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Cris Cyborg 'Lethal Beauty' cover on 'Ultimate MMA'

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She ALMOST looks like a woman there.

by El Mexicutioner, Formerly The Mexicutioner on Nov 1, 2009 8:57 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

The real question is…. Would ya???

by JRoland on Nov 1, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t see any pictures of women on here. Didn’t someone say something about a woman?

by jay on Nov 1, 2009 11:19 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The rest of the pics -

http://tatame.com/2009/10/30/Cristiane-Cyborg-shows-her-lethal-beauty

Some of those aren’t bad and don’t look like the horrible shops of gina.

by NameNotRequired on Nov 1, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

THose pics have tranny written all over them, as well as man hands.

by El Mexicutioner, Formerly The Mexicutioner on Nov 1, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I never opened up that link…..that is definitely a tranny.

by deadgrassinyard on Nov 1, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, no

by El Mexicutioner, Formerly The Mexicutioner on Nov 1, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The real question is… would you be able to stop her if she wanted to?

by loup02 on Nov 1, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Jrolland, It isn’t really up to you if you would do it or not. If she wanted you, could you stop her.

by jay on Nov 1, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Last night . . . Lois was the man.

by PW on Nov 1, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The real question is why wouldn’t you? She looks great and has a great body, hopefully you don’t ask yourself this question about too many women or people are gonna start talking! The lame guys that can’t score a chick on here constantly dog what they cant have. Which one are you?

by Sofa-King-Toasty on Nov 1, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, if you think veiny chicks that look like guys “look great”, thats your business.

by El Mexicutioner, Formerly The Mexicutioner on Nov 1, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, so fat chicks are your speed huh? Well, different strokes for different folks. Good luck with that!

by Sofa-King-Toasty on Nov 1, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Key word: chick

by El Mexicutioner, Formerly The Mexicutioner on Nov 2, 2009 6:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Man she has an adams apple and is built like Thiago Alves, not sure if that is what epitomizes beauty, but it does not in any way shape or form to me. That being said I want a woman to be a woman, not a brick shit house. I would take a girl that was a little chubby before I considered shacking up with her. Although, I guess it would kind of be cool to have someone talk shit to you and have your girl completely clown them. The “hell you couldn’t even fight my girlfriend and you want to fight me” statement bring smack talk to a whole other level.

by Da Monkey on Nov 2, 2009 8:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

F&CK NO!!!!

by deadgrassinyard on Nov 1, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Shit yeah!! Novelty fu..k 101. Actually i’d love too….. is that wrong???

by Rilly on Nov 2, 2009 5:05 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t help it, it looks like they put make up on Wand and a wig and used her body, i am creeped out right now, and I don’t like it one bit………….

by the Slovak on Nov 2, 2009 9:46 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Every man’s dream woman.

by prokstar on Nov 1, 2009 9:14 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Female Lesnar?

by RJ on Nov 1, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lethal what now?!

by BritishBulldog on Nov 1, 2009 9:15 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

With out photo shop there would be many Americans with out being able to bust one off.

by santiago69us on Nov 1, 2009 9:32 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Shes hot from the back…. Or if you put your boxers over her head… I mean you gotta put them somewhere… Might as well make her look bangable.

by IrishMikey on Nov 1, 2009 9:55 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I can see why they took the picture from the back :D

by Lester The Pimp on Nov 1, 2009 10:17 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

i think she needs another tat

by mak on Nov 1, 2009 10:34 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Id hit it. I never thought i’d say that about her either.

by MMArt on Nov 1, 2009 11:16 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

UMMMM, SEXY!! Oh man, there goes the keyboard again. I want to see more…

by Lil Pinga on Nov 1, 2009 11:26 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Smokin’ ass woman! When she gets dolled up, like most women, she is pretty hot.

by Sofa-King-Toasty on Nov 1, 2009 11:29 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

agreed

by BMO on Nov 1, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

uh, no… still gross

by ---Caesar--- on Nov 1, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Beauty, eh!

by JayJay on Nov 1, 2009 11:29 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

She ain’t hot people.

by lyotoFTW on Nov 1, 2009 12:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The tattoo is cool but she is not

by Sevket on Nov 1, 2009 2:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

by flyingknees on Nov 1, 2009 2:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

lol I was thinking the same thing.

by closb on Nov 1, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You think I got where I am today cause I dress like peter pan over here? Forget about it

You think any1 wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing a pair of these? Forget about it

by Daniel worby on Nov 2, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, she does look good from behind, but we all know that she’d be staring at your ass as she bends you over. Cyborg’s too much of a guy to really be hot, you know?

by n4tacon on Nov 1, 2009 2:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Shes uglier on tv but I can’t lie they did a good job of making her less ugly.

by Nini on Nov 1, 2009 3:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i dont care what any of yall say…id totally do her…absolutely, no question…and brag about it…and be proud i hit it…

by HellaHectic on Nov 1, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

F*ckin right brother! I’d do the same.

by BMO on Nov 1, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d hit it too. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but she looks sexy as hell in that picture.

by Josh H. on Nov 1, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Not going to lie either, borg has a very unique look to her. If I saw her in person, I would for sure approach (sic) her. She’s not ugly in my eyes. Some of you guys on this board must not feel well in your own skin with some of the comments(looks like a man, etc,etc…)

by Drew C on Nov 1, 2009 4:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cyborg looks amazing in that photo. That bottom left corner looks all women to me.

The problem is that I know what she looks like on the other side.

by DubNub on Nov 1, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

agreed

by pedigree on Nov 1, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

should make war machine do her.

by elazar on Nov 1, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Someone knows how to use CS4. That does not even look like her.

by ASR on Nov 1, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Let’s all be honest here, she’s no oil painting but I reckon she’d probably be a great shaft and a swallower too so I’d drop my pearls in her anytime lol.

by MrAngry on Nov 1, 2009 7:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

‘beauty’ should not be associated with cyborg in any context, no matter how lethal her looks are.

by Conan the Barbarian on Nov 1, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow I would totally hit that. But I’m a fuckin gentleman so I would take her out and show her a good time. Maybe get her something nice she can put around her neck or something. But I would Totally hit that!!!

by Dhg on Nov 1, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow I would totally hit that. But I’m a f@ckin gentleman so I would take her out and show her a good time. Maybe get her something nice she can put around her neck or something. But I would Totally hit that!!!

by Dhg on Nov 1, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

cyborg looks bomb as hell in this pic! i would tax the s#!t out of her!!!

by MACHIDA ERROR on Nov 2, 2009 1:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs


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