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Gina Carano answers 'Cyborg' choke with a media sleeper of her own (Video)

... and kicks ass in slow-motion. To see the aforementioned 'Cyborg' choke click here.

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I must have her…

by Jesse Holland on Jun 22, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah something about a chick that can beat the crap out of me is a major turn-off.

by Dragon on Jun 22, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. The whole male domination thing kind of goes out the window.

by yoububg on Jun 23, 2009 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

U wouldn’t know what to do with her Jesse. =P

by O damn he got caught on Jun 22, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, she doesn’t have a 10" dick Jesse, you’d be lost!

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by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, I was waiting for a response. not too bad, but you have an advantage, you can post pictures!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!
Yeah Jesse it,would be nice if you,could do something about this.It,would be really appreciated if we,could post pictures too!

by Alpha Male 360 on Jun 22, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OVER my dead body!!! ill fight to the death lol in American Gladitor style

by ricky on Jun 22, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

should off went with the triangle choke!!!!!

by Nor-Cal Mexican (formely phlicutioner) on Jun 22, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice.

by mmafigjam on Jun 22, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol…yep

by Robert(1) on Jun 23, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn…. next lesson is full mount :P

by CoN'r on Jun 22, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh and forgot to mention its full mount session with some guida dry humping tactics thrown in for good measure :P

by CoN'r on Jun 22, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did anybody else notice that when the video is over there is a porn (or a least close to one) site link under it.

by lee maury on Jun 22, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d wanna do a full-nelson on her. Hehehe!

by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Jun 22, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i nodded off 30 seconds in!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too. It looked like puffed up nonsense.

by Johnny Farnham on Jun 22, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God this show, or whatever it is, is shocking. It’s filmed like a cheap@ss kind of infomercial or something.

by Kobajack on Jun 22, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weighing in at 163 lbs. And give her extra days to cut weight. GINA “the last hurray” CARANO. Thank God the UFC doesn’t have the side show gimmick that is WOMENS’ MMA.

Don’t get me wrong women can have their MMA but don’t compare it to the men’s level of competition and expect me to say OH GOODIE.

by ATNIP on Jun 22, 2009 1:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now granted she WOULD kick my @$$. But I don’t have to respect it either.

I like to compart it to the difference between the WNBA and the NBA. The difference is the competition factor.

by ATNIP on Jun 22, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad some of you guys are finally catching up to the reality that is womans mma! This match should be at 165 so that we get the best gina/cyborg we can! I respect cyborg more than Gina, she only missed weight last time and had a “legit” excuse, Gina has never made weight and her only excuse is she’s lazy in between fights!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that for real? She’s never made weight once? What a total farce.

How much is she usually over the limit? Would you say it’s given her an advantage before?

by Kobajack on Jun 22, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what do you think? she comes in over weight, the opponent makes weight and they make it a catch weight…of course it’s an advantage!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she has made weight before. Everybody should remember when she got naked and they dropped the towel. She made wieght that time and I also remeber her in a green binki weighing in against tonya evenger in which she also made weght.

by lee maury on Jun 22, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t realize a bikini weighs 3 pounds. lol. the only time that she made weight was when at the last minute they changed it to a catch weight!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

by ATNIP on Jun 22, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus 165? those chicks are heavier than me! eww

by brendan on Jun 22, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin you are completely wrong. I have posted the two vidoes below of her making weight just as I said she did. Please stop talking like you know everything when you obviously don’t.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGw8HrNmJiw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jUPjrtnMo

Also, don’t even say that she made 141 not 140. Everybody is allowed one pound when its not a title fight, it happens almost every fight.

by lee maury on Jun 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin, Gina has made weight before like I said. Too prove my point I have posted video of the two times that I was talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGw8HrNmJiw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66jUPjrtnMo

by lee maury on Jun 22, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin: I didn’t say what I think because I wanted to know what YOU think, I didn’t know whether she was overweight by a pound or ten, so how could I know whether there would be an unfair advantage? I suspected you were full of shit. Seems like I was right.

by Kobajack on Jun 22, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha! Yeah looks like kevin doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

by arm bar on Jun 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although, if there’s been even a couple of times where she’s weighed in where they’ve made the fight a catchweight, that’s still totally amateur and worthy of disdain.

by Kobajack on Jun 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Panties weighed 1.5lbs. Elite paid off the Commission, that’s my tin foil hat theory especially knowing how $hitty FSAC’s operations are. Worst commission above Vancouver but slighly below California.

by NameNotRequired on Jun 23, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kobajack = Johnny Farnham.

FAILURE.

by OJR on Jun 23, 2009 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

name not required- you and kevin really have to check the facts before you post things. She weighed in .8 over not 1.5 and had on a binki top and shorts which I’m sure wieghed at least .8 pounds. If you really want I can post the video to prove it just like I did for kevin but to be honest I don’t feel like doing it so why don’t you look it up on you tube for yourself.

by arm bar on Jun 23, 2009 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Furthermore, I suppose if there was a reason to give, if expected to, it was because I changed my email address which i attribute with a particular name so I didn’t confuse myself.

I didn’t think making my name “Kobajack (formerly Johnny Farnham)” to let you all know about it would be so offensive to you. I didn’t think you gave a shit. I apologize. :D

by Kobajack on Jun 23, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh, my follow-up posts came first. I must have swore because my first post hasn’t come yet.

by Kobajack on Jun 23, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, I meant to say I didn’t think NOT making my name "Kobajack (formerly Johnny Farnham)" to let you all know about it would be so offensive to you. I didn’t think you gave a shit. I apologize (cue smiley face -—> :D )

by Kobajack on Jun 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She’s CHUNKY!!

by roberto on Jun 22, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MY THOUGHT EXACTLY. And you watch. She will not come in “ON WEIGHT.”

They will pawn it off on "OH women have “LADY’S DAYS” and the water weight factor."

by ATNIP on Jun 22, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shes mad hot..

if she was my girl id mma fight her all the time and get my ass kicked

by aj on Jun 22, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“mad hot”
you need to get out more!!!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch

by DB on Jun 22, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

even an 8 yr old boy can tell that kevin is a fat guy.

by an 8yr old boy on Jun 22, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol thats pretty funny I kind of did think kevin is a fat guy, but thats prob cause all the kevins ive met are fat, kev is right though “hot stuff” come on!!!

by Nor-Cal Mexican (formely phlicutioner) on Jun 22, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

under 200 and keeping it that way! At my heaviest was 220. Never had a problem getting laid either. sorry you need to dream about Gina and my weight, you must have no life!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i need to get out more?

ur the one who posts on here every 5 min all day every day

by aj on Jun 22, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really? I’m at the casino for 5 hors every day and go to work at 5 pm. i post a lot when i’m on, but check the time stamps buddy!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

kevin bro u have to admit u post on this way more than anyone one else on this site

by ruanfiy on Jun 22, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gina can choke me out any day as long as she spoons me afterwards like she did John, pretty jealous, not gonna lie.

by KillaC on Jun 22, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what I came to say! I don’t care if she makes weight or not…I just want to wake up in her arms

by Double A on Jun 22, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That guy is one lucky b*****d. He didn’t even want to stop leaning on Gina’s arm! Some reward for surviving being choked out by Fedor for the show!

by DCRage on Jun 22, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is it that all the haters who don’t give a sh*t about women’s mma are ALWAYS on here talking about it?

someone needs to get more ;)

by Don't be a tool on Jun 22, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin,

You sure are commenting a lot on something you have no interest in…just sayin

someone needs to get more ;)

by Don't be a tool on Jun 22, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we could all get more, I know I can never get enough! I don’t care about kimbo either, but there only seems to be two viable topics today. sorry bro, I’ll go take a nap! After 10 weeks off, I got to go back to work today!

by kevin on Jun 22, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Settle down all you weirdos turned on by getting choked, we all know how that turned out for David Carradine.

by Captain Ernesto on Jun 22, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fucked up, but funny…

by Jizzo on Jun 22, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Michael Hutchence from INXS. You know, for all you old farts like me.

by PW on Jun 22, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how can u make weight for a division that doesnt exist? it isnt like gina or any of the other women have been fighting for a belt..its just a number they put on a card…"hey we’ll call it a “145” fight or a “155” or a “165” etc etc…"

to set a “division” you must first have something to “divide” it from…there arent enough fighters in the strikeforce roster to warrant seperate weightclasses…

there isnt enough talent to “divide” up…there should just simply as of now be a “women’s” champ…

within reason of course…there shouldnt be 260 sumo women coming in to challenge the winner of gina/cyborg just as there shouldnt be 110 pounders challenging the winner either…

divisions should sprout out of talent..just as the ufc did with the 155 division…it was dissolved many years ago…but once the 170 class became so stacked and there became an obvious size difference between the guys who were cutting from like 190 and the guys who were just naturally that smile they felt a new weight class was warranted..

just sayin…

WAR BITCHES!

hella out

by HellaHectic on Jun 22, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d tap that!

I mean, I’d tap out to that.

by Drake_Labatt on Jun 22, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Women’s MMA sucks. Dana, if you read these, keep these carnival acts the hell out of the UFC. And for all you who say Gina is hot, crack open a Maxim or FHM or something once in a while. She’s hot compared to other female fighters, but that’s the same as saying a dwarf is really tall compared to a midget.

by PW on Jun 22, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Classic.

by OJR on Jun 22, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheers…

by Xsjado on Jun 22, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He will bring in Kimbo instead. Oh wait he did! Pure carnival.

by Mike on Jun 22, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a good thing though. Dana said well before Kimbo got KO’d that if he wanted into the UFC he’ll have to come on via TUF. Whether Kimbo is a joke or not, he’s still a fighter with pro experience, so if he’s worth anything he has a chance to prove it.

by Kobajack on Jun 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree womens mma suckles cheddar..maybe watch highlights..other than that..zzzzz..and not making weight is just lazy..rag time or not..like i said before..i’m a six foot chick and i don’t go above 160..she is like 4 inches shorter and should train that sh*t off her..someone said she goes as high as 185..damn girl..put the fork down..and do some cardio..yeah she could kick my ass blah blah..but not making weight is so unprofessional..

by sarah on Jun 22, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you pw could not have said it better myself. also those slow motion jiggle shots were horrible.

by day1er on Jun 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She can choke my chicken any day of the week. She is hot.

by markinwales on Jun 22, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

me too

by lee maury on Jun 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Gina is bulking up for Cyborg.

C’mon guys…Give her a break. Have you seen her weigh-in photos? Gina is a beauty.

by DubNub on Jun 22, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was an erotic choke out. he definately liked it. gina is still cute but man has she put on some pounds.

by COR on Jun 22, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

She def has put on the pounds. That combined with how sick Bazzler looked at Strikeforce…. I dunno I might have a new favorite female Mixed Martial Artist. Bazzler’s body is REDIC!

by RyGuy on Jun 23, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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