Foreign Granny KO's 'Rampage' ride
by Jesse Holland on Jan 21, 2010 5:38 PM EST
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Props: TMZ
Quoteworthy:
"I am thankful and happy no one was hurt. I tried to make sure the elderly woman that hit my car was OK ... she didn't speak much English, but I could see she wasn't hurt in any way. I am fine, the little old lady is fine, but my car got hurt, and for that I'm sad."
TMZ reports from the scene of the traffic accident that left Quinton Jackson without a ride after getting rear-ended by a jalopy-driving Granny. "Rampage" was driving his new black Audi R8 (valued at more than $100k) home from the dealership in Orange County on Tuesday when he was hit from behind. Pity the fool.
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"props TMZ?"
cmon man, I posted this 90 min. ago! lol, Rampage shouldn’t be driving a 100k dollar car, thats how u go broke! when u spend 10% of ur net worth on a car!
Rampage has to be worth more than a mil. If not damn what a waste
Don't think feel
by bigbadbunbun on Jan 21, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry
Props to Kevin for reading TMZ before anyone else on the site. Good work.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 21, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And props to u Jesse'
For not slappin’ Kev around for askin’ for props… nicely done!
lol
I was joking uncle Jesse
jesse doesn’t want people photoshopping him, he doesn’t even have a pic o his FB page!
that is true..no photo evidence..hmmm
what does he have to hide…you were the first person i saw pictures of kev.. now there are a handful of mania peeps that are facebook pals..kinda cool to connect a face to the names here..
Jesse is shy or on the fbi most wanted list
Jesse doesn’t like mixing business with pleasure. He only pretends to like us.
The one and only Smitty...
yeah
I got nothing to hide sarah. there are a good amount of us on facebook. i’d say 15 or more of us are all ’friends"
no hiding on fb..more like over sharing...
looks like including you..i have 10..gonna have to hunt the others down..lol, who am i missing
Actually
There is a pic of me on here somewhere from the early days, I think there’s one of Mania too, good luck finding them they’re buried pretty deep
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 21, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Jesse Holland..s
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My favorite
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Nice try
I lol’d. If it helps you in your hunt, I’m white. Sickly white. They call me Mr. Pasty in the comic book world (I also review comic books) because my skin has the complexion of kindergarten paste mixed with skim milk. However I’m fairly large so no one says it to my face.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Jan 21, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, are you labeled in the picture that your talking about?
Cuz if you are i will find it!
Jesse’s picture was once posted on FightLinker. I remember I checked out that sight one day and he had images of most of the big dogs in the MMA blogging community.
If I remember correctly, Jesse IS indeed pasty, has/had short, buzzed dark hair, glasses, and a pineapple shaped head.
I also remember the FightLinker kid looking like retard that fell out of a tree.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
by ViolentMike on Jan 22, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Jesse, u cant look worse than this guy, lol.
(little pot shot i know, but this is pick on rampage day)
That is so true''
Rampage likes the lifestyle and thats what may get him in the end when he’s trying to fight at 40yrs old because he didnt invest properly…. and on another note… is it my imagination or is Rampage putting on a lot of weight? Just from those 2 little pictures he looks heavier than I’ve ever seen him…
they should afford to live it up too, crazy that it still pays so damn bad to be an mma superstar in the UFC. they should have well enough money to end their career’s before 40 and live a good life after the sport.
fresh like uhh.
UFC & Rampage
White can always say… “Rampage doesn’t always make the best decisions.”
Totally!
I know that he wanted to, it would be like in the movie Hot Fuzz where the old lady gets drop kicked….so funny.
you mean I'm surprised he didn't KO her...
and then howl in the air like a wolf
this had to have happened a few days ago
cuz it’s been raining like a BITCH the entire week
Let’s just hope that Rampage doesn’t have a miscarriage in the next few days.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Julius Caesar (II, ii, 32-37)
by Jeremyjackson on Jan 21, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
Nice...
I bet that jagoff even has his pubic hair in a mohawk. Now thats dedication.
I cant wait til his movie flops. In fact, i would rather that old lady smash into me then sit thru that movie.
Sorry to break it to you
But that movie will probably do 150 – 200 million domestic and closer to 600 million worldwide. Rampage will probably make more from that movie than his entire MMA career combined.
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Jan 22, 2010 3:54 AM EST up reply actions
are u being serious?
so a remake of a tv show is gonna do avatar numbers? ok, i’ll bite, lets say it does, u thin a guy whi isnt an actor got points? for those who dont know “points” are a % of the gross. dont kid urself, rampage was paid a flat salary, no more than a million dollars and that was it, i guarantee it. also, dont expect the movie to do that good, television remakes dont typically do well. rampage will be fighting for a long time, not because he loves it, but because he’s not too practical with the noney he has!
by kevjack115 on Jan 22, 2010 4:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
it's a shame the foreign granny wasn't driving an oversized pick up truck
and that rampage wasn’t pregnant
NICE
I’m glad I’m not the only Page hater on this site. Give him hell, boys.
martial arts is about technique over size and strength. While strength and speed are great, technique will always overcome it.-FuckerDave 01/19/10
Not only am I STILL a Page fan
But I saw the preview for A-Team last night when I went to The Bokk of Eli…and I’m goin to see it!!!!
"He is gonna find out who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now!"
-Ken Shamrock
the trailer isn't bad
until they r parachuting in a tank shooting at planes, thats a little too over the top!
Jeeez Louise
the only thing that would be more over the top than the A-Team trailer is a film that stars Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Dam and Jason Statham all at the same time. They could call it “Explosive Thunder Turds”
"This is a non-title fight Joe, so its scheduled for three five minute rounds" -Mike Goldberg (really? you mean Terry Etim and Shannon Gugerty arnt fighting for a title? lol)
What are you guys doing on this late?
I’m stuck pulling a 12 hour shift. 12 straight hours on mania.
martial arts is about technique over size and strength. While strength and speed are great, technique will always overcome it.-FuckerDave 01/19/10
im about to start work right now. just checking in on u fools from work. no sleep today, my son came home from school sick
by kevjack115 on Jan 21, 2010 9:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I've actually barely been on tonight, had to do a 2500 word essay for tomorrow
It would have been done earlier in the week if I hadn’t been so preoccupied with all of the Lesnar threads and healthcare debates.
"Wanderlei is focused and well trained...he will easily win this fight, by a large margin and with much better technique."
Anderson Silva on why Wand is going to smash Bisping. Get ready to lose your dignity frosnt.
The A-Team series was over the top
I’d be disappointed if the film wasn’t, part of the appeal was all of the crazy unrealistic car chases and explosions that somehow didn’t kill anyone.
"Wanderlei is focused and well trained...he will easily win this fight, by a large margin and with much better technique."
Anderson Silva on why Wand is going to smash Bisping. Get ready to lose your dignity frosnt.
McArthur how was The Book of Eli?
Jay 12 hours of mania, lucky guy!
I do a lot of jacking off, ya know, because I don’t get no women, so these arms are, like, humongously big. See it’s workout, and it’s pleasure.._" Charles Bennett
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a ***** today." -Tank Abbott.
yeah, but I've just been stuck reading old posts from months ago.
This place is a ghost town at night.
martial arts is about technique over size and strength. While strength and speed are great, technique will always overcome it.-FuckerDave 01/19/10
b+, A- ppwwpp...I really liked it
"He is gonna find out who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now!"
-Ken Shamrock
Had a couple nights like that.
What time is it where your at, still quite early here. I’d think more people would be on at night, I guess the big talks go down mid-day
I do a lot of jacking off, ya know, because I don’t get no women, so these arms are, like, humongously big. See it’s workout, and it’s pleasure.._" Charles Bennett
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a ***** today." -Tank Abbott.
seems that way in the eve..
all action is early morning to early afternoon..anytime later and it’s like responding to things written hours ago..i check this site way too much for my own good..
paul, you said you live in Hamilton didn't you?
I think I remember you saying that, if so I live 20 minutes away.
martial arts is about technique over size and strength. While strength and speed are great, technique will always overcome it.-FuckerDave 01/19/10
no such thing as checking this site too much.
I like now that the site tells us that there are new messages. i used to loose count and end up reading msg’s over and over again.
I do a lot of jacking off, ya know, because I don’t get no women, so these arms are, like, humongously big. See it’s workout, and it’s pleasure.._" Charles Bennett
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a ***** today." -Tank Abbott.
hamilton it is for me.
20 mins. away? nice, brantford area?
I do a lot of jacking off, ya know, because I don’t get no women, so these arms are, like, humongously big. See it’s workout, and it’s pleasure.._" Charles Bennett
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a ***** today." -Tank Abbott.
Brantford FTW
martial arts is about technique over size and strength. While strength and speed are great, technique will always overcome it.-FuckerDave 01/19/10
Quality story
An elderly foreign woman smashes Rampage’s $100k car before he can even get it back home from the dealer, you can’t make this stuff up.
"Wanderlei is focused and well trained...he will easily win this fight, by a large margin and with much better technique."
Anderson Silva on why Wand is going to smash Bisping. Get ready to lose your dignity frosnt.
HATERS PLEASE SUCK A D$$$$$$$$$K
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'The Round Mound of MMA'
Rampage is so Fat he’s starting to remind me of ’’’Charles Barkley’’’
I GOT YOUR BACK BABE, WARRRRR RAMPAGE
WAR PAGE ,HE DONT CARE BECAUSE HE CAN GET HES MONEY FROM RASHAD A$$, OHHHH YEAAAAA BABY OHHHOOOH YEEAAAAAAA,
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