Cristiane Santos considering offer to show her Cyborgs in Playboy magazine
by Jesse Holland on Dec 17, 2009 10:48 AM EST
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Strikeforce property Gina Carano may have stuck with her "Convictions" when Playboy magazine came calling, but that doesn't mean another female fight-monger is completely opposed to baring her balloons for the adult publishing empire.
If Carano is the face of women's MMA, then perhaps Santos wants to become its bosom?
From Cyborg, courtesy of Sherdog.com:
"Actually we are still talking, and I’m thinking about that possibility. After all, only one man saw me naked in my entire life and I have to think deeply about that."
Personally, I'm all for it.
Since I can't get within ten feet of her at any of these events thanks to some ridiculous security protocol that frowns on stalkers and gawkers, this could be my only chance to ogle her goods without getting my ass kicked by that menacing husband of hers.
Anyone besides me want to see what she's offering? I know some of you scaredy-cats won't answer honestly so I've attached a poll for you to retain your precious anonymity.
Sound off.
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Man-gina
Seriously…. A buddy years ago showed me the Chyna sex vid and her goods looked like a tiny penis. I cant see Cybrogs looking any different…. yuck yuck yuck
Who was in that vid with Chyna?
Was it Sixx Pak or whatever that wrestler goes by?
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
maybe jesse should hire me!
You can’t get near her…I’ve never had a problem, she is actually very nice and hasa decent body. You guys that say yuck are just dumb! So she’s mscular, and ugly, who cares!
Are you messing?
So she’s ugly and muscular, who cares? I’m all for boobies but Cyborg’s face ain’t the prettiest so it’d be a bit of a turn off
One Night in China
What a fucked up film, I don’t know which bit is worse Chyna’s micro penis or her and X-Pac shagging. I’ll never watch that porno, just like I won’t ever dare to watch 2 girls 1 cup I’ll never recover from the trauma.
"If you’re a fight fan, I don’t know how you don’t think that that card is a great card…." Dana White on UFC 108
20%: Percentage of MMAManiacs buying UFC 108 (I guess the other 80% aren't "real fight fans" according to Dana)
chyna and sixx
Those 2 are absolute messes! Did anyone see them and pterodactyl titties Stallone on that Circus show they had with the D List celebrities? Or Flava Flav? Or rehab house? Holy eff! That’s what’s wrong with America. Ha ha
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 10:27 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
She was on Surreal Life and had some sort of creepy bizarre pseudo-lesbian thing with Brigitte Nielsen who hasn’t been hot since 1985 and defiled herself repeatedly with a tiny black viking.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
All of to which I found myself constantly shaking my head in disgust and hating them all, but let not being able to change the channel. I felt awful giving them ratings. Ha ha
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 11:09 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
haha i like
but ill just check out the pics online, and probably wont even waste a load on her.
"At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far"
Muhammad Ali - GOAT
Ha, he’ll just hate himself later for it.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
lmao wow just the thought of snapping one off to Cyborg, then proceeding to cry about it in the fetal position while cursing yourself is just too fucking funny!!! hahaha
by Blunt n' Beer on Dec 17, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Ha ha, it’s like in Ace Ventura when Jim Carrey found out he made out with that she-male cop and set all his shit on fire and started crying in the shower.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
your right...
but just one..
"At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far"
Muhammad Ali - GOAT
wow P-Dub that was the EXACT image i had in my head!! that's soo funny. FInkle and Einhorn....Finkle is Einhorn!! i love the wad of gum he chews all the time after!! hahaha
by Blunt n' Beer on Dec 17, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
You got any more of that gum?
That’s none of your damn business, and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
lmao any movie in which Dan Marino helps Jim Carey find a tranny ex-football player is a great one in my books!!
too many great quotes…do you know the dolphin, does he call you at home?? well you can quote him!! spits fuckin epic line
by Blunt n' Beer on Dec 17, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.~
by McArthur... on Dec 17, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Her face is too much like Wand.
Wouldn’t mind seeing her tits and ass just for a look.
I"m no Ned Flanders punk!!
only one man has seen her naked
Her whole life….
Her dad.
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 10:19 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
dude...did you see my fanpost from this am
by McArthur... on Dec 17, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
The one about visiting the Olympics?
I am not a person visiting this counrty for the Olympics, so I thought it had nothing to do with me. I’ll check ’er out now.
Not only for one day anymore Sarah. LOL
mcarthur
My imagination is far too vivid to have enjoyed the humor in that otherwise comical mental picture.
Icky.
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 10:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
12 beers and I'm good to go...in my younger days a case would have been needed...unless it was last call of course, then anyone will do (no homo)
by McArthur... on Dec 17, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
after 12 beers
I’d definitely take her over a fatty. I can seriously to this day, say the heaviest I ventured to was 143lbs. And no, she wasn’t 4 foot 6! Lol. 5 foot 8. And the best fuck of my life to this date.
So yes, i’d take Cyborg over a fatty, when I’m drunk, any day.
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 10:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'd smoke a fatty before having sex with 99% of the women on Earth
by McArthur... on Dec 17, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a good joke.
Mac is a hard audience to get a laugh out of.
Not only for one day anymore Sarah. LOL
Willy Nelson says . . .
I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
and I'll never smoke weed with Willie again...
by McArthur... on Dec 17, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I never smoked weed since
I saw the Saved by the bell episode were Zack and the gang said it wasn’t cool.
lmao please we all know Screech was wired on MDMA.
and Zach was clearly smoking weed, he had the surfer look and everything. Oldest trick in the game, say you shouldn’t smoke weed then proceed to get high as fuck.
by Blunt n' Beer on Dec 17, 2009 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
I would need a bottle of crown
And a gun to shoot myself afterwards, I could not live with the shame.
for real though!
Are we to believe that only her hubby has seen her naked in her entire life?
I suppose she did say the only man to see her naked.
That leaves a few options, none of which would surprise any of us.
1. She’s a former man, and so as a man women had seen her naked plenty.
2. She spent most of her life in jail where she had multiple ‘bitches’.
3. Nobody in their right mind wanted to sleep with her.
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 10:22 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Brazillians are Catholic
maybe she was a good little girl. Before she grew a cock and began fighting little asian women
dude.....i am
Before she grew a cock and began fighting little asian women
another lesser known fact about Brazilian women.
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 10:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Nat'l Geo
That’s where I first learned its okay to display naked boobies, as long as they’re very mishaped.
by daniel worby on Dec 17, 2009 10:47 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Eh..why not
lol…you people are brutal on here.
by HappyLittleTreez on Dec 17, 2009 10:34 AM EST reply actions
I think it's ironic
that a lot of the female fighters give Gina a hard time about being girly, model, not a real fighter etc. But then they all turn around and wear 5lbs of makeup and skimpy little outfits and take “sexy” photos. Basically trying to do the same thing Gina does but can’t pull it off.
Get over it.
by fenderacoustic (formerly wAyNe) on Dec 17, 2009 10:38 AM EST reply actions
Haha, seriously Playgirl is the right magazine for her/him!
There are no such things as lesbians, just women who have not yet met Chuck Norris
Bigger Picture
Let’s look at the bigger pictures here guys, if she does it then what is the probability that Gina will do pose just to show off
I'd do it, just to say I did it.
Fuck if she decided she wanted to have me, what could I do to stop her?
Not only for one day anymore Sarah. LOL
Clench your butt cheeks real tight, because you would be the woman in that scenario.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
It would be real uncomfortable tho...
Knowing that if you said something to piss her off, or tried shoving her head into your lap and she wasn’t up for it, could be a big mistake!!!!
I"m no Ned Flanders punk!!
Sarah will be in this site now after saying...
“I knew all men were scumbags……..etc”…lol
I"m no Ned Flanders punk!!
With some of the stupid shit people have said to her...
I doubt Proof of Shoonovers bothered her. She probably LOL’d.
Not only for one day anymore Sarah. LOL
I am going to take this pic down as soon as I log in at home too, Sarah.
I don’t have any pics here to change it. I’m not a stalker, and I have only yanked it once to this pic. LOL jk.
Not only for one day anymore Sarah. LOL
All you guys that think she is hot and want to see her balls can watch while drinking one of these
PLayboy is so desperate to make money, they will exploit their name with anything now.
@fjbar75 on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
Internet is taking them out of business.
Is this shit like Viagra or does it make you stupid like those girls in the Girls Next Door?
She's a sweet, beutiful, gentle woman...
…who enjoys gardening, cooking, Sudoko, and watching the Oxygen channel.
"If I wanted to spend a half hour between two hairy legs I'd go to your mother's house." -Don Frye
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