Lyoto Machida drinks his own urine every morning

True story, according to the next possible world light heavyweight champion via Tatame.com:
"My father [drinks his own urine] for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine."
Some secrets really are better left unsaid. Don't really have much to say about that, considering how rank concentrated morning pee can smell. We'll therefore let you handle things in the comments section below.
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It’s gonna be very hard to still be fan. Seriously wtf?!
by NameNotRequired on Mar 23, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn’t a fan to begin with. Guy is a sick little shit. And you people thought Greg Jackson’s camp was weird for tweaking their nipples….
by Synyster on Mar 23, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its ironic that there is an ad at the top of this page for urine odor removal!!
by ---Caesar--- on Mar 23, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to make fans, admitting that your drinking your own piss! aaah gross, i guess we’ll have to wait a few months til he comes out with the next shocking statement that reveals that he eats his own sh*t!
by RoB on Mar 23, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s quite good with a little sugar and a pinch of cinnamon :)
by Caknakker on Mar 24, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if he gives his wife golden showers? lol
by brendan on Mar 24, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is said to be beneficial to your immune system but it’s not really. Ask any doctor. They will tell you it wont hurt you but it wont do anything for you either.
by c-war on Mar 24, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He really admires his dad way too much. His dad is a karate master, so even though training in a gi and practicing traditional forms will not be very helpful for an mma fight, he still does it. His dad says to drink piss, he has a nioe glass full with he morning breakfast. What is next?
by naturalshadow on Mar 24, 2009 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Read this back on Tatame a little while ago and at first was a bit disgusted but I suppose if he has always done it because of his father he probably knows no different.
Definately nothing I’ll be doing though. I’d puke it straight back up anyway…yuk
by Ca$z on Mar 24, 2009 5:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol! nothing i cud say wud be funnier than this :)
by squarechoke on Mar 24, 2009 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and u guys thought I was making this up?
by john on Mar 24, 2009 8:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he throws a packet of Kool-Aid in with it, mixes in a cup of sugar, adds ice, and stirs. MMMMmmmm, yummy urine refreshing goodness.
by RedDog on Mar 24, 2009 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he at least refrigrate it?? maybe a cup of ice?? Or does he drink at room temperature.
by PhilQNY on Mar 24, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much different does it taste cold Phil?
by James S on Mar 24, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don’t even want…. none of the above I want to piss on youuuuu, yes I do, I’ll piss on youu I’ll pee on youuuu. Drip drip drip, drop drop drop
by O damn he got caught on Mar 24, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty retarded to say that he admiers his dad way too much and that practicing forms doesn’t help him in MMA one bit…except this dude is getting the next title shot and is still undefeated. Hmmm….?
by Jon on Mar 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A-hahahahaha…That’s a good one O damn. I wanted to see if anyone else posted this before I did.
by Shadyone33 on Mar 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he drinks his urine for breakfast I would hate to find out what he eats.
by Psyqo78®™ on Mar 24, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just threw up in my mouth…how do you say TMI in Brazilian Portuguese?
by DSmith on Mar 23, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you grew up in a family that drank their own urine, you would do it too.
by tom on Mar 23, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eeww..this guy’s a gross f*ck..
he probably does 2 d*cks 1 bowl with his dad..
Sicko
by Anonymousf*ck on Mar 23, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll be the first fighter to tap someone out w/ bad breath!
by LJ on Mar 24, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont agree with it, but I know a few body builders, Adam Archuleta ( pro football player ) and Even pat Tillman did it every morning. The story I read in mens health, talked about a guy would do it ( not that I agree) I guess with the first piss you take in the mrning your body releases all the natural vitemans, and hormones youre body didnt use the previouse day, they say by doing this that you take in twice the natural vitemans and hormones in a day. I still wouldnt think of doing it, but to each his own I guess
by lokie on Mar 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luke Cummo does it..
Machida does it.
Animals in the wild do it.
Obviously there has to be something to it.
Don’t bash something just because you’re too ignorant to understand it.
That being said not for me, although it would probably be beneficial.
by M1chael on Mar 26, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he beats Rashad, then the only logical conclusion is that we all must start drinking our own pee.
And never shower again.
by MMA Bart on Apr 2, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is actually common! I can’t believe it either, but if you google the benefits of urine, it’s crazy how much shit it’s supposed to prevent or cure. People swear by it. Urine is sterile I guess so it’s not as gross as our initial gut reactions.
Yesterday my little girl (16 months) wanted to jump in the bath with me. I took her diaper off and she peed all over herself and the rug. At first, I started to clean her off prior to putting her in the tube, then I thought “WTF, it’s sterile” and I tossed her in.
I guess that’s a far cry from drinking urine, but still it’s not like eating feces.
I still love you Machida….You pee pee pee taster.
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Mar 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Arlovski when we need him. Even though he was talking about something different entirely “how a taste my pee pee”.
by halljam2 on Mar 23, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If your going to quote Arlovski quote him right. he had asked how is pee pee pee tasted geez, entirely different haha
by Cogito Ergo Sum on Mar 24, 2009 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My son is almost 5 months and he peed in his own eyes, nose and mouth (and on me of course)the other day while I was changing his diaper. So technically…. we’re all in the same boat I guess.
by DSmith on Mar 23, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol, he pulled off the hat trick. Nothing strengthens your tolerance to this stuff like having kids. My daughter once shot poop five feet across my bed while I was changing her and I caught a few drops across the face. If you don’t have kids, your like that’s f’n disgusting. If you do, your probably already thinking, “that’s nothing……..”
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Mar 23, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TALK TALK TALK, get in the cage with him and then call him names
by Torrescantbebeat on Mar 24, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a message board. What else is there to do on it but talk?
I suppose if we are unable to beat a guy up we are not entitled to criticize him. Maybe they shouldn’t allow Al Michaels to make negative comments about a Peyton Manning interception until he can throw a tighter spiral than Manning.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 24, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a related story, since Joe Rogan and Michael Goldberg are clearly unable to beat up Anderson Silva and Fedor was unable to replace them on short notice, UFC 97 will now be broadcasted without announcers.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 24, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but drinking that shit (or piss i should say) can really dehydrate you. there’s a reason we dont drink piss.. its facking GROSS
by Synyster on Mar 23, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I recognize Lyoto from this video I saw a couple of weeks ago… it all makes perfect sense now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrPosTPSXxw&feature=PlayList&p=62CC82EE7F22DC49&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3
by ScissorSweep on Mar 24, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great link ScissorSweep. That monkey will go undefeated if he fights in the UFC.
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Mar 24, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, after reading below, there’s a lot of hate b/c he drinks his pee. It’s odd, but get over it. It’s sterile! It’s common in Asia. There’s weirder shit out there and better reasons to dsilike someone. I’m going to have to do some research to see if there’s and medical research that shows any ligitimate results.
Synyster, NNR, you guys drink your pee for one week and report back with the results.
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Mar 23, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could care less if he drinks his own piss, eats his own crap, or uses his man juices as hair gel….Machida is one of the fighters I look forward to seeing fight the most…and that wont change!
by john on Mar 24, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang right Jonnyboy! We really don’t give a pissin’ shite whatever a fighter does. As long as he fights like that, who cares?
by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Mar 24, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
found this, not much scientific proof out there though:
There was some research in the early 1990s at the University of Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia, which showed that urine is a cure for jet lag because it contains the hormone melatonin. Drunk first thing in the morning, it can, claim the researchers, calm and refresh the system, creating for patients the illusion that they have just had a good night’s sleep
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Mar 23, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would rather just buy melatonin in the store.
by BOW on Mar 24, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In this recession, you need to save money however you can, lol.
by Punch You in the Ovaries on Mar 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose….. as long as he isn’t drinking it right out of its original container… :)
by DJ on Mar 24, 2009 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmfao hopefully he mixes it and makes a piss cocktail or something
by Jared on Mar 24, 2009 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is wild. I love Machida, the guy is nuts. I think hell be the next champ at 205.
by DB on Mar 23, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You love the guy because he drinks his own piss? What the hell is wrong with you?
by JamStand7 on Mar 23, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
next he’s goona say that he eats jizz cookies for extra protein…
by jintao on Mar 23, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats with that,I remeber Luke Cummo and Diego Sanchez saying they do that to.
by NM on Mar 23, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
next thing you know we’ll be having some piss-orade?
by matty04 on Mar 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And to think I thought it was sick Moises Alou pissed on his hands before a baseball game…
by Kmac on Mar 23, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha.
Yeah I remember going to a Cubs and Cardinals game in St. Louis, and on the big screen it said “Look out Moises urine trouble.”
haha.
I laughed for a while on that one.
by Madnuts on Mar 23, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow… i forget that name with the time.
R.I.P Montreal Expos
by Jee on Mar 24, 2009 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he drink his dads pee pee? how does my pee pee taste son?
by the still operator on Mar 23, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i didnt think i could hate him more , but hes very good at helping me hate him
by JG on Mar 23, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe that’s what Arlovski REALLY meant when he made that comment to Tim Sylvia (lol).
So in 2008-2009 we’ve seen pee on fruit, and jizz on sushi….at least it’s his own brew. Well some of you eat shit when you eat shrimp so don’t knock the guy.
by B.J Pennzoil on Mar 23, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been drinking my own urine for the past couple of years, and since I started I haven’t been sick once and my energy levels are through the roof, no shit. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
by stevia on Mar 23, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
word, ill stick with being unhealthy and tired all day.
by medecine balls on Mar 23, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i’ll stick w/budweiser and screwdrivers.
by Buttcrack Obama bin Laden on Mar 24, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I guess if I hit myself in the nuts with a baseball bat every morning and don’t get sick for a year then it must be working. Nice logic. Go brush your teeth.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 23, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Jackson,thats the fighter that locked up for rape,assault,burglary and awhole bunch of crap?
just asking.
by NM on Mar 24, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Jackson,aint that the fighter that is locked up for rape,burglary,assault and a whole bunch of crap?just asking.
by NM on Mar 24, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Urine is a waste product, so how can anything beneficial be in it? The human body is amazing, so I think if there was anything left that the body could use to keep you from getting sick, it would hold on to it before turning it into piss.
by naturalshadow on Mar 24, 2009 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly. urine is sterile but it is waste product that the body cannot process or use. so why do people think there is any beneficial aspects to re imbibing it?
by awt on Mar 24, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe I’ll give it a try.
Haha nope.
Wonder if he mixes it with water or dilutes it or something?
Or if he just pisses into the air and catches it in his mouth?
by DirtyML on Mar 23, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uhh, yeahhhhhh, how about creating an even BIGGER Cluster F’k PR Mess for Dana White?
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“He Drinks his WHAT!?? WTF? THAT’S F’KING IT! UNDERCARD STATUS FOR HIM, FOREVER!!”
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[Dana W. Rant /off]
Lol!
by Jay K. on Mar 23, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been all over this planet and every time I think I’ve seen or heard it all some freakshow always turns up with a “hey, I drink urine” type comment. F*ck, ain’t life grand?!?
by SilasM on Mar 23, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my god.. what an idiot!!!!! good way to gain fans!!! moron
by jord on Mar 23, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a question…
Does he drink it right from the “tap???”
by talkman on Mar 23, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he’s not on the Atkins/low carb diet. That’s some skanky pee right there.
by Captain Ernesto on Mar 23, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe some of that nutrient rich day after St. Patrick’s Day super morning beer piss.
by naturalshadow on Mar 24, 2009 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently it didn’t work for Luke Cummo. I’d be pissed if I followed that advice and ended up losing. He drank all that piss for nothing. Guess it’s working for Machida though. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I guess. But it’s still just plain f—-ing gross
by mburtoni on Mar 23, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe it better if he doesnt speak english . . .
by COR on Mar 23, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lyoto you’re an idiot…wake-up to the 21 Century man and read a scientific medical journal…there’s a reason our bodies excrete urine, to get it out, not so it can be taken back in…F ing ridiculous…
by Mike on Mar 23, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no wonder he confuses his opponents! He must have some serious stank breath!
by Dana's a crossdresser on Mar 23, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone seen 2 girls 1 cup? Maybe he has potential in more than just mma :|
seriously…WTF
by kr00ney on Mar 23, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nasty shit! I guess rashad better start drinkin his pee….to be healthy! lol
machida is thr man but that’s personal shit you don’t say
by TRIKZ on Mar 23, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean… do it but dont say it?
thats disgusting!
by Jee on Mar 24, 2009 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats some kind of committment…is this some hangover from old-time japan???
by Matt on Mar 23, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope after Rashad wins, he pees in a Big Gulp and asks Machida to try his post-fight ale instead of a morning pilsner. That is just messed up.
by Belisarius on Mar 23, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
… Ugh… Go Rashad! Stop the pee pee drinking madness.
by Eddie on Mar 23, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Once I was at a rave and there were only porto-poties… I had to take a piss right, so I go into the porto-potty and stand up and take piss… I put my hand on the wall to stand up straight ( I was a little, uh, drunk that night…)
Anyway, someone before me had covered the wall in liquid shit. Diarrhea was all over my hand. Disgusting.
Worst part, there was no running water anywhere… ANYWHERE. I had to buy bottled water and do my best to get it off ( it didn’t work well ).
I talked to a doctor about it later… he said, next time that happens, pie on your own hand. It’s sterile, and it’ll wash off the diarrhea better than bottled water.
Anyway, thought I’d share that story!!!
by yoshi on Mar 23, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That sounds reasonable, but where is one going to find pie in a porto-potty?
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 23, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to use your OWN pie… it’s Body-Temp HOT when it first comes out fresh.
by yoshi on Mar 24, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and there really shouldn’t be a “next time that happens”. If there is, you have some soul-searching to do.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 24, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha, No kidding! The next time you are stuck in a liquid shit covered port-o-potty think about why this keeps happening to you.
by naturalshadow on Mar 24, 2009 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.. next time… man oh man, once is WAY TOO MANY TIMES!!
by DJ on Mar 24, 2009 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!!
Very True!
Okay, so maybe you are out in the jungle and you need to wash your hands… pissing on it will be the next best thing…
by yoshi on Mar 24, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“That sounds reasonable, but where is one going to find pie in a porto-potty?” I really laughed at that one. Pie!
by DH on Mar 24, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time that happens? I would seriously hope that never happened again lol.
by halljam2 on Mar 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
see i can understand pee being used for bee stings or cleaning if your desperate but come on why do people have to drink it, thats so fuckin disgusting
by Jared on Mar 24, 2009 7:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is trying out for the next season of TUF
by subwayy2sallyy on Mar 23, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he drinks it with ice… eeewwww.
by CH CH CHUUUCKK LIIIIDDEEELL on Mar 24, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not any different than girls swallowing sperm in porn movies we all watch… give me a break.
Of course drinking urine is disgusting but it’s something some people do. It has its benefits.
I’m laughing my ass of right now reading you guys comments, it’s hilarious. I did not expect so many people to be so sensitive.
by Hooner on Mar 24, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean they drink a cup every morning?
by Jonny on Jun 11, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
some people just don’t understand. seriously, the thought of it is gross, BUT really, your urine is actually “sterile.” if you don’t get it, you must be an individual who’s not in the medical field, nor doesn’t know anyone in the medical field.
no matter what, this is going to be one hell of a fight! both rashad and machida are that damn good! if you ask me, i wouldn’t put my “greens” on this one. ANYTHING can happen!
by boardRIDER on Mar 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Completely needless, and if he drinks too much it will make him sick.
Urine is only “sterile” in the sense that there is no bacteria in it. But the main reason we piss is to get rid of nitrogen, which at improper levels is highly toxic to our bodies. It also gets rids of broken down red bloods cells (which is why it’s yellow), the contents of which can also be toxic, the same stuff is how you get jaundice (at extremely high levels, of course). Urine is also typically acidic or basic, depending on if your body needs to get rid of acid or base to stay at a proper pH (7.4) so digesting it not only has no medicinal purpose, it can possibly mess up your pH balance, though the chance is small because your intestines and kidneys keep things pretty regulated. Either way, he benefits in no way by drinking his own piss. Maybe he likes the taste, who knows.
by DoctorSamson on Mar 24, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The first really smart comment thus far. Sounds like he knows a few things. Why the hell would you tell people you drink your own pee? What possible benefit would come from letting the whole world know you drink the golden beverage? Awesome fighter, but a pee drinker. I can forgive that, can you?
by DH on Mar 24, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doc Samson, how about drinking your own sperm?
by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Mar 24, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At most it will give you some protein. But why not just chow on some beef jerky and not be a weirdo? Of course getting beef jerky handy isn’t nearly as fun as getting the sperm. If you must drink it though, eat some apples first, the increase in citric acid will decrease the gross smell and taste (and it’s natural, as the seminal vesicles secrete citric acid anyway).
by DoctorSamson on Mar 25, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i agree in class one professor told us if stranded on island, drinking urine helps energize body and supposedly has some good stuff.
thought is gross but hey if it makes machida happy lmao
ive also herd on border when mexicans cross desert to come to usa they do it if they run out of water and it does give them a boost
by phenomenal angel on Mar 24, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Mar 24, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bear is a crock and a douche. Watch Survivorman.
by DoctorSamson on Mar 25, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nipple tweaker v. Piss drinker battle for the belt.
by Jeff on Mar 24, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tthe nipple tweaker is crap Jardine did it and still lost to Rampage.
by NM on Mar 24, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if they tested Machida’s urine, would he test positive for … urine?
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 24, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
People just think that it is good for them cause they get a high after doing it; they feel good! But the reason for the high is.. wait for it.. they are poisoning themselves. Nitrogen poisoning. It is waste for a reason. So all you kids out there take heed; don’t try this at home or the urinal.
by everlong on Mar 24, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH HEY IF I DRANK MY OWN URINE EVERY MORNING I’D PROLLY SAVE A LOT ON BEER…… BUT I AINT GONNA FUCKING DO IT YA NASTY BITCH!!!!!! I WAS GOING FOR YOU AGAINST RASHAD TO, BUT NOW I HOPE YOU SOME HOW MANAGE TO KNOCK EACH OTHER OUT!!!!! ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS………… WHY IN THE HELL, WHAT IN THE FUCK,……. HOLY SHIT!!
by 1 REBEL on Mar 24, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are you shouting? The issue of drink golden juice must really “piss” you off;)
by DH on Mar 24, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean when he starts swating all over his opponents he is actually pissing on them????
by Jack Mehoff on Mar 24, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember when this came up with some other fighter and rogan actually said that he tried it for a while, It doesn’t make me like him or hate him more, to be honest half the shit most people eat and drink make me vomit.
by Ultimate Fighter on Mar 24, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Granted that’s true. But It’s still weird,and there’s some things you shouldn’t tell a public you want to like you
by broncos12405@yahoo.com on Mar 24, 2009 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because it’s sterile and i like the taste
by ActionJackson on Mar 24, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha. I bet it makes your sweat greasy lol.
by Beaver on Mar 24, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pee is Toxic. The toxins filterd from your body leave in your pee. You can distil the water from your pee, and it is safe to drink, but then why not just drink water? I prefer beer myself. I guess whatever floats your boat.
by Bob on Mar 24, 2009 1:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Piss is actually 95% water, so no harm done here I guess. :)
by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Mar 24, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s only 95% water if you are not dehydrated at all for a length of time. In athletes such as Machida, they are always a bit dehydrated, his urine is more concentrated than the general population.
by DoctorSamson on Mar 25, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol dana is going to be so pissed after reading this, how the fuck do u market this guy
by justin on Mar 24, 2009 1:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know where I heard this, but I remember hearing that if your stranded on an island or something and don’t have anything to drink, you’re urine becomes lethal after drinking it 3 times…
Urine is a way of releasing the body’s toxins and other stuff the body couldn’t use… wouldn’t it do more harm then good?
by Verification on Mar 24, 2009 1:56 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where’d you hear this Verification? I want it verified! LOL! ;)
by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Mar 24, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only in dire situations because it would dehydrate you and the effects of nitrogen toxicity would be stronger because you are already dehydrated.
by DoctorSamson on Mar 25, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its like Bruce Willis said in that movie fast food nation “we all eat a little shit sometime…” except this is a little different but the concept is true. Think about the waiter that just jerked off in the bathroom then put his hands all over your food a the restaraunt, or the cook who wiped his runny nose with his bare hands and then rubbed your chicked with olive oil….its pretty sick when you really think about it…
by Chadx23 on Mar 24, 2009 1:57 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dana White, “MOTHER FUCKER,WHAT THE FUCK,FUUUCK.”
by broncos12405@yahoo.com on Mar 24, 2009 2:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No wonder the UFC was so reluctant to give this guy a title shot.
by chris on Mar 24, 2009 2:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can see it now:
UFC CHAMPIONSHIP
ROGAN: Machida is a true mixed martial artist, he drinks his own urine every morning!
GOLDBERG: Are U kidding me!
by DAVE A on Mar 24, 2009 2:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all these wisecracks really piss me off!
by observer on Mar 24, 2009 2:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have a shit sando and a money shot to wash it down….
by slocruiser on Mar 24, 2009 3:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For all the w**kers judging Machida here is a statement to live your life by:
“IT IS ONLY WRONG IF YOU ARE NOT INTO IT”
Whatever he is doing, its working.
by DownUnder on Mar 24, 2009 3:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s pretty funny to me. But, seriously, don’t judge other people’s beliefs.
by Tony on Mar 24, 2009 3:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Im judging him right now, he is a freak.
by Lester the Pimp on Mar 24, 2009 7:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to piss on you, yes I do I’ll piss on you I’ll pee on youuuuu, drip drip drip, drop drop drop
by O damn he got caught on Mar 24, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he’s into golden showers… …not a Machida fan but hope he stays away from both white and brown showers in the future (or atleast that he keep it to himself!)
by JonnyBoy on Mar 24, 2009 3:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This piss myth has already been debunked. Urine is fluid waste from the body and while drinking it every morning won’t kill you (Lyoto probably also drinks other fluids throughout the day), it will kill you if drunk solely.
Here’s a little story: Let’s say you are in the desert and are thirsty, can’t find water. So, you start drinking your piss. After three days of drinking only urine (filtered, then filtered some more) you go into full blown dehydration with the kidneys shutting down as the salt content concentrates and worsens. Urine has a crystalline structure also containing bacteria and waste. Kidney stones can also develop.
If eating feces were grand, then so would drinking urine. Hence it is not. I concur with DoctorSamson.
by Dr. Debunked on Mar 24, 2009 4:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you sir. Medically it has no benefits. Culturally, it grosses me out some, but Machida can do whatever he wants, either way I wouldn’t bet against him.
by DoctorSamson on Mar 25, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would drink my urine before any sip of alcohol, the way machida is being mocked for drinking his own piss, that how i feel when i see people get hammerd. Do you guys know how bad alcohol can destroy your body, that shit will kill you a little pee pee wont, beside more fighters do this then you think, very common.
by Thebending on Mar 24, 2009 5:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Drinking his own piss ? Whats next lyoto ? Eating your own shit ?
by Il Nino on Mar 24, 2009 7:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet he climbs to the top of a big mountain first. Then sits crossed leged with his cup off pee pee.
by yoububg on Mar 24, 2009 7:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Urine is mostly water, and relatively sterile. But this does not mean it qualifies for the recommended 6 – 8 daily glasses of H2O, and here’s why: in addition to the water content, urine contains trace elements of hundreds of other things —from undigested alcohol to nitrogen and potassium, and sodium, which makes it such a salty drink. (By the way, the first pee in the morning is more concentrated; and the more water you drink, the more diluted it will be.) Urine could — in rare cases — also have some toxic substances in it, such as lead or arsenic. It can also contain trace amounts of drugs that the urinating person has recently ingested, though probably not enough to actually give the sipper any high or show up on a drug test.
“Water sports” or “golden showers” are sexual behaviors in which someone urinates on his or her partner’s skin or body in the shower, in bed, at the beach, etc. This is generally harmless, as long as the pee doesn’t get into any orifice or wound. If someone does end up urinating in your mouth (or you drink your own urine), s/he could conceivably transmit an infection. Passing on a urinary tract infection (UTI) could complicate matters. Hepatitis B, chlamydia, and gonorrhea could be present in the urine and could theoretically be transmitted to the drinker, causing infection.
People who have an autoimmune disorder (including HIV/AIDS), kidney problems, high blood pressure, diabetes, or other major medical problems need to shy away from drinking or swallowing urine because of the possibilities for infection.
Now that all of that has been said, back to your original concern, which was tasting or drinking your own urine. Assuming that you know you’re free of infections and any major medical problems, then there aren’t many harmful side effects to your health that should concern you.
by GORANDY on Mar 24, 2009 7:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Dr. Gorandy, now I must go taste my pee.
by yoububg on Mar 24, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the benefits? Why would he do it? He is not the first to do it….I have just never done the research to learn why it could be good.
by justagirl on Mar 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would he tell people this, next week he probbly show a video.After a month he probbly put his crap in a glass and melt it then drink it and say its good for your biceps. I bet Rampage is gonna have a smart ass thing to say!!!!
And the conclusion of my comment is that Lyoto is one sick freak!!!!!!
by Silva110 on Mar 24, 2009 7:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hells the matter with this guy? Next week he probbly show us a video afer a month he probbly tell us he puts his shit in a glass then melts it, then drinks it and say its good for the abs!!!! I garuntee Rampage has something smart to say.
My conclusion is that Lyoto is 1 sik twisted freak!!!
by Silva110 on Mar 24, 2009 8:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This guy had trouble attracting fans before (despite and amazing record). He is going to have a ton more trouble now.
by Nate on Mar 24, 2009 8:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see what the big deal is. Plus there are alot more sick stuff people do. Just go to ratemyshocker.com and watch the guy give a dolphin head or the guy who sits on a glass jar and it shatters inside his ass and he sits there and starts pulling out the glass while bleeding all over the floor.
by rydinlow on Mar 24, 2009 8:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There is a reason your body gets rid of urine, it’s a waste product. I’m just glad they didn’t ask him what he eats for breakfast!
by Fred on Mar 24, 2009 9:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t care what he drinks, he’s an awesome fighter and if drinking his on urine is whats gives him that little boost in the morning for training then he should keep doing it.
At least he didn’t say he ate babies or something.
by Stephen on Mar 24, 2009 9:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I see where he gets his nickname now. Fire-breath.
by mburtoni on Mar 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i heard it makes a good gravy.
by Brian "Ken, on roids....NO WAY!" on Mar 24, 2009 10:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK THATS TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR ME.
by the spyder on Mar 24, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear machida , If u ever have a moment where you feel like u could use a drink I would be more than happy too piss all over your face..just when i thought there was nothing out there that could make me dislike him more….have fun marketing this LickBag Dana…
by Wallace9947 on Mar 24, 2009 10:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
romans drank/gargled urine to make their teeth shiny and white….
it won’t ‘hurt’ you but it will work your kidneys harder than they need to.
by Chris on Mar 24, 2009 11:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, this is as nasty as people breathing in ammonia, tar, arsenic…oh wait thats smokers.
big deal
by bump on Mar 24, 2009 11:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
stl love machida but i cannot w8 to hear what comment Rampage comes out with when he hears this!!! lol
by Randy for Couture on Mar 24, 2009 12:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see what the big deal is. I eat my feces every evening.
by griffinfan05 on Mar 24, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO!! Thats just gross, shit and piss are things your body gets rid of for a purpose, obviously shit is worse than piss, as piss has a lot of water in it but its obviously bullshit how it can help. His dad is old school and a lot of old school thinking like old wives tales just aren’t true, like superstitions etc.
Karate is a very old discipline and back then they believed all sorts of crazy shit, some relatively harmless and some dangerous. I really wished I didn’t hear this about machida as I was starting to like him, he’s a great fighter but that was just waaaaay too much information. Also I noticed no one mentioned bj penn licking his opponents blood off his gloves, just as gross IMO, I guess both guys are pretty eccentric.
by nathan on Mar 24, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW I just threw up….Lyoto you want dibs on it?
by ~Savage~ on Mar 24, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Which company will first stock the shelves with this stuff?
by vermeculite on Mar 24, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TWO FIGHTERS ONE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWW!!!
by the spyder on Mar 24, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL… can u believe the number of comments here! This is the thing that’s going to get the casual fans to watch and remember Machida. Not by his winning record or acting like a villian or talking smack, just by admitting he drinks his own urine! The jokes will fly and he’ll be a freak attraction. I think Dana will be happy his PPV numbers when Machida fights will be up!
by DAVE A on Mar 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what Rashad is thinking at this point!!!!!!!……….UMMMM do you guys smell PEEE!!!!!
by the spyder on Mar 24, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems dumber than anything to drink urine. The only real value of urine is the uric acid content, being that uric acid is a powerful, natural antioxidant. There are lots of supplements like inosine which can help a person increase uric acid content without ingesting one’s own pee. The toxins in the urine would eliminate any benefit that one is getting from the uric acid in the urine.
Lyoto may be a great fighter, and his dad may be a great Shotokan master; but they really need to get a better handle on nutrition and supplementation. Most of the old folk remedies are not scientific, and some are plain stupid and dangerous.
by Fred on Mar 24, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Machida is good guy, it doesn’t matter what he drinks, he’s not hurting anyone…no big deal. Chinese medicine have a lot weird stuff and it’s all good for you…
by MaChida on Mar 24, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there a bunch of little girls on this thred or what, dont forget to douche so you say fresh.
by Thebending on Mar 24, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have heard of others doing this for health reasons, although I don’t know what the supposed benefits are. Anyone know?
Drinking pee or not, I’d still do him. Machida is a stud.
by justagirl on Mar 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t wait for Rampage to beat the piss out of him.
by Beaver on Mar 25, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rampage or Rashad? I can’t wait to see Evans/Machida. that’s a tough one to call….
by justagirl on Mar 25, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well atleast he still kicks ass and seems to be in phenomenal shape. Still sounds pretty grose. But if guys stick to Mike Tyson fans even if he rapes someone, I couldn’t care less about Machida drinking pee, Im still his fan! I just hope he brushes his teeth..
by Mikkee on Mar 25, 2009 6:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever. I’m a fan and will remain a fan, and can’t wait for him to be the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion.
by E. Fairway on Mar 27, 2009 10:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does anyone even care? Honestly, one guy says he may not be a fan of Machida’s because of this. Did you ever stop to think what milk is? Its fluid produced by glands in a cows tits! My point is that the dude is one of the best mma fighters in the world, not your brother or husband, so as long as drinking urine doesn’t prevent him from competing, then who cares?
by Trent on Apr 21, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats the worst thing I have ever herd. He should be ban from MMA for this. he’s a horrible person. More evil then people who kills, rapes, steal, and cheat. This is a perfect reason to hate a human being. Becuase he drinks his own urine.
by MikeN on May 17, 2009 2:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ironic, The director/producer of 2 girls 1 cup is Brazilian…I wanna piss on you…
by Ram-page on May 18, 2009 10:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So this explains it… how he beat Rashad… I thought he was that damn good, but now looking closer at the video footage, I noticed Lyoto’s mouth was open as he knocked him out. It wasn’t his punches that knocked out Rashad, it was his horrid pee pee breath.
by Relaxed Rage on Jun 9, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His dad sounds like a moron and needs his head checked if he was feeding his kid’s his urine! Machida’s just a victim of an ignorant up bringing. Urine is WASTE…get it?! It’s what the body disgards after it extracts the nutrients of what was injested.
by Justentime on Jul 7, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
honestly guys, fuss about nothing. Just reacting due to your social conditioning, i drank my own urine for about 6 months everyday, at least a litre a day and it didn’t hurt me, gives you energy, makes you think faster, hair nails and eyes get more colour, plus it is rumoured to cure and prevent just about every disease in the book, esp. cancer, diabetes, eczema and anything auto-immune. I just have a glass every now and again now for good health but think for yourself guys and don’t give a fuck about what other people think. Fuck i even tell the girls i date (after we’ve slept together lol) and they think its hilarious. Anyway, this reminds me of: whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect -mark twain
Most of the people who’ve commented here seem to be sheep who just believe what the establishment tells them, go to uni to get a secure job, be a nice guy to girls, modern medicine honestly cares about you etc. etc.
by Tom on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I chuckled at the comment that said talk to any doctor about urine… Doctors have known for awhile that urine is very beneficial they just don’t tell you for monetary reasons. Urine costs you nothing and has great benefits. Same thing can be said about why weed is not going to get legalized in the united states. Special interest groups do not want such a thing to happen. Pharmaceutical companies can’t make money off something any man can grow.
by Tom is dead on on Sep 13, 2009 7:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You are a hero for coming out and talking about this! I run a website about urine therapy and would LOVE to interview you!
Best,
Dainis
by Dainis on Oct 14, 2009 6:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard, GO MACHIDA!! Don’t listen to these non-urine-drinking weirdo’s.
by URINE NATION on Oct 20, 2009 4:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i have been doing this for a while and cold is just like a salty drink but never got sick no cold, sore throat, nothing so call me whatever
by lupatus on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i’ll drink his piss for his fighting abilities. but thats not gonna help him against silva
by edddie on Oct 25, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I drink my own urine — I find it helps with energy and gives me key nutrients when I am training. Urine is great for overcoming fatigue.
by X-UP on Oct 26, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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