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Strikeforce Nashville: Jake Shields 'training his ass off' for Dan Henderson (Video)

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Did anyone ever see Bully Beatdown?

For those who don’t know, it was an MMA T.V. reality show hosted by Jason “Mayhem” Miller. In it, the premise is that a victim of a bully in their hometown writes in to Mayhem, then Mayhem gets a pro MMA fighter of the same size to kick their ass. The bully fights 2 rounds, one of grappling only, then the second is kickboxing. Pretty much every week the bully gets beaten the shit out of and submitted all over the place.

Although…when Jake sheilds stepped up to give the beatdown (2 different episodes), it actually looked like he was losing the standup portion of the fight…

Dan the man by 1 punch KO, whenever he wants! He’s an awesome wrestler too so “the blanket” sheilds won’t be quite so effective at snuggling.

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by SuperShins on Mar 20, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

War shields!!!

Anderson Silva is p4p the greatest fighter of all time, Fedor and GSP fear the mighty Spider

by frosnt1 on Mar 20, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields is done for...

Shields bread and butter is wrestling! He is not out wrestling Hendo. He was barely able to do anything with Miller. He held on like a cowboy riding out a victory. Hendo is way more acomplished as a wreslter, and would be amazed if he secures any takedowns. That leaves him standing up! Where he will eat an overhand right and crumple like Port au Prince!

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Filipovic's Manager: And a small dick!

by Da Monkey on Mar 20, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

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Good luck with that Jake “the Blanket”.

Perhaps you should bring a pillow into the cage.

Or, if you want to fight the inevitable “Bisping-style” knock-out, see if you can hide a bat with the pointy end of the nails sticking out to keep Dan’s power at bay.

by justbleed9999 on Mar 20, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields sucks colonic tubes...

and hes going to get exposed after Dan the man hits him with a center block all the way from Afghanistan.

by The Legacy on Mar 20, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields can win this for sure

Hendo is obviously the favorite for good reason with that said Shields is massively underrated hes a WW whos stepped up his competition by moving up to MW and has done real well Hendo is not nearly as good on the ground as Miller is so if he finds himself on his back it will be bad period. Hendo is definitely the man and ill be rooting for him but if Shields takes it i wont be mad at all i like shields but i loove Hendo especially after the beautiful KO of Bisping i mean damn that was niiiice never can get enough of it!

If you dont like drugs then dont do them.....give them to me!

by Khaos_Warrior on Mar 20, 2010 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields has some mad skill in there,

so his striking isnt as good as Dans big deal, Dan isnt the best striker out there either. His wrestling skill opens the door for him to strike, guys are worried about getting taken down and the WAM comes the overhand. This fight could go either way, I hope Jake wins the fight and signs with the UFC, he is good enough to be there!

by HEELHOOK on Mar 20, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

this is jake shields vs chael sonnen in a stand up war

my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields

by HellaHectic on Mar 20, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

so jake says hes training with kos and fitch? 2 people he wont fight in the ufc..fucking retarded

this is getting ridiculous…kos and fitch wont fight each other…now shields comes to the ufc and he wont fight them either…so now we have a 4th person added to the kos,fitch,swick trifecta that wont fight….not that anyone gives a fuck about swick anymore..

shields losing to dan isnt really gonna hurts his stock since hes really a ww anyway…i mean come on, he was fighting at 170 and hes now fighting a guy who was fighting at 205…so they were at a 30 pound difference 2 years ago in their careers so it doesnt really hurt him losing to dan

hes coming to the ufc regardless…since he wont fight the triplets he might as well fight their common opponent, paulo thiago…would be a great match up…

god i fucking hate jake shields, i hate that guy so bad….i cant express to you the hatred i have for this guy….i would rather run into a daycare with a chainsaw and do toddler beheadings than even look at this guy….

but most of my hatred stems from the fact that he is so highly rated but never beaten a highly rated guy….so if he came to the ufc and started beating top guys my hatred would slowly diminish….but now that i know he wont even fight 2 of the top 5 guys in the division it makes my hatred for him grow….

i mean if he walked into the ufc and took his first fight with koscheck, beat him and then beat thiago alves or fitch…i would be like….“holy shit….ive just been converted to a shields nuthugger, bring on gsp” but if hes gonna choose to take on the marcus davis’s of the division on his way to a title shot then bring out the chainsaw and take me to a daycare

my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields

by HellaHectic on Mar 20, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

shields victory?

No way Kemosabe!

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

HellaHectic

I think you spend to much of your own personal time hating guys so much that you would rather “behead babies with a chainsaw”. How can someone you dont even know affect your life in such a negative way. You have issue’s bro and your beheading babies comment is sickeing, the fact that you could even think that up is physcotic if you ask me. You make me a little bit nervous!!!

by HEELHOOK on Mar 21, 2010 11:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Jakes fight with Hendo

Big Hendo fan …also like Shields, however his last fight was more than disapponting and i think he’s in very real danger against Dan the man. I really think Dana made a mistake lettin him go cause he’s certainly up there in both 185 and 205 but especially mw. Shame on dana.

by babywoods99 on Mar 22, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

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