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UFC Quick Quote: A 'fit' Brock Lesnar not just eating the meat

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"Brock is doing well now. He did lose some weight, but he didn't lose any mass. He's looking fit and that's the best thing about it. He's just a fit guy right now and he's eating better. Now he's regulating his diet, he's not just solely eating the meat. We're not 100-percent sure when (his return) is gonna be just yet. Obviously he's not gonna want to be in [the Octagon] until he's 100-percent ready to be in there. He's not going to short-change anyone. He's especially not going to short-change himself."

Greg Nelson, trainer and coach for UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar, updates the fans on the champ's condition during his upcoming appearance on "Inside Fights" via HDNet. Lesnar is returning from a lengthy battle with diverticulitis that booted him from his UFC 106 title defense against Shane Carwin and is expected to make his return at the yet-unannounced UFC 116 fight card on July 3 in Las Vegas. His opponent has still not been determined as a handful of contenders battle it out within the next few months to win the first crack at his belt. Will the layoff affect Lesnar's chances? Or is the new and improved diet going to make him better than ever?

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Any guesses as to where he hid those carrots before entering the cage

Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.

So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

by McArthur... on Feb 19, 2010 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

They were supposed to be eaten by the lucky horse that wore the lucky horseshoe that Mir had up his ass and ultimately got beaten over the head with.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Feb 19, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I was gunna say....

His wife taught him a couple of tricks……. but then realized we weren’t talking about Tito.

by leerage on Feb 19, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

but I’m pretty sure Sable knows a thing or two about hiding carrots as well.

by cauliflower_ears on Feb 19, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

(insert ‘taking too much meat’ joke here)

by helloGreenStar on Feb 19, 2010 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

OK

HelloGreenStar likes eating Brock’s meat. lol You did not put on a constraint on whom we could direct the joke towards ;-p

Seriously glad to see that he is regulating his diet, I remember him being asked before one of his fights what he was going to eat after cutting weight for a fight and he just said a big steak lol. Nutrition is a big deal!

by Edgecrusher71 on Feb 19, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he does have a penis tatoo pointing at his head…

You have to be the man... you have to be very, like, alpha male with her. You know? Decide what you do and everything. So, show her who's the boss, you know? - GSP

by pud333 on Feb 19, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You think?

I bet you’re the type to see phallic symbols everywhere am I wrong?

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

by Yan117 on Feb 19, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"Matt Hughes and his brother used to pound each other out behind the barn."
-The legendary Mike Goldberg

by frosnt1 on Feb 19, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

you must have noticed the phallic symbol

in that pic for you to have posted it though right?

my dream fight would have to be Brock Lesnar vs Jake Shields...and before the fight theres a video of jake slapping brock's wife...then id like to see shields try to gay porn a win over brock using his butt sex merry-go-round tactics...the massacre that would take place would be the greatest thing ever televised...every limb jake has would look like corey hill's leg...god i hate jake shields

by HellaHectic on Feb 19, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's hard too sat were Brock will be as wha tis 100% for Brock

  There’s fighters that train hard and then there fighters thats training is insane and Brock is on the insane side. He improves greatly from his training and I expect his skills to be even more so this July. He’ll have little rust issues as some might for being out for so long. He’s going to be hungry and determined to stomp on any man that enters the octagon with him.

`Common sense is not so common - Voltaire

by Puck Head on Feb 19, 2010 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

My girlfriend enjoys "eating the meat" too.

You have to be the man... you have to be very, like, alpha male with her. You know? Decide what you do and everything. So, show her who's the boss, you know? - GSP

by pud333 on Feb 19, 2010 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

you’re absolutely right

by jtl1687 on Feb 19, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO!

A burning passion from a burning mass reaches up for the sky

by Shoguns Hairy Forearms. on Feb 19, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

BURN!

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Feb 19, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

he's evolving

he’s learned to eat things that don’t move too now, good boy. who knows, soon he’ll be able to manipulate tools(no need for an inserted a frank mir joke at this point).

it’s lovely to see him in a photo which really does show him off as the half retard half ape orangutard that we all love. can’t wait

by Totomamma on Feb 19, 2010 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

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