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My Lunch Meeting with Dana White

 

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So for all of you who are wondering about the lunch meeting that i had with Dana White, this fanpost is for you. This is my fist fanpost, so if you see anything that i can do to improve it or any features im not using, feel free to let me know!

Something that i dont think alot of you will realize, unless i say it, is that i am a 5th year college student at the University of North Dakota (Go Fighting Sioux!!!). The reason im a marketing major is because i want to work for the marketing department of the UFC, and i have always admired Dana for what he has done for the sport. I by no means make alot of money, and im not a kid who's parents are putting him through college. Im completely on my own, and this was the first time i had ever gotten on a plane. The sole reason for me going to Vegas was because Dana agreed to take time out of his hectic schedule (and during a fight week even!) to sit down with with this college kid who had a class assignment to take a professional in a field we are interested in out to lunch and have an informational interview. I was very nervous seeing as i was about to meet the man whose carreer i had followed for years, and who has the power to give me the job of my dreams. Making a good, memorable impression was vital, so if i ever got the chance to submit a resume, i would have some sort of foot in the door. Sorry if this sounds a little 'star struck' but it was a big deal for me.

I landed in Vegas at 945 PM local time on sunday night, and my meeting with Dana was the next day (Monday) at 12:30. I got to the Zuffa offices, and it was immediately apparent where i was. 2-46" plasma TV's were showing the replays of UFC 110 and WEC 47. A big cardboard cutout of GSP and Hardy was looming next to the door, and copies of "Fighters Only" and "Fight" magazine were scattered on the lobby coffee table. I walked up to the security gaurd behind the desk and told him i had a 12:30 appt with Mr. White. He looked at me like i had just told him i wanted to slap his mother, but he picked up the phone and dialed. "Hello, there is an andrew keller here saying he has a 12:30 with you? ....oh....ok....yes, of course... *hangs up phone* sure Mr. Keller, just have a seat and he will be right down. can i offer you something to drink?" i said i was fine and proceeded to sit down on the lobby couch and break into a cold, shaky sweat. Soon, I hear someone quickly walking down the steps that lead to the Execuetive offices. Lorenzo freaking Fertitta appears and crosses the lobby into the staff offices, walking with a purpose. Kinda hits me right then, "holy shit, im at the Zuffa offices!" Before long i heard the click-click of heels walking on marble, and a young, attractive female appears walking down the steps.

She waves me over, i stand up and start walking up the steps. she introduces herself as Chari, Dana's personal assistant (this is the woman i've been emailing back and forth for the last 2 weeks to set up the lunch) and apologzies for the wait. She leads me up to these huge, frosted glass double doors, opens one of them, and motions for me to walk in. I enter, and sitting at the end of this long, rectangular table set with fancy plates, glasses, and sliverware on cloth napkins, sits Dana White texting on his phone wearing his trademark t-shirt and blue jeans. Dude looks tired as hell, but stands up with a smile on his face and shakes my hand introducing himself. We sit down and a chef comes in to read the menu for the day (tilapia, mahi-mahi, or ribeye) and we order our lunch and proceed with the meeting.

Dana in person is the exact Dana you see on tv, in interviews, and on video blogs. Straight forward and to the point. ten minutes into the meeting, Marc Ratner (NVAC commissoner) walks in and Dana and Marc discuss the Pacquiao-Clottey fight. Not before Dana introduced us though. About 20 minutes later, Danas assistant pokes her head in the door and tells Dana "I finally got a hold of John, he's on line 1 right now". and Dana replies "nope, tell him i'm busy. i'll have to try to call him back". Im sure that phone call was much more important to the success of his business than an informational meeting with a wide-eyed college kid, but for some reason he decided not to take the call. I have always said this, and this meeting confirmed it for me, but he is not all about the "almighty dollar" as a lot of people think he is. One of the main points he drove home with me was to love what i do. This is not an exact quote, but he said something to the effect of "Yeah the money is cool, I've got plenty of money. But once you have the cool cars and toys, then what? you need to be truly passionate about what you do, otherwise all the fame and the money and the bullshit will make what you do seem like work, and your gonna start hating what you do. Whats the point of having a job and going to work if you hate waking up in the morning?"

I proceed with the assignment and asked him the typical day-in-your-life type questions and things he loves and hates about his job, things he would change, his vision of the future, most important and most detrimental decisons he has made, blah blah blah

 At the end of our meeting, he told me he would take me around and give me a tour of the offices. Which are absolutely sick, by the way. he pokes his head into Craig Borsari's (Senior VP of Operations and Production of the UFC) office, and Craig is on the phone with someone who has good news for Dana. He waves Dana over, hands him the phone, and Dana proceeds to get very excited about whatever just happened. It was pretty sweet to be standing 5 feet away from him as he is getting pumped up about whatever it is that just happened.

We continue with the tour-my favorite part was the gym that was in the building. complete with a boxing ring, weights, a wall of thai pads, 3 different styles of heavy bags, and the matchmaker of the WEC kicking the bag like he's been doing Muay Thai all his life. Thats when Dana tells me "yeah, all of us that work here train so anytime our day gets a little too crappy, we just come up here and work out for a bit". 

 

We walk past this big conference room, filled with about 7 guys in their early to mid 40's, all in suit jackets, jeans, and dress shoes. Business-casual. Dana apologizes for being late and tells them he just has to finish up something and he will be right in. Then he takes me to where they do pre-fight interviews, and back up to the room where we had lunch. Then he asks if there is anything he can do for me, and I ask him if he minds if i left my resume with him just so he has it on file. "Oh absolutely, leave it with Chari out front and she will make sure it gets looked at". I gave him the UND Fighting Sioux t-shirt i brought for him, and he seemed genuinely impressed/appreciative of it. Chari snapped a picutre of us, Dana gave me the hand-clasp-chest-bump-man hug, and he was off to the meeting that spending time with me had made him late for.

I walked out of the Zuffa building in the most surreal state of mind i've ever been in. I just met the man.

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Awesome!

Congrats and good luck with your dream you will get there!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec'd!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 17, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

I'm not afraid of dying, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after

by SouthCaliStunNa on Mar 17, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andrew - WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems like just yesterday you were first poking your head around mania and began posting. Now you have private meetings with Dana White?!?!?!

WOW man, way to chase your dreams. As I was reading it, I was genuinely happy for you.

Once you get your UFC job, please feel free to inform me of any last minute injuries that go under the radar!!!!

I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!

by ViolentMike on Mar 18, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations! It takes a lot of balls to go after something like that. Just don’t forget your Mania Brethren when you’re a big-wig.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 18, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks dub and VM!

i told you guys when i started posting, i may be a new poster but i do have some MMA knowledge and im not the typical newbie/troll. I appreciate all the positive feedback on this post, im genuinely surprised it was so well received!

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

...and then there's Brendog. :)

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 18, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

OJR-

Ive followed this site long enough to know that the old schoolers arent what alot of people think they are, i respect those who display in-depth knowledge of MMA and those who respect the posts and opinions of others, i just didnt expect people to like this that much i guess. figured i’d get alot of “yeah right, your making this shit up” and “wow, i cant hear you talking with dana’s nuts in your mouth” type bullshit.

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

doin my part

not all of us can contribute inside info on Dana and the Zuffa offices via a private meeting. Congrats on that

Loyality before Reality

by brendog on Mar 18, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's awesome AK!

Everything i’ve ever heard about Dana is that he’s way cool, and that he really does care about people/fans, etc. What an amazing experience!

by LJ. on Mar 18, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty impressive

man that was a pretty good read enjoyed the whole thing. i liked how u explained everything, from ur emotions to the envioment as well as dana’s attitude towards the whole situation. i hope u get where u want to b if not u should write stories or something, because ur detailed writing is something to be admired.

by ruanfiy on Mar 20, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So cool!

Dreams man, they are only dreams unless you reach for them and you are doing exactly that, WAY TO GO! I’m a 5th year at Augustana and played football, played you fellas up at the Alerus Center a few years back… Got our asses handed to us haha.

by Edgecrusher71 on Mar 18, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

thanks for that cool piece of info man. and yeah, our football team either whoops ass or gets their asses whooped. very rarely are there ‘good’ football games, cause they’re so one-sided either way. Hockey, on the other hand, we dominate at. The guy who scored the goal to tie up the USA vs Canada olympic gold hockey game (toews) actually played for and graduated from up here at UND

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Naw, thank YOU for sharing your experience with us.

for sharing your experience with us. It almost felt like being there myself…except you didn’t get kicked out or called the names that he would have called me after El Generalisimo got sick of my insolent questions about his unprofessional conduct and public berating of his employees and why he calls the UFC “the NFL of MMA” and then doesn’t give his fighters even basic health insurance when they risk their necks every day training for his fights.

But other than than not feeling the boot of one of his security guards up my ass, it felt just like being there.. LOL

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

happy fpr ypu mate.

Out of curisoity, did you tell him you would be writing about this on mania or just at school?

I get my ass kicked for money, all you gotta do is talk motherfucker.... Rampage Pride GP03

by DrewMoney$$$ on Mar 17, 2010 9:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

wow

I enjoyed reading this, interesting to hear what goes on behind the scenes!

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Mar 17, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesse,

What do you think Dana will think of this meeting being posted on here? Will he care? I think he will be cool with it.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 17, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely deserves a rec...cool story and thx for sharing

Anderson Silva is p4p the greatest fighter of all time, Fedor and GSP fear the mighty Spider

by frosnt1 on Mar 17, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I think...

Dana is a good dude. truly loves the sport, loves his job, and honestly cares about the success of the sport. And he goes out of his way to make sure fans are happy. Whens the last time the NFL, NBA, PGA, did something strictly for the fans? Whens the last time you saw the president of the NFL standing on stage for as long as it took to answer questions from fans before a football game? Whens the last time the NBA put on a game and donated proceeds to a fund like the Intrepid Fallen Heroes? People have their opinions about Mr. White, and i have mine, but one thing is for sure-the did not benefit from meeting with me. there was nothing in it for him. If anything, he lost valuable time. I think that says a lot.

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 4:16 AM EDT reply actions  

he gained a +200 on his reputation points though thats for sure, you might have just made dana white look like a little less of an asshole but hey im not the lady he cursed out hahha

good write up ak

by randy murders on Mar 19, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

You mean the Cunt? He was probably right about that, even if he shouldn’t have said it out loud.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 22, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now where are all those Dana haters! Come out come out wherever you are!

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub

by The Negation on Mar 18, 2010 6:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Real interesting stuff man. Dana sounds like a decent guy. Hope your profs are as impressed as the mania population is. Good luck on the assignment.

by Amos14 on Mar 18, 2010 7:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Good read dude

@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner

by _Felix_ on Mar 18, 2010 7:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Andrew

Great Spririt bud. Very entrepreneurial. The T-Shirt was a great touch… its actually part of my playbook.

I know a few guys and clients that have all the toys. You could give them a diamond the size of a Geo and they wouldn’t care. But i have given them T-shirts from my travels and they go nuts. Seriously… I bet you impressed Dana with that and I wouldn’t be surprised if DW worked the Fighting Sioux into the rotation.

It’s great that you set the scene for your application one day. If you do apply for a UFC job, don’t forget to call Chari and Dana and let them know you’ve entered into a process with the organization.

Thanks sharing the experience.

I want Ricardo Arona to sign with the UFC and his first fight should be James Toney. This is a win win scenario for MMA

by Bigger Zino on Mar 18, 2010 7:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Very nice read bud…I appreciate you sharing your experience with us. As much as people around here like to give Dana a hard time…the guy is still true to himself and I like that he acts the same in person that he appears to through the media.

"To me, MMA is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other."

by Buster Bluth on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've always liked Dana

 He is himself through the media like Keller say’s and you don’t find than in todays world too often, most of the time you see phoney type politicians running the show, they tell you what they think you want to hear and they act the way they think you want them to act and are a totally different person away from the camera, kind of like a typical politician. I don’t like every move Dana has made but I do agree or understand with the majority and there is no doubt no man has done more for growing MMA as a sport than Dana has.

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think BZ said it all.

Very well said BZ, “Great Spririt bud. Very entrepreneurial. The T-Shirt was a great touch… its actually part of my playbook.” The gift is always a nice touch. Very nice post, great read, I actually got goose bumps as you were describing the entrance and way to the gym and stuff, what a job those guys have. PB had to spoil it by saying something about BJ as usual. Andrew….

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 AM EDT reply actions  

lol i kinda expecte the BJ rant from PB, so im not upset about it.

at least the thread didnt get hijacked! p.s the image you loaded got deleted before i could see it, but im sure it was good!

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The image is still on my screen, good jod anyway.

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 18, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reason im a marketing major is because i want to work for the marketing department of the UFC

Hey Andrew Keller, good luck and stick around at Mania.

"Once Flamengo, Flamengo until die"

by Eduardo Cruz on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Please make sure you HANDWRITE a thank you note to both DW and Chari for taking time out of their schedules to meet with you. And add something personal from the meeting that impressed you the most, etc.

The T-shirt was a fantastic idea, and if your dream is to pursue this, be aggressvie without being needy. The HANDWRITTEN note is a good first step, and I am sure you are already on his Twitter account. (respond occasionally)

I personally would also submit this piece to the UND school paper with your picture of you and DW. I bet you get the front page, and if you do get it published, send him a copy with another handwritten note.

Rec’d. It was amazing to read your story, and I am impressed with your passion. It will lead you far in this life.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 AM EDT reply actions  

nice touch Ulf

Andrew, the handwritten letter/thank you note is mandatory in this situation, if it were me.

Rec’d

And yeah why not… print of this Mania page and add it as supporting docs. This is your Peer Review right?

I want Ricardo Arona to sign with the UFC and his first fight should be James Toney. This is a win win scenario for MMA

by Bigger Zino on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ulf and BZ

I actually dropped off a handwritten thank you note to Dana, Chari, and the person who works with the UFC and Zuffa that put me in touch with Chari the day after the meeting, while i was still in Vegas. They probably already have them!

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

and for that AK

You get…

Im impressed. 59 comments and 23 recs… wow.

I want Ricardo Arona to sign with the UFC and his first fight should be James Toney. This is a win win scenario for MMA

by Bigger Zino on Mar 18, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmao!

wow, i have so many people to thank for this award! BZ, OJR, Pdub, SoCal, Jesse Holland VM and so many others…this is the happiest moment of my life!

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'mma let you finish but...

BEYONCE had one of the greatest videos of ALL TIME, Yall!

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

"OF ALL TIME!!!", Kanye, "Oh my God", Beyonce

Kanye jokes will never get old.

Speaking of Beyonce, Telephone is her best video to date.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 21, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andrew - Great post! rec'd
“things he loves and hates about his job, things he would change, his vision of the future, most important and most detrimental decisons he has made, blah blah blah”

Can you elaborate on this on this? Very interested.

Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."

Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"

by Two_Words on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Way to make me feel like a shitty college student

just kidding this is cool stuff. I started as a marketing major, wanting to work with the UFC. college has since altered my goals though. props to pulling this off

Loyality before Reality

by brendog on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

great story! thanks for sharing

I'm old school hating Lesnar, I've been hating Lesnar since '08

by MicahW on Mar 18, 2010 10:05 AM EDT reply actions  

GREAT READ!!!

You did a great job and it was exciting to read! And Vegas is a great first place to fly too, esp to do what you did! I have always been a fan of Dana minus the Kimbo saga!!!!!

by MBOW on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Good luck mate, I hope that one day you do get to work for the UFC

Great read, the best thing about Dana is how much he appreciates the fans. He has the perfect job and I hope that you can get your dream job as well, meeting with the President is a great way to get your foot in the door.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Man that is really cool and exciting

It is really very neat that he would make this time for you, skip that important call from John, etc. More than i would have expected from such a busy guy.

"6'1' 240lbs of solid steel and sex appeal...Garyyyy Goodridge!"

favorite ring intro ever!

by nugnuts on Mar 18, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

the real question is, who could john be

if it was big john and he finally agreed to come back and ref in the UFC and he didnt take the call and now its ruined, you better head for the hills

Loyality before Reality

by brendog on Mar 18, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great write up Andrew. Don't forget us when you are working for 'the man'.

Good luck too, bro. It is a dream job I wish I had.

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 18, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds awesome bro.

i wish my college degree program would allow me to do something for that, but Homeland Security probably doesn’t roll as fluidly in a business meeting as Marketing. haha. Good luck and a very well written article. You could be a writer too man.

My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim

Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez

by Synyster_08 on Mar 18, 2010 12:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Homeland Security

As Don King would say… Only IN America.

Syn what is that though? Are you going to be like a customs agent?

I want Ricardo Arona to sign with the UFC and his first fight should be James Toney. This is a win win scenario for MMA

by Bigger Zino on Mar 18, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

im from an aviation school, so you can kind of get an idea with that.

but really, im in army rotc, so i just need a degree to get my comission. I doubt that i will ever use my degree. I’ll be Army brass for a while

My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim

Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez

by Synyster_08 on Mar 18, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky You Bro.

A walk inside Zuffa offices must have been sweet. Each time I have ever spoken with Dana he just comes across as a very real person and that goes for the Fertitas as well. I am glad you had that experience.

by AintNoSunshine on Mar 18, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

So are you a UFC fighter??

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 18, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ignore that stupid question....

Brain fart and somehow i posted it.

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 18, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ans is...

the mystery guy Dana has come to blogs to see what we want huh?

by kevjack115 on Mar 18, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks ANS.

and i assumed you had visited with Dana multiple times, so im sure you chuckled to yourself when reading how nervous i was and whatnot. but like i said, im just a wide-eyed college kid who has a shitload of life experiences left, and this was a huge thing to me.

by Andrew Keller on Mar 18, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

the search for ANS identity continues

Loyality before Reality

by brendog on Mar 18, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth

Theres a part of me that likes not knowing and another part which really wants the TRUTH!

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 18, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the way to use it.^^^

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 18, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truth

ANS is Rashad. We know for a fact that he’s not Jardine anyway because of how good his striking fanpost was and never once mentioned “unorthodox”.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 18, 2010 6:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thats Actually Pretty Funny.

I should have put Jardines stance in their just to throw the whole post for a loop.

by AintNoSunshine on Mar 18, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that you Melvin?

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 18, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's how you use it ^^^

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

@ David

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this twitter speak? ^^^

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 19, 2010 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

it^^^

What is it^^^?

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 19, 2010 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

It means "Look up, Dipstick!"

“Them Duke boys are on the roof again, Enos! This time I’m gonna cuff em ‘n stuff em! I’m in hot pursuit, Geetgeetgeet!”

by (shonuff) on Mar 19, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 19, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You never got my replies did you Enos?

Oh well, jog on

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 19, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

^^^

???

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 19, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

great read

usually I’d post up top, but this isn’t the time to Hijack! I tried and tried for months to get Dana to come up to our suite for 101, I spoke with his assistant on the phone a few times, and was about 50/50 he would come up. After seeing the layout of their suites I understand why he didnt. Great job bro!

by kevjack115 on Mar 18, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Great story Andrew

Sure Dana would appreciate blokes with your drive and ambition at the UFC. Don’t stop believing

Will we get to see your college work?

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 18, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hold on to that feeling

Too tempting to miss.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 18, 2010 6:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ha Ha

BTW, Are you two related?

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 19, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha I doubt it mate

As far as I know I’m the only Warnock-Smith on Mania.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 21, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool post

Always like Dana, only judge him on what I see and hear. You have first hand experience which backs all that up. Hope you get to where you want to go, it is only the beholder who can stop ones dreams, no one else. Good luck!!!

If I'm free it's cos I'm always running - Jimi Hendrix

by Jimi_kiss the sky on Mar 18, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Go get us some free tickets Andrew!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit,

we should get our own event. UFC 117: Mania in Cage!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

*the

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 18, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man i better get going

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 19, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's about quality,

not quantity kid, but good for you, Dana’s one guy I have never had the pleasure. Good luck.

'How's taste my pee pee pee?'

by theCloser on Mar 20, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course all quality from me im

a Penn fan

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 21, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

8

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Mar 19, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

0

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Mar 19, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

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"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Mar 19, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

0

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Mar 19, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

more to go lol

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

by Puck Head on Mar 19, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

you got the right idea there. i'll start posting one sentence at a time.lol

My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim

Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez

by Synyster_08 on Mar 19, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you manage to steal an ashtray or the Dan Ardy cut out or something???

good post and well done, follow your dreams and go for it, no one will do it for you, etc etc etc, lol.
Its great to know that more and more passionate people are getting involved every day, as are passionate people involved already, go for it mate….

by freedomthrtyfve on Mar 19, 2010 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s a nice read and undoubtly was an awesome experience. Do you have more material that you submitted to your prof, or a record fo your Q and A w/ big D?

by naturalist on Mar 20, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

yep i typed up the interview, but im not gonna post actually questions and answers

i dunno how he’d feel about it being on the internet, and seeing as im hoping for a job with the company one day, i dont want to piss off the boss lol. i left out specific quesitons from the fanpost for a reason, and changed the name of the caller to “john” for a reason.

by Andrew Keller on Mar 21, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it

im not gonna post “actual” questions and answers. francisc down below is gonna have an aneurism when he reads this.

by Andrew Keller on Mar 21, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Done

Andrew, great job on the interview and all the best in the future. I enjoyed reading your article.

by MichaelD8 on Mar 20, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if you see anything that i can do to improve it or any features im not using, feel free to let me know

Hi! Thanks for your post. I’d greatly appreciate it if you used proper spelling, punctuation and capitalization. It would make your post a lot easier to read

by FrancisC on Mar 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

There's always one...

And you missed a full stop at the end you prat. If you’re going to be a dick about spelling and grammar then you damn well better use it properly yourself.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 21, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks w-s!

i actually pride myself on using correct spelling and grammar in a PROFESSIONAL DOCUMENT. this is a friggin write-up on a blog. i dont capitalize or use contractions when writing to my internet mma fan buddies cause i just dont feel like holding shift while typing.

by Andrew Keller on Mar 21, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a gay post to leave on this thread. I'm talking about the grammar police.

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 22, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm amazed that someone could be so rude in this thread

Andrew’s fanpost was the most passionate and interesting fanpost on this site so far so I’m astonished that someone would whine about his spelling and grammar. Typical that there’s always one person out there who has to try to bring others down, I can’t stand people like that. I’ve never seen Francis post on here before and after those snide remarks I won’t be paying any attention to what he has to say from now on.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 22, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice read!

and congrats on getting that opporunity!
now share chari’s email adress so i can try and set up the same appt!
when i get there ill just tell him im not in school just wanted to say hi

last one was too long

by Newfie3 on Mar 22, 2010 10:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Not a bad idea.

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 22, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Keep Hope Alive

That was a great read.

You Don't Pay A Hooker To Stay. You Pay Her To Leave.

by JTK5 on Mar 23, 2010 3:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Read this yesterday

But didn’t get a chance to comment anything. I wanted to let you know Andrew that your piece was awesome. Gave me chills reading it all the way through. Good luck on everything man. Truly hope you reach all your dreams.

by Onemansyn on Mar 23, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Best thing Ì've read all day!

Impressive man, I hope you end up working for the UFC one day!

by Jamie Guerin on Mar 24, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i have been reading on this site for awhile and this is one of the best post i have ever read. congrats man

by tyler c on Mar 26, 2010 8:39 AM EDT reply actions  

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