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The Beast is Dead...Long Live ABM!

 

In the beginning...darkness spread across the land as the Beast ascended to power and made a mockery of our beloved sport.  Taunting opponents and disrespecting the public became the norm for this behemoth :



 

 

 

During his reign the Beast shot at watermelons, spoke in the third person and insulted our Canadian neighbors.

 

 

The power of the Beast grew as his followers (The Pain Train) began to have delusions of grandeur and compare him to the Last Emperor.  All hope seemed lost...

 

 

 

 

And then our Brown knight slayed the Beast:

 

 

 Somebody needs a Corona:

 

 

“This burrito is delicious, Mr. Velasqwez. But I appear to have gotten some hot sauce in my eye.”  (Props to JJ)

 

 

 

The Pain Train:

 

 

 

Members of the ABM:

 

 

 

OJR in Chicago:

 

 

 

 

Congratulations to Cain Velasquez!  The pride of -  AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

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Feel free to engage in friendly trash talk with the Pain Train, discuss your ideas for the next HW match ups, give Cain his props, discuss my dance moves or post your new HW rankings.  


Have fun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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