Jon 'War Machine' Koppenhaver wanted by Las Vegas police for assault on Nov. 21
by Jesse Holland on Dec 1, 2009 2:43 PM EST
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Former Ultimate Fighter and UFC washout "War Machine" (the loser formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver) continued his downward spiral last Saturday night after going berserk at a party hosted by members of the adult industry (click here for the details about his failed porn career).
From AdultFYI.com
"This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party. We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him. War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital. I never saw anything like it. War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard."
Naturally the former fighter went right to his Twitter account to gloat about the beatdown he gave to the unsuspecting party-goers. That Tweet joins a long list of other pathetic nuggets about him killing himself and being an Alpha Male, etc.
War Machine is currently wanted by the Las Vegas police for his involvement in last Saturday's melee. If you're unfortunate enough to know where this reject is hiding, you can inform the authorities by calling 702-385-5555.
Hopefully this clown can be detained before he ends up killing someone. At this point it seems like it's only a matter of time.
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Unbiased articles please...
"We're gangsters too. We're just gangsters with a little bit of God in us."
-Dog the bounty hounter.
Uh
You’re on the wrong site brother.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Dec 1, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Eat me OJR
Dave Winfield and Willie Randolph came to my little league awards ceremony in the early 80’s and signed my hat and jacket. I swore my allegiance to the pinstripes ever since.
As far as the Celtics, I became a fan of them because of Bird. He wasn’t the flashiest and he didn’t jam like the other guys, but he was a worker and made some ridiculous shots. And I like the color green! Very underrated.
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It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Dec 1, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Don't be a farthammer.
Only an ambulance chaser or a fight promoter would defend this guy. He’s going to go out loud and hard, so just pray he doesn’t go ghost with anyone else around.
"I want an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin." -Ace Rothstein
Unbiased?
Only an A-hole could be unbiased when hearing this story.
Crazy
How can he be mad about fucking pornstars? what a douche.
I think he had suspicions that his porn star girlfriend may have been screwing other dudes.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
by P-Dub on Dec 1, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fight started with his agent
Apparently he was high/drunk whatever, pissed off at his agent for not getting him more work or something (over money) went after his agent and whoever tried to break it up got KO’d… he wouldn’t stop going after his agent until he realized the police were coming, then he and his agent both ran from the scene. ’’that’s the story i read’’
high/drunk?
i would guess drunk over high, cause when i blaze down, swinging on people who make me money is the LAST thing i want to do. seriously, how often do you hear some one say “well, you know, he got really high which made him angry and then he just started to throw down”?
He can continue his porn career
But now he’ll just get paid in cigarettes.
Good times and riches and son of a bitches
I've seen more than I can recall.
top that junie
Well, I think this kid is just really immature and has some anger issues. Go read his tweets. Dude is pissed off a lot.
Junie just got 1 up'd
Junie was leading with his nurse beatings, but hhhhere’s Johnny! Still #1 in P4P MMA rankings ….. #1 ‘Moronic Manic Asshole’
I hope
he trys his tough guy “kill mode” on the LVPD when they find him. Thats one war machine story i would love to read.
Im shocked
He seemed like a very stable, mild mannered individual.
@fjbar75 on twitter...formerly El Mexicutioner
attention whore machine
you will be missed.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
Name change
I vote that we change his name from “War Machine” to “Train Wreck.” Seriously, it’s only a matter of time before WM goes out and kills someone. Wouldn’t be shocked to read about it tomorrow actually. I know some fighters are just nuts, but this guy just takes the cake. He makes Leben and Browning look like boy scouts at this point. Good thing the UFC cut WM before his latest stunts.
Needs 24/7 Sobriety
Guys like this need to look to get completely clean & sober, use prescription drugs properly with weekly counseling to have any chance whatsoever….. it doesn’t look like he’s going down without a fight… but I hope he turns himself in.
As a guy in recovery myself,
I totally agree. But it only works if you want it. You also have to be able to take responsibility for the shit you do to others, which in this case means more than just saying you’re sorry. He hurt a lot of people on his way down, and he has to pay the piper.
Maybe going to prison is what he needs to turn himself around. If not, then he’ll just get what he gets.
Spot on mate
The problem is that Whore Machine will never take responsibility for his actions, personally I don’t care what happens to him as long as other lives aren’t ruined by his disgraceful behaviour, same with Junie.
Did this happen in Las Vegas?
The party and assaults happened in Van Nuys CA, , didn’t they? And War Machine lives in Cali full time. His last known address (Las Vegas?) was likely from when he was fighting in the UFC. LV police are on the look out, perhaps, due to this info?
War machine, war machine...
I think in this case…Suicide is the answer.
Newlyweds!
Mike Tyson and Jon “Doo Doo Machine” Koppenhaver should get married! Then they could beat the hell outta each other and catch a few Domestic Violence charges! Then, they could share a cell and make Jailhouse porn!
by Dana's a Crossdresser on Dec 1, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions
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