UFC color commentator Joe Rogan gets back to his comedic roots following June 20 TUF finale (Video)

God I love Joe he is a smart and funny guy I hope he is with the UFC till the day he dies but to hell with Goldie
IT IS ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ever single fight it is driving me crazy

by Shadow side on Jun 11, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions

I agree. They could just get a soundboard for Goldie. No one would notice.

by Tom on Jun 11, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions

‘Sorry but this video is not available in your country’….Boooooo!!

by Ca$z on Jun 11, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

Keeps telling me that too. :’-(

by Dragon on Jun 11, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

Where do you live China?

by Cogito Ergo Sum on Jun 11, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Same here, booooooo Spike TV.

by David W-S on Jun 11, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions

UK

by Ca$z on Jun 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions

It sucks he has the best job in the world and he is horrible at it. Dirty motherfucker.

by Dragon on Jun 11, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions

quit callin him goldy it pisses me off cuz people call me that lol , i dont wanna be associated with that name if hes gettin called it

by JG on Jun 11, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions

chill :cool:

by McArthur on Jun 11, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey if Mike wasn’t around who else would sit in say stupid sh!t for Joe to correct?? My favorite was the Lutter fight where Mike goes “Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of MMA”

Joe: “No, he’s not that good”
Mike: “Kobe Bryant?”
Joe: “No, he’s not that good either, how about Wayne Bird, is he still alive?”

Classic sh!t right there.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 11, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions

DUDE, I couldn’t agree more…Goldie is the man with or without solid MMA knowledge…it takes a certain sense of humour to get it but imo the UFC wouldn’t be the same without him…WAR GOLDIE!!!!!

Goldberg: “If Jardine’s last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense.”

by McArthur on Jun 11, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions

More Goldie quotes for ya…some might find these annoying but I find them hilarious:

1. Mike Goldberg: “He’s got him in some kind of strange choke I’ve never seen before!”

Joe Rogan: “That’s a rear naked choke.”

2. Mike Goldberg: “You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!”

Joe Rogan: “Uh, that’s Japanese, brother”

Mike Goldberg: “I should have known that.”

Joe Rogan: “You’re the one married to a Japanese chick.”

Mike Goldberg: “That is correct.”

3. Goldberg: “You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!”

4. Frank Shamrock: “Ohhhh huge knee!”

Mike Goldberg: “Big knee!”

Frank Shamrock: “That was a huge knee!”

Mike Goldberg: “That knee was big!”

LMAO!!! These are better than ANY Chuck Norris joke I ever posted

by McArthur on Jun 11, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions

o wait, he said “Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of JUI JITSU” not MMA, my bad.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 11, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions

Goldie = Comedy

by Alpha Male 360 on Jun 11, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

by Jeremyjackson on Jun 11, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions

don’t get me started JJ…I have a bit of a problem with abusing my posting privilages here with Chuck Norris Jokes

by McArthur on Jun 11, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions

I noticed.

by Jeremyjackson on Jun 11, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions

lol,classic!

by Alpha Male 360 on Jun 11, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions

wow, Rogan looks sober. When I saw him a few weeks ago, the first thing I noticed were his eyes! He was bombed. He puts on a great show though!

by kevin on Jun 11, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions

A sober Rogan is like a thin Chris Farley. Or a sober Chris Farley. Whatever it’s like, it’s lame.

by Jeremyjackson on Jun 11, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions

lol

by kevin on Jun 11, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Did Goldie really say that? I think I vaguely remember something like that who was he fighting at that time?

by DAVE A on Jun 11, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Rogans stand up (comedy, that is) is hard to describe. Its funny, but its very different from every other comic. I dunno. Its more thought-provoking comedy then just dumb funny comedy. I dunno.

by Syn on Jun 11, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

If you like thought provoking comedy…check out George Carlin.

One of the best of all time.

by OJR on Jun 11, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions

haha, Joe Rogan is the best.
I love his commentary. :)

by natas on Jun 11, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions

He’s a better commentator then comedian. But once in a while he’ll say something funny during the ufc. Goldie is not that knowledgeable, but he’s okay. I guess they need one guy that knows the stuff and another guy that doesn’t so that people that are new to mma can relate to him. If they had 2 guys who knew their stuff, many of the new fans tuning in would be lost.

by Caknakker on Jun 11, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

Well Goldie is a professional commentator; his real job is to keep the dialogue going. Imo his only role is to feed Joe questions during the fight and kind of assist Joe with his commentary. I would really love to see Randy Couture commentating again, he’s awesome at breaking a fight down while it’s happening.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 11, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions

ya…the 3 of them together are gold

by McArthur on Jun 11, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions

we DIDNT come from monkeys… we are descended from a common ancestor that also gave rise to chimps, monkeys, gorrillas, and other primates…

hes on the right track… but not quite on what the theory of evolution postulates

by jjabrams on Jun 11, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

Blah, Evolution is so boring/flawed, there’s much more interesting plausible theories out there. Peep this out:

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=Planet+x&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=3j8xSo_nHZXAM5eR0coH&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=8&ct=title#q=Jason+Martel&hl=en&emb=0

That one is just a fun one though; it’s interesting though not likely at all.

There’s this other scientist (I’ll try and post the guys name as soon as it comes to me) that gives a really good seminar on dating human remains; he calims to have found and dated human remains/tools that pre date anything that would fit into the evolutionary theory; it would basically prove (if he were correct anyway) that Human beings were around at the exact same time as the common ancestor we supposedly evolved from. Very interesting research.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 11, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Damn wrong link, just google Jason Martell and check one of his lectures out, its only 30-45 mins something like that; centers around the same subject but geared toward a completely different direction

by O damn he got caught on Jun 11, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Guys,we are member of the species Homo sapiens and member of any of the extinct species of the genus Homo,such as Homo erectus or Homo habilis
They are,considered ancestral or closely,related to modern humans.Plus they are other phylum before this one.

by Alpha Male 360 on Jun 11, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions

WTF…the 2nd post is the right one…(if 2 shows up)

by Alpha Male 360 on Jun 11, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions

You mean you dont believe in creationism??? Its such a sound theory!

I refuse to believe anything that replaces God as the universal creator as stated in the Bible!

by ItsNormlToSmokePot on Jun 11, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions

Lol, oozing with sarcasm? What makes you think I’m a creationist? I just linked a theory on how human beings were genetically created by aliens to mine minerals off this planet.. lol; just cause I don’t believe in evolution doesn’t automatically make me a bible thumper. :P

Sorry bud, the theory has some serious holes, hate to disillusion you but human beings don’t really know sh!t about this universe or where we came from; it’s all just guess work. And it’s only considered “educated” by our standards, we could look like dumb@ss maze rats compared to what else might be out there; try being open minded for a change.

by O damn he got caught on Jun 11, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions

All sarcasm there bud, im one of the most open minded people you’ll ever meet… Im agnostic, all theories are flawed and have holes. We will probobly never know the true meaning of our existence.. Until we die that is.

I just like poke fun of creationists and people who preach that they know why were here and how we got here.
Just like they poke fun at people who are agnostic.. Except they are meaner!

by ItsNormlToSmokePot on Jun 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions