Keith Jardine doesn't rule out a Techno Viking entrance ...
by MMAmania.com on Aug 25, 2009 10:34 AM EDT
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... just don't expect it to happen this weekend when he takes on Thiago Silva at UFC 102: "Couture vs. Nogueira" from the Rose Garden Arena in Portland, Ore., according to MMAFanhouse.com:
"I think it's funny, man. When people ask me on the street and stuff, I always them that, Yes, it was me, and it was a long time ago, and that kind of stuff. And I have a lot of fun with it, but I think I'd have to take some techno dance lessons first. I think I'd rather come out to ... I like weird music, I'd rather use Tom Waits or something first. I don't know, man, I don't know. We'll see. Maybe. I like practical jokes, so we'll see what happens. I don't know if they'll let me fight in those shorts, though."
Check out the epic Techno Viking video after the jump. The "Dean of Mean" can at least get the point and stare down. Baby steps.
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LOL No doubt in my mind that Keith was on some good E! Trip on Techno Viking!
by BOW on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
i remeber this video, i saw it after he beat liddell and the title said Jarine celebrates win after the liddell fight and i almost cried cause that sh!t was funny as hell
by Mikeybear on Aug 25, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The ‘F*CKPARADE’ developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. He is the Pied Piper of drugged ecstasy e-tards. Remember… “Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!”
by THORAZINE on Aug 25, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Techno Viking is so hot….uh, I mean he is so gay.
by El Mexicutioner, formerly The Mexicutioner on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Pat Barry is gonna be pissed if Jardine comes out like that. LOL!!!
by NameNotRequired on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks Mania… putting this video on this site made my day! I think if Jardine plays with this TechnoViking persona’ he could attract some more fans… fun stuff!
by THORAZINE on Aug 25, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the perfect idea for a UFC Parade!!!
by dawsafex72 on Aug 25, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
by Lestat on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
ATTN MANIACS, IT’S NOT JARDINE!!!
The level of reading comprehension on this site amazes me!!!
by kevin on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
he dances similar to how jardine fights… all herky jerky!
by donkeyballs on Aug 25, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I guess that is the readin’ comprehension of the average American…Anyway, Thiago Silva would destroy this herky-jerky goat man. His run in the UFC is about to end. Sorry…
by Syd on Aug 25, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No offense to Americans though, I love America!!
by Syd on Aug 25, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Jardine should dress like The King of Cans Lawal and clown him when he walks in doing Techno Viking.
by El Mexicutioner, formerly The Mexicutioner on Aug 25, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
who doesn’t, the best and most outgoing girls i have ever met… Jardine is gonna sleep, and i’ma take a beer and enjoy it to the fullest!
by RoBerto on Aug 25, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Jardine’s stock would go through the roof if he came out like that! People(true fight fans probably don’t care) would love him for it!
P.S. I can’t believe there’s two people that are that ugly roaming the face of the Earth!
by Dana's a CrossDresser on Aug 25, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
seen this a few years back and didnt believe it was him. his personality i thought was so much different….he looks in better shape there than he is now!
by Randy for Couture on Aug 25, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be one of the greatest ring entrances ever!!! I know Jardine gets a lot of hate on here, but I’m definitely a fan.
by chefdaddy on Aug 25, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL… that’s funny, but not because he looks like Jardine, it’s just funny on its own. Even funnier are all the retarded fans out there that actually believed it was Jardine. Oh well, at least he’s rollin’ with it and having fun.
by JS on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
it’s also funny and good that Jardine has a sense of humor about it. I’ve heard he’s a dick, but if he can joke about this, he’s probably an alright guy!
by kevin on Aug 25, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Isn’t Pat Barry who was doing the techno vicking dance also?
by Alpha Male on Aug 25, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
yes it was, his video on youtube doing that dance is hilarious
by randy murders on Aug 25, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I laugh my A$$ off every time I see the original or Pat Barry’s version. Good stuff.
by Gurthee on Aug 25, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i remember the first time i saw this i cried laughing so hard, but its kinda old now. if jardine actually does this coming into on of his fights that would be epic
by Jared on Aug 25, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he seems like a funny guy. I don’t know if it would top the ‘who let the dogs out’ intro, but… aww hell, it would blow it away. I’d love to see that come about.
by Sir Chokemout on Aug 25, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Funniest entrance for me was Gono at 89 in Birmingham.
by attakdog on Aug 25, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Mayhem entrance are classic material too.
by Alpha Male on Aug 25, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
All Gono entrances are classics, but even Gono couldn’t top a Keith Jardine Techno Viking entrance. Hopefully he does it at one event because it would be classic.
by David W-S on Aug 25, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I am one of the “retarded fans.” On my defense When I’m stoned I think everyone looks alike, only I’m not stoned right now so you figure it out.
by BOW on Aug 25, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL! Wud up Kev, I see you’re feeling better. How was your near death experience?
by BOW on Aug 25, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
sucked! but im near 100% now! shoot me a text tonight if you want, my dad left yesterday and I took another week off of work!
by kevin on Aug 25, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha classic, he is the perfect mma techno viking
by Razorstorm on Aug 25, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
haha, he is the perfect mma techno viking, would be awesome lol!
by Razorstorm on Aug 25, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions
Wait…. that was Jardine?!
I just thought there was a great resemblance…
by Cinomed on Aug 25, 2009 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
The remix is better where they put some glow sticks in his hands, really funny.
by My Couch Pulls Out, But I Dont on Aug 25, 2009 10:48 AM EDT reply actions
http://www.videosift.com/video/Techno-Viking-Busts-Out-the-Glowsticks
Its not the same one I saw a long time ago, its similar though.
by My Couch Pulls Out, But I Dont on Aug 25, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
thx man. I didn’t realize the extent of remixes out there. Where the hell have I been?
by JimmieGreens on Aug 25, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw all that. Just come out to “Ice Ice Baby”.
by JimmieGreens on Aug 25, 2009 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
ojr that should be machidas entrance music
by randy murders on Aug 25, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
the techno viking is an actual viking who froze himself in ice because there wasn’t any good dance music in his time.
by Bill Maher on Aug 25, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
On the last MMA live, when Rashad was asked who should be on Dancing with the Stars, he said: “Keith Jardine,” because apparently he’s an excellent dancer. I think we just got a sneak peek of what it might look like. :)
by whatev on Aug 25, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Post Fight Tests come back w/ enormous amounts of MDMA.
by JimmieGreens on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
It’s not Jardine, but Jardine should play with it, and go along with the ride. I’m having fun’ WAR TECHNO-VIKING!
by THORAZINE on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Its not Keith. Its just hilarious. That’s why he said he’d need some lessons but doesn’t rule it out.
Plz do this some fight dean!!!
by Daniel worby on Aug 25, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Sh1t! Did you see the way he just ripped that piece if paper in half! Like it was nothing! lol
by Dana's a CrossDresser on Aug 25, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
Frustrating isn’t it Kevin? I hope he does spoof it some fight tho
by Daniel worby on Aug 25, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions
anyone notice how his right arm is like twice as long as his left arm :O
by el perro on Aug 25, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions
f#ckin classic!!!!! I’d pay to see Jardine fight that guy…..Jardine via extasy overdose
by ~Savage~ on Aug 25, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions
What in the world was that? I’ll tell you what it was, 4 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. From reading the article I couldn’t make out whether this was some vintage Keith Jardine video back in the day or if this was just some fool with a following. But Kevin cleared it up for me…this is not Keith Jardine. But my god this was piss your pants funny.
by BeerMan on Aug 25, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions
I think that this is a risky move by Jardine. The real Techno Viking might find out about it and kick his ass.
by zulu9812 on Aug 25, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
My last post is in moderation and I don’t know why. When it posts, can someone tell me what in it caused it to not get posted? Watching this clown, all I could think about was Zoolander and waiting to see if any break dance fighting would happen.
by BeerMan on Aug 25, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
Everyone got a comments that go in mod for no reason, once in a while, BeerMan. Or if you’re lucky you can have the honor to be deleted for no reason too. It’s just the way it is.
by Alpha Male on Aug 25, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks Alpha. I didn’t think I put anything in that would trigger moderation, but oh well.
by BeerMan on Aug 25, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Trust me I get it horribly too Kevin! And deleted sometimes when they’re just valid points. I don’t get it. Kind of a rip off. And EXTrEmELy frustrating. Without us there’s no site.
Leave off the guys that do all caps lock. Or swear just for the ahem…f*ck of it. But not the guys having fight convos.
I could even go for a lil less weekend talk then some of these guys. Oh I played tennis etc, whatever
by Daniel worby on Aug 25, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
CHECK THIS OUT!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UQNVjD_-lY&feature=related
This is by far the best techno viking remix to michael jacksons BEAT IT!!! Everything correlates with the song and music…from when the guy with the black wife beater running into the girl to when the techno viking is walking down the street with his followers. THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! 10X better than the original techno music.
by UFC LOVA on Aug 25, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
Very funny UFC LOVA. Did anyone notice that he didn’t start dancing until he drank the water. It had to be something in the water. JK. It must be my sense of humor, cause I think this is crazy funny. Like where were these people, just casually walking down the street and then some shirtless dude grabs a guy tells him to go away, drinks a bottle of water and then starts dancing (or whatever that was called). Too funny.
by BeerMan on Aug 25, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
As Simon Cowell would say “WHAT THE HELLLL WAS THAT???”
by MMA ANALYST on Aug 25, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
i just pulled up viking dance techno on youtube and it has a high school edition. The kid does a pretty good job. very funny.
by BeerMan on Aug 25, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
The Techno Viking is way more ripped than Jardine. Which is weird because Jardine is a professional athlete.
by Brandon on Aug 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
lol, better than Jardine…ummm wait, there’s no right way for me to answer that is there?!
by kevin on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
HW Pat barry doing the impression of it is sooooooooo funny. dont have a link but search pat barry and techno viking and youll get it.
by irishlilpete on Aug 25, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
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