"As he prepares for UFC 121 this weekend, UFC fans can relive one of Cain Velasquez's most impressive moments in the Octagon tonight on Spike TV. At 7:00pm ET/PT tonight, Spike TV will present an encore telecast of 'UFC Fight Night 17' (2/7/09) featuring Cain Velasquez vs. Denis Stojnic. Velasquez's devastating KO won 'fight of the night' honors, highlighting an action-packed fight card."
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War velasquez !!!
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 12:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
lol, you could have found a real turd...that would have been funnier.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
i thought it would be too gross :) ...kept it PG
by xquisitewretch on Oct 18, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that is some quality smack talk.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Wow. PH went straight for R.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
more like X!
neither one of those guys is brown!
by xquisitewretch on Oct 18, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Not true, were they like to stick their manhood it is and they are proud of it.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
+2
I hope he can at least last two rounds against Brock and put up a good “war” as well
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I see it going 2 or 3 rounds wut about U puck?
Let’s see.
Pea-sized brain: Check.
Out of proportion torso with bony ridges atop an elongated cranium: Check.
Inability to adapt to areas where smarter, more advanced mammals thrive (Canada): Check.
Arms are mostly useless appendages, except for holding down prey: Check.
Facing imminent and absolute extinction (October 23rd): Check.
Yeah, the Brockosaurus is a dangerous beast, to be sure. I’ll let my T-Mex do the back-riding. I call him Cain.
by d*locc on Oct 18, 2010 12:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah I think it will be a great battle.
With HW’s and the power these guys have it could be faster, one mistake and it could be over like that and thats what makes the HW division so exciting. But as long as neither gets to reckless I see this going around 3 rounds. Of coarse I’m a Brock fan so I might say different when debating with some yahoo’s but I think this is a great test for both fighters and a fairly even HW title fight with two of the best HW’s in the world, what more can a fan ask for?
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Ah yes, Stojnic.. the former three time champ
Cain’s record is full of cans and nobodies, he’s gonna regret accepting that titlefight gift based on race he got after Lesnar pounds his face in.
by Lester The Pimp on Oct 18, 2010 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
he’s gonna regret accepting that titlefight gift based on race
Nominated for dumbest quote of the week.
by BNF on Oct 18, 2010 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
+1 agreed
My Top MMA Talents
1. Jon ''Bones'' Jones
2. Anthony ''Showtime'' Pettis
3. Phil ''Mr. Wonderful'' Davis
4. Charles '' Do Bronx" Oliveira
5. Rory ''The Waterboy'' MacDonald
by robinhorobson on Oct 18, 2010 12:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol
* "Standing in the ring in whatever condition I'm in is my way of life."
* "I don't think the injury was the cause for my defeat, I lost being in 100% condition at fight day. It's possible that Santiago might have been injured as well, I lost because my best was insufficient, only mortifying thoughts remain now. I think I would've entered the ring even if I lost one of my legs, I'm a fighter who fights, not with technique, but with heart."
--Kazuo Misaki
Dude earned his shot, but when your greatest octagon moment is KOing Dennis Stojnic it’s not good.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
Mir had already done that, and quicker.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
Hahaha! You are reaching, now.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
I am stirring shit...leave me alone.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
Are you doing QOTW anymore?
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
Yes but I don't see alot of material anymore. I don't want it to get stale. What do you think?
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
not as much...maybe make it a quote of the month?
Just e-mail JH and ask him to put it back on top of the fanposts every week?
I saw one from Andrew Keller today that was funny about Shamrock, but otherwise, not as much material. To be honest, I don’t see as many good conversations in like the last 3 or 4 weeks that have alot of the regulars going at once. I am pinning for the good old days of a 2:00 – 4:00 thread that ends up with 400 posts of quality stuff.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
wooo!
my first official mention for QOTW. not a nomination, but still. Thanks ULF.
The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary.
by Andrew Keller on Oct 18, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I lol'd. It was worth a nomination.
my only nomination was for a quote that was meant in seriousness…O_o?
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
It was not quicker and Nog had staph vs Mir.
And why does that matter anyways? I don’t think too many people were giving him a chance and he destroyed Nog in round #1not a sick Nog in round # 2.
I know, I just want to rile you up, but I did think Cain was RD2 after MIr when I posted
But I am just stirring shit.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
You have to stir shit like this : Brock has the IQ of a mushroom growing in rancid bear feces.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
And he has a penis tattoo on his chest
that he is constantly trying to give fellatio. Also, he’s white. And doesn’t like socialism, so he must be the devil.
White devil with a demon penis tattooed on his chest, which he attempts to pleasure incessantly. That should about do it, right?
Oh, and he almost pooped himself to death once. But he’s better now…supposedly.
If I was a hungry man with a gun in my hand and some promises to keep...
by misterjonez on Oct 18, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
:)...nice
I try to stay away from the guys that are passionate about fighters (like you with Cain), other than Deuce02. For some reason I enjoy riding him about BJ, but I don’t get the same enjoyment from doing it to BJPennfan.
I will try not to take it too far. ;)
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
I could have sworn Cain did it faster...
Anderson Silva will fall via brutal Republican dry-humping.
reminds me of a certain fight with Markham...
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
im gonna nomintae BNF for most judgemental quote of the minute(cause theres just so many).
There is some truth to Lester’s statement. UFC is entertainment and it books the fights that it thinks will sell the most tickets.
by Weedsuplement on Oct 18, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed, but race has nothing to do with it. Its more about the W. Otherwise, Garcia would be getting a crack at the 155 strap because he is entertaining and Mexican American, right?
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Your example doesn;t prove anything. Its not like i said it was a universal truth?
and lesters racism doesn;t have anything to do with the truth or falsity of his statement. just like Cause you post every 10 seconds doesn;t mean you know what your talking about
He should have to fight jds or mir or carwin. Cause all 3 of them would beat Nog and Ben Rothwell. Mir has already beat kongo and nog!!!? why not fight mir?
and im done with this arguement cause you can’t prove 2 know it alls wrong no matter what you say.
PS FUCK YOU
by Weedsuplement on Oct 18, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, two comments then the ‘fuck you, I’m done with this.’ I think that’s a new record. Douche.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
LOL. Very strange.
He would also rather have Brock sit around and not defend while a suitable #1 contender presents itself instead of defending and haveing another contender already lined up. One too many weed pills today for this guy.
I need weed pills...
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
Awesome. A classic example of how NOT to debate other people.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Does that even classify as debate?
I felt like I was watching my 13 year-old neice’s best friend throw a tantrum over that shiny vampire dude when I said he was queer and the wolf guy would eat him up because he was sharkboy and sharkboy kicked ass.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
A Debate would require you to actually comment on what i said and not trivial features
He should have to fight jds or mir or carwin. Cause all 3 of them would beat Nog and Ben Rothwell. Mir has already beat kongo and nog!!!?
why not fight mir?
yes i rather have lesnar sit around than just throw out title shots to random people.
by Weedsuplement on Oct 18, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
"A Debate would require you to actually comment on what i said and not trivial features "... Its too late, man. Your credibility is shot. Log in under a different user name and try again.
"Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. Only enemies speak the truth.
-Stephen King
Cain is 8-0 with recent wins over a former world champion and a former IFL champion. He’s earned it. JDS has earned the right to face Lesnar after Lesnar disposes of Cain. After that things are up in the air a bit. But having two very worthwhile and seemingly competitive HW title fights coming in beats the hell out of Lesnar sitting on the sidelines for another year while your little elimination tournament plays out.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
And a debate would require you to actually use facts and try to take your ball and go home after crying like a girl.
I didn’t comment because I agree with your point, but your method of delivery needs some work, kid. Why would you start the comment by insulting someone when you were not involved in the first place? You should have expected to get ganged up on since nobody has any idea who the fuck you are.
Make a relevant post or ten before being a keyboard warrior.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
I just want to start by saying, go fuck yourself… now, lets debate
by xquisitewretch on Oct 18, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
^^^THIS^^^
will endear you to the regulars, just make sure your MMA knowledge is up to snuff too.
Good post X.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
Keyboard warrior i think applies more to you guys since i don’t post 40 times a day.
^^ this is an examle for OJR, ULF of something that has NO RELEVANCE…
P-DUB atleast talked about fighting in his post after calling me a douce(which only took one word not a whole post)
by Weedsuplement on Oct 18, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Here is my MMA relevant post for you newbie...
Cain is fighting Brock because DW is not going to waste a contender in the heavyweight division, for which he has NEVER had 4 legitimate contenders at the same time, by having them fight for anything other than the belt. Brock is by far, the largest generator of UFC PPV numbers, so it only makes sense from a business perspective, to have Carwin fight Brock, while Cain and JDS get fights that will keep them from defeat, but will appear to be solid match-ups against guys they should undoubtedly beat. It worked, so now we have Cain versus Brock, JDS in the wings.
Regardless of whether you believe that Cain should fight someone else first, it is a horrible business decision to have any of these guys fight anyone but the champion, or guys they should beat. Not only can you make the general buying public believe that all 4 are truly contenders, but you maximize your profitability because none of them will beat Brock and he brings the best PPV numbers.
See, I agree with you, but understand how to actually string together a couple of coherent thoughts without getting my panties in a bundle.
Douchebag.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
Agreed
UFC seems like it’s becoming “Sports Entertainment” and Dana wants the $$$ to go with it. Now is JDS waiting in the wings or did I hear something about Big Roy getting a #1 contenders match?
Bruce Leroy? Hopefully someone will knock him the @%$# out and say "Shogun is the master!" Shonuff!
Yeah if BC can somehow beat Carwin he might be the #1 contender after JDS
But that will be highly unlikely, he did well against JDS though so with a win over Carwin(I don’t see that happening he would deserve a shot). And as far as the UFC becoming sports entertainment thats what it is suppose to be you make it sound like a bad thing but thats what made Pride great it was entertaining MMA it just happens to be a sport too now. Not that it wasn’t back in the early UFC and Pride days but there are very little freak fights or fights or lopsided fights now.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Not a bad thing no.
It just seems that they go for a higher money draw than to match up the best fighters. But that’s business I guess and that’s what makes fans come back for more.
Bruce Leroy? Hopefully someone will knock him the @%$# out and say "Shogun is the master!" Shonuff!
In this case they are doing the right thing
Cain is argueably the best contender only other guy is JDS who will get the next shot, with Brock being out a year before he fought Carwin it didn’t makes sense to have him wait for the winner of Cain and JDS when he can fight them in a row and if those two fought first and he fought someone else everyone would be complaining.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
Agreed
I like the way it is playing out.
Bruce Leroy? Hopefully someone will knock him the @%$# out and say "Shogun is the master!" Shonuff!
OMG THAT IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER. TY!
BNF & OJR Both Joined on the same day?? Best friends or same person either way douches just like me! so don’t get your panties in a bunch ,non-newb, if i tell them to fuck off. cause to me it seems like your panties are bunched rite up your ass just like mine!!!!
by Weedsuplement on Oct 18, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You're so stupid that it hurts.
Do you not remember how Lesnar got his title shot? He was 2-1 and on a whopping one fight win streak in the UFC against a guy who was .500.
Let’s see what you have to say when Cain humiliates Lesnar. “yes i rather have lesnar sit around than just throw out title shots to random people” … give me a fucking break, you clown.
zeke at the time the next best in line that was able to fight
Was herring, that was how weak the division was. AA and Sylvia both left the UFC. There might of been one or two other guys that were able to fight with NOG and Mir set to fight already Brock was one of the best choices at the time and regardless of your opinion proved he deserved the shot by simply winning the title fight.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I'm not saying that Lesnar was undeserving.
Although Werdum was no doubt the more suitable from a strictly objective perspective (beating Gonazaga and Vera was big at the time), all I’m doing here is pointing out the irony in somebody saying that Lesnar should sit around and wait rather than, you know, face somebody who’s 8-0 and 6-0 in the UFC with wins over Kongo, Rothwell, and Nogueira. You see… Cain doesn’t deserve to face Lesnar. He hasn’t earned it yet.
What an idiot.
BTW
I don’t think Lesnar earned it.
Cain beat a bunch of cans.
Brad Moris=Cut,
Jake O’brien=cut,
Denis Stojnić=cut,
Kong=Mid tier,
Ben Rothwell= couldn’t jog a mile,
Nog= good.
So he beat Nog, like i said Frank Mir beat Nog&Kongo, if there was logic behind ufc match making Cain should fight Mir atleast before he get a title shot.
by Weedsuplement on Oct 18, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You apparently have not been around long enough to know Lester's history with racial comments, then.
Don’t be scared to put Nick Diaz as one of the top 5 Welterweights in the world, homie. Thanks to BNF, I am no longer scared.
+3
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Am i the only one
that cant see what people believe cain will do to brock in this fight ? i’ve never been blown away with any of his previous fights and didnt think he really looked great striking with nog.
brock all the way with this one. ko or tko imo
Cain has his hands full that's for sure but he's been very impresive especialy for a guy
Coming into the UFC with just 2 professional fights
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhh... Cain certainly didn't KO Stonjic...
and that fight certainly was not fight of the night on that card.. Neer/Danzig was.. UFC.com doesn’t know shit..
I failed to learn my lesson, once again ignoring the advice of David W-S and making myself look foolish. Clearly he knows a lot more than me, he wins 2-1.
It was a TKO and he was awarded Knockout of the Night
Drink to remember, drink to forget.
by doonerthesooner on Oct 18, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah only by default. there wasn't really any other tko on the card
AJ got Luigi with taps to strikes, but that was it. And yeah it was a tko, but it was a retarded stoppage. everyone, including Cain and Denis, thought that the ref was just standing the fight back up. there was a bit of confusion as to why the ref was waving his arms, and then realization sunk in. it was dumb.
I failed to learn my lesson, once again ignoring the advice of David W-S and making myself look foolish. Clearly he knows a lot more than me, he wins 2-1.
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