Jenna Jameson delivers twin baby boys; Tito Ortiz a father again
by MMAmania.com on Mar 16, 2009 8:51 PM EDT
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"Retired porn star Jenna Jameson gave birth to two little boys Monday morning. These are the first children for 43-year-old Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz, 33, and they are said to be in 'very good health.'"
Congrats to the happy parents on their mini cagefighters. While the dynamic duo will more than likely not see the inside of an Octagon anytime soon (if ever as long as Dana White is still UFC president, anyway), Daddy Ortiz is coming off successful back surgery and has hinted about a possible return later this year. Perhaps sooner rather than later now that he has two more mouths to feed. "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" is still a free agent and has not found a new promotion to call home since his last fight (a unanimous decision loss) to current number one 205-pound contender, Lyoto Machida, at UFC 84: "Ill Will" back in May 2008.
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Hope he turns his boys into mma fighters.
by ✰Pretty Boy✰ on Mar 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why so they can demand for ridiculous purses without having a decent win in 5 years. Also she’s 43? that’s kind of a surprise.
by NameNotRequired on Mar 16, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would mean she is 35 then? whered mania get 43 from?
by brendan on Mar 16, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If ever there was a Vagina to bear Ortiz’s big headed babies, she’s it. Maybe that’s why he fell in love with her.
by Freddy on Mar 16, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evidently the first children to ever walk out of a vagina
by Danza Macabra on Mar 17, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brendan, they probably meant 34 (eventually 35 later in 2009) but accidentally wrote 43.
Danza, “walk out of a vagina” LOL!
by ProKev on Mar 17, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you got it from wikipedia, it’s probably inaccurate.
by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Mar 17, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or not haha, she had surgery on her vagina. she is also 34
by RoB on Mar 17, 2009 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry Rob, cmon guys, we should all realize that she had surgery on that manhole some call a vagina! It’s now tighter than a frogs ass, the kids actually came out with flattened heads. Do you sense the sarcasm?
I heard she was walking at the mall alone one second, the next second, two kids fell from under her skirt!
by kevin on Mar 17, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would imagine the babies experience was pretty similar to riding the rocket slide at Wet n’ Wild.
On a side note, I am sure that going to high school will be a very pleasant experience for the children of the most famous pornstar of all time.
by naturalshadow on Mar 17, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenna has two beeeeautiful little twin boys, Jesse and Journey. Congrats to her, she has been dreaming of this day for a long time! I LOVE YOU, JENNA!!!
~Kariii
by Kariii Smith on Mar 20, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel sorry for the boys… growing up knowing what their Mama did LOL
by Nick on Mar 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lmfao shitt!
i would still feel bad look at the dad
by ian on Mar 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine you grew up with those boys…. You’d definitely be over their house playing playstation every night of the week just to get some good material so you can go home and pull your dick.
by Nick on Mar 16, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could you imagine pushing a Tito baby heads? She’s gonna be even more loose now.
by Kevin on Mar 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably had room to twirl a cane as they strolled right on through.
by O damn he got caught on Mar 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHE SIT ON HER AZZ TO KEEP THEM FROM FALLING OUT LMAO…………I DO LOVE P—-Y BUT I NEVER HAD A DSIRE TO GO IN THE ABYSS………..
by steve on Mar 17, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as if her vagina needed to be streched any more
by DB on Mar 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway…
by BigRedOne on Mar 16, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love using that line, always makes ppl laugh the first time they hear it
by Jared on Mar 16, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
riding a bicycle into an airplane hangar
by brendan on Mar 17, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throwing a straw through a basketball hoop.
by OJR on Mar 17, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I look like a complete idiot at Starbucks right now, laughing so hard I’m shaking the table.
by BobC on Mar 17, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
43??? I bet she popped em out at the same time!
by Spidermonkey on Mar 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ACTUALLY I HEARD THEY WERE WEARING ROLLER SKATES……………
by steve on Mar 17, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i heard the babies came out at the exact same time~
wow~ that is one loose goose if u ask me!..
by stinky~fingers on Mar 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you could probably make five hundred dirty jokes out of this story, and i cant wait to hear em lol
by Lester the Pimp on Mar 16, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If one of them is a girl, and she inherits her mother’s breasts and her father’s legs, it could be many years before she is able to walk.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 16, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If she inherits her mother’s breast, that means she will have to wait for Jenna to die, and then be given the implants.
by naturalshadow on Mar 17, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never liked Jenna that much. Jesse Jane is pretty hot though.
by naturalshadow on Mar 17, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess thats not the first time two guys have been inside her.
by Bigmcmac on Mar 16, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No, but it’s the first time they weren’t paid to be in there.
by Craig on Mar 16, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats the problem? Who cares what she did, hell you probably jacked off watching her. Like him or hate him you still watched him. And how can anyone dog the birth of any child?
by Vette on Mar 16, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s easy. You just point and laugh. Like the kids laughed at you while you were being stuffed upside-down into your locker.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 16, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK JJ just because you were locked inside your locker don’t mean everyone was. I’m sorry you were picked on but get over it.
by Vette on Mar 16, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Ithink this will be a blessing for Tito, he was alway’s a me first guy, trust me kids will change that unless you aren’t a good father but as cocky and stubborn as he is he is very passianate and will do his best to be a good parent and better man for it. If he and Jenna are happy good for them.
by Beaver on Mar 16, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He already had a kids prior to this with another woman no??
by O damn he got caught on Mar 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeremy Jackson i chuckled at that one lmao
by Jared on Mar 16, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh boy, here we go again…great response jeremyjackson!
by kevin on Mar 17, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
these two kids will be great fighters. They have to be there dad is tito and there mom is well that is another reason they will be tough
by hatteras on Mar 16, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard she went in to deliver at 9am PST today. She was out and smoking a cigarette by 9:05 am PST. Apparently Tito is selling both of the kids at his Punishment Athletics store to break even for the month.
by B.J Pennzoil on Mar 16, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leave the kids out of it you immature f——. Dog Tito even though you watched all of his fights and dog Jenna even though you watched all her films but leave the kids out of it. How can you talk shit about kids that have done nothing to you? Grow up! Become a father then imagine someone using your child as a joke.
by Vette on Mar 16, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that was quite the sermon dad.
Now get out of the way, one of Tito’s kids just knocked out Ken Shamrock.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 16, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And whats sad is Tito’s kid could knock your a!! out.
by Vette on Mar 16, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yes I’m a Dad and I would not want anyone talking trash about my kids how about you?
by Vette on Mar 16, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would understand that the internet is a place where opinions and jokes are shared, and I will not find all of them amusing.
I would in turn realize that parading a retarded prostitute around in public is gonna earn me some wisecracks. Actually procreating with said hooker… fuggetaboudit.
And not to worry Vette… nothing you accomplish will ever earn you even the slightest notice, so your kids will undoubtedly remain out of the public eye until you are arrested for child porn.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 16, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for saying what I wanted to say better than I could!
by ThanksJeremyjackson on Mar 17, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am saying to keep the kids out of your jokes and you want to call me that, you can go f—- yourself.
by Vette on Mar 17, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vette, we all appreciate that you are a good, serious dad. I don’t think anyone here has any ill-will toward either the kids or the parents—I hope they all live long, happy, prosperous lives.
That said, they’re public (very public) figures so I don’t have any problem making jokes about Jenna and Tito. If people can make fun of a president with a Harvard MBA for his intellect, then I don’t think joking a fighter with a big head or a old porn star is over the top.
by BobC on Mar 17, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is so Bob, and tito and Jenna are way smarter than the president and better business people too!
by kevin on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JJ, you’re wrong on that, Shamrock was slated to fight one of Ortiz’s kids, but he twisted his ankle in warm-ups before the fight and had to back out. Replacement yet to be named.
by The Slovak on Mar 17, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats to them. Hope mom and babies are well.
by Jeff on Mar 16, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I would check the kids for STD’S. That skank had everyone discovered so far.
by Mr. Vince McMahon on Mar 16, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If I was Jacob (isn’t that Tito’s real first name??) take her to the Maury Show?
by DirtbagHtr on Mar 16, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet Ken Shamrock helped out their…you guys no old big head tata started calling sharock ………mr.shamcock roflmao
by steve on Mar 17, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mini Titos sounds like a snack food or something you get at Taco Bell…
by BobC on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I juss ordered some.
I new Tito would end up sellin ’em.
by Madnuts on Mar 17, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The tito twins nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Philicutioner on Mar 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Menopause mom regurgitating mini titos? dos Titos. Whatever…
by Syd[a.k.a."The Negation"] on Mar 17, 2009 1:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, now he can attack her anus while her pee pee heals. It’s probably tighter anyway.
by TJ on Mar 17, 2009 6:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet they just walked out twirlin a cane.
by Dragon on Mar 17, 2009 7:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When you start making fun of little babies its not funny…hehe it kinda is though.
I bet he’s gonna teach them to say!
“Dana White Is My B***H!”
by Hispanic Panic on Mar 17, 2009 9:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love these message boards. It’s like watching a car accident involving someone you hate. The level of discourse and every single message falls into one the following categories:
1. War (someone)
2. Someone is shit (as a fighter, person etc)
3. Someone was robbed.
4. Someone is indestructible.
5. Talking shit about another poster (whom you’ve never met and know nothing about)
6. Junior high school level humour.
7. Elementary school level thought and writing.
8. Or all of the above.
It really shouldn’t be called “Mixed Martial Arts”- it should be killed “Ass-kicking in a chicken wire cage”. Martial Arts (real martial arts) is about a lot more than techniques. Real martial artists have a healthy respect for their opponents and everyone in the world. They have compassion, determination, skill, and discipline.
Don’t act like “MMA” deserves respect from martial artists because it doesn’t. It’s to martial arts what the WWE is to real wrestling.
Don’t bother responding, I’m done with this site and you all.
by captainahab on Mar 17, 2009 10:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, I can’t get that 90 seconds back! I saw the numbers and thought it was a list of Jenna/Tito jokes. damn.
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here’s one though:
I heard these two boys are already the smartest and best businessmen in the nursery!
by kevin on Mar 17, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding, the twins are already robbing the other babies blind, demanding outrageous fees for second class talent, selling tickets to mommies next movie set.
by The Slovak on Mar 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sound smart and well spoken. You don’t belong here! This board is for children, dudes like me who act like children, and nuthuggers. I love this board.
by DH on Mar 17, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, it must get dizzy up there on a pedestal. Pardon us heathens for our enjoyment of MMA (and Tito).
by BobC on Mar 17, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t get your vajina caught in the door on the way out!
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 17, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew as soon as I read the headline that I was in for a whole bunch of large vagina jokes. No doubt, worth the read. But I wouldn’t give a shit, I’d hit that in a sec. I’d be like "I heard it was loosey goosey but it feels pretty tight to me. Jenna would be like “wrong hole fool”. And I’d be like “feels alright to me”.
by DH on Mar 17, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tito is not a UFC fighter!!! Just thought I would clear that up!!!
by the spyder on Mar 17, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There’s nothing wrong with heckling Tito’s freaks. It will be at least nine years before Ortiz’ kids are able to read a Garfield comic. So there’s not much chance this is going to hurt their feelings.
by Jeremyjackson on Mar 17, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If I went to school with those kids, I’d definitely hand them a porno with their Mum in it.
by Nick on Mar 17, 2009 5:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Those were some of the best jokes I’ve ever heard. I was in tears from laughing so hard reading them all. U guys rock except for the idiots that were on there pedastools looking down on us. We don’t want them on this site!
by kelly on Mar 30, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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