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The numbers on Jenna

On Wednesday, a thread involving Tito came up, and naturally the subject turned to long-time porn star/Tito's wife/mother of Tito's children Jenna Jameson. I've done a bit of research today, as I am snowed in at home, and attempted a few calculations regarding the career of Ms. Jameson, so without further ado, here they are.




According to pinkworld.com, she has 650 films to her credit. Assuming an average of 2.5 scenes per movie, that would be 1625 on-camera interactions. Some of these films could have her doing five scenes, some just one, I'm no expert.

Now the average volume produced by men in the, uh, magic moment is 1-2 teaspoons. Since male porn stars need to display some sort of prowess in this area, we'll assume two teaspoons per money shot. So two teaspoons times 1625 scenes is 3250 teaspoons of affection. Note: If Peter North was involved in any of these, that volume number is going to be way low.

Still more research indicates 768 teaspoons per gallon, so if we divide the 3250 teaspoons by 768 we get a total of 4.23 gallons over her professional recorded career. This does not include the countless champagne rooms of strip clubs she has worked, her personal life, or any uncredited early movies. Just four-and-a-quarter professionally-absorbed gallons of spunk.

This number is substantially lower than earlier estimates but incredibly disgusting nonetheless. Bon apetit, Tito.

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