UFC Quick Quote: Joe Rogan has a meltdown during 'Ice-gate'
by Jesse Holland on Feb 8, 2010 11:34 PM EST
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"Oh we got a problem, somebody spilled ice all over the Octagon. That's a big problem, that's a lot of ice. This is gonna take some time. This is a disaster. Look at it, they knocked the bucket over. This is "The Three Stooges." What are you freaks doing? Now everybody's booing. Now there's even more pressure. Now they're sweeping it out. That's good. Put it on the side and watch [Octagon girl] Arianny (Celeste) fall on her head. There's still ice! There's still too much! GET BACK IN THERE! YOU'RE NOT DONE! THERE'S ICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR! What are these guys doing? There's 100 pieces of ice still on the floor and these guys just scrambled out because of the pressure. What a disaster. There's ice everywhere! Those cornermen, somebody needs to kick their ass."
UFC color commentator Joe Rogan empties his tray during the Ronnys Torres vs. Melvin Guillard fight at UFC 109: "Relentless" last Saturday night (Feb. 6). The ice bag applied to the back and neck of Torres ruptured as his corner was exiting the cage, causing a cubed glacier to make its way across the Octagon floor. Team Torres scrambled to get it cleaned up amidst a verbal berating from Joe Rogan, whose hilarious commentary on "Ice-gate" kept pay-per-view subscribers amused during the icy mishap. Video of the incident can be found here or after the jump.
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I watched that part 3 times
So funny the way he was yelling at them. Then he was ‘Oh good they are pushing out of the cage so Arianny can crack her skull’ Lol.
The one and only Smitty...
what i heard was shit through the whole broadcast. “this is the best Randy Couture we’ve ever seen” oh suck my cock man, it would be like having the Philadelphia Flyers play an AHL team and after beating them with 10-0 claim that they’ve never been better. Ridiculous!
Matteo Serra is the mayn! Forza Italia.
everybody knows joe rogan has an ice phobia.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Feb 8, 2010 10:24 PM EST reply actions
lol
Lol I thought he was being sarcastic lol
I was laughing my ass off
by Phenomenal Angel on Feb 8, 2010 10:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions
hahahahhahaha.
joe be trippin!!
My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim
Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez
they even did a replay. lol.
My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim
Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez
I actually DVRed that part!
We were all cracking up, Joe Rogan… you’re crazy! – Tyrone Biggums!
Well played, sir.
Dave is the man. “Fear is not a factor Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks!”
by Miketsi on Feb 9, 2010 2:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
LMMFAO!!!!
That wuz so funny. WAR JOE ROGAN!! LOL.
YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYBODY SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLEASE YOU!!!!!!!
Dang Joe went Nuts!!!
South Carolina Health Insurance
It was funny
But also serious if someone slipped on ice during a fight there would be hell to pay.
more photoshops please
Like Joe in the front of Titanic screaming there’s ice?
Joe was so stoned. Look at him when the Spike card started. I understand he can’t get ripped during the fight, but homeboy was fucking baked when it started, that’s for damn sure!
didnt think it was funny
I don’t think I even smiled. I was uneasy, and uncomfortable with the whole situation as I felt bad for the guys trying to clean up as quick as they can while Joe took the role of “UFC owner”, yelling and screaming and making a much bigger deal then necessary.
I highly doubt these guys do much ‘ice cleaning training’.
worbanizer
by daniel worby on Feb 9, 2010 8:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Not that it requires much talent....
I mean come on how hard was it, just get the towel and push it all together, scoop the shit up and wipe the mat. Joe was right, it was like a comedy act, bunch of morons running around making a mountain out of a mole-hill. It was funny in fairness.
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
Agree Pal
I laughed at the way the three stooges couldn’t figure out how to put ice into a bucket.
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
hey...they're Brazilian...they just aren't experienced enough to deal with that much ice at once
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Agreed tkkpal
rogan was just speakin the truth. clean up the ice and then leave. so, should everyone just ignore all the ice in the corner just because of the pressure. And he’s also right about not pushing it out of the octagon where Arianny can slip and crack her skull.
Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"
Joe hit the pipe hard before this…it was hilarious though…Rogan the best commentator in the biz bitches
by irishlilpete on Feb 9, 2010 7:17 AM EST via mobile reply actions
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
Joe is a retard
He is a paranoid, moronic, conspiracy theorist burnout.
If I were the guy he told “Your not done” I would have been like “Why dont you go clean it up you fucking burnout?”
His comedy sucks too. The only reason he had that special was because of Zuffa. Coincidence it was on Spike?
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
uhhhh, ummmm.... because Spike likes comedy?
who running with the conspiracy theory now Felix? lol
My breakout fighter for this coming year: Terry Etim
Upset of the Year: John Hathaway over Diego Sanchez
thats the 1 & only stand up act I've ever seen on Spike
Not much of a conspiracy. Ufc plays on spike 2-6 hours a day and the commentator gets a stand up slot after a free card? Coincidentally? Nope.
worbanizer
by daniel worby on Feb 9, 2010 10:01 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Rogan's been on TV more than just the one Spike special.
He isn’t booking gigs in stadiums because of Spike. He’s funny and the three stooges had it coming to them.
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
Joe Rogan is hilarious
Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
AMERICA.....FUCK YEAH
Rogan FUCK YEAH!
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
I gotta say Rogan is the best comedian out there
If you haven’t seen his stand-up, you’re missing out. I guess you gotta be really open-minded or smoke weed or both to understand it. His routine on noahs ark, the pyramids, big dick pills, hugh heffner is some of the best shit out there. “Giant flying squirrel pussy-people!”
Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"
Felix
Not tryin to sound like a Rogan nuthugger, but the guy speaks the truth most of the time. His theories are valid, he’s very educated on what he speaks on. How is he moronic and paranoid?
He doesn’t talk about conspiracies without reason. Maybe you should actually listen to him.
have you actually watched his comedy? look it up, if you don’t find it funny, then maybe you should open your mind a bit more. knock knock jokes dont work anymore.
Tito interviewing Babalu: "I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring."
Tito interviewing Fedor: "Let me tell you how you feeling right now?"
Not a big fan, either. Humor is different for everybody. Don't get bent out of shape because someone does not like Rogan's "comedy".
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Ive tried watching on a couple occasions. I fell asleep one of those times.
IMO he isnt funny. To each his own.
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
I've even tried watching his webcast
and it is so intolerable. The whole premise: watch a crossed-eyed, balding 30-something year old burnout get baked and ramble on about conspiracy theories, key word theories.
@fjbar on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
I was stoned...
And some of my friends ( also stoned ) misheard him as saying Arianny just cracked her skull. So everyone got quite for a second and was expecting them to show Arianny, but then we realized he was being hypothetical.
Good times…
2010:
Lesnar > [Carwin > Mir] ---> Lesnar > [Nog > Velasquez] ---> Lesnar > [JDS > GG]
lol
Damn that made me laugh so hard! You guys, stoned, laughing at Joe Rogan, the three stooges and the ice incident and suddently getting all quite and serious.Oooooooh no, so tragic, the stunning ringgirl suddenly cracked her skull! oh wait, wait a minute…
by Zlatan, My Hero on Feb 9, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Slow motion ice bag replay
My wife kept requesting they replay the ice bag busting open every time she became bored with whatever was going on. I had a hard time not laughing.
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