It's a package deal!
WEC cage girl Brittney Palmer will also be absorbed in the UFC/WEC merger reports Fighters Only (via Bloody Elbow).
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well thanks god! this was weighing heavily on my mind since the announcement.
brock lesnar is my hero and the lions are my favorite team does that make me a loser?
by DetroitDrew1980 on Oct 28, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
Perfect gif and perfect timing lol
You're a wasted rock ranger, you live a life of danger, sing this song and follow it til the end, and when you reach number 1, HEY!! We'll all overdose for fun and go hang out with Jimmy and his friends...........
You guys are slipping. This was an obvious booty thread waiting to happen and none of you motherfuckas represented. For shame!
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brittney palmer doesnt show off her ass much, couldnt find any photos :(
by xquisitewretch on Oct 28, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Good man, XQ. Many blessings upon you.
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She does a lot of Pin up stuff
Works for her though she’s got quite a face.
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I think she is the best thing about the merger. haha
The 2 girl system the UFC has been using is kinda weak. Now Arianny has some competition for hottest UFC octagon girl. I forget the other girls name. She is cute, but if they needed a black girl, I have seen hotter.
by naturalshadow on Oct 29, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I get a kick outta you guys
always so concerned with ring girls…it’s so cute…creepy but cute!
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thank you jesus.
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by Andrew Keller on Oct 28, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
What about the guest ring girl that was like 7 feet tall? She was bad I hope she comes back
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by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
She needs to be back for sure. Super tall, dark hair, nice ass with lean body.
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 28, 2010 4:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wasnt the giant chick a blonde?
I think she was…. but brittney is by far the best aqusition from the WEC. dang
ya that one girl was a blonde
and she was like a “miss” surfer chick or something.
i think they should bring her back too, she was like a buffet of hotness
never have any regrets, because at the time, thats all you wanted to do
The most recent one who won some competition to be there?
I remember a brunette with a nice ass.
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I was just thinking the same thing.
Brock’s wrestling is more overrated than his 280lbs frame and athleticism. Cain would have outwrestled that ass up and down the mats in pure wrestling all day long and you all know it. Sidenote all hail NNR
Cain is w/o a doubt the greatest HW that has ever stepped foot in the ufc! The only belt Brock will ever get back is in the WWE. Hail king cain P4P best on the planet!
hahahahaha
I just got to read this.
I tried to post a nicer version up higher on the page, but this sums it up pretty quick.
by naturalshadow on Oct 29, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
That's why Bonnar get the headline for TUF 12?
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by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank god he sucks in the booth.
Sorry dooner it seems like am following you around bashing him in every thread as of recent. He’s just been in the headlines a lot- but just like i said aside from “heart”, man’s got not much else.
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 28, 2010 4:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions


"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Julius Caesar (II, ii, 32-37)
by Jeremyjackson on Oct 28, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are 2 of the most awesome gifs ever
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
NNR
It’s cool bother I’ll keep fighting the good fight
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Also Bonnar was the last man to win a round against Jon Jones
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by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hamill
He won technically.
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by doonerthesooner on Oct 29, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind being absorbed by Brittney Palmer.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Julius Caesar (II, ii, 32-37)
Nice! This girl's 10x's finer than chandela.
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 28, 2010 3:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Chandela has an ass on her.
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by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And a face like a mule.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Julius Caesar (II, ii, 32-37)
by Jeremyjackson on Oct 28, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
which you wont see from behind.
The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary.
by Andrew Keller on Oct 28, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
2 bad they show her mug morethan her booty!
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 28, 2010 3:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Its funny how its universally agreed that chandella is the ugliest thing that has ever walked the earth
Yet the UFC keeps her…
Dana is probably scared of Jackson&Sharpton and co.
by Lester The Pimp on Oct 28, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i think they keep her to fuck with the racist mma fans.
brock lesnar is my hero and the lions are my favorite team does that make me a loser?
by DetroitDrew1980 on Oct 28, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
definitely not agreed upon as the ugliest thing to walk the earth.
your blackend soul, however is. have fun in hell you racist fuck.
The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary.
by Andrew Keller on Oct 28, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Coming Strong Andrew
How you can call this girl “the ugliest thing that has ever walked the earth” is the most asinine statement in the history of mania. So I guess Lester would prefer the 900 pound white fatty over a fucking model. Good to know.
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bah. I'd fuk her.
That body of hers has to be good for something, right? lol.
too bad that ass is on her shoulders
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* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
"Chandela has an ass on her."
Too bad it’s on her shoulders.
Now to answer the question on who I think the best wrestler/grappler Fedor has faced is CC in my mind.
by Puck Head on Sep 16, 2010 10:27 AM PDT
Another gem from Puck Head
Doh...
Beaten to the same joke….
Now to answer the question on who I think the best wrestler/grappler Fedor has faced is CC in my mind.
by Puck Head on Sep 16, 2010 10:27 AM PDT
Another gem from Puck Head
yeah, but it's too bad her ass is on her shoulders!!!!
Haha its so funny the 3rd time! Me for the win!
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by daniel worby on Oct 28, 2010 7:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You damn Chandella haters....
Say what you will but if she offered to go back to your room none of you would turn her down…
My buddies all say I am crazy cuz I think she is hot… Obviously Arianny is WAY more smokin…. But I am just honest Chandella is fine in her own way…. “horse face” or not lol.
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I think she's fine
It’s funny I noticed last night when they’re doing the little flashes on TUF right before/after and commercial break you always get 2 things, a close up of Chandella’s ass and Arianny’s tits.
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by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No ass fake tits and less pretty then Arianny
So shes basically an inferior version of Arianny….
If you dont like drugs then dont do them.....give them to me!
arianny has fake tits also... and hardly any ass
by xquisitewretch on Oct 28, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Take that back.....she's got a way better looking face than Arianny.
Props to Cerrone for being the gentleman who gets to wax that a$$.
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 28, 2010 4:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Actually, Chandella has more ass than Arrianny, Arrianny has the better face
either way, I wouldn’t kick either one of them out of the bed if we were laying on the floor!
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by WarriorSaint on Oct 28, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I love her, this is great news.
Another loss to kg12, the original conductor of The Cain Train. Velasquez > Lesnar = UFC HW Champ. Brocktober is over, forever.
who fucking cares, shes a nameless bimbo as far as i'm concerned.
they should have new ring girls ever card. Im sick of these same bitches. I want a variety of tits and ass to look at. That way the mania guys would have more to post about, and we could all discuss like gentle men which had nicer asses, tits and who we would rather bang.
Gud point sniper I wudnt mind seeing a couple fine ass hometown chicks on each card.
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 28, 2010 4:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
With all the years of training that go into being a ring girl, you can’t just throw amateurs in there. It’s a very demanding position that should be filled by only those who have proven themselves capable of performing all the functions of the job.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Its true. And have you noticed that ring girls always pull of the child wave. seriously though, No grown asses women wave like that, only kids.
by snipersniper on Oct 28, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
They need 2 change that waving crap & start flashing the headlights!
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 28, 2010 5:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha, that'd be boss
Goldie: “And as usual we’re joined by the beautiful Arianny.”
(Arianny flips a nip)
Buffer: “Aaaaaaand we are LIVE!”
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by daniel worby on Oct 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
On top of the wave, they could probably change the "blowing kiss" thing they always do when the camera shows them sitting down.
Maybe they can pantomime a BJ or something.
by naturalshadow on Oct 29, 2010 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed!
I AM SOMETIMES BIASED - Get over it!!!!!!!
by ViolentMike on Oct 29, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Napao and Cote released by UFC. Who cares?
This bitch is the news of the day. I’d like her to go down on me.
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thanks captian obvious.
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by Andrew Keller on Oct 28, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
quite obvious indeed.
Another loss to kg12, the original conductor of The Cain Train. Velasquez > Lesnar = UFC HW Champ. Brocktober is over, forever.
no shit ?? youd like her to go down on you .. im sure shes been waiting her whole life to hear that.
i too would enjoy sex with her
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by daniel worby on Oct 28, 2010 7:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
As would I.
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-Stephen King
good. then its settled then
We would be interested in intercourse with this woman.
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by daniel worby on Oct 28, 2010 7:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Brock’s wrestling is more overrated than his 280lbs frame and athleticism. Cain would have outwrestled that ass up and down the mats in pure wrestling all day long and you all know it. Sidenote all hail NNR
Cain is w/o a doubt the greatest HW that has ever stepped foot in the ufc! The only belt Brock will ever get back is in the WWE. Hail king cain P4P best on the planet!
lmao. thats my vote for comment of the week
I’d like her to go down on me.
brock lesnar is my hero and the lions are my favorite team does that make me a loser?
by DetroitDrew1980 on Oct 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost looks like some people got carried away though. This is Eddie, none of these were really necessary...
Thanks Captain Obvious
no shit ?? youd like her to go down on you .. im sure shes been waiting her whole life to hear that.
He doesn’t speak English. That is a rough translation for him probably…Ease up on him. He’s an awesome guy. I know none of you guys mean it, but he’s trying.
Brock’s wrestling is more overrated than his 280lbs frame and athleticism. Cain would have outwrestled that ass up and down the mats in pure wrestling all day long and you all know it. Sidenote all hail NNR
Cain is w/o a doubt the greatest HW that has ever stepped foot in the ufc! The only belt Brock will ever get back is in the WWE. Hail king cain P4P best on the planet!
it's pure gold whenever he talks about women.
brock lesnar is my hero and the lions are my favorite team does that make me a loser?
by DetroitDrew1980 on Oct 29, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
ya jay's right, no need to massacre the guy
He means well, and is always contributing. That’s why I tried to just make light of it. Not attack em. I could only imagine how useless I would be attempting to type in a different language.
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by daniel worby on Oct 29, 2010 2:24 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I see your yum yums, and raise you one yum. Call.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Julius Caesar (II, ii, 32-37)
by Jeremyjackson on Oct 28, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Cerrone
Is a lucky bastard. damn. good for him.
The more you educate yourself the more you understand where things come from the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free.
Cerrone fucks the ring girl?
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That's the word
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by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
this news made my heart sink as if i had some chance with her
Ho-hum.
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by daniel worby on Oct 28, 2010 7:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ironically, he is half right. Now Kenny Florian does. Awww….. Gym/high school drama….
by AintNoSunshine on Oct 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Now Kenny is fucking her? You think that might be a fight Cowboy would be interested in? Now that they both fight in the UFC?
Brock’s wrestling is more overrated than his 280lbs frame and athleticism. Cain would have outwrestled that ass up and down the mats in pure wrestling all day long and you all know it. Sidenote all hail NNR
Cain is w/o a doubt the greatest HW that has ever stepped foot in the ufc! The only belt Brock will ever get back is in the WWE. Hail king cain P4P best on the planet!
Kenny would make Cerrone his other bitch.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Julius Caesar (II, ii, 32-37)
by Jeremyjackson on Oct 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that a bad thing?
I don’t like his face.
Brock’s wrestling is more overrated than his 280lbs frame and athleticism. Cain would have outwrestled that ass up and down the mats in pure wrestling all day long and you all know it. Sidenote all hail NNR
Cain is w/o a doubt the greatest HW that has ever stepped foot in the ufc! The only belt Brock will ever get back is in the WWE. Hail king cain P4P best on the planet!
Haha I didn't know that
Now I want to see a Kenny-Cowboy fight just for the backstory. Both of those guys have my respect/envy.
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I'm having sex thoughts.
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YUUSSSS
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warning! extreme xxx post ahead!
Send the kiddies to bed, and enjoy. Learn.
I would invite her over to my house. I would make an amazing fiesta chicken salad, glazed with a sweet spicy vinegarette. It t’would be a beautiful dinner by candle light. After that I would accompany her to my living quarters in which we would indulge in a fantastic movie. Perhaps something very entertaining like the Twilight saga.
Oh what? I notice she’s getting chilly? Well only one way to fix that right fellas? (Wink wink). So I give her my warmest turtle neck and a good book. “Try being cold now honey” I say cockily, yet slightly sexually.
As 9 pm rolls around, I know that this twas the night to remember. Twas the night that all others should be so lucky to encounter. I politely call her father to make arrangements to drop her off at 930pm. Just slightly before her 1130 curfew, as to stay in father’s good graces.
Sorry about the steam on your screens boys.
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by daniel worby on Oct 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
LOL.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Julius Caesar (II, ii, 32-37)
by Jeremyjackson on Oct 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ay
Great looking gal… but I’m sure she had wonderful boobs before she had those big melons laid in. Why do people do that? Never will understand it.
I've known a few super-hotties who worked around the skindustry,
and they said the reason they got the implants wasn’t because they wanted more, or that they didn’t like what they had. It was that they wanted to lock in a specific body ‘look’ for a decade or so, and the only way to get that kind of anti-gravity effect was via surgery.
I’m still pissed at Tera Patrick for ruining hers with the implants.
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