Tito Ortiz and Matt Serra do the UFC 101 media tour with mixed results (Video)
Matt Serra gets choked out by an anchorwoman and Tito Ortiz thinks he's in Pittsburgh. A+!
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Tito better have someone look at his pituitary gland
by Jesse Holland on Aug 7, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been saying it for years. It’s the HGH. The enlarged jawline is one of the tell-tale give-aways.
by PW on Aug 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO!!! Poor guy…Tito or Serra take your pick…
by McArthur on Aug 7, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya there still prob having a better life than most people
by Nor Cal Mexican (formely Philicutioner) on Aug 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked how the little title under Tito Ortiz says “UFC Star” then it switch’s to Matt Serra “UFC Fighter”
by M1Globalcansuckmyballs(Formerly ODHGC) on Aug 7, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tito + Media/public speaking = worst idea ever
by NameNotRequired on Aug 8, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That interview was neurotic. Only good comment was, “If I’m in the ring with another man, it’s a fight. I’m not worried about him taking my clothes off. It’s not that kind of party”
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Aug 7, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly Punch. That was the only comment I laughed at that was intentionally funny. Tito had some great show stoppers as always, but he just didn’t know it. He looks nervous as hell in interviews!
by haglnuts on Aug 7, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C’mon, they were really good! Tito was a little shakey, Serra was pretty solid, but generally they were pretty good reps for the sport.
by Rilly on Aug 8, 2009 7:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe someone should have a look at why there is nothing around his pituitary gland.
by Mr. Jitters on Aug 7, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet Serra wanted to KO that biatch after she pointed out how short he is.
by Lester The Pimp on Aug 7, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish. Fox News anchors somehow manage to make Tito seem intelligent.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why was he getting all the BJJ questions? He’s never submitted anyone in his life.
by PW on Aug 7, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hasn’t? he’s submitted tons of guys.. maybe not in the UFC because he likes to bust guys up..
Tito is intelligent, obviously one of the most intelligent in the sport
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know saying the wrong words does not make you stupid..
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, sure did wonders for G. Bush.
by M1Globalcansuckmyballs(Formerly ODHGC) on Aug 7, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d say it’s a pretty good indicator if you look at G.W. jr
by M1Globalcansuckmyballs(Formerly ODHGC) on Aug 7, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might not make you smart RoB, but it sure does make it hard to prove otherwise – especially when English is your first language and everything that comes out of your mouth is retarded. Although I will admit that when people are nervous they say dumb shit.
By Roberto’s logic Chuck is even smarter than Tito, because he has made even more money and is a bigger PPV draw. I guess Tyson was a genius for the first 75% of his career as well. Britney Spears must be Stephen fuckin’ Hawking in a thong.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Rob, Tito has only fought outside of the UFC once in his mma career. he only has 2 submission victories in 22 fights. so where did he submit these “tons of guys” u are talking about?
by bullsh*t on Aug 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA, since when has Chuck ever been a bigger PPV draw than Tito? never! Tito is the Lady Gaga of MMA, he’s controversial and in media all the time.. Tito runs his own business and is the best business man in MMA by far! He’s playing with media and using it to keep his name out there and stay a star in the biz, that’s why Dana and the boyz had to give him the contract he wanted!.. every mofo has an opinion of Tito Ortiz and that is exactly what he wants, he is the best in the game at hyping a fight and whether the words that comes out of his mouth sound good or not, he always gives a good speech and leaves ppl with some sort of emotion!
I don’t know bullsh*t, he has competed in submission tourney’s you know?
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets not forget that if Tito had been promoted the same way by Dana as Dana promoted Chuck he would have been an even bigger than he is today..
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that’s right. she’s a bigger star than any of these MMA guys..
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tito’s biggest draws were when he was fighting Chuck. You are flat out wrong. Tito was a big draw, but Chuck was bigger. Chuck was involved in like 4 of the highest grossing PPVs in UFC history.
The bottom line is that Tito promoted attention with his pre-fight and post-fight bullshit, and Chuck got attention for having exciting fights that ended with KOs. Tito fights are boring as hell, and nobody gave a crap about his recent fights with Machida, Rashad or Ken Shamrock.
McDonalds sells the most burgers too RoB, but everyone knows their food is shit.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally, she is in way more commercials than GSP. Once again, being a whore or a scumbag might get you noticed, but for all the wrong reasons and for a very short time. Nobody will give a fuck about that piece of trash in five years but everyone will know who the top UFC fighters are.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, that’s where you’re wrong, Chuck’s biggest draws were when HE was fighting Tito! Infact Tito let both Couture and Chuck into stardom when he fought them, and then Couture and Chuck helped eachother with their trilogy, Tito made Rashad and Machida more wellknown too when he fought them, and it’s because of the simple fact that people watch Tito fight..
Tito were part of more record setting PPV’s at the times he fought than any other fighter in the UFC ever, he’s sold out arena’s faster than any fighter the times he fought too.. And he was the PPV king the year he fought Chuck on the NYE card!..
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nobody gave a crap about his fights with Ken, Rashad, Machida? is that right? those are three of the bigger PPV’s easily top 10 all three of them..
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His fights with Machida and Rashad weren’t even main events! Give it up RoB, Tito was a big name when the UFC had like three recognizable fighters. He’s still a decent draw, but it’s not because he’s great or exciting, it’s because people want to see him get smashed.
Soon people will have seen that enough. He won’t be headlining jack shit in today’s UFC. He is fading into obscurity faster than Jennna Jameson will suck off a stranger for a fur coat.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Jeremy, that’s because he wasn’t the titleholder =) how wrong wouldn’t it be if the title fights weren’t headlining the events?.. Trust me, if they were to have the fighters that sold the most tickets in the main events, Tito would have been in the main event on every single card he fought at..
You can have whatever reason you want but you’re gonna watch him fight either way and that’s the thing
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the UFC will give you more Tito than ever, and they’ll rebuild his career and if everything goes according to the plan you’ll see him fight for the title once again!
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RoBerto, how can you say Tito is a “great” business man?? What has he done to prove that he is? Just because HE always says he’s a great business man, doesn’t make it true.
Oh yeah, great business man, out of work for how many years now? Commentator once, then got the boot? If he was so great, why did no other promotion rush to sign him?
He should stick to what he does best, just shut up and fight.
by UFC Champ on Aug 7, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Tito just shut up and fought he wouldn’t have even half of the fan following he has today, Im including all haters cause they make him more famous and they watch him fight.
reason he was out of work was because he questioned how Dana ran his business and the way he paid his fighters, If Tito wouldn’t have questioned anything and not tried to get the best possible contract he would have signed right away with any organization, case closed!
good night Champ :)
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
roberto just got taught a lession by a guy named jj, cud it get any worse??
by guyverbob on Aug 7, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tito a great business man! you didn’t watch celebrity apprentice did you? He was a passenger on that show and completely out of his depth.Dressing up in a flashy suit doesn’t make you a great business man.
by JT on Aug 7, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh a lession? lesson bob :P.. And no i didn’t, he has his opinion and i have mine..
Stefani Germanotta (italian) aka Lady Gaga ftw btw! LOL, she’s gonna be around forever
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure she is, RoB. Sure she is. ;-)
I guess her and Tito do have one thing in common. Very little talent and a complete willingness to sell themselves out.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“If Tito just shut up and fought he wouldn’t have even half of the fan following he has today, Im including all haters cause they make him more famous and they watch him fight.”
This I cannot argue with.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just heard Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. (Means she got both a pee-pee and a vajayjay). Anyone else heard this?
by PW on Aug 8, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
geezus..can’t even believe the fugly pop tarts name got dropped on this site..
tito better milk the last bit of his career cuz unless he has magically evolved..i dunno how this come back is gonna go..
by sarah on Aug 8, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Here is $20 if you hurt her now, break her face”
What real class act that dude is.
by BNF on Aug 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLOL, i thought that was a little harsh for a newscaster, reminded me of Ron Burgundy.
by Stryker on Aug 7, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“It’s like a sleeper hold. Police use it to subdue their victims.”
LMAO
by James NomadRip on Aug 7, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL. The best lines are so awesome you can’t make them up.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny and true :D
by M1Globalcansuckmyballs(Formerly ODHGC) on Aug 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tito thinks the Wachovia Center is one of the biggest stadiums in the world.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he meant that Philly is a huge fighting city..
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet he said “one of the biggest stadiums in the world”. I think if he meant “Philly is a huge fighting city” he would have said that. But you know you’re my boy RoB, so I’ll lay off yours for today.
;-)
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, It’s all good. Wouldn’t be fun if everybody had the same favorite fighters and agreed on everything.
have a good weekend bro =)
by RoBerto on Aug 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This video gets better and better with every viewing
by Jesse Holland on Aug 7, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Tito was dumb but this goes to a whole new level.
“Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, same thing.” He will be booed big time.
Cops subdue victims – more boos.
Then he doesn’t even really give her props for a flying arm bar? Weak. Let Forrest fight him again and whip his ass for good.
by Twist on Aug 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit! He actually said: “pittsburgh, piladelphia same thing”. I mean, I heard him say it…but I’m high, and I just thought, “nah, that can’t be what he said, im just hearin shit”.
I found it funny how Tito was criticizing a girl on her armbar technique who was probably informed of this sport the morning of. Tito’s as bout retarded as the "Banjo-Playin’-Kid-From-Deliverance’s retarded friend.
by Stryker on Aug 7, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, Tito is such a moron!!! His commentary for the affliction ppv was just priceless.
by JT on Aug 7, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, these are my favorite word-for-word clips from Tito’s stellar Affliction announcing gig. They are but a small sample too.
“You showed the dominance by getting the takedown and looking for a choke in that position. We know the weakness that you had, but you actually showed the heart and determination of a champion of how tough of a light heavyweight you really are, here in the Affliction card. What do you think of the future of you, um, future opponents?”
“Wow! That’s all I got to say. Vitor at 185 pounds. I don’t know. I see him beating the, uh, what was it, Anderson Silva. I see him picking him apart because you have two great boxers, and, man, that was amazing. That was the old Vitor Belfort that we all want to see. Him at 131 years old. He’s back for vengeance.”
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, a character from a shitty movie about retarded right-wing lawn gnomes.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow… Tito… wow… I think the suit made it worse. “Oh hey, well dressed guy, must be intelligent, ok… wtf… he said what? police… victims?” They should’ve had Mir and Franklin go…
by jaime on Aug 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes Tito is hilarious.
-Give a round of applause to Babalu, one of the best light heavyweights … of the night.
Just one of many golden Tito comments.
by Lester The Pimp on Aug 7, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
man that women was like fuck u serra i want tito man junk in me he can please a porno star you know he must be packing lol
by T-BAG on Aug 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, packing a wallet. That’s what whores care about dude. And Tito’s girl is a whore. Not even saying that as an insult, it’s just the truth. Sure she’s made her own money, but she’d rather spend Tito’s. She ain’t with him for his looks or his brains.
by Jeremyjackson on Aug 7, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha ha aaaaahhhhhhh….ha ha ha ha!!!! Such cheap entertainment!
by dasunluva on Aug 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i got love for tito but i think he has a few social disorders… verbal dislexia being the most noticable
by hatethenate on Aug 7, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He did pretty well here, don’t you think? Way, way better than other time’s I’ve heard/seen him speak. In the past, it has been painful to listen to/watch him speak in public. I thought he did well here.
by MMACrossfire on Aug 8, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tito is mexican.. i bet he kept that 20 spot
by hatethenate on Aug 7, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He didn’t get to be the smartest businessman in the world by giving 20s back.
by PW on Aug 8, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol you guys want tito in his prime interview days??? Youtube tito ken best damn.
Its hilarious.
“you better go see oz then and get some courage there lil lion”
Ha ha ha best pre fight quote ever
by Daniel worby on Aug 7, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pittsburgh and Phillidelphia is all the same thing… I am sure he will get booed when they show him on the jumbo tron. Philly fans are crazy hardcore.
by flowwiththego on Aug 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Titos as idiot… “Police subdue there VICTIMS”…? uuuh ok
by Mike on Aug 7, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We all know people who are like TITO, he is dumb as F$CK but can make a dollar from nothing? He calls himself a true business man and I would have a hard time disputing it. Even though TITO uses words he has no right using, he is richer than most Americans (probably not Canadian people) but it doesnt make him smart
by Julian on Aug 7, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tito will get that title back, that’s if someone else beats machida first lol
by Mugzy00 on Aug 8, 2009 7:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought both guys were great! They came off as very approachable and I know that if my mom or sister were watching this morning show, they would have not been put off! Tito had a couple rough wordings, but when you’re on live TV, that stuff will happen.
by RedRavi7 on Aug 8, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree. Tito can be a good ambassador, and he can speak well when he puts some effort into it.
by MMACrossfire on Aug 8, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tito’s usually not very good speaking in public: stumbles over his words, uses improper tenses a lot, etc. He sounded good! I was impressed. Dude is tall. I think Serra is shorter than his officially listed 5’6", though.
by MMACrossfire on Aug 8, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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