"I am thankful and happy no one was hurt. I tried to make sure the elderly woman that hit my car was OK ... she didn't speak much English, but I could see she wasn't hurt in any way. I am fine, the little old lady is fine, but my car got hurt, and for that I'm sad."
TMZ reports from the scene of the traffic accident that left Quinton Jackson without a ride after getting rear-ended by a jalopy-driving Granny. "Rampage" was driving his new black Audi R8 (valued at more than $100k) home from the dealership in Orange County on Tuesday when he was hit from behind. Pity the fool.