Keith Jardine graces list of top 100 unsexiest men for 2009
by Jesse Holland on Mar 27, 2009 1:02 PM EDT
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just because hes a troll does’nt mean hes ugly, i bet the ladys go crazy wen he does the famous jackson nipple twist..
by guyverbob on Mar 27, 2009 1:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
between Jardine being ugly as f#ck and Rampage driving a car, overall it’s been a riveting day in the news room. April 1st and 18th needs to hurry up and get here.
by bigbadbrad on Mar 27, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, I think Big Country Nelson is damn sexy.
by c-war on Mar 27, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Jardine would just shave that nasty goatee off his chin, he probably wouldn’t get ugly awards. Does anyone actually look good with a goatee?
http://www.beards.org/images/thumbnails.php?album=search&search=goatee_only
I wouldn’t mind wrestling someone with cauliflower ears, but I don’t think I could stand his scraggly beard touching my face.
by DrPepper on Mar 28, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i look damn good with a goatee. whats your point? u think the Goatee is whats stopping Jardine from being a sex symbol? hahaha
by john on Mar 29, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never have understood some of the hate directed at Jardine. He’s kind of been the “red-headed stepchild” for the UFC with regard to the fights he’s been given. He certainly isn’t overpaid, yet to my eyes, he’s a very solid fighter, appears to be a respectful competitor, and by all accounts is an intelligent, well-rounded human being away from the fight game.
Something tells me though that Jardine is probably amused at being on this list. Also recall that for the Countdown show prior the Rampage fight had an interview with Jardine’s woman, who was definitely nice looking.
by CL on Mar 27, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good post CL. Totally agree, and yes his girl is hot, so he can be as damn ugly as he pleases!
by john on Mar 28, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut and paste from Chicago Sun-Times:
Arlovski on hold
MMA star Andrei Arlovski’s pro boxing debut, which had been scheduled for April 11, has been postponed because of a pulled muscle in his back. Arlovski, who has been in Bulgaria shooting a movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme, was scheduled to fight on the undercard of the Winky Wright-Paul Williams bout.
by OJR on Mar 27, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the fight was delayed because of the filming.
by Jeff on Mar 27, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is a AA doing a part 2 to this flick.. I hope not!
by PhilQNY on Mar 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s working on Universal Soldiers 3
by theCloser on Mar 28, 2009 6:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
old news, just pushed back to may from what I read last week!
by kevin on Mar 28, 2009 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who do you guys/gals think is the “sexiest”? Homophob’s need not comment.
I say Roger Huerta and “Cyborg”.
by MikeD on Mar 27, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well… good luck getting a heterosexual male to answer that question.
by O damn he got caught on Mar 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cyborg isn’t sexy a woman or as a man either for that matter.
by DSmith on Mar 27, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO She could be the definition for fugly. Gina is hands down the sexiest fighter.
by lokie on Mar 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And someone is tappin that on a regular basis… yikes.
by DSmith on Mar 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am pretty sure Evangelista doesn’t mind, Dsmith. I mean look at what he looks like.
by NameNotRequired on Mar 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cyborg…..???what you like a girl with more testosterone in her body than you chixk is nasty its gina all the way for guys ya rogers a good looking dude im ok with my sexuality so i can say that and have you guys seen brandon veras wife apparently she will be fighting soon chick is also pretty hot
by TAY on Mar 27, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since I’m a woman I’ll comment—- I personally like Lyoto Machida.
by Cindy on Mar 28, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a bit unfair! The UFC must have some uglier looking brutes than the Dean, I just cant think of any right now.
by attakdog on Mar 27, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wand (even though I’m a big fan) has a face like a spit out half chewed caramel
by McArthur on Mar 27, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt Koscheck would make the ugly list, just because you hate him doesn’t make him ugly.
by ShaiZ on Mar 27, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rofl, yeah thanks for stopping by Josh’s mom.
by Lester the Pimp on Mar 27, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t hate Josh. That said, he makes the ugly list just for his hair.
by Jeff on Mar 27, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Neer— jacked up teeth over rule bad hair.
by DSmith on Mar 27, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wanderlei doesn’t even look like the same person anymore. It’s like his face is permanently swollen and he has layers of scar tissue. Look at pics of him from his early 20s. Fair enough age will play some small part but he’s been busted up over the years. Same goes for Nog.
by RobH86 on Mar 27, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kos is the ugliest motherfu**er in the ufc. Dude looks like one of those troll dolls.
by Dragon on Mar 27, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And his little cocaine sniffle he does in every fight doesn’t help him much either.
by whatev on Mar 27, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of snow- Melvin Guillard! Thanks for jogging my memory.
by DSmith on Mar 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Monson looks like a can of smashed-A-Holes.
by MM_Eh on Mar 28, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I totally forgot about Rousimar Palhares. He looks like you slapped lego-man hair on a silver-back gorilla with severe Down’s syndrome.
by MM_Eh on Mar 28, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I calls them how I sees them. How about this one…Cyborg looks like the love-child of Steve Buscemi and Clint Howard. I would have rather done Couture’s wife when she had the Predator jaw thing going for her than Cyborg.
by MM_Eh on Mar 28, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, anthony johnson is hands down the ugliest fighter in all of mma..and next is thiery sokoudjo…damn! that guy looks like a terminator…rofl
by gaara on Mar 29, 2009 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also vote for Hendo since he doesn’t have any of his front teeth.
by DSmith on Mar 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wanderlei is ugly as sin. I actually shook hands with him on person (I saw him on a flight out from Vegas while I was waiting in line for the bathroom and when I noticced him right in front of me at a window seat I almost crapped myself before I made it) and while he’s nice as hell his face look like a bulldog’s ass that got run over by a lawnmower.
by Captain Ernesto on Mar 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA! He must be so proud.
Wait…I should check to see if I made that list.
by RealDrew on Mar 27, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Based on comments there, it seems like the first time they put up Chuck Liddell’s pic instead of Jardine’s, haha.
by DCRage on Mar 27, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
‘Smash a piglet with your fists.’
What a cool idea!
Then let it grow a goatee.
Got you very own pet Jardine lol
Kimbo should be there too!
by bons on Mar 27, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he’s not as ugly as Curt Schilling or New Kids on the Block ( I didn’t know they still existed)
by BeerMan on Mar 27, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dude Jardine is way uglier than Schilling (I can’t believe I’m having this arguement) ;)
by McArthur on Mar 27, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm, I wonder what Amos MEANT to say with this comment…
“I don’t like hair” – This one kinda makes sense because Jardine IS bald after all…
“I don’t chair” – Little confusing, although I totally don’t chair either, by the way.
“I Don Thair,” – Wait a minute, I thought you said your name was Amos?
“I don’t have hair,” – Cool but not sure what that has to do with your “crush” on “smashed-piglet” face.
“I don’t care,” – OK so this one may make the most sense but to be honest, I’m not sure how much I care that you don’t care. sorry :( Good luck with Jardine though. Apparently you may have a good shot at hitting that, you know, because judging by the comments, it looks like it doesn’t happen all that often.
OK so maybe it’s a slow day here at my work as well. Sue me…
by Canucklehead on Mar 27, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugliest fighter award: Wandy
Pretty boy (Metrosexual) fighter award: GSP
Least showered fighter award: Tim Sylvia
by Jrandolph on Mar 27, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GSP? What about Franklin and Huerta? Also, I’m sure some of the fairer sex on here would put Arlovski on the list as well.
I think Timmay could also take the title for ugliest.
by Jeff on Mar 27, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, Huerta is def a pretty boy. Tough, but a pretty boy nonetheless.
Although the top pretty boy award might actually go to that brazilian kid from TUF a couple of seasons ago. That dude has some serious personal love issues going on.
Jardine has always come across as a throwback biker.
Sylvia reminds (his appearance anyway) me of someone that would come running out of the hills with a sickle in hand to feed you to his bedridden mother.
by Jrandolph on Mar 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! the sylvia part had me laughin fuckin hard
by Jared on Mar 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he called gsp a metro, not exactly a complament.
by Thebending on Mar 28, 2009 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah Lindland takes the least showered award, easy
by O damn he got caught on Mar 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Close call, but you may be right
I have heard several guys (including Dana) mention the odor that Rampage carries wih him in the gym.
by Jrandolph on Mar 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOMEN!!!! EXPOSE YOUR TRUE GENDER TO US!!!
by McArthur on Mar 27, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i’m lookin at boobs on the net, its gonna be some good ones from playboy or something
by sanshouer on Mar 28, 2009 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL These polls are retarded I’ve see these stupid polls where the same guys on the sexiest lists are also on the most unsexy list. Jean luc pacard of star trek was voted sexiest man alive one year, he’s a bald old man, these polls are beyond stupid. As far as UFC guys I don’t find this guy ugly, sean salmon and matt lindland are ugly IMO. Ya wandy is an ugly bastard too he looks very creepy, but enough of talking about guys looks.. awkward conversation.
by nathan on Mar 27, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s a petty good burn. I hope I didn’t make the list, but if I did I better be below no. 82!!!
by Dragon on Mar 27, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anthony Johnson should easily be #1, the guy has a conelike pinhead.
by Lester the Pimp on Mar 27, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They need to add christina aguileras husband to the list, how that got got that ass is beyond me.
by rydinlow on Mar 27, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good call….or Salma Hiyak’s (sp) husband….WTF!!!???
by McArthur on Mar 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Money and lots of it, or the guy is a tripod.
by Jeff on Mar 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would go w/ cash. Inside, all men are pigs. And all women are lovers of the $$$.
by OJR on Mar 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what Chris Rock says- money makes a bald spot look like a part and a missing tooth look like a gap.
by DSmith on Mar 27, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks a dirty white boy meth cooker/user.
by holmz76 on Mar 27, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA – I thought he would have been higher. He is so weird looking .. he needs to shave that shit off his face, makes him look worse.
by DownUnder on Mar 27, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone copy this thread and send it to Zuffa, Strikforce and Belfort. Under no circumstances should we be allowed to go this long without actual MMA.
by Jeff on Mar 27, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great point. We have been relegated to the halls of gossip. It’s kinda embarrasing.
MORE FIGHTS!
by Jrandolph on Mar 27, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe nobodies brought up matt lindland or sean salmon, these guys are butt ugly… uglier than jardine by a mile.
by nathan on Mar 27, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow..this really is a slow week for mma huh?
kos could shave that thing off his head and easily get off the ugly list but there isnt a damn thing wandy could do to remove himself…except kick the shit out of whoever the hell makes the lists
by HellaHectic on Mar 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is just mean! Jardine isn’t that ugly! Koscheck is WAY uglier.
Men- you forget that it doesn’t always matter what a man looks like. Some not so hot guys are extremely attractive just based on their personalities. Examples- Charles Bukowski- HOT, for his poetry alone. Tom Waits- HOT, for being a f-cking musical genius. Luther Dickinson, lead vocals and guitarist of North Mississippi Allstars- HOT, because he plays guitar so well I could orgasm just listening to him play.
Men can be ugly and still be hot. Women aren’t afforded that luxury. If we’re ugly, we’re f-cked.
That being said, I would totally bang GSP, Machida, or John Fitch!!
by justagirl on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“That being said, I would totally bang … Machida…”
With or without toasting with wine glasses full of L.M’s own urine?
Seriously folks, good point about us guys. If we have talent, humor, and a personality, we’re still in the game. BTW Tom Waits IS a genius.
by Teep on Mar 27, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew he was a genius after I first heard “What’s he building in there?” I am insanely jealous of his ability to effectively harness that sort of mad creativity.
Regarding Machida and urine….. well, it can’t taste worse than…. other things….like, sh_tty beer.
by justagirl on Mar 28, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! Buttwiper no doubt…
“…and what’s that tune he’s always whistling?”
For me it was Murder In The Red Barn. “Road kill has its seasons just like anything… It’s possums in the autumn and it’s farm cats in the spring”
by Teep on Mar 28, 2009 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charles Bukowski and Tom Waits are both awesome, check out a band called “Planes Mistaken For Stars” very dark brilliant words awesome band
by Thebending on Mar 28, 2009 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never heard of them. Will definitely check them out, thanks.
by justagirl on Mar 28, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill take warm sh!tty beer over pee any day
by rk on Mar 29, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But would you French Machida after he drinks his own urine?
by DAVE A on Mar 27, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
other ugly fighters:
jens pulver
kevin burns
cabbage head
but the ugliest fighter of all time has to be wandy. props to the above posters for calling it dead on. he makes jardine look like a model.
by day1er on Mar 28, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone keeps saying wandy….but sometimes the ugliest mutts at the pound are the cutest, and more likely to be adopted. Just sayin….
by justagirl on Mar 28, 2009 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jardin dosen’t look too bad, the average female mma fighter is borderline hideous
by sexyfkc on Mar 28, 2009 3:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPYokmL9VxE for music fans, give it a chance it took me a couple of times to like this band , now they are one of my favorites
by Thebending on Mar 28, 2009 5:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG, that sucked.
Try this band instead: kickass video
by im_the_juggernaut_bitch on Mar 28, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!! Oh my god! My stomach hurts from laughing!! Am I tripping on acid? Or are they for real?? Holy sh_t, that is hilarious- and disturbing!
by justagirl on Mar 28, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bending- I listened to it, and of the other songs. Hmmm…..I can see how they would be appealing… but it’s a bit hard for my taste. And dark. I’ll still check into their stuff though. Always fun to widen one’s musical appreciation. Are you into Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds? Good stuff.
Speaking of Tom Waits, I was on 9th and Hennepin in downtown Minneapolis today….. (Remember “Postcard from a hooker in Minneapolis?”) Rumor has it he used to live in Minneapolis for a short while- on 9th and Hennepin. And it was a sh_thole back then.
I go to a bar there once in a while, to enjoy a few beers and write while people watching. Wish he still lived here. How cool would it be to be sitting at a bar and Tom Waits comes in and sits down?
But I’ll shut up now, being that this is an mma site, not a music forum!
by justagirl on Mar 28, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is by far the wierdist post ever, bt the funniest and easly by far the ugliest guy is……drum rolls please
OH MY GOD ITS MIRCO CRO COP
Mirco cro cop speech " ALL i had 2 do was belive i didnt think i could do it bt evry1 told i would take home the prize……wait what the hell the ugliest guy i signed up for the stupidest guy…O well i still one"
by winner by KO on Mar 28, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I take it no one has ever heard of Tim Sylvia ??? this dude’s body should be number 1 and his face should come in at number 2 !
by Jakob on Mar 28, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
now bodies – that is a whole new game. silva def has a weird physique. guy needs to mix in some weight training instead of all that time he spends carving on his beard. how about trey telligman that israele fighter who was missing a pec.
by day1er on Mar 28, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the best body has to go to Emmanuel Yarborough from back in the early UFC days:)
by j-dub on Mar 28, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He reminds me of the sumo wrestler from the movie “Blood sport”, the one that Van Damme punched in the nuts while doing the slit. Except that Yarborough was black and that guy was Japanese. Good one though.
by G-Man on Apr 1, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares about guys bodes seriously though.
by G-Man on Apr 1, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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