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Mir/Brock 3 = A Date With the Hot Chick Who Has Herpes

Phase 1:The announcement of Mir/Brock doing TUF=The excitement of getting a date with a chick who is smoking hot
Phase 2:The excitement of the coaches showing up on the 1st episode=Picking her up for the date

Phase 3:The 1st little scuffle between Brock/mir=Seeing that she wore a very revealing outfit. Things are looking up

Phase 4:By the middle of the season, you realize it's the same old TUF bullshit= While at dinner, you realize she's not as cute up close and ALOT of guys seem to know her

Phase 5:You watch the rest of the TUF season and the finale=She's dumb and not as cute as you 1st thought, but you already paid for dinner and some drinks so you tough it out hoping to at least get laid

Phase 6:You know its bad idea but you buy the ppv hoping for a good fight=You know its a bad idea but you take her home without a condom anyway

Phase 7: Brock wins a one sided beatdown of Mir and you're pissed you wasted your $$$=You wake up acouple of days after your date with a bump on your lip and it burns when you pee

Phase 7a: You save your $$$ and don't order the ppv= You get too drunk and pass out at the bar. She catches a ride home with some other LUCKY fella.

This is a long way of saying that BROCK/MIR 3 is not a very good idea

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