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UFC 114: Rashad Evans may bring Mr. T to the Octagon to mess with 'Rampage' Jackson

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"I don't like all the pre-fight talking, so I can't wait until I finally get my chance to shut him up," said Evans. "There were a lot of times on the show when I wanted to hit him right there. When Keith [Jardine] was training for his fight with Rampage, I had to mimic Rampage's style. I can probably beat Rampage as Rampage now. Plus, he's gotten fat. He needs to get in shape just to get in shape. I may come to the Octagon with Mr. T just to get in his head."

Former light heavyweight champion Rashad Evans wants to settle the score with fellow TUF 10 coach and bitter rival Quinton Jackson when they collide at the upcoming UFC 114 event from the MGM Grand on May 29 in Las Vegas. "Sugar" was able to dispatch Thiago Silva earlier this year while "Rampage" went Hollywood for a role in the new A-Team movie as B.A. Baracus -- the part made famous by Mr. T. Could the original bearded brawler throw a wrench in the mental works of Jackson with his shiny jewelry and infamous mohawk? Or will Rampage pity the fool en route to a Evans beatdown?

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lol nice Photoshop Jesse.

Rashad is such an idiot. Can’t wait for him to get KTFO and win some cash.

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I think that would be funny as hell if Rashad did that!

Is that true about Rashad being in MENSA, sorry if you were just being a smart ass and I look totally foolish for asking if it is true, but I am curious if there is any validity to that OJR.

by Edgecrusher71 on Mar 19, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Highly unlikely a MENSA member carries on like this...

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 19, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I’ve been laughing the past 5 minutes watching this.

by Crackkbaby on Mar 19, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 19, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i fear for the safety of the general public if rampage loses

what if he goes on another one of his energy drink induced benders… that being said WAR RASHAD

"Theres only two things you need to know about me: I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and im innocent until my guilt is proven"

by dangerdunphy on Mar 19, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he is no Anderson!

"90 percent of the game is half mental"
"Im the oldest I’ve ever been, right now" – Words of Wisdom by Tim Sylvia

Mirko Filipovic: The guys that are always trying to impress girls by saying 'Hey, I bought a new Ferrari or I bought a new ship.' I will take her to my room and she'll see 10 guns. 15 revolvers.
Filipovic's Manager: And a small dick!

by Da Monkey on Mar 20, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rashad is annoying and if you are a Rampage fan you can’t not think that. He was on his ass like a 12 yr old kid all TUF, trying to act like he’s a better fighter because he can talk and sound “intelligent” extremely annoying.

there's still something so unifying about sport in it's purest form, when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness and in doing so remind us all that we also have greatness inside of us.

by RoBerto. on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage is a tool. He isn’t funny, despite what Mayhem and Tiki Ghosn think. He’s just an annoying douchebag. I’m not a huge Rshad fan, but I like him a lot more than I did early on. I hope Rashad knocks Rampage on his ass a few times and does his crotch dance at him.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 19, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Titties" killed me. I recorded it and made my wife watch it and she was crying laughing too.

I could really care less for either of them, but THAT was funny

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 19, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure you and your wife share the same sense of humor as me. I actually find things funny that aren’t childish and retarded. Just me.

Anderson Silva is p4p the greatest fighter of all time, Fedor and GSP fear the mighty Spider

by frosnt1 on Mar 19, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the "titties" thing wasn't funny to me

and he wore it into the ground. I think he felt bad for it when he realized it was hurting dude’s feelings, but then dude got up in his face and he lost sympathy for him.

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding me?

Titties was pure unadulterated Page-Hilariousness.

“How could you lose to a guy with Titties?” – Priceless

You guys are sensitive and sad…

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm..

it was kinda funny the first 50 times, from then on it died..

For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26

by guyverbob on Mar 19, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I am not a fan of either.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 19, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roberto agreed 100%.

Rashad is fake in almost everything he does (TUF, Interviews etc.)

Rampage says a lot of stupid shit but at least he is real and doesn’t censor himself.

Im counting the seconds for Rashad to get WanderleiThree’d.

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

from the forrest fight

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 19, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you like anyone in Jackson's camp BJPF?

GSP?
Rashad?
Florian?
Nate?
Jardine?

Surely you must like Jones. No?

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Mar 20, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

That little stunt

Made me lose a lot of respect for Rashad and I didn’t think I would be able to cheer for him but here I am cheering for him lol.

by Edgecrusher71 on Mar 19, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

the gifs say it all

Rashad is a cocky disrespectful poser. He likes to put on a suit and try to sound like a sophisticated intellegent guy, but when it really counts, in the ring, he’s a disrespetful bitch who clowns on nice guys like Forrest and spews profanity and obscene gestures at his opponents. He’s a two-faced little prick and I can’t stand him. His own mother likes Rampage better than him.

Rampage may not be an intellectual and he talks ghetto and teases folks for laughs, but at least he’s always himself. He doesn’t put on airs and pretend to be something he’s not, and he’s realistic about his record, honest about his losses, and even “Titties” said he’s one of the coolest guys you could ever meet. We frequently hear Dana, Rogan, and other fighters talk about how likeable Rampage is. But even Jardine, whom Rashad calls his “boy” just keeps his mouth shut about his feelings about Rashad. I’d bet that’s a one-way brotherhood.

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great Rampage Quotes

Rogan: Lets look at the video, what were you thinking at this point?
Rampage: I was thinkin, “Damn, he’s gonna whoop my ass, I’d better hit him again!”
Rogan: Walk us through this part.
Rampage: I’m thinkin’ “Oops, I missed that uppercut, damn the hook missed too, maybe I should slam his ass, I ain’t done that in a while. Wait a minute, dumbass, he’s a greco-roman olympiac. What was I thinkin!?!”
Rogan: Tell us your thoughts on fighting Hendo
Rampage: I knew Dan was tough, but Damn! I didn’t know he was gonna beat up my fists with his face like that! My fists be hurtin’ like hell. He beat the shit out my knuckles with that rock head of his! That’s a new injury right there!

In PRIDE
Reporter: What’s with the chain, are you gonna wear that to the ring?
Rampage: I’m fighting Sakuraba. Dude tapped out 4 Gracies, Damn right I’m bringing my chain. You think I’m finna fight that dude wiffout my chain?!? Shiiiiiit, you must be crazy!

by (shonuff) on Mar 23, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clowns on nice guys like Forrest.

Rashad done one thing in the heat of the moment against Forrest. When the fight was over ther was no bad feelings at all between them, your making a bigger issue out of it than what it actually was, and make it sound like its something he does every time he fights. People make out that is the reason they dislike Rashad, but the guy had a ton of hate before he even fought Forrest, and no matter what he does there will always be haters. His knockout of Chuck was equally as impressive as Rampages, but all the people who doubted he could do it put it down to Rampage ending Chucks career. That is complete crap. Chucks stand up was never really all that good, but it was made to look better than it actually was when he fought and beat a bunch of wrestlers. All it took to was a descent striker or a striker with a descent gameplan to expose the weakness in his predictable fighting style. I said this when I predicted Jardine would beat him and I also said Rashad would beat him, not because he was done, but because his 5 straight wins were against wrestlers, where he could get away with his lack of technique or technical skill. Wandy came to brawl and trade punches and paid the price. Watch Rashads knockout of Chuck again, do you seriouly think that if Chuck never fought Rampage he would still have been standing after getting hit with a punch like that, I seriously doubt it.

by Ade on Mar 20, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being a smartass. But any Page fans calling Rashad an idiot is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 19, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

@ Edgecrusher.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 19, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

their both black...who is in MENSA now Einstein? lol...j/k

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 19, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any members of the Tito fan club are definite MENSA members in an alternate universe.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 19, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 19, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope so rashad..

but im also hoping rashad isn’t underestimating rampage, even though rashad is the smarter fighter, rampage fights like a cavmen..

For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26

by guyverbob on Mar 19, 2010 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope so too

and I don’t think Rashad will understimate him. He’s too smart to do that, and he comes from the best camp around…

by LJ. on Mar 19, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rashad is smarter and faster and works harder

Rampage is stronger and more naturally gifted.

Normally in a scenario like that, I’d root for the hard worker, but I can’t stand Rashad’s pretentiousness and arrogance, and I love Rampage’s sense of humor.

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage will be tough for shad to bring down

 But if Shad last to the third round and makes Page work in the first two rounds he has a chance as little as it may be.

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Mar 19, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol right

Cause Rashad did amazingly well in the third against Thiago…

Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]
Overeem will NOT show up on May 15th! Mark my words. Sig stays til then.

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cant wait for this fight!!!

Rampage is a tough guy but Rashad is tough and also has more skill. Hate Page, love Shad, no brainer hope to see Page go to sleep.

by HEELHOOK on Mar 19, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I think on paper...

Rampage is the better fighter all around. The only aspect Rashad has him beat in is wrestling. Page is the beter boxer, stronger fighter, more experienced, has pretty good take dow defense. Rampage took 15 some odd knees from Wandy and though he went down he got right back up for the most part. He took the beating from Shogun and stood right back up. Rashad doesn’t have the power to Page go to sleep. On his best day in the Octagon, he is not putting page to sleep. Decision win maybe, the only one being putting to sleep though will be Rashad!

"90 percent of the game is half mental"
"Im the oldest I’ve ever been, right now" – Words of Wisdom by Tim Sylvia

Mirko Filipovic: The guys that are always trying to impress girls by saying 'Hey, I bought a new Ferrari or I bought a new ship.' I will take her to my room and she'll see 10 guns. 15 revolvers.
Filipovic's Manager: And a small dick!

by Da Monkey on Mar 20, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage is a much better wrestler than Rashad

He outwrestled 2-time Olympian Hendo! He would completely dominate Rashad on the ground. Rashad’s ONLY advantage is his hand speed. Well, that and he has a much better team behind him and better gameplanners in his corner.

by (shonuff) on Mar 23, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Think Rampage wins.

"Once Flamengo, Flamengo until die"

by Eduardo Cruz on Mar 19, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

A fight between to hard hitting Former UFC Light heavy weight champions...

The person with the softest chin is going to sleep…and we ALL know who that is.AHAAT!

by The Legacy on Mar 19, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Power, Boxing defense, Headmovemnt, and size go to Page

Wrestling and speed to Rashad

Cant wait for this. IF RAMPAGE comes in IN SHAPE its will be a very long yet short night Sugar

I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after

by SouthCaliStunNa on Mar 19, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Speed to rashad but rampage is a better wrestler.

by NateDogg77 on Mar 19, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage is a better wrestler, u got that right natedogg77.

I don’t know if ppl are trying to be nice to Rashad or what it is. But just because Rashad has been using his wrestling more in fights doesn’t make him better than Rampage.

Rashad has probably been taken down 20 times in the UFC by names like Salmon and Bisping, while the only 3 or some times Page have found himself on his back was against Dan Henderson.

there's still something so unifying about sport in it's purest form, when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness and in doing so remind us all that we also have greatness inside of us.

by RoBerto. on Mar 19, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool thing is Page got Hendo down twice as many times.

there's still something so unifying about sport in it's purest form, when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness and in doing so remind us all that we also have greatness inside of us.

by RoBerto. on Mar 19, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

forrest had him on his back for 4:47 of a round.

My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim

Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez

by Synyster_08 on Mar 19, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, you’re right. Rampage injured his leg and was caught in a choke and fell to the ground.

there's still something so unifying about sport in it's purest form, when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness and in doing so remind us all that we also have greatness inside of us.

by RoBerto. on Mar 19, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys...

Don’t forget Rashad is a JiuJitsu Blackbelt!

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Makes me laugh so hard saying it or even imagining it.

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

leg kicks are not wrestling

Forrest chopped Rampage’s legs out from under him. He made no effort to get up because he intentionally took that round “off” to give his leg a chance to recover so he could stand up and punch again….which he did.

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a new quote? Why is Shad repeating the losing weight joke?

He can’t be out of jokes already, there’s still 2 months till fight time. Come up with some new material Rashad. I really hate Page but I wouldn’t mind seeing Evans knocked out either, so I don’t care who wins this fight.

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 19, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

eh..

atleast hes running dry now, rampage was out of jokes since TUF 10..

For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26

by guyverbob on Mar 19, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Rampage isn't even that funny, on tuf he was trying to be all funny and Tiki just laughing at nothing trying to be all Whiggerish, like Page's little lap-dog bitch.

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 19, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap..

u just made me and all 5 ppl around me laugh..

For what profit is it to man if he gains the world , and loses his own soul?
- Matthew 16:26

by guyverbob on Mar 19, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hilarious...

but wrong on so many levels

"Theres only two things you need to know about me: I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and im innocent until my guilt is proven"

by dangerdunphy on Mar 19, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

fantastic tkk!

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bringing Mr T. into it...

IMO is far far worse then dragging someone’s mother into pre-fight trash talking. You just don’t do it.

Hope he asks Mr T., gets told he’s a foo and we see him front row for the fight cheering on Rampage!

by Gentleman on Mar 19, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That could be a total set-up, like the time Degeneration-X brought in Mike Tyson for their feud with Stone Cold Steve Austin, but at the end Tyson decked Shaun Michaels and ripped off his DX shirt to show his Austin 3:16 shirt underneath.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 19, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those were the days when wrassling was fun.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 19, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 19, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol it was never fun.

you guys were just young.

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rashad is a cocky bitch, and I bet Rampage shuts his mouth. One good punch and Rashad is in trouble. He’ll go down in the 2nd.

by N8dogg007 on Mar 19, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Why all the Rampage Hate?

Almost everyone used to love him and just because he goes and makes a movie, he suddenly decides he is too big for MMA? Bullshit, Rampage wants to win the title back and everytime he fights, its always going to be a massive PPV draw bc either its going to be a 3/5 round slugfest someone is getting knocked out

by Apocacryptic on Mar 19, 2010 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i like Rampage he's an awesome fighter

i think a lot of people forget how good he can be he’s a defo contender

by evilgumbo on Mar 19, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rashad is guna make bumpage like slow as hell!

Jardine was seconds away from beating rampage till he got caught! Rashad is way better then jardine & will show it when he beats down the fake ass MR T!

by d*locc on Mar 19, 2010 1:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

You must be crazy!!!

Machida knocked out Rashad with very little behind his punches, and you really think that when one or two haymakers from Rampage lands that Rashad will be able to stand and take them?

by N8dogg007 on Mar 19, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then y didn't he KO jardine or griffin?

Ring rust is guna be a bitch & I hope Rashad makes him pay for it. Bumpage got lucky against Wand & Chuck cuz they R old ass brawlers. Rashads not guna brawl he’s goin 2 pick his ass apart!

by d*locc on Mar 19, 2010 2:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I Hope Rashad

brings more then Mr. T. Like maybe his wrestling.

by AintNoSunshine on Mar 19, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

and the van from A-Team

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 19, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is hilarious in my opinion.

saying he’s not funny is just lame, those ppl should come up with a funnier fighter and even if they do i won’t agree.

there's still something so unifying about sport in it's purest form, when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness and in doing so remind us all that we also have greatness inside of us.

by RoBerto. on Mar 19, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no puck.

he doesn’t try… he just doesn’t have a filter and says whatever comes to mind. so some shit is funny. but thats exactly what makes him real. rashad is all fake and thinks hard about ever little thing he says trying harder than anyone else.

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

^^^TRUTH^^^

freenow just hit the nail right on the head boys!

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's BS

He does try. He is always trying too hard to be funny. I’ve always thought that, even back when I liked the guy. Watch how he interacts with the camera in his post fight interviews, when he is TRYING to be funny.

by LJ. on Mar 19, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s who he is. He likes to have fun.

there's still something so unifying about sport in it's purest form, when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness and in doing so remind us all that we also have greatness inside of us.

by RoBerto. on Mar 19, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage haters?????

Everyone on this thread besides me and like 1-2 other people all hate Rashad!!

by HEELHOOK on Mar 19, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

made me laugh too

but the funniest was when there was just one guy left when they were picking teams but Page picked the camera man

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 19, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

True....that and when

he pointed out the titties on what’s his face

by N8dogg007 on Mar 19, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 19, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite was the chickens in the car

and I love his “breff” jokes and his impressions of Liddell.

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

His best joke was the fish joke when he imitated Rashad's KO at the hands of Machida.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 19, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welll...

Obviously he didn’t mimic Rampage that well. I believe Jardine lost that fight..

Greasy St.Pierre, the last Outsider.
Anderson Silva reign= reaping the benefits of a very weak UFC MW division for the past 3 years.
Penn, Ortiz, Big Nog, Mir, Belfort, Barnett, and Nick Diaz.

by xxBAxx816 on Mar 19, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Rampage will win and then get his title back. Hopefully gets a fight with Machida or Shogun id like to see that

I was a fool to think Bisping had any chance against the Axe Murderer, and even more foolish to bet agaisnt the great Puck Head.

by Tonyuk on Mar 19, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

forsure!

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rampage may sound dumb, but atleast he is real, and funny! Rashad played how he wanted to be percieved on TUF, don’t be fooled, he is clever. Page KO by pure anger, can’t wait. Rashad is the fool to be pitied

If I'm free it's cos I'm always running - Jimi Hendrix

by Jimi_kiss the sky on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!

2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]

by freenow82 on Mar 19, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes rashad bring mr t. and have him wear a sugar and spice and everything nice t-shirt.

on the back say" i pity that fool quinton “rampage” jackson". ufc please give that man front row seats. i’m laughing and it has not even happen yet or may not happen at all but i would do it. evans will beat rampage.

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"

by wolfmanshowlforever on Mar 19, 2010 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Brock Lesnar.

I’m so happy that you and Dana White have turned MMA into Wresting entertainment and the rubes bought it.

by K S on Mar 19, 2010 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This aint chess

If I'm free it's cos I'm always running - Jimi Hendrix

by Jimi_kiss the sky on Mar 19, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the points are great but em rashad evans is the more talented one my call is if rashads able to take down rampage then rashad via ud i can also see rashads speed be a factor in the fight but i think hes gotta seriously work on his takedowns cause rampage has faced the tuffest wrestlers and they werent able to take him down so the fight should be intresting WAR SUGA RASHAD EVANSSSSSSSSSSS

by war suga rashad evans on Mar 20, 2010 4:54 AM EDT reply actions  

you talk about how rashads fake and all but i mean i met rampage that dudes fake he aint funny like he puts him self out to be the guys a complete ass hole thinks him self to be better then anyone i mena just like rashad said he is selfish and my buddie achly worked in the movie whit him in the a team he wanted to come up to rampage and the director gave him a sign telling him rampage dont wana talk to no body i mean the guys a complete dick

by war suga rashad evans on Mar 20, 2010 4:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Rampage isn't the one who think's he's better than everyone else

That’s your poser-boy Rashad. Rampage has always been very honest about his weaknesses and humble about his losses. (see the quotes I posted above) Rashad is the one who thinks he’s doing the world a favor by standing on it.

by (shonuff) on Mar 23, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Suga Too Sweeet

Rashad is a talented athlete & mix-martial artist…but hes still theres no denying hes also a biaotch. When it comes down to it, Rashad is a punkass that lets his alligator mouth overload his canary ass (reference evans v. machida) and deserves the stomping thats going to come his way May 29th. This is of course contingent upon Ramapage not missing the fight to wind-up Celebrity Fat errrr Fit Club. BTW, calling Facade Evans the “WB Frog” is the best gloss ever.

by LeftHookToTheDome on Mar 20, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  


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