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The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 12: Episode 7 recap and discussion

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The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) Season 12, featuring welterweight coaches (and division rivals) Josh Koscheck and Georges St. Pierre, is back for Episode 7 and Sevak looks devastated after losing last week's fight.

Not that it matters, but the teams gather for the formal fight announcement, which pits Dane Sayers and Sako Chivitchian. No one giving Sayers much of a chance in this one.

Back at the house, talk surrounds the pending wild card pick. Unfortunately for Spencer Paige it won't be him as he's wrapped up in a cast after surgery. Jefferey Lentz is praying to the TUF gods that it will be him and he chews tabacky in between whiskey shots to help appease them.

Team St. Pierre starts training and the drunken master is shouting at "Red Horse" to help him prepare for his upcoming fight. They end with a hug and Sayers takes the Cain Velasquez approach to selling his fight, hoping to honor his heritage with an upset win.

Coach St. Pierre's strategy: Don't make this a technical fight on the ground.

Star-divide

Commercial break gives us a sneak peek of "Rock Band 3" but wisely leaves out any cut-scenes of Tawny Kitaen on the hood of a Jaguar -- though I have to imagine a 49-year Kitaen writhing on the hood of a 2010 luxury car would definitely get people talking.

In the training center, Koscheck "accidentally" chest bumps Brad Tate, identified as "medic" to the audience and "male nurse" to Kos, who starts playing up the angle until Tate becomes visibly agitated. I guess Koscheck can't break "Rush" so he starts to slowly deconstruct the hired help instead.

Sako gives us his background, which is no doubt impressive, and hopes that his amateur accomplishments can translate into mixed martial arts success. He figures if he can survive being shot by gang-bangers, the Octagon should be a breeze.

We shall see.

Koscheck says that MMA will teach you discipline and respect -- two minutes after he's done clowning Nurse Tate.

Coaches challenge! It's a homerun derby and St. Pierre looks about as comfortable as a Kleenex at a snot party. They have three innings to go yard and the pot is ten grand to the coach and $1,500 for each contestant. Koscheck is worried about bat rust, or something like that.

St. Pierre wields his bat like he's playing whack-a-mole but manages to scrape together 10 points. Unfortunately it's 24 less than Koscheck, who tore the cover off the ball in his last couple at bats. Kos promises to duplicate that performance when they fight on Dec. 11, which I found humorous because he may indeed need that bat.

Elimination fight #7: Dane Sayers (7-1) vs. Sako Chivitchian (5-0)

Round 1: Sako shoots and gets guillotined. They drop to the floor. He powers out and is in great position having Sayers pressed against the cage. "Red Horse" gets to his feet. After some epic hugging he escapes and they break away. Leg kick misses for Sako. Dane punches at air. Lots of Soda Popinski-type footwork. Sako charges and Sayers wraps him up. They go to the cage but seem unhappy there so they hug their way to the other side of the cage. This is like an 80's wrestling match when Ken Patera would apply a body lock to catch his breath. They finally separate and Sako finds his range. That makes Sayers shoot but he can't hold the takedown or his mouthpiece. They hug out the final ten seconds of the round.

Round 2: Sako Judos a charging Sayers but can't hold him so he does it again and this time has him grounded. Sayers has a guard that you could drive a Zamboni through and since Sako doesn't attempt to pass he uses the opening to escape and get back to his feet. They immediately hug and go to the cage. Sayers to the back of the head a few times just for laughs. Sayers almost has a takedown but Sako goes fencing for the second time in the fight to stay off his butt. There is so much hugging in this fight I feel like it's a support group for underachieving fighters. They ride out the clock in a sweaty embrace. Truly awful.

Mercifully the judges have reached a decision. It goes to Sako -- but not by much I can say with confidence. This was supposed to be a squash match. Was Sayers heart (and hugs) enough to get him in as a wildcard?

Nope.

It goes to Aaron Wilkinson and Marc Stevens, who will slug it out next week to see who gets another chance at TUF stardom. Outside of Wilkinson and Stevens, no one looks happy about the decision.

Stay tuned next week for the wild card elimination fight while Koscheck gets physical with Nurse Tate.

See you in seven!

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Maybe this will be the episode

where he finally motorboats GSP’s ass.

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Fan of: Cole Miller, Dentist Neer, Alan Belcher, Bones Jones, Frank Mir

by Pootwich on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one that would love to see Kos riding a bicycle on a narrow winding road?

Drink to remember, drink to forget.

by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wanna see the ultimate warrior on the ultimate fighter

It would be ultimate overload

Activia; now with bullshitifus ridicularus

by salamagogo on Oct 27, 2010 12:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i love that show..

but i think the mma guys would get worked over..against almost any of em

by sarah- on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

War Red Horse!!!

The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe

by Yan117 on Oct 27, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

hey yan you from around the Fargo ND area?

i’ve sparred with dane a couple times. good buddies with the owner of the gym he trains at and some of his training partners.

The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary.

by Andrew Keller on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garbage that Marc got the go ahead

He probably has one of the best skill sets ON PAPER, but paper don’t mean shit unless its a contract. You don’t win that contract or get second chances for getting subed in less than half a minute!

by Edgecrusher71 on Oct 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that too.

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Oct 28, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

"paper don’t mean shit unless its a contract"

well, or money, or commercial paper like a bill of lading or whatnot

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Fan of: Cole Miller, Dentist Neer, Alan Belcher, Bones Jones, Frank Mir

by Pootwich on Oct 28, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Fargo you betcha.

Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.

by P-Dub on Oct 28, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup...

The guy is great. As opposed to Kos. He’s sunk down to talking smack to a medic on GSP’s team. Next thing you know he’s going to follow GSP to Foot Locker and beat up the guy that sells GSP his next pair of shoes…Keep going lower Josh.

by Shadyone33 on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck i hate bullies.

You’re an elite level fighter Kos. Act like it.
GSP might be boring but at least he acts like a human being, not a high school jock douchebag.

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oops wrong video

try this one – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDTuFKqhafM&feature=related

Big Nog for Life
Inventor/supporter of "Gleison Tibau to Featherweight" movement.

by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow! Nice vid! Good find NNR.

That front kick at the beginning that sent the guy flying into the ropes was sick!

He has some crazy power!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Oct 28, 2010 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome video NNR

I might buy the box set just to see Jean Charles. Legendary fighter and a very interesting guy.

"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion

by David W-S on Oct 28, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damnnnnnnnn... Awesome link thx

This dude’s push-kicks are off the charts. First time I ever seen such powerful knockdowns from a push-kick.

Another loss to kg12, the original conductor of The Cain Train. Velasquez > Lesnar = UFC HW Champ. Brocktober is over, forever.

by freenow82 on Oct 28, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the fight against buakaw. Jc lost but it was a gr8 fight.

Jc came out 1 of the rounds with a double spinning elbow 1 right after the other. Close fight I don’t think either fighter got rocked but they kicked the crap out of eachother

Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.

by d*locc on Oct 28, 2010 12:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I noticed something on the TUF shows.. historically speaking

Does anybody here noticed that all the problem childs of TUF show have nappy hair.. only exception the eminem of TUF Junie Browning.. From Chris Leben, Kos, Jamie Yager..Bruce Leroy.. all of them have funky hair. It’s just a little obversvation I made.

by PhilQNY on Oct 28, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

hes great!

the Brockness monster tried to stand on the tracks when the Cain train came through. Choo Choo! Lokie is an MMA genius

by *Californication* on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he will get out.

After he’s done training. He didn’t say he wanted to live in the US. I’m sure he’s long gone. Your precious country is now at peace in your land now.

www.mondaymorningblackbelt.com

by daniel worby on Oct 28, 2010 9:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

My preciaous land? Its owend by rich people, not white people. Mostly Asians really if anything.

If white folk have to take slack for stealing land, they should at least get to have some, instead of working hard to pay taxes and barely get by. You know how expensive real estate has become in Canada dude? Id be in debt for life if I wanted to buy, so the whole this is Native land shit I cant humor at all.

by snipersniper on Oct 28, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

White people did take the land just not "us" white people

I don’t mean to jump in here but I have no idea what y’all are talking about. JCS said it’s his land cause he’s part Indian (Feather not dot) while that’s not true his people were here first so it makes sense.

Drink to remember, drink to forget.

by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, but every man is accountable for his own actions. Thats why if your father kills someone, you dont go to jail

Im not saying I agree with what happened, its sickening really(more so in the states) but i6ts become an excuse to get something for nothing, while everyone else has to work hard and play by the rules. Asians do, my Islamic buddies from eastern Europe do, blacks do, whites, east Indians. even non-status natives everyone goes by the same rules and are equals, all but status “Indians”.
Equality has no exceptions!

by snipersniper on Oct 28, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

French guy is a ugly fucking bitch talking bitch

He should just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing himself more (if thats even possible)

by Lester The Pimp on Oct 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or does the guy kos keeps calling “psycho” look like he shaves off a serious unibrow before every episode?

by Craigo8609 on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

lol

Obviously.

The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe

by Yan117 on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO THINGS

ive noticed so far

1) KOS has a tattoo on his right wrist
2) GSP said “baseball court” the disrespectful bastard!

the Brockness monster tried to stand on the tracks when the Cain train came through. Choo Choo! Lokie is an MMA genius

by *Californication* on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, baseball is kinda gay.

GSP is clearly heterosexual.

The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe

by Yan117 on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

outside of the world series and “my team” i dont watch much, its boring no doubt. Playing is an entirely different story….kind like golf

the Brockness monster tried to stand on the tracks when the Cain train came through. Choo Choo! Lokie is an MMA genius

by *Californication* on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every coach who's won the challenge has lost the fight to this day.

Kos is toast.

Big Nog for Life
Inventor/supporter of "Gleison Tibau to Featherweight" movement.

by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

BJ Penn?

"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers

by Joemama_20 on Oct 28, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jens whopped him at table tennis and got choked out.

Big Nog for Life
Inventor/supporter of "Gleison Tibau to Featherweight" movement.

by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 28, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

the Brockness monster tried to stand on the tracks when the Cain train came through. Choo Choo! Lokie is an MMA genius

by *Californication* on Oct 28, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just read it somewhere and i can't think of anything....maybe am just blanking.

Nog smashed mur on the field and got KO’d. Serra beat hughes and lost.
Liddell beat Ortiz and got KO’d by franklin. Didn’t watch hendo-bisping but i don’t imagine hendo is good at too many things aside from fighting.

Big Nog for Life
Inventor/supporter of "Gleison Tibau to Featherweight" movement.

by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on Oct 28, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ken beat Tito in their coaches challenge too...

I remember those you mentioned too but am drawing a blank on most of the others…the sole exception might be Rashad/Page as I think Rashad won his challenge. But it does seem like the majority of the time at least if a guy wins the challenge, he loses the fight.

by Hardcase on Oct 28, 2010 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hendo dominated Bisping at tennis

And Rashad won the challenge as well (I think it was basketball but don’t quote me on it). I’m not sure about Chuck/Randy but mainly you’re right, the guy who wins the coach’s challenge loses the fight.

"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion

by David W-S on Oct 28, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

volleyball

didn’t one pair play volleyball at some point? Thought it was rampage and rashad.

by Dakatak on Oct 28, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think your right

Drink to remember, drink to forget.

by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Mir tooled Nog in penalty kicks. That was tailor-made for Nog, seeing how futbol is their national sport and all, but Mir rolled him. Then KOed him later.

Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.

by P-Dub on Oct 28, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means

“This is America we speak American! And we don’t play Futbol we play Football!”

Drink to remember, drink to forget.

by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

jfwy

Drink to remember, drink to forget.

by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan henderson won both

he won at tennis and then ko’s bitchbing

by hatteras on Oct 28, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Griffin was dunking on Rampage and won their fight...

For some reason I thought all black people could play basketball and white men can’t jump. Stereotype fail

by Damageplan on Oct 28, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball is really boring! I would actually rather watch golf, esp a major!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Oct 28, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i bought a gun the other day from SAKO, its cute, its small, fits right in my pocket.

Sugaaaa
Lol
Reminded me of the song love soad

SHOGUN SLAYED THE DRAGON! Hell Yeah

by Phenomenal Angel on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

GSP said baseball court...hahaha

I dont why I caught that

I like bacon...and Rashad Evans is a pussy..It does NOT matter who wins the Brock vs Cain fight because they are simply baby sitting the belt for Junior

by Big-dawg on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Lmao. I don’t know why I didn’t.

by Craigo8609 on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

damn, ya beat me by two minutes!

luckily i posted above you (;

i LOLed at it too.

the Brockness monster tried to stand on the tracks when the Cain train came through. Choo Choo! Lokie is an MMA genius

by *Californication* on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

on behalf of Canada

I feel you guys should know that most of us don’t use the term “basketball court”

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Most of us

use basketball court and use baseball diamond. Not baseball court.

by Shadyone33 on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

Ok check that.
We Do say basketball court. All the time.
We do NOT say baseball court…..lol

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's all good...

We got each other’s back in Canada too…hahaha. I figured it was better than someone being a smart ass.

Also, anyone notice how Kos is now copying GSP’s HEY cheer?

by Shadyone33 on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

kos should copy GSP's wrestling

So he doesn’t get dominated for 5 rounds again.
Thanks Shady. I rarely need help looking stupid…lol….I could certainly use help looking smarter

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No worries man...

I hope GSP finishes this fuck this time.

by Shadyone33 on Oct 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It should be universal

Basketball court
Basebal-l field (diamond can be sub’ed)
Hockey -Rink
Boxing
Ring
MMA/UFC- Octagon (not cage)
Pro Wrestling- Squared Circle
Football-Field
Tennis-Court

the Brockness monster tried to stand on the tracks when the Cain train came through. Choo Choo! Lokie is an MMA genius

by *Californication* on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

forget the dash shit

the Brockness monster tried to stand on the tracks when the Cain train came through. Choo Choo! Lokie is an MMA genius

by *Californication* on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fight's over...

Now it’s time for the drama between Kos and GSP’s medic.

by Shadyone33 on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Awwww FUCK

I don’t think anything’s gonna happen.

by Shadyone33 on Oct 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

be funny if the medic got a hold of Kos

And picked him up over his head, started screaming and crying and smashed him to the ground, like Mary’s retarded brother did to Ted in Something About Mary.

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

FRANKS N BEANS

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Oct 28, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

but dont you guys enjoy hating kos? and wont you tune into the gsp fight just to potentially see him get his ass kicked and see him get his face smashed in?

there’s two types of fighters to hate…

1. the boring fighter who is uninteresting and you’d rather channel flip than watch them fight…such as fitch

2. and someone like kos or rashad…who you would NEVER channel flip through cause you want to see them get their asses kicked SO FUCKING BAD….you NEED fighters like this to make mma fun

how fun was it for the brock haters to see brock get slaughtered saturday? it was fun as hell wasnt it…and a lot of you bought the ppv just HOPING to see him get murdered right?

and its the same reason you’ll watch the gsp/kos fight…cause rooting against guys you want to see get destroyed makes mma so much more fun…

its much better to hate a fighter when you want to see them get killed than to hate a fighter cause watching them just bores the shit out of you and they put you to sleep right?

so instead of just blindly hating kos, be happy that you have someone around like that to root against….

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Oct 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

and its more interesting seeing brock vs cain cause it was fun rooting for brock..but it wont be the same watching jds vs cain

cause you cant root against those guys…they are both cool guys…and its gonna suck to see either one of them lose cause they’re both such good guys and there wont be any smack talk…

and you’re still gonna tune in cause it will be an incredible fight…but no one really wants to see either fighter get injured or destroyed…right?

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i meant rooting AGAINST brock in the cain fight..not for him

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Oct 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knew what you meant and I'm with you on that! That fight was fn great and not bc I like Cain!!!

Anderson Silva is by far the number one P4P king!!! Even when he is losing a fight he still comes back and finishes for the win! GSP dominates the whole fight and still can't finish! LOL

by MBOW on Oct 28, 2010 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

honestly i could care less

I see your point. Thing is, Kos is so contrived. It’s all show. I don’t know him in real life obviously but I hear him talk all the time about being the guy who wears the black hat.
If I can suffer through his fake eyepokes and over-reactions to phantom nut kicks. Then at best I get to see a gay 5 round wrestling match that I have already watched.
Seriously, I’ll always pay for a good ppv. Save the heel vs babyface stuff for the pimply faced WWE fanboys.
Just sayin…….lol

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yea but the thing is, kos isnt gonna have to do much acting when he fights gsp in canada

cause everyone in canada is gonna root against him just for the simple fact that he’s american and gsp is their little home grown babyface..

on that night kos is gonna be the most HATED guy in an entire country…can u imagine that kind of pressure? to be the most HATED guy in an ENTIRE country?? i wouldnt be surprised if someone jumps over the barriers to attack him during his octagon entrance and injures him and the fight not even taken place…

or an entire mob waits for him at the airport or outside his hotel room and attacks him getting off the plane or walking to his hotel room…hes gonna be like the canadian bin laden..some hotel staff member is gonna tweet where he’s staying…dude is gonna have to have like the canadian version of the secret service goin with him everywhere he goes…

thats gonna be some tough shit he has to put up with…and its got to be nerve racking

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Oct 27, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is Canada not New York.

by Jimbobb on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's in Quebec

So that cancels that!

"I'm sorry about my performance tonight... I had sand in my vagina."
-Forrest Griffin

by U3O8man on Oct 28, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's UFC in Canada

Not an Iraqi byelection…..lol
He gonna get his ass boo’ed off, for sure.
Or since it’s in Quebec they may all surrender to Kos

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 28, 2010 7:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't think he cares

He feels that pissing everybody off is his ticket to marquis matchups.
I don’t disagree with him.
But it still irritates the shit out of me :)

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 28, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i meant rooting AGAINST brock in the cain fight..not for him

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i put this post in the wrong place, disregard it

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Oct 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

red horse could have won the 1st round if that cheating bastard didnt hold the cage..
for a judo guy, he sure sucked at clinch and throws..
Karo Parisyan, love him or hate him, is still the best and most successful judokan who has graced MMA, hands down..“do you know who i am bro?”

by sora on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

When you get told not to grab the fence three times, that should equal a point loss. It wouldn’t have mattered though since he still won the round.

Why bother having a signature?

by InGordWeTrust on Oct 28, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

You could even make the arguement he should have been deducted in both rounds

He was warned 3 times to my recollection, and all 3 Dane would have gotten the take down. If I was the ref I would have definitely taken a point on the 3rd one. Both rounds is a bit harsh….maybe its my hatred for Kos shining through.

by WallyBallz on Oct 28, 2010 9:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

A Mr. Lombard to speak with you.

Anderson Silva will fall via brutal Republican dry-humping.

by Johnny WF on Oct 28, 2010 1:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

What about Hidehiko Yoshida?

And Dong Hyun-Kim, as boring as he is, could end up having a better career than Karo. Sexyama has better judo as well but never uses it.

"Stay classy San Diego"
Jon "Bones" Jones, MMAs best young fighter and the next LHW champion

by David W-S on Oct 28, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was actually pretty fun watching watching Brock get his lips punched off

Cain is not much of a personalityt but yeah, I sure as hell rooted for him.
JDS Cain gonna be epic!
No bad guys just kickass MMA smashiness.

You're DEAD at recess.

by Scottidog on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yea that's what im saying...guys like brock and kos and shad make mma entertaining cause you will watch them fight in hopes of getting their asses kicked

its the same reason people bought the sonnen/andy fight, they wanted sonnen to pull off the upset and embarrass andy…but it didnt quite work out the way they had hoped

the brockness monster grinds up teenagers and puts them in his protein shakes..and uses razor blades to chop toddlers up into lines to snort like meth...the reason no one can find bigfoot is because the brockness monster found him years ago and now has him in numerous ziplock bags in the back of his freezer...

by HellaHectic on Oct 27, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Hawn

Bellator 33

That FIGHT WAS good

by judopei on Oct 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope

GSP somehow finds his nuts enough to go for the KO. My fave fighter but somethin tells me i can see how he wins this fight. I still really like watching him fight lately but not as much as i used to when he was ballsier. If he KO’s KOS (weird to type that) and drapes a Canadian flag over his ass or a Canadiens jersey for good measure, the country will feel like Christmas came early i promise you that. Its nice to hope haha

The more you educate yourself the more you understand where things come from the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free.

by DuckMySick on Oct 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

meh

I wouldn’t mind seeing 5 rounds of Kos getting his ass kicked, and get carried away with a face full of cuts and bruises.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about 4 rounds and then in the 5th GSP either puts him to sleep or makes him tap in agony.

by Jimbobb on Oct 28, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like that idea even better!

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 28, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

yah

either way im cool with it. but only one scenario ends with a whole country simulataneously shitting maple leafs with smiley faces on them.

The more you educate yourself the more you understand where things come from the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free.

by DuckMySick on Oct 28, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice image

Just what I needed before going to bed lol

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the topic

Couldnt get home in time to watch the episode but that sounded like the worst fight in the world. They shoulda FORCED them into a third round. But maybe it reeked so bad they just wanted it to end. In that case, just give them both a loss and bring back another guy that didnt somehow grow a vagina on fight day. P.S. Marc Stevens is such a loser. Screw weight classes. Id love to fight that retard.

The more you educate yourself the more you understand where things come from the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free.

by DuckMySick on Oct 28, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Stevens lost in sixteen seconds.

Why the hell are they letting him back on?

Anderson Silva will fall via brutal Republican dry-humping.

by Johnny WF on Oct 28, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Hmm

Im guessing a lack of options. Kos team sucked ass hahahah. They shoulda waited till one or 2 of the next round of fights was finished and bring one of gsps guys back whoever of the 2 that lost deserved it more. That one guy on Kos team that won seems chill. Shoulda been on GSP’s team.

The more you educate yourself the more you understand where things come from the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free.

by DuckMySick on Oct 28, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

The UFC needs more wrestlers

I guess Dana thinks people like to see the lay n pray artists.

"Why am I here? Why does my mind have wings? Why do blue midgets hit me with fish?!" - The Tick

by mythbuster on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch! What a stinker after last week’s epic episode. I really really really want Kos to get his face smashed in by GSP. I want to see if it’s possible for someone to get humility beat into them. But I’m still not sure if Koscheck is human or fraggle rockian… I never liked fraggle rock when I was kid, now I know why.

by BlaiseBlaise on Oct 28, 2010 3:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh and on another note..

Marc Stevens didn’t deserve that. Does this dude have some sort of fighting pedigree I’m unaware of? Like he’s the descendant of Achilles or some shit? Why the fuck is this dude in the wild card? That’s absolute garbage. What part of the 18 seconds was Marc Stevens impressive during? I basically could’ve gone on the show, got my ass whooped, and then been in the wild card, that’s what I’m getting from this. Dana’s always talking about earning your shot, this is your moment, do you want to be a fucking ultimate fighter? Those words hold a lot less weight after giving a charity wild card pass to Marc Stevens. TERRIBLE.

by BlaiseBlaise on Oct 28, 2010 3:24 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Fightfinder say's he's 12-5 and trains out of The Relson Gracie Academy in New York... But no notable wins

I thought the kid jeff lentz should have gotten a 2nd chance.. He was beating leroy before he got caught… He deff performed better than stevens did.

The Red Eye Jedi Holds a 7th Degree Black Belt In BongHitsu

by Red Eye Jedi on Oct 28, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Kosh should leave this sport!

I had no clue, he was that disrespectful. yikes!

by OM20 on Oct 28, 2010 3:51 AM EDT reply actions  

It's a TV show, he is playing the heel.

Another loss to kg12, the original conductor of The Cain Train. Velasquez > Lesnar = UFC HW Champ. Brocktober is over, forever.

by freenow82 on Oct 28, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right Lentz

I think if he manages to stay in UFC he will be able to hang in there after a year. Where as most will get shown the door

by judopei on Oct 28, 2010 7:01 AM EDT reply actions  

how you gonna give the guy who got guillotined by a guy he KNEW is a guillotine guy….inside of a minute….the wild card berth.

Gatti. Dekkers. Pele. Aoki. Kang. Vanderlei. Basillio. Harry Greb.

by theworldsoldestsport on Oct 28, 2010 11:52 AM EDT reply actions  

^^This^^

Drink to remember, drink to forget.

by doonerthesooner on Oct 28, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you mr Mr Holland, some funny stuff in there

“Kos promises to duplicate that performance when they fight on Dec. 11, which I found humorous because he may indeed need that bat.”

“After some epic hugging he escapes and they break away. Leg kick misses for Sako. Dane punches at air.”

Had me smiling/smirking like a retard which got reaaaaaally akward, since I work at a lawfirm, and was getting ready for court… in a rape case :( I didnt realize they thought I was still reading the files until I looked up and I see a female collague giving be the “grow up, your disgusting”-look. I was like “Noooo, im done preparing, just waiting for the boss”. Didnt change shit!

by Zlatan, My Hero on Oct 28, 2010 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

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