
We dont all publicly blast people for shit we end up doing ourselves.
If thats how you roll, then you the man.
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
lol look at walmart?
Wtf kinda argument was that? I don’t see walmart as blatantly swearing or having safeway etc in their adds and making fun of them. They don’t say shit about other companies.
You say you have to be a liar and a sneak and a hypocrite to make it? What planet are you from? Its that type of thinking that ruins it for the honest to goodness ppl out there.
Coker seems to be doing a fine job and we haven’t seen a quote on here about him talking shit or lying once. We don’t hear a peep from him.
He’s a grown up. He’s a businessman.
worbanizer
by daniel worby on Mar 4, 2010 8:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Business doesn't mean you have to sacrifice integrity.
Dana does come across as a hypocrite who only cares about the holy dollar.
by K S on Mar 4, 2010 8:41 AM EST up reply actions
C'mon you know Dana is a hypocrite?
He does whats best for the UFC only. So if you really pay attention to what Dana has to say about the competition your being foolish Felix and I’m hope you don’t take offence to that. Just think about what he is doing, with all the great SF fights just announced and all the MMA media now focused on SF!! How’s Dana going to do to steal the thunder and spotlight?? WOW Guess what he just did again?!
How’s he do it? I know he talks shit and knows what he is doing, there is a reason he’s a millionaire Felix. He probally comes on here and laughs at all the dumb fucks(in his mind) talking about what a hypocritical dick he is and loves every word. You know why because your not talking about the competition he’ll gladly be the dick and if your foolish enough to beleive he’s not that smart, like I said there is a reason he is a millionaire and we are talking about him.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Puck-I don't understand how Dana being rich or a good business man should give him a pass to do whatever he wants.
Oh, he’s the president of the UFC, he puts on great fights. Who cares if he’s a foul-mouthed, hypocritical punk? I don’t understand why just because you like Dana you have to defend everything he does. You can call things like they are. You say Dana doesn’t care anyway, so why defend him?
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson
I don't but I understand what he's doing gaining exposure, something nice guys can't do
Dana can, an ass yes but regardless he knows what he’s doing and loves the attention all his haters give him, why aren’t you as a MMA fan talking about the SF fights that were just announced? Because you would prefer to talk about what a dick head Dana is? publicity is media coverage and Dana stole a lot of SF’s spotlight, it’s not that hard to figure out….and it obviously works.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
This is being talked about on MMA sites, but I haven't seen it anywhere else
I think you’re over estimating the impact of this. I did talk about all of the SF fights, I’m pumped about them and going to them. I notice you skirted pretty much all of my questions.
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson
To be fair toney was a world class boxer..
Kimbo at least had some fighting experience and was on t.u.f. before he joined the UFC.
Walker and Canseco are former pro athletes who dont have fighting experience or a legit martial arts background.
Is he doing it for the publicity? Yea but that still doesnt make it the same as Walker and Canseco.
"The Red-eyed Jedi...holds a 7th degree Black Belt in Bonghitisu"
by ItsNormlToSmokePot on Mar 3, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
You said it
was.
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
Not to mention he would be the best boxer in MMA
And can beat 95% of any real boxers out there, but those 95% of real boxers don’t pay well
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
can you plz stop pulling figures out of your ass? I let it slide the first two times but don’t keep repeating it as if it’s objective fact.
Anderson Silva is p4p the greatest fighter of all time, Fedor and GSP fear the mighty Spider
Sorry frost1 but not everyone reads all the comments if you haven't figured that out yet?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
what i dont get is
What percentage of boxers do you think Toney could beat Puck?
That’s what i’d like to know.
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by daniel worby on Mar 4, 2010 8:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Walker has a 5th Degree Black Belt
He competed in taekwondo tournaments since he was a kid.
Doesn't prove anything as far as MMA or boxing goes THOR
He can do taekwondo but can he fight against even a middle of the pack fighter? Or even Kimbo? I would actually like to see Walker against Kimbo now that you mention it, Kimbo’s last opponent Houston was much better than Walkers last.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
On paper he is, but he didn't look good doing the Starnes impression
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson
Agreed with Mexi.
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
defending Dana isn't something I would normally do
and initially I thought the same as you, BUT then I thought about it, and really, boxing is a martial art just like muay thai, jiu jitsu, karate etc… MMA is full of guys who are really great at one martial art, but suck at most others. Demian Maia, has incredible jiu jitsu, but realistically isn’t very good at anything else, he might be competent in other disciplines but he isn’t GOOD at them. Now imagine, if a guy had been entering and winning grappling tournaments his whole career, ADCC for example, and he was at one point considered to have arguably the best jiu jitsu in the world. Then one day (for whatever reason) he decided to give MMA a go. You’d be excited to see it yes? I realise the differences between jits and boxing and how they apply to MMA but I don’t see the situation as being vastly different from the one i just described. Rampage Jackson for instance, when was the last time he did anything but box? he is an ok wrestler (more strength than technique) but other than that he essentially just boxes, and he was champ of arguably the most stacked division in the sport. Honestly, I am concerned about how in shape Toney will be, and his age. What kind of training he is doing to make it so that he is competent in other disciplines, but I know I’ll be watching!!
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 4:38 AM EST up reply actions
You seem to be in the same boat a sme SFK, we never have anyone to talk to...lol
We are in the wrong time zone for Mania.
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
I KNOW!
I think it’s 5 hours difference between where I am (London) and the east coast of the states. by the time I get on here everything has already been debated and I’m just throwing my opinions out there hoping someone will bother to read them at some point. lol
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:14 AM EST up reply actions
Well you know that you always have at least one Maniac reading them..lol
We better not ever dis-agree with each other or else we will be totally fucked for conversation…lol
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
Not at least one...
There are many of us, LOL
Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub
All hiding in the wood work
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 6:17 AM EST up reply actions
Not joking when i say this....
If Kimbo fought him….Kimbo would take him down at will and pound him out yeah i said it KIMBO!
If you dont like drugs then dont do them.....give them to me!
SOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mr. Dana White if i chase you all around the U.S. can i have a job with the U.F.C.
YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYBODY SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLEASE YOU!!!!!!!
Have you held any boxing titles of any kind? Then probally not this is a former boxing champ.
Not a former MMAMANIA poster LOL.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
i didnt ask for a job as a fighter i just asked for a job since thats all you have to do is fallow him around. FYI !!
YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYBODY SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLEASE YOU!!!!!!!
by BigDickChainey on Mar 3, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
No it's a win for MMA, If toney loses everything boxers have said about MMA not being a real sport would be shoved down their throats
With a MMA fighter beating a former boxing champ that is still a better boxer than most real boxers.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Except they will also say it wasnt a true test. He is over the hill and all that.
Irony, A word we all wish Mike Goldberg would look up in a dictionary.
Gearge Foreman? Anyway the boxing community may try but the media will still have Former boxing champ loses in MMA fight
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
good point
But the boxing community will do what ever they can to make mma look bad. But hopefully none boxing media will put a positive spin on it.
Irony, A word we all wish Mike Goldberg would look up in a dictionary.
puckhead
and if Toney wins?
Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"
then people will say dana made a smart move haha. and it’ll depend on who he beats and how
Irony, A word we all wish Mike Goldberg would look up in a dictionary.
I'm confedent he won't win all his fights unless they are agaisnt bottom tier fighters
But this is real and I love it. Maybe boxing was right MMA fighters don’t have a chance anywere against a boxer? I really doubt it though anyone that gets him down …should win.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I'm a little confused with Dana's intentions
You think he wants to give him a wrestler to shut him up or give him a stand up guy he can knockout for ratings?? I think the latter. He’s all about the ratings.
Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"
if he’s smart he’ll learn some good ground and pound. i bet he’d ko people on the ground. of course he’d have to get them there and get top possition and that aint easy in todays mma scene.
Irony, A word we all wish Mike Goldberg would look up in a dictionary.
Dana didn't grow this business to knock it down
There’s a reason Dana is were he is.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
freak shows?!!!
Speaking of which, ever watched pride fights or dream? I mean cro cop versus some mexican pro wrestler who had a mask on? Not to mention all the cans fedore and wandy fought. So yea sometimes freakshows are worth it haha.
Irony, A word we all wish Mike Goldberg would look up in a dictionary.
SO TRU
YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYBODY SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLEASE YOU!!!!!!!
by BigDickChainey on Mar 3, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Nooo
Fans don’t want to remember that, they want Dana to be Vince McMahan much more american LOL
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Can't speak for anyone else, but I for one mainly have an issue with Dana's blatant hypocrisy
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson
Dana loves you guys all he has to do is something and your sure to curse
Dana is the devil and nothing he can say or do will change that in your eyes.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Not at all. I've said many times I don't hate Dana. I don't know him, so how could I hate him?
I hate the way he acts sometimes and that people like you defend his every move. There are plenty of honorable, honest businessmen that are very successful. Dana can keep it real and not act like a prick and still accomplish his goals. I really don’t get why you defend his every move no matter what.
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson
THE ONLY LOGICAL OPPONENT
Ray Mercer. Sign him up for a 3 fight contract, Dana. I know you read these forums.
damn this thread is moving so fast i can hardly keep up with replying
my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields
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I have many problems with this signing but the biggest
Is that this fat ass is not coming into mma for the right reasons, he has been bitching and moaning about getting paid. Every chance he got to talk shit about Dana and the UFC he did it. He hasn’t proven shit in the cage or that he belongs on the big stage or is a legit mma fighter. His big mouth won’t help mma fans become fans of him either. Dana, you rather sign an out of shape boxer that has never fought in mma than keep a legitimate MMA’er, contender for the MW belt and is a true fan favorite?
But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers
LOL sure he would he beat up that nobody like nobodies business LOL
But he has a fifth degree black belt that means he’s guaranteed tough LOL
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Dana runs the biggest mma company in the world and does it well
He is far from a joke, this signing however is pointless and stupid, one of his few miscues.
just cause a guy is rich and successful...
Doesn’t mean he isn’t a walking joke. Trump is as rich as it gets, but he’s a joke. He’s the butt end of tons of em. Dana is undoubtedly a joke. He’s embarrassing often now. I’d go as far as to say 7 out of 10 dana quotes on here NOW are childish or silly.
worbanizer
by daniel worby on Mar 4, 2010 9:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Thats what they thought about Foreman LMAO chumps don't know skill over appearance
He has to have a GSP six pack LOL
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
They call me chubby in america?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Any other chubby comments LOL
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
It's not the point Toney is talented and if he was to win and I'm not going to say he is
It would be from a most likely early KO. If his hand connect it’s lights out. But if his opponent has any decent ground game it’s game over. It’s intriguing any way you put it. His cardio will be the least of his concerns on the mat LOL but at the same time he will have the most dangerous hands ever in MMA standing up.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
But if his opponent has any decent ground game it’s game over..if they get him down.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Uh
I dont think you guys realize how much better professional boxers are at striking than almost all mixed martial artists. Sure hes gunna need alot of work to fight mma, but a man with his power and striking is FAR from a joke. I think he provide a couple serious knockouts if he works TD defense.
by theworldismine on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
oh Dana finally lost his stand
couldn’t help but to pull in a ratings getter like strikeforce.
@ least champ91 sees it for what it is.
worbanizer
by daniel worby on Mar 4, 2010 9:05 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
UFCs legacy in question
I’m Dana White…I can do no wrong…..WRONG!
As bright as Dana White is, I think he is going the wrong direction with the UFC.
It would be sad to see the UFC rise from the ashes and then end up nothing more than another a “spectacle” of a sport.
I’ve said it before, the UFCs best days are behind them.
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LOL really, you thought of that all by yourself I bet?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Your name suits you, sir.
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its just too bad dana cant bring in one of the klitschko brothers..
now THAT would make for a ppv draw..you get vitali vs brock….thats the biggest ppv dollar fight of all time…
fuck paq and weather…
u put klit and brock in an octagon…theres your ppv dollar…boxer vs mma guy…
my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields
This is a start better than any boxer ever in MMA
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
unless of course the roy jones and silva would have happened
my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields
In a straight up boxing match Jones would destroy
And it wouldn’t of been huge for MMA and boxing fans don’t know Silva
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
MMA fighter in a boxing match against top tier boxer = MMA fighter loss
Boxing has been nearly perfected through the years and all the top guys have done is box for most of there lives, MMA is getting their but a boxer still has a chance especially if his opponents takedown is brutal.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
yea but no mma fighter would do that....
boxers spend their entire lives training in one discipline…..mma fighters spend their lives training multiple disciplines….so of course an mma fighter would be at a disadvantage in a boxing match cause they havent devoted the training to that discipline that a boxer has….whereas an mma match would be more fair cause at least a boxer has a chance to use his boxing….and its up to the mma guy to get him down without being knocked the fuck out….
you couldnt put a guy like chael sonnen against a boxer in a boxing match cause of course hed lose….but you could put sonnen against a boxer in an mma match and the boxer at least has a chance of knocking him out before hes taken down
my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields
And Toney was ...
In 2007 Toney was tested positive for boldenone and stanozolol and was fined $2500 and banned from boxing for a year. Nice.
One strike for sure something to keep are eyes on
But really look at the SF HW champ everybody knows and yet he still has the belt? Barnett on his third try… I hate a cheat as much as the next guy but one chance is all you get
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
ya thats why i dont think the rogers overroids fight will happen
theres no way hes gonna pass a test…thats why fedor wont fight him, fedor doesnt want to go through the same shit he did with barnett…have a fight cancelled at the last second….just dont think overroids is gonna be able to cycle off by may and be able to pass a test…and if he does hes gonna be so small…..he fought lhw at one time didnt he? if he is truly clean i think rogers will smash him
my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields
me too actually.
But he’s got heavyweight drawing power. PPV $$$
I'm excited to see any top tier boxer fight in MMA including mayorga
Obviouslt he doesn’t have as big as a name as Toney but his skill is there for sure. He’s coming up so we will see how he fairs but really Toney has the big stage and hype behind him so the media and hype will generate more excitement but your right as a fan I’m excited to see Mayo too.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I dont really like this signing.....
but we see people come into MMA that are elite in certain aspects of the sport, but not great at others all the time (Vinny Magalhaes). If this was a world jiu-jitsu champion, no one would bat an eyelid. People have to remember that this guy was a world champion at an important dimension of MMA.
That being said, I dont really like this signing because of Toney’s age or his character. He’s going to struggle to learn new things at that age, and I mention his character because he comes across very arrogant, as though he is better than MMA. He’ll likely underestimate the training and skills required to compete in MMA , let alone compete among the top tier of the UFC.
"I tear every chicken up...Lets not go into that" (Bas Rutten)
You start on your feet not on your back many JJ artist have problems getting a fighter down
to were they are dominate, but a boxer has a better chance at keeping it standing than and JJ fighter getting it to the ground Leites? But if Toney or any other boxer can’t generate a takedown D your right Kenwoo the boxer is f^cked but luckily for a boxer takedown D is a little easier than learning to takedown a fighter.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Although I would love to see that Mayorga fight
"I tear every chicken up...Lets not go into that" (Bas Rutten)
difference
I don’t see a difference between bringing a well accomplished boxer to MMA with bringing a well accomplished grappler or wrestler. It’s only because boxing is so big!?
If a kickboxer or wrestler or whatever comes to mixed martial arts and wins I don’t hear people saying “oh a wrestler won so MMA is crap” but if a boxer wins it is?
Boxing is a part of MMA and winning a match with boxing skills is no different to me than winning by a submission.
Plus people really aren’t that stupid. If a boxer wins it doesn’t automaticly mean that every boxer would win against every MMA fighter. In basketball shooting a lot of threes might get you wins sometimes but not always. Did people really think after the first game ever where 3 pointers were the difference maker that shooting a lot of treys is the answer for winning?
Maybe someone has said that all here but I didn’t through the 200 messages which are prolly mostly DW-hate and so on..
well thats because nearly every great mma legend has a grappling/wrestling background
while none of them have professional boxing backgrounds….
couture, matt hughes, tito, brock, and recently gsp, coleman….these guys all came from a wrestling b/g and became champions….
but theres never been an x pro boxer come in and become champion, thats the difference….wrestlers have a proven track record of success in mma…pro boxers do not
my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields
Kimbo has to fight his way in through TUF
sort of…..and James “lights out on the all you can eat buffet” Toney gets handed a contract. Don’t understand this. I’d like to think that some of the UFC’s decisions to bring guys into the UFC might consider the guys character. And here we have a 41 year old guy who fluctuated *EIGHTY POUNDS* during the course of his boxing career. Tested positive for illegals, banned for a year (reduced to 6 months), bad mouths Dana and probably MMA along the way. I’ve always been excited to see a good boxer with the tiny gloves on but man……come on……this is your best pick?
yea exactly, hes a roided up ex boxer
how many of his wins can be contributed to his use of steroids? hes been caught multiple times, theres no telling how many times he fought and won and wasnt tested…..he beat a lot of people, but he was also on a ton of roids when he was doing it too….
yea and good point about kimbo, he had to earn his shot….toney should have to do the same, plus he would be a huge ratings draw for TUF…god knows that fucking show has run its course….he knocks out a couple people on that show and suddenly hes a HUGE mma star….and hed get bigger ratings than kimbo…since hed actually be winning and talking shit and wouldnt be anywhere near as humble as kimbo
my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields
from randys twitter!
Randy_Couture
It’d crazy bit if I could be any one it would bhramaputra me . I love my everything o get to do . Hope to fight toney soon
interesting
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row." - Rampage Jackson
Did Randy forget how to speak English?
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:31 AM EST up reply actions
ya i didnt understand any of that
You sure its a legit Randy acc’t not the knock off? Cause he is a very very well spoken man.
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by daniel worby on Mar 4, 2010 9:09 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think Randy is a little intoxicated or something, fuck that is bad English.
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
what is bhramaputra?? is it even a word aha
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row." - Rampage Jackson
by Rampagelangford on Mar 4, 2010 5:37 AM EST up reply actions
yes
it actually means castrate
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:41 AM EST up reply actions
ahh right
i thought it was some kinda karma sutra shit haha
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row." - Rampage Jackson
by Rampagelangford on Mar 4, 2010 5:52 AM EST up reply actions
you know I was joking right?
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:53 AM EST up reply actions
LMAO!!!!
Castrate
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
hahah i didnt know
im young and impressionable
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row." - Rampage Jackson
by Rampagelangford on Mar 4, 2010 5:58 AM EST up reply actions
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
ooooooh shit!
that is a horrible pic, look at his face. the guy looks dead!
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 6:04 AM EST up reply actions
I know, it is in a bad position here by the looks of things..
Serves the fucker right anyway, giving these bulls slow, pointless, cruel deaths. I am all up for killing to eat but not this shit, see how long a bull can take being repeatedly stabbed and made a fool out of, to then be killed for peoples amusement,, no thanks!! I hope the bulls horn rammed right up his colon, no lube or anything. Well blood and shit are as good as any lube I suppose.
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
lol
I completely agree, no lube in the bull ring. plus their horns should have fllame throwers attached to give them a fairer shot. Ideally bull fighting where the bull is killed or injured would be illegal everywhere in the world but flame throwers should be used in the places where they still insist on it.
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 6:15 AM EST up reply actions
i vote on a grenade launcher attachment
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row." - Rampage Jackson
by Rampagelangford on Mar 4, 2010 6:23 AM EST up reply actions
always been completely against bull 'fighting'
Its honestly just so offensive and mind blowing and cruel that it makes me sick. I always get satisfaction out of the bull tearing a guy up. Its the single moment ill actually cheer for something. They can’t get hurt enough to make up for the horrible act their committing.
worbanizer
by daniel worby on Mar 4, 2010 9:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
that gif always makes me laugh
and kind of makes me feel sorry for him too, it’s the facial expression he pulls, he looks totally lost lol, but he’s trying to be cool about it.
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:37 AM EST up reply actions
One night in Paris...
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
that is such a dirty old man look on his face
looks like he is about to start talking like the retarded coach in the dungarees from the waterboy
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:40 AM EST up reply actions
Nothing worse than an old man trying to act cool...lol
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
LOL
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:53 AM EST up reply actions
haha brilliant!
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row." - Rampage Jackson
by Rampagelangford on Mar 4, 2010 5:54 AM EST up reply actions
LOL it looks like it.
half of his tweets are like that
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row." - Rampage Jackson
what a ruh-tard
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 5:38 AM EST up reply actions
i heart Randy
And if he fucked Paris he is cool. I’d fuck the hell out of her. So would ANY single guy in the world. I don’t care if you say she’s a slut or too skinny. I prefer a girl with more meat too. 135lbs in the right areas and bout 5’6" to 5’8". And don’t like sluts. That being said I’m not marrying her, just fucking her.
You would to. You’re not fooling me boys.
worbanizer
by daniel worby on Mar 4, 2010 9:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
never said I wouldn't
I honestly don’t think I would sober though, it’d be too odd, any sex I had with a woman like that would involve alcohol, maybe some recreational drugs, peer pressure and an alley way.
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 9:24 AM EST up reply actions
and a video camera
Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
AMERICA.....FUCK YEAH
Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!
by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 4, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
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