UFC 121 video preview for 'Lesnar vs Velasquez' (Extended)
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After Brock wins, I too am going to have a Corona and Burrito LOL
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Dos Equis and chimichangas for me
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
damn all this food talk is making me hungry.
people dont realize what a beautiful gift from God food is. i cant wait for pizza, burgers, fries, and beer again!
The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary.
by Andrew Keller on Oct 18, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t always watch Brock beat the shit of a Mexican heavyweight, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
by P-Dub on Oct 18, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Don't lie puck. After Brock gets destroyed U both R guna deepthroat sausages bigger than the 1 on brocks chest.
Then wash it down with a natural ice ;)
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 3:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
" I don't know Chief, I think I'll have a Chinchila!"
And Coors light sucks almost as much as Bud light
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
"Go Thorny it's your birthday"
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Brocks planned entrance
http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&warned=True&client=mv-google&hl=en&v=hqOQwRv2tI4
Midgets don't have feelings right?
by G-Rated on Oct 18, 2010 5:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
They were going to until Kongo's last performance they took it out.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Haha
So…you trying to put down Cain in this gif? LOL. Or the fact that Kongo has heavy hands and Cain has a great chin to go along with that and that he didn’t lay him out with one punch? Anyway’s Cain’s does have a chin and his recovery is good as well :)
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I dont know about the heavy hands part. Kongo is so inconsistent.
by EvolutionMMA on Oct 18, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
if Kongo can floor you, Lesnar will send you to the hospital
by xquisitewretch on Oct 18, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Except Randy, Brock hasn't ever knocked anyone out on the feet.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly!
Brock has not KO’d no one. You would “think” he has heavy hands just cuz he’s so big but it’s very apparant to all that he does not have the power to lay anyone out with 1 punch. Oh yea he floored Randy like Serra did to GSP but not a direct punch to the chin.
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His game is the ground game, doesn't take a high IQ to figure that out
But if he connects standing he can do damage no doubt.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Heath's face accounts for that.
I’m just making the argument that this fight is far from a sure thing for Brock
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree this should be a great fight
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I'm worried because of the Congo fight.
Say what you will, Lesnar is no Congo.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Huh?
Kongo is a better puncher than Brock. I don’t know where you’re going with this.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Better striker yes, better fighter no.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Cain only has 9
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And the state of Washington sucks at football, and soccer is boring.
We are stating the obvious?
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Everybody is a better puncher than Brock.
But overall, Kongo is nowhere near Lesnar.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Who gives a F
kongo has better striking than Carwin but would get KO by Carwin, hell Brock could probally beat Carwin in a striking match.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Yeah like I said Carwin would knock Kongo's head off too
Did you watch Kongo’s last fight against a wild striker Travis Browne?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
top 10 welterweight in MMA
(1) GSP
(2) Jon Fitch
(3) Jake Shields
(4) Thiago Alves
(5) Josh Koscheck
(6) Nick Diaz
(7) Martin Kampann
(8) Carlos Condit
(9) Paulo Thiago
(10) Diego Sanchez/Mike Swick/Dan Hardy
Sanchez/Swick/Hardy
but no Hughes?
Caution PED side effects: Dumbassery, Bitchness, Severe Choking, Gettin put on Wanderlei Silva’s death list
Its Better To Lose And Not Cheat, Then Cheat And Not Win
Yeah I would have Hughes still on there at least at nubmer 10 but other than that it's pretty good.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
diaz kampmann and condit
All Better than alves now. He needs to win some fights at welterweight to bounce back.
by NicktheBruiser on Oct 18, 2010 4:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
There is always room for debate on a ranking list
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
true
Just not feeling pitbull at all lately. Had to post to reduce internal rage.
by NicktheBruiser on Oct 18, 2010 5:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey asshead, how about waiting until there’s a thread about welterweights to post your little list instead of putting it here and on other threads that also have nothing to do with welterweights.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
The video has to do with the upcoming event and not just the HW's
There’s a short segment about Kapmann vs Shields and I’m sure he’s referring to that and the title picture
by Wingblade on Oct 18, 2010 7:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Cain train coming full steam ahead!!!
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 3:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Man I wish I knew how 2 post pics =D
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
hahaha lol
Get on board the BROCK TRAIN with the rest of us instead!

by Lester The Pimp on Oct 18, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Sound of Pain Train
“Brock a Brock a Boom Boom, Brock a Brock a Boom…………..”
Sound of Cain Train
“I think I can, I think I can, I think………………..”
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
U silly brocksuckers R hilarious!
I’m taking down names in case u fanboys try jumping off the Brock cock after Cain whoops his ass! War Cain train!!
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 6:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No worries d*locc but I did notice ABM is pretty much dead.
Funny most doubters question Brock intelligence and Brock makes them look like fools isn’t it?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Get a giant block of granite, a hammer and a chisel. Then put your head against the granite, hit it with the hammer and pry it off with the chisel.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Cain has all the tools necessary 2 dismantle the cock chest monster!
Any of U brocksuckers wana back up yur talk with a sig bet?
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 6:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I got two going with Synyster and Brock's biggest hater(SD) already d*locc
But hell why not three bet’s as long as you keep it at two lines. It is possible Cain pulls the upset and I don’t want a novel for a sig.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Alrite I only wanted 2 bet u 3 or jay but I haven't seen jay in a wile.
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 6:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He should be here within an hour or two.
He’s always around up there, circling in the sky like a hawk in search of an easy prey.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Yur on jay!
I thot dubs wud have man’d up but I knew deep down brocks getting owned!!!
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 8:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's on, locc.
Check in Monday for your new sig. 2 weeks is the usual so we will do that.
I have no barriers as far as what it(the sig) says. I plan to make all of your sigs have something to do with your love of dicks, so make it as bad as possible if Brock loses. I’m a good sport.
jay.
For sure bro & imm make sure a muscle has 2 do with yur sig.
Since ur in luv w/big muscles on a mofo =D
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think i had that train as a little tyke!
The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary.
by Andrew Keller on Oct 18, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in, but....
I’m from holland and my Spanish is better than Cain…Nonetheless it makes perfect sense that Cain could be the first REAL Mexican champion.
Sowieso
by The Dutch Destructor on Oct 18, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
Regional dialect duder, I'd be willing to bet he speaks border spanish.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't speak spanish very well at all, but my girl is from Columbia so she hates on boarder spanish all the time
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
She also hates when you call it Columbia and not Colombia.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Whatever her ass needs to do the dishes anyway.
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm....
Why do they bother doing a preview of Brock and Cain for the Countdown when they are doing a Primetime for both of these guys? Seems kinda pointless to me lol
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Countdown is to the normal countdown that will have Shields and Kampmann as well
Were Primetime is all Brock and Cain.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Oh I know bout that just saying that they will still have footage in Brock and Cain when were already watching them on Primetime. Aside from that I’m down to see the other guys training/build up to the fight!
www.ederdesigns.ca
This is such an awesome card!
I look forward to each and every fight. Cain Had trouble with Congo, he will lose. JDS is our last hope, if he falls, darkness will be upon us for a long time. Let’s pray.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
LOL it's going to be very dark soon then Yan
Yeh this is a great card. Im fired up for this one. This one is worthy of a fight party.
Yep, better stock up on candles and matches there, big guy.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
I am double locked in my reinforced panic room as we speak.
I got weed, beer and high speed connection. I’ll be alright.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS GOING TO BE...
EATING A BURRITO IS SABLE AFTER CAIN BEATS BROCK SHE WILL BE EATING CAINS BURRITO….
REALLY IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I'm willing to take $20-$50 bets with people on Cain beating Brock
IF you have a Facebook account and a paypal account. And u send me a friend request on facebook at… http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/gene.gault – then message me on there and post on here that you want you want to bet on Brock, and how much (between $20-50$). Then I will bet. You have to tell me your paypal ID ahead of time. Mine is HBKGault@aol.com.
We can even send each other request money on paypal for the bet amount ahead of time to see if we’re legit. Please only honest and serious people contact me about this. But yes, I couldn’t be more sure of a betting underdog winning an MMA fight ever, so yes, I’m for real about this.
Contact me if you’re for real and really willing to pay up only!
I don't have facebook but I do have paypal is there another way we can bet without facebook?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Don't bother Puck... It doesn't make any sense
Why would he bet against us at even odds, when he can just put a bet online or at bookies at +160. Sounds like bait to me… Noone is that stupid.
It's BROCKtober Bitches!
RE: Don't bother Puck... It doesn't make any sense
I’ve posted on here b4 quite a bit, but been a little while- I guess with football season and my fantasy football obsession I haven’t in a while. But yeah, I’m just a guy that’s been saying Cain will be the next dominant HW for a quite a while. I’ve been making money off of him since the Kongo fight, and been saying this day is gonna happen, and the next 5 yrs afterwards. I figure when u have that much confidence in someone and much confidence I do in my talent eval abilities (I called Machida and Aldo b4 hardly anyone knew who they were)… and then a time comes where they are actual a publicly percieved underdog- then that instinct is meant to be acted upon. Well, within reason… that’s why I said I’m only taking $20-$50 bets, and if I got a lot of bets…. I’d stop taking bets or stop taking more expensive bets. Basically, I’ve got about $500 or almost a paycheck saved up. And though it would suck bad to lose all of it… it wouldn’t be the end of the world. It’d be like getting 2 flat tires unexpectedly.
But yeah, hit me up – Anyone that meets the conditions. I will also give out my ebay ID so u can see I have a perfect rating. Then u can post on my facebook and call me out in front of my friends and see I’m an honest guy. And I will do the same on yours. you will see that I’m betting with friends and on betus.com to … sooooo?!? Yeah, bring it Brock fans!! LOL
PS Betting online at Betus.com -from talking to them it’s a pain in the ass to collect. They mainly want u to bet more in the future, and I don’t bet a lot. I want to bet on this fight and take my winnings or losing right then and move on. Though I put a little down at betus. – if any of u know a site or place I can bet on the odds at a place that pays out easy? I’d appreciate the scoop. Thanks!
BTW...
I also had these posts showup on my facebook. Add me and u will see that. I will ask u do the same on yours.
I thought you knew,
Facebook is for gays and we don’t like city folks of your kind around here.
Me, I’m just here for the lulz.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
by Yan117 on Oct 18, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That made me lul. =) Rec
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on Oct 18, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Do u have a myspace?!?
I at least wanna post a pic of the douche bag that doesn’t pay up if I win. I mean I live here in TN so it’s not like I’m gonna travel to pick up $20-$50, but I at least want to let everyone on here know not to bet with whoever and to show what a lying douche bag looks like! LOL
Who the hell are you man?
Never seen you before but I must say you really swing for the fence. You hate Brock? You’re a Cain fan? You have inside info? You’re just putting on a show? Funny shit though.
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
RE:Who the hell are you man?
I’ve posted on here b4 quite a bit, but been a little while- I guess with football season and my fantasy football obsession I haven’t in a while. But yeah, I’m just a guy that’s been saying Cain will be the next dominant HW for a quite a while. I’ve been making money off of him since the Kongo fight, and been saying this day is gonna happen, and the next 5 yrs afterwards. I figure when u have that much confidence in someone and much confidence I do in my talent eval abilities (I called Machida and Aldo b4 hardly anyone knew who they were)… and then a time comes where they are actual a publicly percieved underdog- then that instinct is meant to be acted upon. Well, within reason… that’s why I said I’m only taking $20-$50 bets, and if I got a lot of bets…. I’d stop taking bets or stop taking more expensive bets. Basically, I’ve got about $500 or almost a paycheck saved up. And though it would suck bad to lose all of it… it wouldn’t be the end of the world. It’d be like getting 2 flat tires unexpectedly.
But yeah, hit me up – Anyone that meets the conditions. I will also give out my ebay ID so u can see I have a perfect rating. Then u can post on my facebook and call me out in front of my friends and see I’m an honest guy. And I will do the same on yours. you will see that I’m betting with friends and on betus.com to … sooooo?!? Yeah, bring it Brock fans!! LOL
I've seen Gene post before
he’s definitely a Cain Train original. The train is a bit more crowded than it used to be, and they’ll need to add a few cars come Saturday evening. Cain will be champ.
"Oh hell son, i was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth....hell, you can even be fifth" - Reese Bobby
I've seen Gene post before
Thanks man! Yeah, I suppose Cain has been most of what my posts have been about recently lol
Saturday morning the train gets derailed bro. Sorry...but we need those wagons for the back of the Pain Train
It's BROCKtober Bitches!
I have a nice signature lined up for you Bro..........
you’ll need plenty of space.
"Oh hell son, i was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth....hell, you can even be fifth" - Reese Bobby
Really, it's long? That's quite annoying :)
Good thing I won’t lose. Yours will be relatively short.
It's BROCKtober Bitches!
not really.......
it’ll be short….i’m just running out of shit to talk…….also trying to find other takers. P-Dub and Puck Head seem to be the other two dudes that are all over the Brock-Sack. I’ll extend the bet to anyone else that’s interested…..
"Oh hell son, i was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth....hell, you can even be fifth" - Reese Bobby
but if I win, I get the first week.
No multiple sigs at the same time from multiple people, cause that dilutes the message. That’s why you are my only bet, not accepting anymore takers.
It's BROCKtober Bitches!
deal
I will no longer seek additional takers……..you’ll be my only wager, at least for the first week.
"Oh hell son, i was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth....hell, you can even be fifth" - Reese Bobby
There's probably more but would they answer such a weak troll call?
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
P-Dub and Puck Head seem to be the other two dudes that are all over the Brock-Sack. I’ll extend the bet to anyone else that’s interested…..
No we are just fans, it’s Brock’s haters that always talk about his penis and sack?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Haha! Now that's the spirit!
The only real possession you'll ever have is your character. — Tom Wolfe
Hit me up on facebook...
I don’t want to constantly comeback and refesh here, and comments posts at weird spots so I might miss it. But yeah, if ur really interested…
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#
Ahh...
That last link might not get u to my page….
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/gene.gault
IF that doesn’t work- type in Gene Gault under search or HBKGault@aol.com under where u can search via e-mail

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