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Eat dinner with Junie 'The Lunatik' Browning on Feb 4 -- if you dare!

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FEAST WITH THE BEAST: Dinner with Junie Browning at Hooters Gwinnett on Thursday, Feb 4., from 7pm to 9pm for $100 per person.

Do you dare eat dinner with Junie Browning? One of MMA’s most controversial fighters! On the eve of his main event fight at Wild Bill’s!

If you think you’re up to the challenge…Junie Browning will be hosting Feast With the Beast on Thursday, Feb 4 from 7 pm – 9 pm at the Hooters in Gwinnett.

Wild Bill’s Fight Night last gave you this opportunity with Wanderlei Silva and if you were there you know the great experience that was had by all!

The best part of this special occasion is that there will only be 30 people admitted to this dinner!

Star-divide

Cost is $100 and the value for your investment is remarkable. Below is everything that you’ll get:
*All you can eat wings with Junie at Hooters (includes free soft drinks)
*Free ringside ticket for the Friday, Feb 5 Wild Bill’s Fight Night
*Free Wild Bill’s Fight Night tshirt
*Bring your own camera and take a photo with Junie
*Bring whatever you want and Junie will sign it

Again, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to eat dinner with Junie "The Lunatik" Browning and this is ONLY open to the first 30 people.

Once you pay via paypal below you will receive an email back confirming your order. Please note that this event is being put on not by GeorgiaFighters.com, but by the promoters of Wild Bill’s Fight Night. GeorgiaFighters.com is only a sponsor of the event.

Thank you and enjoy!

Purchase your Dinner With Junie Browning Here!

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LOL

Heaven forbid someone miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to say you had a chair broken over your back by a drunken Junie Browning.

"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!"

by Buster Bluth on Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

I'm speechless

“Bring whatever you want and Junie will sign it”

haha…by the end of the night Junie will have signed over his house, car, rights to his name, and first born

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

LMAO Mac

I could draft some fancy legal document last page only and get him to sign. Then whenever required I could build the front end of the agreement and he would never ever see it.

We could take his house, but then again it’s Junie Browning he either doesn’t own a house or the house he does own – I don’t want.

"He wants to get in close and use that reach advantage" - Mike Goldberg
"Half of this game is 90% Mental" - Tim Sylvia
"I have two words for you... Destiny" - Diego Sanchez.

Anyone interested in a dumbest MMA quote of all time poll?

by Bigger Zino on Jan 6, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

ya but he must have something we could trick him out of

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

or we could just trick him into changing his name into something funny

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Mac, his name is already Junie Allen Browning

How much worse of a name can you get?

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

by ViolentMike on Jan 6, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

As soon as I saw the headline I was working up Hooters jokes only to find out that’s exactly where this fiasco will take place. And you don’t want Junie’s house. It needs a new set oftires, and you’ll never get the stench of the meth lab out.

Brock currently is the best. I will not deny that. -- Daniel Worby

by P-Dub on Jan 6, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

your late

this thread was tailor made for Dub one-liners

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I just got diagnosed with the strep.I haven’t been myself the last couple days.

Brock currently is the best. I will not deny that. -- Daniel Worby

by P-Dub on Jan 6, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Trust me...

You don’t want the mortgage on Junie’s trailer.

by leerage on Jan 6, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh he's got a trailer...I was going to mention that I didn't think lenders held mortgages for people who live under bridges

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

P.S

Cutlery will be supplied

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

I hope it will be plastic

Please don’t give this guy a metal butter-knife. And how many people will try to start a fight with him just for drunkin laughs.

by iagoof22 on Jan 6, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

even still...maybe for $1000

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Any bets on how many cops it takes to get Junie out of this bar at closing time?

Or what time the cops are called?

Frank Mir packed 30+ pounds of solid muscle onto his body in five months. Why hasn't anyone called him out for steroid use? Is it because he never wrestled for Vince McMahon? I give Mir credit for his taste in strippers/wives, not his fighting skills or his personality.

by jay. on Jan 6, 2010 1:29 PM EST reply actions  

god

i really feel for the lost soul that actually coughs up 100 bucks to eat wings with a moron. Youre basically telling everyone I have no friends, life, or an IQ no more than a rock.

by c-war on Jan 6, 2010 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

Still rolling

Mania hates it when I post this dreck but I can’t stop laughing. I defy you to read this with a straight face.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Jan 6, 2010 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

I laughed twice.

First at this on the main page and at Mac’s comment above.

I did something stupid at work today and this reminds me that there is always someone stupider. I just don’t know if its Browning or Wild Bill

"He wants to get in close and use that reach advantage" - Mike Goldberg
"Half of this game is 90% Mental" - Tim Sylvia
"I have two words for you... Destiny" - Diego Sanchez.

Anyone interested in a dumbest MMA quote of all time poll?

by Bigger Zino on Jan 6, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

And its only good for the first 30 people…I wonder if they’ll employ a wristband policy

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think they will have to worry about having more than thirty people trying to get inside for this one

Wristbands won’t be necessary.

Frank Mir packed 30+ pounds of solid muscle onto his body in five months. Why hasn't anyone called him out for steroid use? Is it because he never wrestled for Vince McMahon? I give Mir credit for his taste in strippers/wives, not his fighting skills or his personality.

by jay. on Jan 6, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell me for $100

That you wouldn’t want to sucker punch this sucker’s lights out.

by hairybumcrack on Jan 6, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad thing is there will be probably a Q to see this retard, half them young women that think this tool is cool!!

Hope he chokes to death half way through the meal on a chicken bone!!

I"m no Ned Flanders punk!!

by tkkpal on Jan 6, 2010 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder if there will be enough young women to fulfill Junie’s dream of having women form two lines, one formsucking and one for fucking.

Brock currently is the best. I will not deny that. -- Daniel Worby

by P-Dub on Jan 6, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It is really funny, Holland.

Should have saved it for “jokers Friday”, though. We all could have gotten some good laughs out of this one.

Frank Mir packed 30+ pounds of solid muscle onto his body in five months. Why hasn't anyone called him out for steroid use? Is it because he never wrestled for Vince McMahon? I give Mir credit for his taste in strippers/wives, not his fighting skills or his personality.

by jay. on Jan 6, 2010 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

Don't stop

make it pop dj blow my speakers up tooonight ima fight till we see the sunlight tik tok on the clock

by Kanadian on Jan 6, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

Check out this Vid of Junie of Junie on you tube...

Junie Browning- Life Coach.

I"m no Ned Flanders punk!!

by tkkpal on Jan 6, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

haha..exactly.."Junie who?? Where's my dam wings wench?"

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

But I don't know if I can eat $100 worth of wings!

Cause I wouldn’t pay more than 20-25 bucks for a local show.

by MMACHAMP on Jan 6, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

regular wings maybe with the munchies but def not the breaded variety

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The funniest bit of all is...

They actually seem to think that eating with Junie Browning is comparable to eating with a legend like Wandi. Unbelievable.

"Anderson Silva is the best fighter on the planet...any Anderson Silva fight that is on, people should be buying that PPV, not because he’s my fighter but you know what, he to me is like the Muhammad Ali of MMA...the UFC has been around since 1993, nobody (else) has 10 consecutive wins in the UFC. Anderson has had 10 fights in the UFC, only 1 has ever gone to a decision."

Ed Soares on why Andy is the best fighter in the world

by David W-S on Jan 6, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

He needs to step it up a little.

War Machine has a definate edge on him.

by ElStIkO on Jan 6, 2010 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

War Machine is world class fu*k up...Junie is a beginner

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 6, 2010 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

I smell a reality show. It will be like The Apprentice, only with one grand fuck-up mentoring an up-and-coming fuck-up.

Brock currently is the best. I will not deny that. -- Daniel Worby

by P-Dub on Jan 6, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

JT Money isn't in their league for being a fuck up

Other than being a piss head he’s nowhere near as crazy as Whore Machine or the Nurse Beating Lunatik (look how cool I am because I spell my nickname wrong). Besides Taylor actually has a proper career in the sport unlike those 2 crazed morons.

"Anderson Silva is the best fighter on the planet...any Anderson Silva fight that is on, people should be buying that PPV, not because he’s my fighter but you know what, he to me is like the Muhammad Ali of MMA...the UFC has been around since 1993, nobody (else) has 10 consecutive wins in the UFC. Anderson has had 10 fights in the UFC, only 1 has ever gone to a decision."

Ed Soares on why Andy is the best fighter in the world

by David W-S on Jan 6, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say Taylor is close to junie's league

"Me and Michael are like Mozart...and Mozart's friend."

"No, I'm like Butch Cassidy..."

"You mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

by McArthur... on Jan 7, 2010 7:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I would feed him booze

Just because I know he can’t handle it.

by Jesse13 on Jan 6, 2010 4:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

The pic above is like a scene from TPB's........lol

From Russia with the love bone!! (Hope people get this)

I"m no Ned Flanders punk!!

by tkkpal on Jan 6, 2010 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

I guess that this is news.....

….but does mmamania really have to help this guy continue his self-destruction?

Next I expect to see a press release for “GET TESTED FOR THE HERPES WITH WAR MACHINE AT THE FREE CLINIC! FIRST 30 ONLY!”

by TheIlluminati on Jan 7, 2010 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

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