Dustin Hazelett vs Karo Parisyan in the works for UFC 106 on Nov. 21

good fight

Not likely allamerican.

Hazelett puts Karo to sleep when Karo refuses to tap to a triangle. You heard it here first! Haha.

Karo, Karo… u need to cut to 155lbs, mentally you can’t make it, physically, it’s a go!

If he would train hard and eat right he would automatically go down to 155lbs

FINALLY!!!!!!!!! My boy D is back and will whoop some ass!!!!!!

mcLovin is a legit ju jitsu wizard, not like the over rated Mir who got his black belt by submitting Sylvia who I honestly have a shot at submitting. Mir never competed in adcc…DO ANY OF YOU REALIZE THAT HE GOT STRAIGHT OWNED IN GRAPPLING MATCHES AGAINST bIG cOUNTRY, AND A LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT babalu…Keep listening to Rogan and the UFC’S BIAsed commentaries, instread of using youR OWN EYES TO FORM YOUR OWN OPPINIONS!

john, why does Mir even come up? Thats some REAL troll sh*t from you! Is your little pan!es bunched cause you got reminded of Mir schooling Nog? Dont be such a p*ssy!

JV, I think John was talking smack about you in the Fedor thread, I couldn’t tell. I think John has gone off the deep end with this King crap and thinking his posts on Mania are some how changing the world.

WTF There’s no shame in losing grappling matches to Nelson or Babalu. Did you know that Nelson has beaten ADCC champ Jeff Monson in a grappling match?

Here is a list of john’s most hated fighters in order of hatred:

1. Forrest Griffin
2. Frank Mir
3. Rashad Evans
4. Jon Fitch
5. Tito Ortiz

Nah Buster, I like fitch and dont mind Rashad, and do enjoy watching Rashad fight…he just so happens to always be matched up against fighters that I like more.

Basically I dont like fan favorites that are vastly over rated! I would rather watch an under rated fighter that can really fight like Banha Cane, over a Tito Ortiz fight any day of the week.

LOL, I’d watch Tito over any of those other losers in MMA that are completely nobodies and nobody cares about if they win or lose… To just like somebody if they’re good is wrong!… I couldn’t do that, it would make me like some of the athletes/persons that i hate the most…

Awesome fight, hopefully this will be the last time Karo fights in the UFC, that fat lazy arrogant druggie is a disgrace and I’m hoping that McLovin can use his outstanding BJJ to submit him. Hazelett has a bright future and Karo will be his stepping stone to the big-time, hopefully he’ll be in good shape after the long lay-off and Karo will neglect training once again. I like everything about McLovin and despise everything about Karo so I’m not going to be impartial on this one, R2 armbar by McLovin.

Roberto what is wrong with you dude? You would rather watch Tito over any one with skill, just because they don’t have a big name? David W-S where are you from?

England mate, I live in Warrington, which is a town between Manchester and Liverpool.

You a rugby league fan Dave? Warrington Wolves?

Jay… RoB top 5 fithers are…

Tito
Baroni
Houston Alexander
Frank Shamrock
Bob Sapp

lol, does that answer your question?

Yeah huge fan mate, can’t wait for the Challenge Cup final on Saturday, it’s been a long time coming, first semi-final win in 4 attempts since I’ve been watching them. It would be great to shut up Saints, Wigan and Widnes fans who dismiss us as being RL’s greatest underacheivers by winning our first major trophy in 35 years. Depending on how the game and 102 go, it could be a great day or a disastrous one.

*fighters

I like Rugby league, proper Geezers sport! It must be the first time in decades that Wigan, Saints, Leeds or Bradford haven’t made the final. Pity its on the BBC and you have to have the expert analysis of lesbian hose-beast Clare Balding, cant beat Eddie and Steve-O on Sky.

David, that is weird, You were saying something last week about the kids in our country(USA). I thought you were from somewhere over seas. I can’t remember what the topic was any more, but I knew you weren’t american. Anyways that doesn’t matter, I like your insight and enjoy your mature posts, age?

lol, Alpha =) that’s not true, but i do like those guys even though Bob Sapp isn’t exactly a favorite..
I watch alot of MMA, K-1, Boxing and ofc i enjoy good fights and fighters that put on good fights, but i don’t have to be a fan of them for that like John is..

Tito
Rampage
Anderson Silva
Diego Sanchez
Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Reptile are some of my faves..

Jay, do you think i like Tito because he’s a big name? haha, I like him because he’s a great character and I like who he is, his fights are always entertaining.. Alot of ppl obviously feel the same way as i do, and that is why he’s a big name..

K-Dog the RFL are gutted that it’s a non-big 4 final, they were worried that Wire-Giants wouldn’t sell out Wembley because supposedly neutral fans wouldn’t want to see 2 unfancied temas, but we’ve easily sold our allocation and Huddersfield have sold a lot of tickets as well, plus most neutrals outside of the big 4 (and even a few Saints, Leeds and Bradford fans) are happy that we both made it to a final so it should be a sell-pout with a cracking atmosphere. Shame that Sky don’t have the CC games as it would be great listening to Eddie big us up and Stevo and Clarkey eat their words for doubting us, but at least the legendary Jonathan Davies will be commentating (met him in town on the night we won the semi, he’s a top man and was talking and taking photos with me and a mate all night) and a bigger audience can see us (hopefully) win the big one.

Cheers Jay, I have no idea what thread that was lol. Thanks for the compliments mate. I’m 19, so still a teenager.

lol, I was just messing with ya, bud!

And RoB to make an emoticon you need to put your cursor on the one that you want to do and that will show you how to do it. Like this… :)

it’s :), not =)

yeah I know ;) hehe, thanks for looking out for me though… :D

thought you were older than me david.. nice to know that some ppl are around my age here

David W-S posts are a clear indication of the superiority of the European educational system vs. the USA.

I love being an American but it is what it is.

British education is going down the pan OJR, for every dave who posts on here there’s two british ret@rds too.

I left school 15 years ago with two B’s in combined science. My cousin who left school last year got the same. She showed me this pack of sweets the other day and said “these sweets aren’t bad for you, they’ve got no fat in them”. To which I replied “there’s no fat, but they’re 98% sugar!” She looked at the pack again, then replied “no there’s no sugar in them, just carbohydrate” Honestly! Talk about dumbing down education.

yeah, that’s true.. I get scared sometimes when i hear how little some americans know, not to say that they need to know more than what’s in America because they don’t… But i know most about everything around the whole world

Funny story K-Dog, you’re right our education system is far from perfect, I was just lucky enough to have some excellent teachers and supportive parents who always made sure that I worked hard instead of p!ssing about in school. They made sure that I left school with excellent grades so I’ve been able to go to a good university (Newcastle) and hopefully will get a good job when I leave.

RoB I’ve noticed that to, it doesn’t help matters when the American media focuses almost solely on national issues, even their supposed World News on ABC was just about the US and how world issues affected Americans. No wonder that there are some Americans who know very little about other cultures when they are pretty much ignored by their media.

Rugby league with six phases and then kick it away? Never been a big fan of that. I prefer traditional rugby, but that’s probably because I’m old.

What is Cryo still doing in the UFC???

Oh, and bro!

Traditional rugby’s all stop start, stop start, see who can kick at goal the best. Rugby League’s way more excting P-Dub.

Good stuff here. Both guys been out of it for a while, so their ring rust should cancel out.

The only way Karo wins is if he holds Haze against the fence and Haze tries to not get taken down. If Karo stays standing, he loses. If Karo goes all the way to the ground, he loses. He wins by Cage-Humping decision.

McLovin ftw. Submission.

I don’t know Syn, I see Caro being able to win on his feet and on the ground, he got decent stand up, a good GnP and a nasty Kimura really hard to defend when he got it lock on. I see it more like… it’s his fight to lose IMO. I don’t see him getting tapped.
But Dustin is a great fighter too, so I wish him to do good also.
Before I get flame for… I know his name take a K, but I spell it with a C b/c it’s a chicks name.

I wondered why you kept spelling it “Caro”. lol.

Caro win the stand up?? Cmon man. Haze’s stand up is very underrated. Flashes of brilliance shown in the Kos, Burkeman, and McCrory fights. Caro has never been known for more than decent enough to survive until he gets a clinch. Plus, Haze should have a good reach on him.

Caro’s GNP is his 2nd best game outside of takedowns. But with Haze’s hyperactive guard and freak flexibility, added in with his seamless and fluid tranistions from position to submission, I see the ground being the worse of 2 worlds for Caro.

I still stand by Caro only winning by clinch hugging with Haze trying to not be taken down due to a gameplan of going for a KO. If Haze is in his right state of mind, and knowing that Caro has an advantage in the clinch, he would do well to pull guard, and not wait for a big double leg slam or a judo trip/throw that (imo) would be more impressive in the judges eyes.

With Karo apparently a drug addict on top of his already shit conditioning and small stature at 170, I simply can’t put a dime on him against a good fighter like Hazelett. I don’t see either of these guys winning by submission or KO. This sucker has decision written all over it.

yeah if he only had striking i’d almost give Almeida the striking advantage.. hope Almeida takes his arms and legs so i don’t have to see him again

I think you guys are forgetting how impossible it is to choke out Fitch. Carniero, Sanchez and Hironaka all had him in a triangle and he got out. And he won’t be as easy to take down as Kendall Grove. I say Almeida gasses early because he isnt used to the weight cut and gets TKOd in the third.

Yawn is right @ Fitch-Almeida. I know Fitch has never been in an exciting fight, and I can’t really recall any of Almeida’s fights off the top of my head, so they couldn’t have been great either.

Watch this fight then P-Dub, you’ll see that he was in fact a “Big Dog”.

http://kojunkie.com/ricardo-cachorrao-almeida-vs-nate-marquardt-fight-video-pancrase.html

Fitch will never tapout on a Guillotine. He seems to get caught in one in every match, but has never tapped out or passed out from one.

I know but his chance will run out with Almeida. He wont get out of his guillotine and he will go to sleep if he’s not tapping this time!

Hey Alpha… why did Renzo come up and kick Nate in the face after he tapped?

B/c Nate did punch Ricardo in the face after he finally let go the guillotine.

Alpha, a prime Almeida would submit anyone who he got on the ground but now he’s a shell of his former self, since his return he has only been able to submit a well past his best Salaverry and hasn’t looked great against Cote, Horwich or Grove. Ricardo also has cardio issues and is making the 170 cut for the first time, whilst Fitch has made a career of grinding out decision wins, using his wrestling to control his opponent and defending submissions and being able to avoid gassing, so this fight is ready made for a Fitch UD. Shame because a prime Almeida would submit him and actually make a Fitch fight interesting.

Sorry Almeida beat Rob Yundt (a can), Salaverry was beaten by Palhares. Still it shows that Almeida hasn’t been able to submit top competition since his return and I don’t see him being able to submit Fitch.

My last comment is in mod. so this may not make any sense.

Yep I knew that post would end up coming out first, damn you moderation.

lol, I got stock in mod over 12 hours last weekend, so get use to it.

Yesterday I tried to post a joke that would without a doubt have been green-lighted for the Disney channel. It didn’t show up, so I figured there was some mistake and tried again today. Still no dice. Pretty sad.

I bet you do “LIKE” Hazlett! Dont be playing with yourself in the library. You f*cking finoik!

Carefull JV, you will are dangerously close to waking up the MMA giant! He is going to unleash all his knowledge on you if you don’t tone it down. You might even get him to throw another tantrum and stop posting for a week or two. He is a staple on this site you know.

He has been KO’d, Alves finished him. And Karo can’t finish a fight to save his life, he’s just a more arrogant Fitch only without the impressive won/loss record. Karo can’t beat other top 10 WWs, nevermind beat GSP and become WW champion.

Calm down WideScreen, to say that “Karo can’t finish a fight to save his life” is reaching far. He’s a top WW who had personal problems, don’t count him out yet. He can come back strong if he stay in shape and keep working with Jackson. He done very well under the circumstance last time and I expecting him to be hungry for a win b/c of the suspension. He still able to beat anyone in the WW division except GSP.

Please dont ever in your life mention the Alves knock out as Karo having a weak chin. That was early stoppage at its finest and he was no where near knocked out in anybodies eyes. I have seen his tooth come flying out of his mouth and it didnt even slow him down.

David your argument is weak and GSP is superman of course but Karo has a chance to beat him as much as any top contender if he is at the top of his game and actually trains full time

I never said that Karo has a weak chin, but King Sam you said that he can’t be KO’d and he lost that fight by KO. Early stoppage or not, Alves dropped him and in my opinion would have done some serious damage to Karo if the fight wasn’t stopped.

Alpha, W-S are my initials (I only use them because when I started posting there was another David) and I’m never going to give Karo any credit I find the guy boring, lazy and overrated. His fights don’t entertain me and his personality is one of the worst in MMA, plus he’s a proven cheat. He’ll have to improve immensely to ever come close to the WW title because all I’ve seen is the same lazy Karo relying on his judo and using excuses for his defeats instead of looking to improve on his obvious weaknesses.

I am not sure how you didn’t see Karo out. That was not even close to a quick stoppage. Alves is a wrecking machine and would have murdered Karo if the ref hadn’t stepped in.