A Fail of Two Cities: Jose Canseco stiffed at home, possibly abroad

Do not pass go, go directly to fail.
Former baseball slugger and steroid stool pigeon Jose Canseco speaks at a recent press conference regarding the drug suspension of fellow shamed ballplayer Manny Ramirez.
And as the picture indicates, there isn't much interest in what the former AL MVP has to say on the topic -- even if most of his past allegations have been proven to be correct.
The question now, is can we expect a similar turnout when the Cuban Godzilla descends on Japan for the DREAM 9 Super Hulk Tournament? It's hard to predict, since Japan does have a certain infatuation with colorful characters.
Canseco is set to do battle with the 7’ 2" gargantuan Hong Man Choi at the DREAM 9 event, which takes place in the Yokohama Arena in Yokohama, Japan, on May 26.
In addition to being knocked out by former Philadelphia Eagles return man Vai Sikahema in a celebrity boxing match last year, Canseco went the distance with putrid Partridge Danny Bonaduce earlier this year.
With that kind of resume, expect a gruesome ending in his squash match against Choi.
It could be the first cheers Canseco gets in more than a decade.
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Jesse, is this a joke?…I’m not sure with all the photoshopping you’ve been doing
by McArthur on May 14, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it’s not a joke, but it wasn’t yesterday. I saw this on espn last week, right after the manny thing happened.
by kevin on May 14, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this was probably just him warming up before the crowd got there…
by brendan on May 14, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nobody cares what Canseco has to say..did anyone see his Intervention episode?? the man has serious, serious issues!
by newfie on May 14, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Canseco will happily take part in a freak show for cash. I think he’s already blown most of what he made in baseball. And it’s a shame he isn’t taken seriously, at least when it comes to outing roided up ballplayers. I read his first book, and everything there was proven true, and his second one called out A-Rod, and that one was on the money as well.
by PW on May 14, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
South Korean Godzilla Jesse ;)
by Danza Macabra on May 14, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t wait til this asshole is installing carpets in rural arizona.
by Sir Chokemout on May 14, 2009 10:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You lookin to get your place done?
by O damn he got caught on May 14, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll pass on steroid carpets, thanks
by Sir Chokemout on May 14, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sir Chokeshiscock is right. I hope Choi pounds this guy into obscurity.
by Big Daddio on May 14, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that reporter showed up just so he could yell 1st!!
by Doubled on May 14, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he was only there for the free veggie and dip platter as he works in the same building…he left as soon as he got a plate full
by McArthur on May 14, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO !!! Yeah he was probably the janitor or Canseco’s agent!!
by Dragon on May 14, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was the cab driver of the guy at the podium…he was asked to wait and keep the meter running as the press conference wasn’t going to be long
by McArthur on May 14, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ba dunch
lol Mcarthur, you on a roll with this one I see.
by O damn he got caught on May 14, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriouslt fuck Conseco! If you want to admit to juicing then so be it, but dont write a fucking book ( beacuase your broke ) and oust other people. Baseball is the one thing in this world I love more than mma, and I hate steroids in baseball. However there is a code amongst the guy you play the game with. If they dont want to come clean thats on them.
by lokie on May 14, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you make zero sense! If you like baseball as much as you say you do (like I do), then fuck the code! Everything canseco has said, has been true. He’s single handedly cleaned up the game!
by kevin on May 14, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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