Brock Lesnar tattoo won't help against Randy Couture at UFC 91

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Quoteworthy:
"I think Randy wins this fight with experience and overall ability. It seems like Lesnar’s best chance of winning is if he can hold someone [down] for three rounds like he did to [Heath] Herring. I don’t think he can do that to Randy. Plus, he has a giant penis tattooed on his chest, which can’t be helpful."
The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 6 winner Mac Danzig provides his prediction for the main event fight between UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture and former WWE superstar Brock Lesnar at UFC 91: "Couture vs. Lesnar" tonight. He also takes the opportunity to poke a little fun at the ink Lesnar has emblazoned on his chest, which bears a striking resemblance to a big cock.
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Danzig’s got guts making fun of Lesnar..I bet he wouldn’t say that to Lesnar’s face.
by Ed on Nov 15, 2008 12:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He can’t say it to his face, not without a stepping stool anyway.
by naturalshadow on Nov 15, 2008 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yea haha look what happened, coutour got served by lesnar, danzig u say lesnar got a penis tattooed on his chest well at least he doesnt wake up in the morning and still be a pussy like yourself
by Next big thing on Nov 16, 2008 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone want to see Lesnar vs. Danzig now? :)
by quantsoc on Nov 15, 2008 12:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Lesnar wants to see that now pretty bad. lol
by chefdaddy on Nov 15, 2008 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think he’ll cut the weight? :)
by quantsoc on Nov 15, 2008 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah. I don’t like Danzig so I’m hoping for a straight up fight, no weight limit.
by chefdaddy on Nov 15, 2008 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Me too. Brock also seems like the type of nutbag that would actually kick a guys ass for something like this too.
by naturalshadow on Nov 15, 2008 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig just said what everybody has been saying for the last 4 months
by brendan on Nov 15, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig said he was gonna beat Clay too, so the validity of his opinion is garbage.
by c-war on Nov 15, 2008 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Brock should give Danzig a tattoo of a plate of steak and veal.
by PW on Nov 15, 2008 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig should not make dumb comments about people like Lesnar. I would love to see Danzig get smashed by Sherk after these comments. Since he can’t beat Clay Guida though I don’t see him getting to fight Sherk any time soon.
by Mike on Nov 15, 2008 12:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Danzigs a douche, did he see heath’s face???
by kevin on Nov 15, 2008 12:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Danzig will never ever have a belt in the UFC, Lesnar will.
by JonnyBoy on Nov 15, 2008 12:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
But Danzig’s got a much hotter woman than does Lesnar… :)
by quantsoc on Nov 15, 2008 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Cougar’s rock. Or they did when I was younger. I’m 38 now, so a cougar for me would be 60. That’s a disgusting thought.
by chefdaddy on Nov 15, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We had a cougar at our bar after a rugby game last weekend. She was trying to get after me, but I have a chick, so we got her to make a man out of a college freshman who’s on our team. Good times.
by PW on Nov 15, 2008 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
His woman looks a lot like Edith.
by NameNotRequired on Nov 15, 2008 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig’s woman is trash! PETA’s weak sauce and the only Danzig I recognize is also 5’3 but his name is Glenn!!
by Mrs.Featherbottom on Nov 15, 2008 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed Kevin. Last I knew, a face didnt look like that from being held down. Danzig is a douche bag and should worry about lsoing to Guida instead of Lesnar.
by Bob on Nov 15, 2008 12:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ok TRUE that heaths face was mashed.. but only because of that first punch.. he’s talking more as the fight went he did only hold heath down and work his ribs with knees and every time heath roled lesnar was their on his side just holding him down.. thats what he’s referring too mostly- and as for the penis joke AIN’T NOBODY on this website gonna tell me that tattoo doesn’t look like a penis- many ppl on this website came up with that joke way before anyone else…i don’t get why lesnar would get a sword with the sheild ON .. shouldn’t it be showing the blade??
by ricky on Nov 15, 2008 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It is a dumb ass tattoo for sure, but I can honestly say that it doesn’t look a thing like my dick. For one, it is not nearly long enough.
by naturalshadow on Nov 16, 2008 2:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig is a dick… maybe he should be more worried about how he got his ass kicked by Guida!
by 1-0 Via Arm Triangle on Nov 15, 2008 12:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Danzig is an a-hole… maybe he should be more worried about how he got his ass kicked by Guida!
by 1-0 Via Arm Triangle on Nov 15, 2008 12:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
screw Danzig, I love that guy, but really, it’s cool to talk shit about someone you would not dare to fight, but really now, that knife (not penis) is a symbol of how he thought his athletic career was over after he tried out for the Vikings. He assumed he had no more chances of being an athlete, so he thought a knife was up to his neck with that aspect of his life, so he tattooed that and decided to try mma……….. not a bad choice, huh
by AJ on Nov 15, 2008 12:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
actually he said he felt he “had a knife to his throat”
by kitsunex on Nov 15, 2008 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a bad tattoo cause it does look like a penis not a knife.
by Timmy on Nov 15, 2008 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He should have at least made it look like a knife. You know… sharp point at the end, no veins, no mushroomhead, etc.
by yohnstoppable on Nov 15, 2008 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzigs a tool. why slag Lesnar when Lesnar could prob knock em out with 1 hand. I wana see Danzig take a punch like the 1 Lesnar hit Herring
by irishlilpete on Nov 15, 2008 12:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It is not the first time that someone has said they think the what the tattoo looks like.
I wonder how much sauce and GH Brock did in WWE?
by Calgary Real Estate on Nov 15, 2008 12:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Regardless if Danzig is a tool or not, it is funny and true.
by DirtyML on Nov 15, 2008 1:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see why you guys are getting sand into your vagina’s over this comment. It was funny, and he does have an enormous cock tattooed to his chest. COCK CHESTNAR FTW
by Brandon on Nov 15, 2008 1:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The ONLY way to make that tatoo “right” would be to just go ahead and have a vagina tatoo’d on his neck. Only problem with that would be that it would probably end up looking like a hole in his neck giving us a nice view of his trachea!!
by TheProfessor on Nov 15, 2008 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig who ?!?!? Maybe he should stick to making love to flies and creatures with his vegan ass….I guess if you aren’t in the papers for fighting skill anymore you have to say something stupid to get there somehow. WAR LESNAR!!!!!!!
by BigPelly on Nov 15, 2008 1:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
A guy that trains with Randy took his side. surprise!
by Bill Maher on Nov 15, 2008 2:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Why are people getting mad about this? It’s not like the penis dagger is subtle at all. I mean, it has veins for god’s sake. Makes me wonder if he sat around after getting that tattoo, and thought to himself “man, this doesn’t look nearly enough like a penis. I should add veins to it.”
by yohnstoppable on Nov 15, 2008 2:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I gotta agree with Danzig….it does look like penise! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
by The 5th Beatle on Nov 15, 2008 2:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i think danzig is a penis since he knows so much about them.
by b.w. on Nov 15, 2008 2:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He really makes hisself out to be a douche bag with comments like that.I was always taught don’t say sh#t unless you are willing to say it to their face,and knows Brock could kill him with 1 punch
by scott on Nov 15, 2008 2:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Something about lesnar rubs me the wrong way, maybe its that stupid look on his face in the photo above, reminds me a a roided up bodybuilder/bouncer…duhhh. I actually think it will hurt the sport if he wins he has a solid 3 fights under his belt and one win was a complete can and the other has half as many losses as he has wins. I hope randy pulls this one off, beats the winner of the nog/mir fight and retires on a high note that would be great. The great white gorilla has plenty of time to make a name for himself and has plenty of potential.
by nathan on Nov 15, 2008 2:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
so does Randy 16-8 that is exactly half as many wins,but we all love Randy
by scott on Nov 15, 2008 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You have to admit though the top of that tattoo does look like a wiener.
by Rob Dib on Nov 15, 2008 2:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
You know I can’t say whether or not Danzig is willing to say this to Brock’s face or not, but neither can anyone else. Don’t confuse a lack of oppurtunity with a lack of willingness. As far as what Brock’s reaction would be; he’d be an idiot to attack Danzig, for the legal implications, and the fact that he would be attacking a guy half his size, it’s a lose-lose for him.
Brock should just make fun of him back, he’s a witty guy. After all he “rode Heath Herring like a horse”, er…while having a penis tatooed on his chest. HMMM. And I’d say it to his face ;). It’d be worth it, help pay for school.
And I like Danzig, he’s a talented fighter. Not a top guy yet, but he has time to improve. I know some guys that dealt with him when he was in KOTC, and they all said he’s a real nice guy. He was cranky during TUF, but given how idiotic alot of the guys are in the house, I can’t blame him.
by MongoMan on Nov 15, 2008 3:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a knife to me mac must have penis on his mind maybe eating all those veggies has him craving some man meat!!
by rk on Nov 15, 2008 4:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What knives have veins and mushroom heads?
by yohnstoppable on Nov 15, 2008 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Danzig’s whole ‘karma’ belief then this irrelevant bullshit is hardcore comedy.
Held Herring down? He beat the shit outa Herring. Stop being a fanboy for your gym, and try to win some fights.
by Luppers on Nov 15, 2008 4:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
OK, Danzig’s a jerk, sure.
But, Brock does have a giant schlong tattooed on his chest.
by Space on Nov 15, 2008 5:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What is he going to do when Randy loses go cry and stuff his face with some tofu,or maybe he’ll do what he really wants to do suck Randy off,what was the point of his stupid statement,they asked who was going to win,not what he thinks of his tats.He just proves that he is exactly what people thought he was on the show ,and that is he is a douche bag.Good fighter ,sh#tty person
by scott on Nov 15, 2008 5:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Man im sorry but that point of that sword does not look normal!! What the hell was lesnar thinking when the tattoo artist showed him the sketch, i mean that really looks like a veiny sausage..The artist probably gets a good laugh every time someone brings it up!! HAHA
by William Blake on Nov 15, 2008 7:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
yohnstoppable I know your mad at mma fighters but Joe Son is in prison for what he did to you man.
by Mrs.Featherbottom on Nov 15, 2008 8:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I never knew that Brock has a tattoo of Mac Danzig on his chest??
by tripleainto on Nov 15, 2008 8:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ask anyone of your tattooist friends to look at that tat. and they will say it looks like a cock w/ a handle. Lesnar’s athleticism does nothing to change the bad tattoo choice.
by sycboi on Nov 15, 2008 8:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He should have the tip look a little sharper and less blunt like a dick.
by Ixian on Nov 16, 2008 6:45 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Regardless of whether or not it looks like a dick, it’s a shitty looking tattoo. I have to think he wishes he had not gotten it today unless his ego is just that out of control…
by Naples on Nov 16, 2008 11:12 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
It’s now the logo for the UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World.
SHOCKER
Meanwhile, the crybabies are wetting their collective beds.
by Tarmus on Nov 16, 2008 1:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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