... as he calls the kettle "black" (via MMA Fighting):

"I only went for one takedown (at UFC 120) but Bisping's body was really slippery. Even if I do say so myself..."

And if anyone has experience with being slippery, it's Akiyama, who cemented his status as one of Japan's biggest heels after going Exxon Valdez on Japanese hero Kazushi Sakuraba at K-1 Premium Dynamite!! in 2006. His TKO victory over the legend was changed to a No Contest after some questions were raised about his pre-fight ritual of getting intimate with a jar of Olay and a Japanese "grease-gate" was born. Is "Sexyama" trying to save face overseas? Or was "The Count" hitting the Jergens on fight night?