The numbers on Jenna
by P-Dub on Feb 11, 2010 12:03 PM EST
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PrintOn Wednesday, a thread involving Tito came up, and naturally the subject turned to long-time porn star/Tito's wife/mother of Tito's children Jenna Jameson. I've done a bit of research today, as I am snowed in at home, and attempted a few calculations regarding the career of Ms. Jameson, so without further ado, here they are.
According to pinkworld.com, she has 650 films to her credit. Assuming an average of 2.5 scenes per movie, that would be 1625 on-camera interactions. Some of these films could have her doing five scenes, some just one, I'm no expert.
Now the average volume produced by men in the, uh, magic moment is 1-2 teaspoons. Since male porn stars need to display some sort of prowess in this area, we'll assume two teaspoons per money shot. So two teaspoons times 1625 scenes is 3250 teaspoons of affection. Note: If Peter North was involved in any of these, that volume number is going to be way low.
Still more research indicates 768 teaspoons per gallon, so if we divide the 3250 teaspoons by 768 we get a total of 4.23 gallons over her professional recorded career. This does not include the countless champagne rooms of strip clubs she has worked, her personal life, or any uncredited early movies. Just four-and-a-quarter professionally-absorbed gallons of spunk.
This number is substantially lower than earlier estimates but incredibly disgusting nonetheless. Bon apetit, Tito.
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LOL
Best fan post of the week. Jenna is a whore.
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
HAHA HAHA
Nice Dubs… I bet she has slept with over 10,000 dudes…
She has had more dick in her then a urinal at grand central station
"He got to the championship a couple times but choked…no literally, he got choked..... twice." - Matt Serra talking about Frank Trigg
She said
On Oprah that she didn’t actually sleep with ‘alot’ of guys on film…that she rotated the same ones. Her favorites…and in the later years( like the last 4-5) it was all with her then husband.
But Dubs- how do you calculate all the carpet she’s munched? How does that figure into the picture? Does girl skunk not count?
The one and only Smitty...
I bet that
She’s has sex with more girls than Tito has!
everything seems to be checking out here...I just can't help but wonder how many individual sperms there were.
So I did a little research
Sperm count, or sperm concentration to avoid mixup, measures the concentration of sperm in a man’s ejaculate, distinguished from total sperm count, which is the sperm count multiplied with volume.7 Anything over 20 million sperm per milliliter is considered normal.12 Anything less is considered oligozoospermia. A vasectomy is considered successful if the sample is azoospermic. Some define success with rare non-motile sperm are observed (fewer than 100,000 per millilitre).8 Others advocate obtaining a second semen analysis to verify the counts are not increasing (as can happen with re-canalization) and others still may perform a repeat vasectomy for this situation.
The average sperm count today is around 60 million per milliliter in the Western world, having decreased by 1-2% per year from a substantially higher number decades ago.9
Chips for home use are emerging that can give an accurate estimation of sperm count after three samples taken on different days. Such a chip may measure the concentration of sperm in a semen sample against a control liquid filled with polystyrene beads
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
lets say there are 100 milliliters per table spoon to make it easy (someone correct me if I'm wrong)
that would be 100 × 3250 × 60 million = 195 000 000 000 000 individual sperms.
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Feb 11, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nice work Dubs...
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Feb 11, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine all those porno babies running around!
A bunch of little kids with foot long dicks and vaginas the size of the grand canyon!
Jenna is or was porn star that is married to a MMA Star. Mania should have no problem because it is effecting MMA in a way?
"He broke tim sylvia’s arm…...So what?" – Brock Lesnar
Would ya???
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
by tkkpal on Feb 11, 2010 12:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
absolutely.
she’s italian too, she was the real deal back then. I remember thinking why she wasn’t in the hottest women lists.
come on maaayn.
For those of you that don't know how much 5 gallons is
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Feb 11, 2010 12:46 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
this pail would almost be full...picture not to scale
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Feb 11, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
here are the contents of the pail being transferred to a different pail
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Feb 11, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
On the plus side she must be really healthy
The man juice is very high in proteins
"He broke tim sylvia’s arm…...So what?" – Brock Lesnar
this is
disturbing. War math!
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Feb 11, 2010 12:58 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Ewh....
man if you lined up all the dicks she has had it would be enough to go around the world 3 times!
lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
classic..you guys have WAYYY too much time on your hands..
for calculations such as this..and yeah..throw an extra bucket in there if peter north is involved…there are nastier porn stars out there as far as looks etc go..but i would not fuck a porn star (male or female)
boooooo
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
I approve. ^^^
Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
well there is some video proof of my t and a...
i body doubled for kelly preston way back ..and i have found my ass on celebrity nudes..i kid you not..and if they let me..i will put a link up..dunno, or i could send it to someone and they could make a gif..cuz that shit is beyond me..lol
ok..let's see if this works..
it’s some weird site..but any semi nekkid stuff you see of her from this movie double cross is actually mine..there is one other that i know for sure and it is ..kelly preston strips for shower…well when the shirt drops and she walks into the shower..that’s my booty!! so this crappy vid, if this link works..i am that small flash of ass when they rip off the panties..and they literally did this 11 times with various stunt panties..lol, as in..some were pre ripped..some were snaps..etc etc..and the boobie grope and upclose tit shot..yep, me..and there is no way i would fricken make this shit up, cuz that would be stupid..and it is from for ever ago now and it dates me..damn it!! ok here is the link..but like i said..you can search kelly presten , double cross (1994!! d’oh) and you could find various (at least 2) short vids from that movie..which i have never seen and is only on vhs for christ sakes…sighhh
http://en.kendincos.net/video-ltfnvf-kelly-preston-double-cross.html
by sarah- on Feb 11, 2010 5:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Mmmmmm . . . ass
So was this some sort of Cinemax After Dark shit?
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful
i lived in vancouver which is/was hollywood north..
they did the cheap fill in production stuff in vancouver..i have been a movie extra and been in bad commercials..(no talking parts) just good pay for being in the shots..that was the only body doubling i ever did and it was 11 hours of work for about a grand..other than that the movie extra stuff was ok paying , it was the over time , time and half pay that make it worth it..it was easy work but boring..
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somebody give this girl an Oscar!~… brilliant, just brilliant!~
i am the mighty tighty whitey and im smuggling plums!~
by stinky~fingers on Feb 12, 2010 7:28 AM EST up reply actions
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and yes i do mean an oscar mayer weiner, lol!~
haha j/k.
thanks for the peak’a’boo..
i am the mighty tighty whitey and im smuggling plums!~
by stinky~fingers on Feb 12, 2010 7:30 AM EST up reply actions
haha...
nice work Sara although how can I be sure its you?…haha j/k I’ll take your word for it.
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Shite that pic is blocked on this computer.
Gonna have to wait to see that one.
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
geez...
that would be silly..and can’t you recognize the butt from that one facebook pic..lol..there is no way i would lie..that would be cheesy and i have no reason to make it up..
just teasing...nice ass, seriously ;)
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
by McArthur... on Feb 12, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Very nice sarah!
Then there’s also that pic on your page with the garters and thong…that’s a nice one.
The one and only Smitty...
it was better when I was the only one who hit on sarah (sigh)
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
shhhhhhhhh..now i sound like a fricken freak..
mostly i have pictures of my flowers and my rugrats..but i did throw a couple of old model shots and such..sigh..that was the pic i was talking about to mcarthur for butt proof though..ahahaha
Giggitty Giggitty indeed!
yeah Sarah lives out in the woods BUT HAS A PAST…
The one and only Smitty...
Sarah....
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
PW
Dont you think the number is a little off becuase you didnt take into account all the girl on girl scenes she’s done………like the one in the bathroom of that restraunt
Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
AMERICA.....FUCK YEAH
This is amazing.
Good work P-Dub. Now all you need to do is calculate the approximate mileage of pipe that has been layed.
by HappyLittleTreez on Feb 12, 2010 2:40 PM EST reply actions
I wonder what this was thinking about to do such research.
Jenna is a lady and Tito a gentleman. Wish them and the children a lot of milk (argh).
"Once Flamengo, Flamengo until die"
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hahahahah!~ lol, ed cruz..
i am the mighty tighty whitey and im smuggling plums!~
by stinky~fingers on Feb 13, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Sarah is a Trooper
for coming onto a male dominant site and posting that LOL. You have no idea how many times Michelle Waterson gets hit on at the gym. I might be one of the very few that hasnt made a pass.
LOL
Looks primed and ready! “My mind keeps telling me no, but my body, my body keeps telling me yaaaa!!!” a lil R.Kelly reference
Tito as a baby.
"Champions are not made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision." -Muhammad Ali
"I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch." ~ Ty Cobb
by RearNakedPoke on Feb 13, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Lets be real here...
she has made a ton of money and started a successful business. Her wealth is probably greater than the that of the entire comment board combined. And she did it all without hurting anyone like so many other industries do all the time.
In my book, if you don’t respect her then you are just a hater
On another note, this comment board is just plain sexist at times
Oh yeah, and she is someone’s mother. I hope ya’ll feel good about your opinions
Well gee whiz, since you put it that way I kinda feel bad making fun of a whore who made a “career” out of sucking every cock she could get her hands on and letting random dudes ejaculate on her face.
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful
no shit dubs
I’m sorry I don’t respect someone who sucked hundreds of cocks to make more than “all of us combined.” and to the guy who said she fucked the same guys all the time and just rotated them, does that change the amount of cum ejaculated onto her face??? nope, just happened to be some of the same cum!
one thing you forget is splicing.
i don’t care for jenna or tito but 650 films. no way. what the porn industry does is they take out the best part of one film and splice it into a compilation series. i’ll bet she has only done maybe 75 full feature films but her work is in 650 films. you learn this stuff at the avn show in las vegas in early january at the sands expo. jewel de’ nyle is prettier in person than jenna too.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Feb 16, 2010 3:45 PM EST reply actions
Hey, just one film a week over her 14-year career would put her well past 650 movies.
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful
when your a vivid girl you only have to make 8 movies a year.
contract women only make that many a year. independent women can make as many as they want and get paid zhit.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Feb 16, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
that is because my girl is in the industry. bella maria wolf.
how do you think i got my name.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Feb 16, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well I guess that’s not too bad, only having to share her with 8 strange cocks a year.
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful
lol
Fedor invented a language that incorporates Sambo and Kimuras.
So next time FEDOR is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
"how do you think i got my name."-wolfmanshowlforever
I still don’t understand where you got your name, or how we were supposed to figure that out.
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
Is this your girl?
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
ahahahaha..well i believe this is her...and prolly not wolfman..
http://xxxbunker.com/1697005
way to share…
I feel kind of bad for the possibility that Wolfman is a great guy and not at all deserving of this amount of shit. But then again, this is pretty funny. And he’s allegedly dating a porn chick, so it’s fair game.
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful
My pic is real.
OD is incredibly handsome, coureagous and self sacrificing in his endeavour to educate me on MMA and evolve my primitive understanding of the sport; I salute you sir.
put a picture of her best azz-et. kimbo slice was a porn bouncer before he hit the big time
i was a cameraman behind the scene’s. see if you can find the film of mrs masoli and mrs martinez together.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Feb 17, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
heyyyyyy..only on this thread..
and i just googled her name and that is what i found..geez…
besides… i only a frequent redtube..
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100th comment!~
congrats pw, you nasty mutha focker!~
i am the mighty tighty whitey and im smuggling plums!~
not to defend her but did that number you came up with just include the porn she did with men? cause i kno she has alot of movies with women…so was just curious if that was a accurate number…regardless she is still a whore lol
We all know that a fighter's button can be weaken after taking so many shots.
Would Jenna’s button be the same? Would she bust much quicker than before?
FUCK YOU TITO! - Mark Coleman
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