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Enough is ENOUGH! A guide to becoming a Maniac.


It was not very long ago that I was the new guy on mania.  I spent alot of time in the background, read a shit-ton of good posts from some really educated fans and read even more solid debates, from both sides, about various topics.  I also made a cardinal mistake, called out a vet and got my ass handed to me (thx, shonuff). 

The point of this is that I enjoy coming here and reading about MMA, bashing on the occasional ludicrous comment and looking at some gratuitous, mostly clean, pictures of hot women (and occasionally having my opinion bashed).  Recently, however, we have been bombarded by Trolls and the like who do not want to talk about the subject at hand, or just want to chant their favorite fighters name, over and over AND OVER AND OVER again.  Yesterday, still thinking like the new guy, I decided to start calling some of them out.  Made some funny posts, got a little pissed and went to bed.  I come back today and there are even more.  So, I am proposing a suggestion to all the real Maniacs out there. 

If a new poster does not show some semblance of knowledge about MMA, is not able to string together multiple thoughts on a topic, and cannot formulate sentences in english (and for the fucktards, this already includes my Spanish, French, German, Phillipino and 'other' speaking brethren on this site, sorry if I missed your native tongue), just simply IGNORE HIM.  No comments, no jokes, no bitching about it. NOTHING.  They will go away.

If you are new to this site, here is a quick summary of helpful hints to guide your transition to a respected part of the community:

1. Be Humble.  Nobody cares if you are the greatest (insert whatever you think you are the best at here).  This is the internet, unless you have YouTube to back you up, we will think you are full of shit and ignore you.

2. Be Respectful.  Many of the maniacs are living their dream of becoming MMA fighters, or just respect combat sports enough to participate on a regular basis.  Saying boxing, wrestling, judo, etc. sucks when you can't do it is just ignorant.  All of the combat arts have a respectful place at the table that is MMA.  Some just sit closer to the head than others.

3. Be Honest. If you say something stupid, and all of us do, man up, and eat that crow.  You will feel better about that than being labeled a moron.

4. Be Intelligent.  Write like you want a raise from your Company.  Use spellcheck.  Preview and re-read your post.  When you goof, refer to #3.

And last but not least....

5. Be YOU.  Don't be some made up internet persona that you think will impress people. We are mostly all completely anonymous for one reaon or the other.  That is cool with everyone here. Since we are anonymous, no one can tell if you are worth millions of dollars or some fat, unemployed slob that eats Cheetos all day long while on Mania.  It doesn't matter here.   The best conversations/debates come from intelligent fans that like to discuss their opinion with other intelligent fans.  Sometimes you win those debates, sometimes you lose.  It shouldn't change who you are.

And to all the guys who make this a great place to discuss MMA, thank you.



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Sorry for the length. It was not originally intende to be this long, just sorta happened.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 10, 2010 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

I loved ir

I to hate when poeple dont spelcheck

by PHISH NATION on Mar 10, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha!

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 11, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

How much linger did htat take you to right? :)

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 11, 2010 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 11, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Why don't they spell check FIlipino? LOL

Anyway, nice Ulf Murphy! I know who you’re talkin’ about. Can’t comment lately ‘coz of the office firewall. Fuckin’ IT! Good for Kevin though, he can comment while at work…

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub

by The Negation on Mar 12, 2010 7:21 AM EST up reply actions  

mane

i know ive been a member for a few hours and it seems like ppl really do their homework on fighters im a little 2 busy for that but ill be getting on every now and then 2 hand out my 2 cents

by AMERICAN_SON on Mar 11, 2010 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Right on

Im not a big poster myself but i do give my opinion from time to time. These guys really know their shit so you gotta be careful or they will tear you a new one. I used to only read the articles but now i read the comments as well. Sometimes the pointless bickering gets to me but thats life. Well anyway, welcome to mania from one maniac to another.

by Tr8k on Mar 12, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

goood write up ullf m.

true true.. i will for now on follow these guide lines… ive said some dumb shit.. however i dont give a shit about my spelling and i never will use spellcheck.. as long as my point gets across thats good for me. THIS ISN’T SCHOOL.

My Balls Your Chin

by thesickness on Mar 12, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

The first rule of the MMAmania fight club

Don’t feed the trolls. Report them. Anonymously.

by MMAmania.com on Mar 10, 2010 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

how does one do such a thing?

is there a way to communicate with site admin directly? Not that I’m looking to report anyone, but I’ve often wondered if there was a way to ask questions of the admin directly.

by (shonuff) on Mar 11, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

email sho

or check the actions button on all the comments next to reply… you can flag a troll.

I’ve looked at it but never pulled the trigger myself.

I want Ricardo Arona to sign with the UFC and his first fight should be James Toney. This is a win win scenario for MMA

by Bigger Zino on Mar 11, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I have.

there's still something so unifying about sport in it's purest form, when athletes rise above themselves and touch greatness and in doing so remind us all that we also have greatness inside of us.

by RoBerto. on Mar 11, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I shall use that feature as well.

Let’s just solve the problem. If we start visiting less then it’s a scandalous win for the trolls.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Mar 11, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

It doesn’t half piss me off when people ruin threads with absolute rubbish, I try to ignore them and usually report them if what they’ve said is out of hand but sometimes I just end up giving up on the thread altogether. Great post Ulf, hopefully we get more new Maniacs like yourself and less illiterate and immature losers.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 10, 2010 9:43 PM EST reply actions  

When I first started here that seemed to be a rule

You’d get bashed if you were stupid but unilaterally ignored if you weren’t until on you garnered enough respect. I post something and wouldn’t get a reaction but a vet would post almost the same thing and get a shit load of replies. I agree that the trolls get way too much shine on here.

Good post. Rec’d.

by D_Smith on Mar 10, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I post something and wouldn’t get a reaction but a vet would post almost the same thing and get a shit load of replies

i know right. that pissed me off a bit. but i got enough cred now so my posts are semi-noticed. lol

My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim

Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez

by Synyster_08 on Mar 11, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

haha, still trying to figure out the blue quote box thing ^^^
my posts are semi-noticed

My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim

Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez

by Synyster_08 on Mar 11, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

k got it. sorry guys.

My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim

Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez

by Synyster_08 on Mar 11, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha! All good Syn!

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub

by The Negation on Mar 12, 2010 7:27 AM EST up reply actions  

dont be hating! thats just how it is...now you guys made your bones, and you guys get noticed!

YOu know a maniac knows there stuff when I talk to them!

I always talk to the same people who I know are going to provide meaningful convo’s….After I notice a new guy that knows his stuff on a few different occasions, then I start talking to them…until I notice you for your knowledge….I ignore everyone!

by John G. on Mar 11, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

go make your picks

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 11, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

John will continue to pretend to forget about them till he's winning...lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Lmao

Truth! I’m watching some fights on youtube now. I’m almost ready…I’ll be taking a few chances.

by D_Smith on Mar 11, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

didnt I go like 4 for 5 at the last event?

pics for which card? I dont even know when the next fight is…Ideally I watch the weigh ins before picking anyway! I will make the pics….Just remind me like this before every event

by John G. on Mar 11, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree John

for the most part I dont even reply to anyone unless it’s under one of my own comments…call me what u will, but I don’t have the time!

by kevjack115 on Mar 11, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha!

Haha!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 12, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Then why you talkin' to me John? LOL

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub

by The Negation on Mar 12, 2010 7:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Replying to newbs

I’d rather reply to a vet who’s most likely going to see my post and reply, making it a convo. As opposed to replying to a newbie who checks the site every 3rd day. That’s why alot of the “unfamiliars” dont get replied to.

Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."

Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"

by Two_Words on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, TW.

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 11, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

If someone makes an intelligent comment then I reply regardless of how long they've been on

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 11, 2010 12:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

via mobile David?

Are you supposed to be learning right now?

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 11, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah just on the bus on the way back from uni

I’m not sneaky enough to get away with commentin in the middle of a seminar.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 11, 2010 12:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You gotta get your mania in whenever you can, eh?

I tried looking at Mania on my phone, seemed like a lot of BS.

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 11, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

me too...didn't like it

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Fellas, of course y'all couldn't use mania on those old phones you guys own.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 11, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 11, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 11, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This guy is a genius.

Bluetooth schmuetooth!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 11, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

canadians cheat and lie…whereas americans are fair and respectul in sports…--HellaHectic the funniest MF'er on Mania

by jay. on Mar 11, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

this ones good for the rain... waterproof!

I want Ricardo Arona to sign with the UFC and his first fight should be James Toney. This is a win win scenario for MMA

by Bigger Zino on Mar 11, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder how your old nemesis worby does it?

He’s always on his phone replying here. Must come with the model I think…Hehe!

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub

by The Negation on Mar 12, 2010 7:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I just end up giving up on the thread altogether

Happened to me today for the first time and caused my little rant.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 10, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn Ulf.

So basically what you said was.

1. I cant refer to myself as the best Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Grappler ever to not step foot in the UFC?
2. I cant say Judo blows and I can eat Judo Guys for breakfast ala Bisping when he eats blackbelts for breakfast?
3. I cant mention that Shinya Aoki will join the UFC and submit BJ Penn via RNC? And stand behind it?
4. And I cnt uz slanguistics to xpress how F’n ahsome cage fiting iz?
5. and Finally I cant say I am a highly touted promoter that just sits on the message boards to scout new talent and see what everyone wants to see and make those fights?

I’m Kidding. No I agree… when people start doing things idiotic we shouldnt engage although I have made that mistake before. I like mmamania.com’s first rule. Dont Feed the Trolls.

Can we make a pact?

by AintNoSunshine on Mar 10, 2010 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

The pact is on, but...

1. prove it.
2. prove it.
3. I agree, but it will probably never happen as he is one of Japan’s last great stars and DW will not pay for him.
4. If that’s how you roll, I am cool with it because you know ur shit. I am just slower than most so expect at least a day for the translation to occur. (2 days for K33lo, looks too much like russian)
5. Go make some cool skull T-shirts and send me one for the advice, Atencio.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 10, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Aoki would be

a fool to join the UFC. It would hurt his career.

by Riney on Mar 13, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well Guys Keep it Real This Weekend

Im heading Out Manana to Go to Dallas. I Get to watch Pac-Man and Clottey in a Sky Box at Dallas Stadium….

by AintNoSunshine on Mar 10, 2010 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

Excellent!!!

Hope you have a great time.

by D_Smith on Mar 10, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice mate, I'm jealous

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 10, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

prove it!

I’m joking, thats cool bro!
good write up whoever this new guy is!

by kevjack115 on Mar 11, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Sweet!

Have fun, ANS. I would tell you to get in touch with me, but I’m out of town this weekend too.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 11, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Enjoy the fight ANS!

And why do they keep saying Clottey is tailor-made to defeat the Pacman? I’ve been hearing that bull since the Diaz fight!!!

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub

by The Negation on Mar 12, 2010 7:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Good stuff. rec'd.

Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."

Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"

by Two_Words on Mar 11, 2010 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

I rec'd you just for

naming me in your post and making me sound important.

But honestly, I don’t recall the incident you’re referring to. When did I hand you your ass? I hand out so much ass, I can’t keep track anymore! (Actually I’m just very forgiving and not too good at remembering screenames).

by (shonuff) on Mar 11, 2010 12:38 AM EST reply actions  

I called you out to source a comment (list) about Spider. About two or three months ago.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 11, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, that was you? I vaguely remember that.

Have you seen his latest list. He’s added Shogun, Wandy, and somebody else I forgot.

by (shonuff) on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

And the winner is.....................

 What’s a troll? Can someone give me the meaning?

THE PRROOODIIIIGYYYY!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEE! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! PEEEEENNNN!!!!

by PrettyBoyy91 on Mar 10, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 11, 2010 4:09 AM EST reply actions  

lmfao

I was gunna tell him what a troll was but then i remembered we gotta ignore them lol

"do or do not, there is no trying"- yoda

by GOLDIGGAH on Mar 11, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson

by Diceman on Mar 11, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I woke up this morning....

Got kids ready for school, had breakfast, dropped the kids to school and came back home to do a few things before I popped out for awhile. I thought to myself I’ll log in to see what the crack is with the Maniacs and if there was any scandal in the world of MMA. Last night I had to log out just because I could not take one more single Pointless irrelevant post or thread, hoping this morning would be different I continued to log in and to my delight there was a few new articles and I thought ‘Nice, I’ll check out the JDS v GG vid’ and read the comments. Low and behold my joy soon turned to horror when I was greeted with another half dozen FUCKTARDED posts. Suddenly my tolerance level has diminished and I just want to hop the laptop off the wall. I will now log out again thanks to these new bunch of stupid cunts who seem to to think they are ‘cool’ when obviously they are seriously mentally challenged and don’t seem to know when to stop or cop on.

"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali

by tkkpal on Mar 11, 2010 4:25 AM EST reply actions  

I bet you'll still check back to see if anybody replied to this though lol we're all addicted!!

As much as I agree that it’s annoying when somebody interrupts a back and forth, people trolling/talking shit amongst themselves is pretty harmless.I think it’s equally annoying when guys on forums get all bloated with self importance and arrogance and start telling people what and how to post on an open MMA forum that is publicly available to anybody on the planet with internet access. If somebody says something that upsets you or that makes you feel like they’re too stupid to converse with somebody on your higher plain of intelligence, then ignore it. Simple as that guys.

Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!

by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 11, 2010 6:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed completely pal

Instead of talking about a really good fight people were wasting space with stupid ManBearPig pictures as well as PB’s token BJ BS post. Laughable.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 11, 2010 7:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Why does that stuff bother you so much?

Gonzaga does look like man bear pig… it’s funny, or atleast it was the first time I heard it. If you feel you have something valuable to say then say it, don’t worry about stupid stuff like that. Don’t let the new kids scare you away!

Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!

by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 11, 2010 7:40 AM EST up reply actions  

they like the gopher from caddyshack

some of them crafty and francking everything up. Dont worry im getting Carl on the job.

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 12, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes. You, Ulf, ANS, etc...(no homo)

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 12, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I did comment on the fight in that thread

I thought it was a shite joke and sums up how poor most of the recent posts have been. Some of the comments have made these threads unreadable.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 11, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

ManBearPig made me laugh.

Haha! Just laugh it off guys.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 11, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed

unless somebody intentionally interrrupts a convo, then leave them be.

Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!

by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 11, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

But that's the point. Leave them be. All the time.

Here is how I started on SBNation. It was on BE because they are directly linked to Yahoo. I went there and saw the arrogance that the old-timers had towards ANYONE new. I left, came here and that was not the case. I don’t want to see that happen to Mania, or worse, have the truly intelligent fans leave.

Yes, we need to be accepting of anyone new, but I took 20 minutes a threw together what I did, and hopefully continue to do, for anyone that wants to take a look.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 11, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

You see, that's the bit that I don't get
we need to be accepting of anyone new

who’re we?
This isn’t a secret society, none of the people on here had to pass any tests, all you have to do is put down an email addy and a screen name and you’re in. Literally any English speaking person in the world with access to the internet could be an mmamania blogger, just because somebody blogs regularly, they don’t have any more rights or power etc. on this site. I pay more attention to familiar guys because I know them as posters and have had back and forth with them in the past. Equally I speak to new people if they something interesting or something I don’t agree with. All men are equal on mania, it doesn’t matter if you have posted 8 times or 8000 times, you aren’t special, you might have guys you’re friendly with on here, as do I, but there is no collective “we”.

Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!

by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 11, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

obviously ass gifs don't count

anytime any place lol

Fedor with a gun... ULTIMATE DANGER!!!

by Spinning Fat Kick on Mar 11, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly!

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. - Kenny Powers

by MMACHAMP on Mar 11, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Truth! LOL!

Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.

-Stephen King

by OJR on Mar 11, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

^^^^ this ^^^ (OJR)

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 11, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

the voice of reason.

"I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch." ~ Ty Cobb

by RearNakedPoke on Mar 11, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

tkkpal and david w-s whats wrong with the man bear pig pics? thats not trolling?

i first posted a pic of sloth from the goonies because jds does look like sloth, and gg does look like a man/bear/pig? how is this any worse then 80 pics of jiggly ass on 1/2 the threads? seriously jds looks like sloth. i like the guy and im not saying you have to think its funny but i dont know why david ws and tkk are upsert about that specific thread. weve been seeing far worse trolling then that.

the problem with new people insulting everyone instead of discussing mma is a bigger problem in my mind…

I get my ass kicked for money, all you gotta do is talk motherfucker.... Rampage Pride GP03

by DrewMoney$$$ on Mar 11, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i love tkkpals short irish temper

Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

AMERICA.....FUCK YEAH

by brendog on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

short irish temper

Probably why he cracks me the fuck up.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 11, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Short Irish temper — that’s the sort of nationalistic bullshit I would expect from a damn dirty Belgian.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 12, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

The Mania Commandments

Good post Ulf.
Although I have to disagree with #4. I don’t think this site should be anything like “writing for a raise”. Sure, I’d like to see proper grammar skills, but I also don’t want to see the grammar police pop up every 5 minutes. Whats important is the message thats getting across, not the spelling. Some people aren’t fluent in English, but are big mma fans – I’d like to hear from them too. In terms of being intelligent in general, it’s not a choice for most ppl. Good post tho.

Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."

Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"

by Two_Words on Mar 11, 2010 9:32 AM EST reply actions  

In terms of being intelligent in general, it’s not a choice for most ppl

Some of the brightest people I know are idiots and some of the ‘dumbest’ the most learned. We make of ourselvces what we choose. I don’t necessarily believe in pre-ordained intelligence levels in this case. We are not building rockets or saving lives, we are discussing MMA. We all have the ability to learn more about that.

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 11, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

No complaints from me on the grammar of those who don't have English as their native language

However it is really hard to read when people use text language, use all-capitals and spell everything wrong. I don’t have much time for people who can’t form simple sentences.

I only call out people for their spelling and grammar if they claim that they’re really intelligent or call someone else dumb because

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 11, 2010 12:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

They deserve to be brought down a peg or 2.

Damn iPhone lol.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 11, 2010 12:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

they have those in england?

Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

AMERICA.....FUCK YEAH

by brendog on Mar 11, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course we do

We have all of the latest tech over here. We’re not living in the Dark Ages haha.

"Not a lot of professional sports down here (in Australia)"
"We just had our best season (of TUF) last season and it was season 10"
"Nogueira is probabaly the best HW of all time"

Dana White, proving that he's clueless about Australian sports, has never heard of Fedor and is still trying to hype up TUF 10.

by David W-S on Mar 11, 2010 12:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i don't use capitols..and i use my annoying period sentence end...but somehow...

you guys don’t get on me too bad about it…oh..and d smith and i are almost the only chicks in here..but you guys have been nice enough to let us in on the boys club..

by sarah- on Mar 11, 2010 11:05 AM EST reply actions  

You and Phardia are one of the boys!

and you are dang right…No one notices our excessive use of periods…. ;)

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even dumber than that.
- P-Dub

by The Negation on Mar 12, 2010 7:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm all about the periods too.....

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 12, 2010 7:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Problem is,

Most of the people you would like to have read this will not, and if they did they would not care. Seems you got baited and want to find a solution, but Mania is correct, if you don’t like a comment and don’t recognize the poster, just ignore it dude.
Still a good effort, I’ll rec ya.

'How's taste my pee pee pee?'

by theCloser on Mar 11, 2010 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

Completely understand the need for this post

and is a large reason why i dont reply very much, because it sure isnt because i am supposed to be working. I read most every post on mania because i like to stay updated on my favorite sport, but i rarely find it necessary to reply: either because what i would say has already been said and dont want to be seen as riding someone’s coattails; or because i dont know enough about the subject to offer an intelligent response.

I have seen what happens to people who spout off a reply without thinking it through, then get torn apart, it isnt pretty. And i have enough forum experience that its no longer cool to me to have a huge post count. But this is to be expected on a forum. Some guys just have to retort no matter what, others will let it go unless theyre having a bad day. The nice thing about this site is that for the most part it stays respectful and the veterans of mania try and keep it relevant and not make it personal.

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favorite ring intro ever!

by nugnuts on Mar 11, 2010 3:56 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

try replying

anybody that makes negative remarks regarding one of your posts isn’t welcome here anyways

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Mar 11, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess it was inevitable with the move to SB

That the exposure of this site would increase and with that the community of people posting on here would too. The downside is that the uniqueness of the community is getting diluted with people whom never knew about UFCMania or MMAMania before the move.

Got to say this place just went tits up in the space of a week. At least the post and news haven’t gotten worse

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Mar 11, 2010 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

And God bless us all

Amen

Open up the Shit Gates and God Bless Marv

by BJPennfan on Mar 11, 2010 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

1. Be Humble. Nobody cares if you are the greatest (insert whatever you think you are the best at here). This is the internet, unless you have YouTube to back you up, we will think you are full of shit and ignore you.

2. Be Respectful. Many of the maniacs are living their dream of becoming MMA fighters, or just respect combat sports enough to participate on a regular basis. Saying boxing, wrestling, judo, etc. sucks when you can’t do it is just ignorant. All of the combat arts have a respectful place at the table that is MMA. Some just sit closer to the head than others.

3. Be Honest. If you say something stupid, and all of us do, man up, and eat that crow. You will feel better about that than being labeled a moron.

4. Be Intelligent. Write like you want a raise from your Company. Use spellcheck. Preview and re-read your post. When you goof, refer to #3.

And last but not least….

5. Be YOU. Don’t be some made up internet persona that you think will impress people. We are mostly all completely anonymous for one reaon or the other. That is cool with everyone here. Since we are anonymous, no one can tell if you are worth millions of dollars or some fat, unemployed slob that eats Cheetos all day long while on Mania. It doesn’t matter here. The best conversations/debates come from intelligent fans that like to discuss their opinion with other intelligent fans. Sometimes you win those debates, sometimes you lose. It shouldn’t change who you are.

BE COOL.

"Once Flamengo, Flamengo until die"

by Eduardo Cruz on Mar 12, 2010 11:55 AM EST reply actions  

Agreed

The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

by Ulf Murphy on Mar 12, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Very good

I never seen you on here before ulf murphy but congrads on the good post.

by Tr8k on Mar 12, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

who cares?

rule # eleventybillion: stop caring so much.

nobody likes to be told what to do. i’ve been around here for a while and never have i gotten annoyed by posters enough to care about writing a fanpost telling people how to act. loosen up homie. come hit this fatty; and if you’re not on the east coast where i am, hit up them diaz boys

Goldie: "Michael Jordan-esque in his grappling skills is Travis Lutter."
Rogan: "No, no he's not. No."

by Stillberry on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Well put . . . .

Jeremy Jackson should read this.

"Look Eye! Must Always Look Eye!!"

by ( (Adam G) ) on Mar 17, 2010 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

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