Hey, me too!!!

WHHHHATTT WEEEIRD!

OMG…thats all I have to say!

That is wild. I love Machida, the guy is nuts. I think hell be the next champ at 205.

WTF

next he’s goona say that he eats jizz cookies for extra protein…

Whats with that,I remeber Luke Cummo and Diego Sanchez saying they do that to.

WOW! that is F*cking discusting!

next thing you know we’ll be having some piss-orade?

hahahaha nice!!!!!!!!!!!!

And to think I thought it was sick Moises Alou pissed on his hands before a baseball game…

Go Rashad That’s all I have to say.

so thats his secret

did he drink his dads pee pee? how does my pee pee taste son?

i didnt think i could hate him more , but hes very good at helping me hate him

Maybe that’s what Arlovski REALLY meant when he made that comment to Tim Sylvia (lol).

So in 2008-2009 we’ve seen pee on fruit, and jizz on sushi….at least it’s his own brew. Well some of you eat shit when you eat shrimp so don’t knock the guy.

I’ve been drinking my own urine for the past couple of years, and since I started I haven’t been sick once and my energy levels are through the roof, no shit. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

Maybe I’ll give it a try.

Haha nope.

Wonder if he mixes it with water or dilutes it or something?

Or if he just pisses into the air and catches it in his mouth?

Uhh, yeahhhhhh, how about creating an even BIGGER Cluster F’k PR Mess for Dana White?
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“He Drinks his WHAT!?? WTF? THAT’S F’KING IT! UNDERCARD STATUS FOR HIM, FOREVER!!”
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[Dana W. Rant /off]

Lol!

LOL. I hope Rashad kills pee man.

I’ve been all over this planet and every time I think I’ve seen or heard it all some freakshow always turns up with a “hey, I drink urine” type comment. F*ck, ain’t life grand?!?

oh my god.. what an idiot!!!!! good way to gain fans!!! moron

I have a question…
Does he drink it right from the “tap???”

I hope he’s not on the Atkins/low carb diet. That’s some skanky pee right there.

Apparently it didn’t work for Luke Cummo. I’d be pissed if I followed that advice and ended up losing. He drank all that piss for nothing. Guess it’s working for Machida though. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I guess. But it’s still just plain f—-ing gross

maybe it better if he doesnt speak english . . .

Lyoto you’re an idiot…wake-up to the 21 Century man and read a scientific medical journal…there’s a reason our bodies excrete urine, to get it out, not so it can be taken back in…F ing ridiculous…

no wonder he confuses his opponents! He must have some serious stank breath!

Anyone seen 2 girls 1 cup? Maybe he has potential in more than just mma :|
seriously…WTF

nasty shit! I guess rashad better start drinkin his pee….to be healthy! lol
machida is thr man but that’s personal shit you don’t say

thats some kind of committment…is this some hangover from old-time japan???

I hope after Rashad wins, he pees in a Big Gulp and asks Machida to try his post-fight ale instead of a morning pilsner. That is just messed up.

… Ugh… Go Rashad! Stop the pee pee drinking madness.

Once I was at a rave and there were only porto-poties… I had to take a piss right, so I go into the porto-potty and stand up and take piss… I put my hand on the wall to stand up straight ( I was a little, uh, drunk that night…)

Anyway, someone before me had covered the wall in liquid shit. Diarrhea was all over my hand. Disgusting.

Worst part, there was no running water anywhere… ANYWHERE. I had to buy bottled water and do my best to get it off ( it didn’t work well ).

I talked to a doctor about it later… he said, next time that happens, pie on your own hand. It’s sterile, and it’ll wash off the diarrhea better than bottled water.

Anyway, thought I’d share that story!!!

He is trying out for the next season of TUF

I wonder if he drinks it with ice… eeewwww.

It’s not any different than girls swallowing sperm in porn movies we all watch… give me a break.
Of course drinking urine is disgusting but it’s something some people do. It has its benefits.

I’m laughing my ass of right now reading you guys comments, it’s hilarious. I did not expect so many people to be so sensitive.

some people just don’t understand. seriously, the thought of it is gross, BUT really, your urine is actually “sterile.” if you don’t get it, you must be an individual who’s not in the medical field, nor doesn’t know anyone in the medical field.

no matter what, this is going to be one hell of a fight! both rashad and machida are that damn good! if you ask me, i wouldn’t put my “greens” on this one. ANYTHING can happen!

Completely needless, and if he drinks too much it will make him sick.

Urine is only “sterile” in the sense that there is no bacteria in it. But the main reason we piss is to get rid of nitrogen, which at improper levels is highly toxic to our bodies. It also gets rids of broken down red bloods cells (which is why it’s yellow), the contents of which can also be toxic, the same stuff is how you get jaundice (at extremely high levels, of course). Urine is also typically acidic or basic, depending on if your body needs to get rid of acid or base to stay at a proper pH (7.4) so digesting it not only has no medicinal purpose, it can possibly mess up your pH balance, though the chance is small because your intestines and kidneys keep things pretty regulated. Either way, he benefits in no way by drinking his own piss. Maybe he likes the taste, who knows.

i agree in class one professor told us if stranded on island, drinking urine helps energize body and supposedly has some good stuff.
thought is gross but hey if it makes machida happy lmao
ive also herd on border when mexicans cross desert to come to usa they do it if they run out of water and it does give them a boost

Nipple tweaker v. Piss drinker battle for the belt.

So if they tested Machida’s urine, would he test positive for … urine?

People just think that it is good for them cause they get a high after doing it; they feel good! But the reason for the high is.. wait for it.. they are poisoning themselves. Nitrogen poisoning. It is waste for a reason. So all you kids out there take heed; don’t try this at home or the urinal.

YEAH HEY IF I DRANK MY OWN URINE EVERY MORNING I’D PROLLY SAVE A LOT ON BEER…… BUT I AINT GONNA FUCKING DO IT YA NASTY BITCH!!!!!! I WAS GOING FOR YOU AGAINST RASHAD TO, BUT NOW I HOPE YOU SOME HOW MANAGE TO KNOCK EACH OTHER OUT!!!!! ALL THAT IS LEFT TO SAY IS………… WHY IN THE HELL, WHAT IN THE FUCK,……. HOLY SHIT!!

lololol

Does this mean when he starts swating all over his opponents he is actually pissing on them????

I remember when this came up with some other fighter and rogan actually said that he tried it for a while, It doesn’t make me like him or hate him more, to be honest half the shit most people eat and drink make me vomit.

Sweating

because it’s sterile and i like the taste

Pee is Toxic. The toxins filterd from your body leave in your pee. You can distil the water from your pee, and it is safe to drink, but then why not just drink water? I prefer beer myself. I guess whatever floats your boat.

lol dana is going to be so pissed after reading this, how the fuck do u market this guy

I don’t know where I heard this, but I remember hearing that if your stranded on an island or something and don’t have anything to drink, you’re urine becomes lethal after drinking it 3 times…

Urine is a way of releasing the body’s toxins and other stuff the body couldn’t use… wouldn’t it do more harm then good?

its like Bruce Willis said in that movie fast food nation “we all eat a little shit sometime…” except this is a little different but the concept is true. Think about the waiter that just jerked off in the bathroom then put his hands all over your food a the restaraunt, or the cook who wiped his runny nose with his bare hands and then rubbed your chicked with olive oil….its pretty sick when you really think about it…

Dana White, “MOTHER FUCKER,WHAT THE FUCK,FUUUCK.”

No wonder the UFC was so reluctant to give this guy a title shot.

I can see it now:
UFC CHAMPIONSHIP

ROGAN: Machida is a true mixed martial artist, he drinks his own urine every morning!

GOLDBERG: Are U kidding me!

all these wisecracks really piss me off!

have a shit sando and a money shot to wash it down….

For all the w**kers judging Machida here is a statement to live your life by:

“IT IS ONLY WRONG IF YOU ARE NOT INTO IT”

Whatever he is doing, its working.

That’s pretty funny to me. But, seriously, don’t judge other people’s beliefs.

So he’s into golden showers… …not a Machida fan but hope he stays away from both white and brown showers in the future (or atleast that he keep it to himself!)

Wow.

This piss myth has already been debunked. Urine is fluid waste from the body and while drinking it every morning won’t kill you (Lyoto probably also drinks other fluids throughout the day), it will kill you if drunk solely.

Here’s a little story: Let’s say you are in the desert and are thirsty, can’t find water. So, you start drinking your piss. After three days of drinking only urine (filtered, then filtered some more) you go into full blown dehydration with the kidneys shutting down as the salt content concentrates and worsens. Urine has a crystalline structure also containing bacteria and waste. Kidney stones can also develop.

If eating feces were grand, then so would drinking urine. Hence it is not. I concur with DoctorSamson.

I would drink my urine before any sip of alcohol, the way machida is being mocked for drinking his own piss, that how i feel when i see people get hammerd. Do you guys know how bad alcohol can destroy your body, that shit will kill you a little pee pee wont, beside more fighters do this then you think, very common.

Does he eat boogers too?

Drinking his own piss ? Whats next lyoto ? Eating your own shit ?

I bet he climbs to the top of a big mountain first. Then sits crossed leged with his cup off pee pee.

WTF? Sick fking freak.

fckng lunatic, i hope he eats his shit too

Urine is mostly water, and relatively sterile. But this does not mean it qualifies for the recommended 6 – 8 daily glasses of H2O, and here’s why: in addition to the water content, urine contains trace elements of hundreds of other things —from undigested alcohol to nitrogen and potassium, and sodium, which makes it such a salty drink. (By the way, the first pee in the morning is more concentrated; and the more water you drink, the more diluted it will be.) Urine could — in rare cases — also have some toxic substances in it, such as lead or arsenic. It can also contain trace amounts of drugs that the urinating person has recently ingested, though probably not enough to actually give the sipper any high or show up on a drug test.

“Water sports” or “golden showers” are sexual behaviors in which someone urinates on his or her partner’s skin or body in the shower, in bed, at the beach, etc. This is generally harmless, as long as the pee doesn’t get into any orifice or wound. If someone does end up urinating in your mouth (or you drink your own urine), s/he could conceivably transmit an infection. Passing on a urinary tract infection (UTI) could complicate matters. Hepatitis B, chlamydia, and gonorrhea could be present in the urine and could theoretically be transmitted to the drinker, causing infection.

People who have an autoimmune disorder (including HIV/AIDS), kidney problems, high blood pressure, diabetes, or other major medical problems need to shy away from drinking or swallowing urine because of the possibilities for infection.

Now that all of that has been said, back to your original concern, which was tasting or drinking your own urine. Assuming that you know you’re free of infections and any major medical problems, then there aren’t many harmful side effects to your health that should concern you.

Why would he tell people this, next week he probbly show a video.After a month he probbly put his crap in a glass and melt it then drink it and say its good for your biceps. I bet Rampage is gonna have a smart ass thing to say!!!!
And the conclusion of my comment is that Lyoto is one sick freak!!!!!!

What the hells the matter with this guy? Next week he probbly show us a video afer a month he probbly tell us he puts his shit in a glass then melts it, then drinks it and say its good for the abs!!!! I garuntee Rampage has something smart to say.
My conclusion is that Lyoto is 1 sik twisted freak!!!

This guy had trouble attracting fans before (despite and amazing record). He is going to have a ton more trouble now.

I don’t see what the big deal is. Plus there are alot more sick stuff people do. Just go to ratemyshocker.com and watch the guy give a dolphin head or the guy who sits on a glass jar and it shatters inside his ass and he sits there and starts pulling out the glass while bleeding all over the floor.

There is a reason your body gets rid of urine, it’s a waste product. I’m just glad they didn’t ask him what he eats for breakfast!

I don’t care what he drinks, he’s an awesome fighter and if drinking his on urine is whats gives him that little boost in the morning for training then he should keep doing it.

At least he didn’t say he ate babies or something.

I see where he gets his nickname now. Fire-breath.

i heard it makes a good gravy.

OK THATS TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR ME.

Dear machida , If u ever have a moment where you feel like u could use a drink I would be more than happy too piss all over your face..just when i thought there was nothing out there that could make me dislike him more….have fun marketing this LickBag Dana…

romans drank/gargled urine to make their teeth shiny and white….

it won’t ‘hurt’ you but it will work your kidneys harder than they need to.

wow, this is as nasty as people breathing in ammonia, tar, arsenic…oh wait thats smokers.
big deal

and your breakfast is…

stl love machida but i cannot w8 to hear what comment Rampage comes out with when he hears this!!! lol

I don’t see what the big deal is. I eat my feces every evening.

LMAO!! Thats just gross, shit and piss are things your body gets rid of for a purpose, obviously shit is worse than piss, as piss has a lot of water in it but its obviously bullshit how it can help. His dad is old school and a lot of old school thinking like old wives tales just aren’t true, like superstitions etc.

Karate is a very old discipline and back then they believed all sorts of crazy shit, some relatively harmless and some dangerous. I really wished I didn’t hear this about machida as I was starting to like him, he’s a great fighter but that was just waaaaay too much information. Also I noticed no one mentioned bj penn licking his opponents blood off his gloves, just as gross IMO, I guess both guys are pretty eccentric.

WOW I just threw up….Lyoto you want dibs on it?

Which company will first stock the shelves with this stuff?

TWO FIGHTERS ONE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWW!!!

LOL… can u believe the number of comments here! This is the thing that’s going to get the casual fans to watch and remember Machida. Not by his winning record or acting like a villian or talking smack, just by admitting he drinks his own urine! The jokes will fly and he’ll be a freak attraction. I think Dana will be happy his PPV numbers when Machida fights will be up!

I wonder what Rashad is thinking at this point!!!!!!!……….UMMMM do you guys smell PEEE!!!!!

It seems dumber than anything to drink urine. The only real value of urine is the uric acid content, being that uric acid is a powerful, natural antioxidant. There are lots of supplements like inosine which can help a person increase uric acid content without ingesting one’s own pee. The toxins in the urine would eliminate any benefit that one is getting from the uric acid in the urine.

Lyoto may be a great fighter, and his dad may be a great Shotokan master; but they really need to get a better handle on nutrition and supplementation. Most of the old folk remedies are not scientific, and some are plain stupid and dangerous.

Machida is good guy, it doesn’t matter what he drinks, he’s not hurting anyone…no big deal. Chinese medicine have a lot weird stuff and it’s all good for you…

Is there a bunch of little girls on this thred or what, dont forget to douche so you say fresh.

how is drinking your own waste good for you?

I have heard of others doing this for health reasons, although I don’t know what the supposed benefits are. Anyone know?

Drinking pee or not, I’d still do him. Machida is a stud.

Well atleast he still kicks ass and seems to be in phenomenal shape. Still sounds pretty grose. But if guys stick to Mike Tyson fans even if he rapes someone, I couldn’t care less about Machida drinking pee, Im still his fan! I just hope he brushes his teeth..

Whatever. I’m a fan and will remain a fan, and can’t wait for him to be the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion.

Why does anyone even care? Honestly, one guy says he may not be a fan of Machida’s because of this. Did you ever stop to think what milk is? Its fluid produced by glands in a cows tits! My point is that the dude is one of the best mma fighters in the world, not your brother or husband, so as long as drinking urine doesn’t prevent him from competing, then who cares?

I hope Rashad makes him eat shit too!

Thats the worst thing I have ever herd. He should be ban from MMA for this. he’s a horrible person. More evil then people who kills, rapes, steal, and cheat. This is a perfect reason to hate a human being. Becuase he drinks his own urine.

Ironic, The director/producer of 2 girls 1 cup is Brazilian…I wanna piss on you…

So this explains it… how he beat Rashad… I thought he was that damn good, but now looking closer at the video footage, I noticed Lyoto’s mouth was open as he knocked him out. It wasn’t his punches that knocked out Rashad, it was his horrid pee pee breath.

His dad sounds like a moron and needs his head checked if he was feeding his kid’s his urine! Machida’s just a victim of an ignorant up bringing. Urine is WASTE…get it?! It’s what the body disgards after it extracts the nutrients of what was injested.

honestly guys, fuss about nothing. Just reacting due to your social conditioning, i drank my own urine for about 6 months everyday, at least a litre a day and it didn’t hurt me, gives you energy, makes you think faster, hair nails and eyes get more colour, plus it is rumoured to cure and prevent just about every disease in the book, esp. cancer, diabetes, eczema and anything auto-immune. I just have a glass every now and again now for good health but think for yourself guys and don’t give a fuck about what other people think. Fuck i even tell the girls i date (after we’ve slept together lol) and they think its hilarious. Anyway, this reminds me of: whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect -mark twain
Most of the people who’ve commented here seem to be sheep who just believe what the establishment tells them, go to uni to get a secure job, be a nice guy to girls, modern medicine honestly cares about you etc. etc.

I chuckled at the comment that said talk to any doctor about urine… Doctors have known for awhile that urine is very beneficial they just don’t tell you for monetary reasons. Urine costs you nothing and has great benefits. Same thing can be said about why weed is not going to get legalized in the united states. Special interest groups do not want such a thing to happen. Pharmaceutical companies can’t make money off something any man can grow.

You are a hero for coming out and talking about this! I run a website about urine therapy and would LOVE to interview you!

Best,
Dainis

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard, GO MACHIDA!! Don’t listen to these non-urine-drinking weirdo’s.

i have been doing this for a while and cold is just like a salty drink but never got sick no cold, sore throat, nothing so call me whatever

i’ll drink his piss for his fighting abilities. but thats not gonna help him against silva

I drink my own urine — I find it helps with energy and gives me key nutrients when I am training. Urine is great for overcoming fatigue.