War Machine arrested (again) in Las Vegas ...

... for battery on a security guard at Krave night club, according to TMZ.com:
"Koppenhaver ... was picked up by Las Vegas PD for misdemeanor battery Saturday morning after allegedly getting into a tussle at Krave Nightclub -- a place described by one of their reps as 'gay ... but very straight-friendly.' ... Krave was escorting War Machine out of the club after a little brouhaha -- when he allegedly turned on security and starting punching them."
For more on the surreal trials and tribulations (implosion) of the man we all once knew as Jon Koppenhaver click here.
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Man, this guy is a class act! I see big things in his future…mostly following him dropping bars of soap.
by BigFatManiac on Feb 10, 2009 9:51 AM EST reply actions
Is this article implying that KOP is gay? I hope so.. cuz he is. That guy isn’t even good, between him and J.T. Money I don’t know who is a bigger d-bag
by Sp00ner1234 on Feb 10, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Good thing he is gay, he is definitely headed to prison. Happy to hear that his ass is already broken in! Have fun douch bag who ruined one of the greatest opportunities a guy like me could EVER DREAM of!
by john on Feb 10, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
hahaha I actually read a myspace bulletin of his where he said that going to gay night clubs with your girl is better because guys don’t hit on your girl and if she dances with them, it doesn’t matter. Doesn’t sound like he was with his girlfriend here though. Could have been an excuse just in case he was caught hanging out there.
by RyanHobbs on Feb 10, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
He just brought a chick along as a beard. He sounds like a self-loathing closet case.
by PW on Feb 10, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
I thought we were done with this guy. Now we’re gonna hear about his plea and his side of the story, then we’re gonna here about the sentence and then the appeal I’m sure. Now we’re stuck with him for a while
by Getrawbc on Feb 10, 2009 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Wel said, good for him! For wanting to bang Filipina chicks here and beat us guys up[as if he could], he sure got what he deserved. But I got a funny feelin’ that bailing him out would be pretty easy. Fvck this faker!
by Syd[a.ka."The Negation"] on Feb 10, 2009 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
There’s not much more one can say about this idiot. He’s a drain on society. Someone should just do us and him a favor and put him out of his misery.
by RealDrew on Feb 10, 2009 9:52 AM EST reply actions
or what about… whore machine??
not much more to say about him.
this guy is an idiot~
by stinky~fingers on Feb 10, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Hey Stink! yOUr boy Nick Diaz is fighting Frank Shamrock at 185 lbs on April 11th! What do u think about that? WAR DIAZ hommie!
by john on Feb 10, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
That’s crazy.. That will be a tuf fight for both.. today I would give Frank the edge.. but I’m pulling for Nick Diaz.. F that!
War Machine.. is out of his mind! This will not be the last time we hear something like this.. dude really needs an intervention or two.. he needs like medical help.. like bellvue.
by PhilQNY on Feb 10, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
This guy is hysterical. His problems look like some sh!t from one of those crappy MTV ‘reality’ shows.
by OJR on Feb 10, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
By the looks of that pic , security was dragging him out by pulling his left ear with vice grips. Wtf is that piece sticking out?
by dayzah on Feb 10, 2009 10:11 AM EST reply actions
He has cauliflower ear. A lot of wrestlers get it.
by pug on Feb 10, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
He might have cauliflower ear but how do you explain the sausage in his ass.
by jack meoff on Feb 10, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
a well rounded meal if you throw some carbs in there.
by Egads on Feb 10, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
If you get punched and kicked on the side of the head a lot, this is what youre gonna get.
by Syd[a.ka."The Negation"] on Feb 10, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Mmamania, please stop posting so called news about this guy, he’s a shitty fighter and a shitty human being. Seriously I don’t want to see his ugly mug anymore while looking at mma related news on your website. I agree with RealDrew, this guy needs to go away permanently, in real life and on this website.
by jimes on Feb 10, 2009 10:20 AM EST reply actions
Shitty human being sums it up.
by El Mexicutioner, formerly The Mexicutioner on Feb 10, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
I tried to like this guy from the beginning, but it’s not possible. Just too many stupid things said and done. Complete meathead!!
by blackBEERD on Feb 10, 2009 10:21 AM EST reply actions
Come on you guys…it’s entertaining. Hearing about the escapades of WM is like watching a trainwreck on T.V. My prediction is looking more and more possible every day…he is about 2 blogs away from rehab.
by JB on Feb 10, 2009 10:40 AM EST reply actions
I’m as straight as they come but, when I lived in Manhattan me and my friends would take our girlfriends to gay clubs so we wouldn’t have to be bothered by meatheads trying to hit on our girls….that being said this kid is self destructing.
by Robert(1) on Feb 10, 2009 11:09 AM EST reply actions
Check out the club’s flier for the night War Machine was arrested… http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=219619915&blogID=468881618
Straight friendly? I’m straight and open minded and have even been to gay bars, but I would never go on a night advertised with a man in underwear.
by ChrisS on Feb 10, 2009 11:18 AM EST reply actions
Think he was going there to pick a fight? (and lose)
by Gankaho on Feb 10, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
I keep getting the image of Vito in the sopranos getting caught dressed in leather and dancing in a gay club
by pug on Feb 10, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
is your fly open when these images pop into your head?
by Egads on Feb 10, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
The only thing I can say is just think if this fucking dousche bag would have never gotten onto TUF then none of us would no who he is. Who was the guy that he had to replace? I blame him.
by gspfan_1 on Feb 10, 2009 11:33 AM EST reply actions
No social skills due to anger management issues. that pretty much sums up this dudes life.
by Alex on Feb 10, 2009 11:58 AM EST reply actions
This is one of the few cases where if a guy was illiterate he’d still have a job.
by DirtyML on Feb 10, 2009 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Okay, First I know how some people can act on this site so let me say this comment has nothing to do with WM being, or not being, homosexual. I think this guy is just complete trash. He isnt just bad for MMA. He is bad for human beings as a species. Im with jimes on never wanting to see news about this guy again.
by Matt25 on Feb 10, 2009 12:10 PM EST reply actions
Getting kicked out of a gay bar for trying to fight a pillowbiter, all i can do is laugh.
by LG on Feb 10, 2009 1:55 PM EST reply actions
And here I was thinking his new tattoos were funny *gamebred, and alpha male."
This, well this is setting the failure to a new level.
by Ognitinoc on Feb 10, 2009 2:27 PM EST reply actions
Haha what a idiot and complete f****t…get a life G A YMachine
by Hispanic Panic on Feb 10, 2009 2:40 PM EST reply actions
I wouldnt want to be in his guard and damn sure wouldnt want to be in rear naked choke either.
by jack meoff on Feb 10, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions
Does he get caollagen injections in his lips? :)
He was some what entertaining on the show…
by Justin on Feb 10, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions
This news is like two Garbage Trucks colliding in the middle of the night . . . who cares?
by The Professor on Feb 10, 2009 8:50 PM EST reply actions

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